Ragnarok, a Praetorian class xenomorph, is in need of power to conquer a far away planet, so, why not get a set of six powerful magical items from pony-like creatures.
This is going to be easy...

Real One: Made this oneshot when I didn't have access to the internet nor had good games stored, heh, a minor project made while I should be continuing Savior of the Hive! I am an idiot.