Sound board, Ape semptemplerler, Audio mistranslations machine, Absolute Donkey bunkodunk. All these words had a familiar sounding perversity. Pinkie Pie knew this, she was currently under the couch. Contemplating the universal tendency to eat sawdust. She needed the sawdust to help her familiarize herself with madness. Pinkie Pie knew that being alive was boring as hell. But, there was always a way to find yourself from this crazy mental state. Once in a while there was that damned rabbit that would come to her in her dreams. For the rest of the day, she could not escape her pain. Nor she could disway herself from the delicious taste of Nesquick Chocolate Milk. It was impossible to ignore the cravings of sliding chocolate down your throat.
She got out of under the couch. Understanding that there was something odd clawing inside her. She needed the chocolate, or else she would go insane even deeper. She knew exactly where to go at that exact moment. Into Sugarcube Corner’s kitchen to meet with him. Pinkie Pie went out the door and walked forward through the hallway as it shook from her dazed vision. She entered the kitchen and she found him. It was the Nesquick Rabbit in all his form. Always there to comfort Pinkie Pie whenever something she needed was at hoof. He had a hot glass of chocolate milk and he was standing uncomfortably still, waiting, breathing for her to take the beverage.
She did so, she took it and gobbled the drink down. It was absolutely delicious, tasting of mangesium and chocolate, with a slight flavor of copper. She loved it like it was her own. It couldn’t be ignored how flavorful and nice this really was.
“Thank you Mr. Bunny”, she said.
Her face started to melt down to the ground. Her body now standing still like the rabbit. It climbed up the new body and assimilated it’s face for a new world order. That was the order of the Pink Rabbit. You see, it was all the rabbit’s plan to get Pinkie Pie to attack and take control of him. But, he proved way too powerful, and absorbed her into his system. Thus, the rabbit gained the fourth wall breaking powers he needed to free himself as a delusion.
The Nesquick Rabbit spoke, it was like a echo in his voice.
“Hello, Equestria, would you like some warm chocolate milk for yourself” he said.
Everypony awoke from their slumber, hearing the voice encircle their minds.
Twilight Sparkle stood up and shuddered. Before she saw the Nesquick Rabbit’s form in the darkness of her own room. Twilight couldn’t move, he went up to her quickly, his eyes covered in dark lines and his body loose and unusual. He shoved it down her throat without her question. He was way too powerful to be ignored any longer. The milk tasted as of before, though hard to comprehend entirely. Made of foreign elements to incomprehensible to ponykind. Twilight felt her face rip of herself, she tried to fight back against the tide of insanity, but in the end it was too much for her.
The Rabbit could feel her fighting back from his influence. So, he made a quick plan. The face of Pinkie Pie emerged from his body. Her eye sockets gone from their place and destroyed.
“Join me Twilight, I’ve never suffered so happily!” she said with a giggle.
Twilight Sparkle screamed as hard as she could, before her face melted off and went onto the creature.
Soon, everypony was completely controlled by the creature. Unable to even fight back as more faces were collected onto his very being. Discord arrived instantly, feeling the immense power growing ever more. He screamed out in a bellow so large and foul with anger.
“Face me Rabbit! I already have to deal with another rabbit all the time, I don’t need this non-sense that isn’t mine!” he said with a quiver in his voice.
Would you like warm chocolate milk?
The being came forward, an amalgamation of faces on it’s body circling. Black ooze flowed out of each orifice as a multitude of equine faces swirled on his massive rabbit body. Horns protruded from his head and he handed over the chocolate milk to the draconequis. With a flicker of his fingers, Discord destroyed the chocolate milk in an instant. It washed over the Nesquick Rabbit’s hand and he crushed the drink with a single clench of his fist. The being howled like a demonic wolf and it’s mouth stretched open to show it’s horrifying black teeth. It stretched after Discord before a flash of chaos energy obliterated the beings black extension.
“Oh you want to tangle huh? I haven’t had a good fight in ages…, ready when you are”.
The Rabbit howled again, before firing a massive miasma of black energy at Discord. In return, he teleported out of the way and fired energy at his face. It reeled the creature back with a massive hole in it’s head, but then it regenerated at once. Displeased, Discord cloned himself and fired burning sunlight from his finger-tips from each copy. Dark energy exploded from the creature, setting the clones flying into with Discord himself. The Rabbit created a black hole from his palm, and amalgamations of ponies resurfaced, including the Princesses, The mane six, and Spike the Dragon.
“Hah, what are you going to do with them? I have the Elements of Harmony right here”, he said with the magical accessories teleported on his claws.
The rabbit pointed at Discord, and they went sailing at him. They all fired a combined bolt of magical energy with Spike’s fire breath. He got out of orbit as the blast nearly incinerated the area they were all in.
“Damn, this is going to be tricky… fine! If you won’t let me have Equestria, then there won’t be any Equestria with you in it!”
Discord’s eyes glowed powerfully, before the very earth shook from the power being distributed. The sun started flying to the planet in high speeds. The Nesquick Rabbit exploded into a Eldritch being. The size of half a planet. He tried his best to grasp the sun with his incalculable demonic claws. But, it burned so hard that he could only stop the momentum, before the heat completely burned him into a tiny crisp. Then, Discord with a flicker of his finger, collected all the faces that were stolen with a snap. Easily returning the sun back into it’s position, and in a nano-second restored everypony’s faces back.
They all came screaming out of their homes. Cheering Discord and throwing him up into the air in droves. Twilight and Princess Celestia watched from the distance, before the young alicorn could give a chance to speak.
“I-I don’t even know what happened, but Discord saved all our lives…”
Celestia smirked.
“And that’s why we reformed him, and have him on our good side Twilight…”
Twilight swallowed a bit of saliva.
“But, there is one creature who is even more powerful than he is”, said Princess Celestia worryingly.
“What, What do you mean by this Princess?”
Celestia shook at the idea of whom she spoke of.
“Your dear friend, Pinkie Pie was the one who created that beast Twilight, and she isn’t even aware of her own capabilities”
“I don’t believe it…”
“Let’s keep this to ourselves, Twilight for who knows what could happen if she realized her potential”.
Twilight looked down and then back up at Discord being thrown up from the crowd that had Pinkie Pie inside it as well. She shuddered at the pink bundle of joy that could destroy everything. And internally was frightened deeply.
