Luna likes moons

So Princess Luna wanted to go to the moon when she was like 2.

"TIA I WANNA GOOOOOOOOOOO" she whined every day

"NO LUNA I ONLY PUT YOU THERE WHEN YOU FAIL ME"

"SHIT" said Luna.

"LUNA!!!"

"SORRY." she cleared her throat. "HORESHIT!!!"

"MUCH BETTER" said Celestia.

"WHY ARE WE TALKING IN ALL CAPS" said Luna

"IDFK" said Celestia.

10,000 years later

"CELESTIA CAN I GO TO THE MOON NOW"

"YES BECAUSE YESTERDAY YOU FAILED ME BY TRYING TO KILL ME AND YOURE STILL TALKING IN ALL CAPS"

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" said Luna as her moon butt was blasted out of Equestria.

Luna landed on the moon very hard. Her butt was bruised. "Ow." she said, and threw a rock at Equestria down below. Which was physically impossible but she did it anyway because she's on the moon and not dead from lack of oxygen. Oh and did I forget to mention the fact that she is a magical unicorn with literally flowing hair and other crap? SO YEAH she can throw a rock hundreds of thousands of miles if she wants.

So Luna built a castle out of nonexistent building materials. In like 3 seconds.

She lived in her castle and lived happily ever after without dying from starvation, thirst, or lack of air. LUNA IS INVINCIBLE

MORE YEARS LATER\

an alicorn was born and her name was twilight