A donkey adores his lawn, to an almost obsessive degree. On the day that the local lawn contest qualifiers are set to begin the unspeakable occurs. That glorious green lawn is damaged, with no time to repair it before judging. However impossible things are not always such, for the right price anything is possible.

How far will this obsessed lawn owner go for his green perfection? What price is he willing to pay for a miracle?

Sex Tag added for references in certain chapters but no actual acts.