(Spirit Of Fruitswirl) “ O god how long have i waited sitting here for something to happen so many night have come and gone and absolutely nothing to do thank you Luna for burying me in the most boring wasteland ever.” * Noises of sand being displaced* “Hmm... what be beist tis?” (???) “ Your time has come.” (Fruitswirl) “...” (???) “Make haste Fruitswirl. Also catch.” * Sack hits Fruitswirl in the face* (Fruitswril) “Owww” “ I wonder what beist tis sorcery. This also seems to be what, thy been looking for adventure and glorie! “ “Thy has accepted thou’s quest.” (???) * Poof* (Fruitswirl) “What beist tis sorcery? Thou was ter only moments ago. Wait thou left thy a sack! Lets see what thy has in tis sack. A map wit a x. A flower black as night an red like blood? wait! can it be. Is tis te flower from thy filly tales! It beist te flower of death. by the divine thy must hurry te full moon be almost in position. O glories moon of te night bring thy salvation. take tis plants soul and switch it with thy’s and give thy life once more!
* A clouds begin to gather and swarm around. suddenly a blue light appears it is thin as fishing string but begin to grow larger . Lightning strike the ground all over the place. Whispers are soon heard and then an explosion goes off it was as if a volcano had erupted *
(Fruitswirl) “What be tis feeling? wait i think it had worked. Thy beist among thy living. Wait thy forgot that thou is buried still. by the divine! Thy must dig thou’s way out thy guess.....”
Several hours later .
“ FREE AT LAST. phewy thy reeks of death. first i will go to a riverine and wash up i think ter be one not to far west. with glorie i MARCH !”
2 hours later
(fruitswirl) “aha ter beist it and thou queens sun has risen. thy wonder if the old witch still be in power. *thow has never likest her* by the DIVINE why does thou makest it so bright!?!? makes me wish i was still in that hole.
1 hour after fruit has finished washing her sexy blue body
before thy begin thy journey i must obtain thy sword (blood rose) and my bow (nightshade). “thy must tryest to remember the sorcery to call thy weapons of death”
(fruitswirl) begins to ramble * black as night and red as blood show me where you die! *
aha thy weapons lie within.... thou has to be joking. thy weapons be within thow reached sun castle...” * fruit begins to stomp the ground in anger and bucks a tree so hard it breaks*
“ ok ok calm down.. by luna if that rench even scratched thy sword or cracked thy bow thy will slit thou’s throat and bury her in the sewers and let the rats havest at her flesh!”
“but first thy must travel to thou’s sun kingdom and seek out thy weapons. lets see the sun kingdom be located where thou’s sun arises so we have are heading. time to march to VICTORY!”
2 days later
(fruitswirl) * panting soft from the long trek * “ i have arriv.... uhmm tis not be te suncastle i remember it was less shiny. ugh i can't stand it i shall make haste to the slums if ter be any.)
about a hour later
(fruitswirl) “ i beist so thirsty where can a queen get a drink for free.
aha a fountin fit for a queen. * fruit check her surrounding and decides to take a dip*
(???) HEY YOU! (fruitswirl) “what” (royal gourds) “thats against the law how dare you defile this sacred fountain.” (fruitswirl) “ i got 3 options. one run! 2. allow thyself to be arrested and thrown into the dungeon or three beat both of threats peasants into thy ground..... tough decisions... not! i pick three” (royal guards) “ three? by Celestia she's a what is happening to her!?!?!” (fruitswirl) * begins to transform into her true form and starts to charge her horn it begins to glow ever greener and brighter* (royal guards) what is going on!?!?!?! run!!!! (fruitswirl) “ hardly going to be a battle of glorie. come on cowards die with honor!) seconds after finishing * a beam fires out of her horn disintegrating the two gourds where they stand and practically destroying a house.*
(fruitswirl) “hardly a match.” thy best be off with thyself more guards are surely soon to arise.”
minute later
“ aha if any one cant thy can spot a sneak anywhere. avast sneaks” (???) “who are you.. and what sneak i see no sneak” (fruitswirl) *smerks* “dont lie to me i can spot a sneak anywhere.” (???) *widens eyes and actes as if hes busted* “ who are you?! who told you?!” (fruitswirl) “ silence peasant thy hasnt speakest a question to thou. thy needs you to help thy get into thou’s castle. will thow help? (???) depends whats in it for me? (fruitswirl) “thou may have all he can hull but ter be 2 items im looking for one be a sword the other be a bow (???) “hmm its a deal.” “o and my name is black arrow.”
