Luna likes moons

by luna the writer

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Comedy, Random
Length: 497

THE BEST STORY EVER AMIRIGHT

Luna wants to be sent to the moon and is invincible, Celestia likes cake and determines that Luna is to be considered a butt, Twilight screws around, and the mane six hate each other. because really they wouldn't be that good of friends. :facehoof:

An ongoing trollfic I write when I'm bored. Rated Teen for swearing.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-10-08 15:39:43 UTC

BUT TIA MOONS ARE PRETTY

So Princess Luna wanted to go to the moon when she was like 2.

"TIA I WANNA GOOOOOOOOOOO" she whined every day

"NO LUNA I ONLY PUT YOU THERE WHEN YOU FAIL ME"

"SHIT" said Luna.

"LUNA!!!"

"SORRY." she cleared her throat. "HORESHIT!!!"

"MUCH BETTER" said Celestia.

"WHY ARE WE TALKING IN ALL CAPS" said Luna

"IDFK" said Celestia.

10,000 years later

"CELESTIA CAN I GO TO THE MOON NOW"

"YES BECAUSE YESTERDAY YOU FAILED ME BY TRYING TO KILL ME AND YOURE STILL TALKING IN ALL CAPS"

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" said Luna as her moon butt was blasted out of Equestria.

Luna landed on the moon very hard. Her butt was bruised. "Ow." she said, and threw a rock at Equestria down below. Which was physically impossible but she did it anyway because she's on the moon and not dead from lack of oxygen. Oh and did I forget to mention the fact that she is a magical unicorn with literally flowing hair and other crap? SO YEAH she can throw a rock hundreds of thousands of miles if she wants.

So Luna built a castle out of nonexistent building materials. In like 3 seconds.

She lived in her castle and lived happily ever after without dying from starvation, thirst, or lack of air. LUNA IS INVINCIBLE

MORE YEARS LATER\

an alicorn was born and her name was twilight

Celestia decides that Luna is a butt.

one glorious afternoon, Celestia was raising the sun like she always did. BUT THAT SHIT IS SO MAINSTREAM AM I RIGHT

so she decided to raise the stars in the middle of the day because Celestia is the real butt here.

Luna walked out side and said "HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS CELESTIA"

and celestia said "MIND YOUR LANGUAGE WE HAVE 4 YEAR OLDS PROBABLY READING THIS FUCKING HORRIBLE ASS FUCKING FANFICTION you ASS BUTT"

SO LUNA WENT INSIDE AND DIED

WHY IS THIS IN CAPS OMG

anyways Luna went inside and died from starvation. lol

The mane six fight like foals

One day Rarity was walking when suddenly she realised "APPLEJACK IS A KIND OF ALCOHOL HOLY SHIT AND THIS IS A KIDS SHOW"

Pinkie pie appeared out of nowhere and said "I am insane."

"That's lovely darling," said Rarity. "So am I."

"WAIT" said Pinkie Pie. "THATS MY THING YOU COPYCAT."

"FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" said Rainbow Dash, addressing everyone.

Fluttershy decided to slap Rainbow Dash and for some reason it led to them having sex right in the middle of the street aND EVERYONE SHIPS THat

And Twilight sparkle threw the Elements of Harmony in the fireplace BUT THEY DIDINT MELT AND THEY ALL GOT A WRITTEN MESSAGE ON EM BUT TWILIGHT DIDNT EVEN CATCH THAT REFERENCE

Chapter of chapters

One day Rainbow Dash was on Reddit.

"BOI I SO SWAG" she yelled at her phone so it would type for her

"lol i know" said scootaloo

"shut up scootaloo"

"okay ;-;"