A tall glass of MILC

Celestia sat in a chair brushing dirt off her formal dress dress drinking her wine "Luna, you're sure about this?" Celestia watched Luna skillfully swing her whip

But with a sharp scoff Luna replied "Of course not! We were the royal inquisitor for two hundred years! Besides... if worse comes to worse. I still have that one."

Celestia looked at a tarp in the corner "Luna, it's been centuries since anypony use'd it. Do you even think it still works?"

With a hearty laugh Luna fastened her rope mace "I made it myself! Of course it works." Luna confidently put on a cloth mask "If you don't mind ordering us a strawberry coke." Luna added tugging at her snug impromptu torture outfit

"They don't have cocaine in them anymore." Celestia pointed out watching Luna's calm falter into dismay

"Why the fuck not?!" Luna barked back

"They found it to be harmful to ponies that aren't immortal." Celestia countered, Luna shook angrily but just smiled "I am ready." Luna walked out of the room with a laugh

Two hours passed

Luna kicked the door open, Celestia raised an eyebrow quizzically looking at her but Luna just growled as she reached for the tarp "That does it! That does it! Oh that little bug bitch is going to get it!!!" Removing the tarp Luna lifted up a bladed drill which she began to furiously crank with her magic causing it to oscillate furiously "ANAL DESTROYER IS OPERATIONAL!!!" Luna yelled

"Whoa-whoa, Luna what happened?" Celestia asked but Luna said nothing going for the door, Celestia appeared in her way "Luna?" She asked but as she was in front of her she could see tears in Luna's eyes "Luna... what'd she..."

"She called me fat!" Luna said angrily punching a wall "Now I'm going to make that whore squeal!!!" Luna screamed Celestia frowned

"Luna... I know you. I know you become upset when ponies tease you about your weight." Celestia said soothingly

"AND THEN I FUCKING KILL THEM!!!" Luna feverishly swung her drill

"Luna, she's just trying to rile you up. You matter." Celestia said

Luna's grip faltered, the anal destroyer falling to the floor, Luna fell into Celestia's slender arms. "Besides... I like your pocket paunch." Celestia fondled Luna's modest muffin top and she giggled in response

"Tia." Luna lazily fought Celestia's gentle advances

"What? Other mares would kill to have your butt, and your breasts are no joking matter either." Celestia may have outclassed Luna in both those areas but Luna was second only to Celestia in her ability to charm stallions. "Remember when our bedrooms were right next to each other and we'd try and seduce a stallion at the same time?" Celestia lightly pet Luna's mane, she faintly giggled "Huh? Remember captain face stab emptied out before even getting in one of our rooms?" Celestia asked and now Luna was full on laughing and seeing this Celestia seized her sister in a hug "Go have fun, and don't go starving yourself or I'll have no competition getting the boys into my bed." Celestia joked as she roughed Luna's mane and walked out the room

With a composing sigh Celestia rolled her shoulders and went to the torture chamber finding a few guards bruised here and there. As she entered she found Chrysalis hanging from her wrists, nose bloodied with clear signs of noteworthy lashings she just chortled as Celestia entered "Where's the little piggy?" Chrysalis jeered smugly but Celestia crossed her arms "You have been quite troublesome." Celestia said evenly

"Oh I'm sorry where are my manners? I'm only your god damn enemy." Chrysalis said but Celestia waved her finger "That kind of language is not allowed. Stand in the corner." Celestia said undoing Chrysalis's chains and pointing to the corner

"W-what?" Chrysalis asked clearly not expecting such a response

"You are not behaving yourself and so you are going to the corner." Celestia stated matter of factly. Quizzically Chrysalis went to the corner, looking back at Celestia before facing it "I'll tell you when you can come out, no talking." Celestia added.

Three minutes of silence passed "You can come out now, Chrysalis." Celestia called as she turned around Chrysalis saw Celestia sitting in a nice looking chair, something you would expect to see in a furbished house and across from her was a couch "Why don't you sit? We should talk." Celestia said.

But Chrysalis just laughed "You think this crap'll work on me?" Chrysalis asked crossing her arms confidently

"Naughty, naughty. Back in the corner." Celestia said

"The fuck!?" Chrysalis threw her arms up

After TEN minutes passed Celestia called her back "Care to sit?" Celestia asked

"Why are you acting so da-" but as Chrysalis saw Celestia's expression sour she made a save "Dang, strange?" Chrysalis asked

"How so?" Celestia asked back

"If you're trying to get me to cozy up to you than you've certainly got a strange way of doing it." Chrysalis said agitation clear on her face "You're psyching me out! I'm not falling for this!" Chrysalis said

"From what Luna told me you weren't very interested in talking. I'm curious why." Celestia said

Taking as seat on the couch Chrysalis threw her arms behind her head "What's to be curious about? I don't care." Chrysalis said evenly but Celestia homed in on her body language looking for any cracks in her facade

"Don't care? Don't care about what?" Celestia asked calmly

"About anything. I lost and now I'm just waiting for you to kill me." Chrysalis nonchalantly declared as she put her hooves up on the couch

"Hooves off the couch please." Celestia said and upon the odd request Chrysalis complied

"You seem absent minded in this prisoner interrogation." Chrysalis said

"Prisoner interrogation? What ever gave you the idea this was an interrogation?" Celestia asked worriedly which left Chrysalis with a blank face just inches away from being slack jawed

"The fact that your tubby little sister beat the shi-uh wind out of me." Chrysalis hastily corrected but Celestia sighed

"Chrysalis, why did you say "kill me" why that specifically? What made your mind jump to the grimmest scenario?" Celestia asked and with a hard laugh Chrysalis did her best to keep an even face

"What am I supposed to expect? A slap on the wrist and a tote bag on the way out?" Chrysalis joked but Celestia confident expression never faltered

"Don't you have a home? A family? Anypony waiting for you back home?" Celestia asked but this time Chrysalis chuckled lightly

"Hardly. When a changeling fails they're only choice is death. As for "family" we changelings don't believe in such prolonged worthlessness. Such moronic notions of depending on others just because you share similar attributes is foolish. No I can die knowing I had nothing left in this world. So do what you will." Chrysalis said coldly

Celestia nodded "Oh I intend to" standing up Celestia walked up to her "Adopt you!" Celestia cheered

"What now?" Chrysalis asked but before she could say another word Celestia hoisted her up in a glomp

"Ooh it's perfect! I'm gonna love you and care for you and show you all the love a child needs!" Celestia cheered

"I-I am NOT a child! I won't be treated this way!" Chrysalis said angrily

"Oh no? Poor manors, does not play well with others, does not have a family? It sounds like I stumbled on a little girl in need of a caring home, of which I shall provide and then some!" Celestia said hugging her tightly, Chrysalis helplessly squirmed trying to free her face from Celestia's cleavage