(fruitswirl) “mine is fruitswirl.”
the thieves are pointed to the castle. (black arrow) “oh come on how are we to get in there ”(fruitswirl)“we are going to have to wait till night.“
(black arrow)“thats a good idea ok let's set up camp for the night.” (fruitswirl)“ its settled we’re gonna camp. we will set it up set up camp over by the huge tree.’
5 minutes later
(fruitswirl) “alright i think were set up here ok the plan is we're gonna rest until night.
fall so i’ll stay up until nightfall and wake you guys up when it come. so get some rest”
hours laters
(black arrow) “*yaawwwnn* best nap ever.” (fruitswirl) “it’s time to move out. thou got the gear (black arrow) .” (black arrow) “ yeah yeah i got the gear.”
some time later
(black arrow) “fruitswirl keep a watch” (furitswirl) *begins to look around spotting for guards.* (blackarrow) “im throwing the hook up. mission night breaker is now in effect.” (fruitswirl) “what beist tis mission night breaker thow speakest of hmm probly nothing important.” ( blackarrow) *throws the grapple hook.* *cling* “we are hooked. im going up once i get up there i’ll signal you if its all clear then you come.” (fruitswirl) “k.” (black arrow) *begins his incline* “ man this is harder then it sounds in the story.” * arrives at the top balcony* *pokes his head up* *looks around trying to seem anconeto * “clear.” * hopes over* (fruitswirl) “ga thy be beginning thy climb.” *fruit climbs the tower* (black arrow) “you know were to go?” (fruitswirl) are heading beist tis away.” (black arrow) “ ok. and whats with your accent?” (fuirtswirl) “ thou beist one to speak.” (black arrow) “i have no idea if that was a insult or a compliment...” “uhm ok but where are we going do you have a map or something” (fruitswirl) “no i know this place like the back of my head.” (black arrow)
“then why did you need me???” (fruitswirl) “ thy needed thous help breaking into te castle it not be a easy ting witout the right surplies.” (black arrow) “ wa!!!!” (fruitswirl) *shhhhhhhhhhhh....* (black arrow) “ o yeah but how did you read my thoughts.” (fruitswirl) “ tis be nothing more ten a simple spell. now we must press on. follow meh.” (black arrow) “ok.....” * follows with a dumb struck look* (fruitswirl) “ if thy magic be correct te room beist tis away ) *makes a left and runs down the hall way* (black arrow) “wierd no guards “ (fruitswirl) “indee.. look soldiers. thy will take’em out”
(black arrow) “ hey you didnt say anthing about murder stealing is one thing murder is another i am out. your crazy lady.” * tip toes off in the opposite direction * (fruitswirl) “ thou havest no honor” *directs her attention back to the guards* “ how shall thou do tis mhmm. aha.” * fruit casts a yee old spell teleporting them to the riverine fruit was washing her self up at*
(guards) (john) hey jerry. (jerry) yeah john (john) this job suck i wish something would happen unexpectedly (jerry) be car..... *poof* (guards) “ahhhhhh”* splash* (jerry) “ wish granted ya jerk.”
(fruitswirl) “thous wish has been granted. time to ge.. what beist tis door thou has never seen anting likest it thy wonder if ti magic could breakest te seal.” *fruits horn begins to glow a little poof is heard inside the lock mechenism and the door creeks open* “haza thou is victories.” * fruit begin ravishing through all the treasure she thinks is junk* “ where be it. aha! thy have found em.” * echos of guards is heard thoughout the hall way* “guards the noise it was coming from the volt!” (fruitswirl) “they must of heard thy. like my motha spoke to me it be time to hoof it! wait thy could just poof thy self out but thou see no honor in te cowards way out thy shall stay and fight! for ARABONIA! MAY OUR STEEL CLASH! to victory thy MARCH! (guards) “there the intruder get here!” (fruitswirl) * begins to sing * *she quickly equips her self and charges out the door to only be greated by a small platoon of soldier she counts some where around 20 men *
“ Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin
* she begins her transformation the guards begin to freak out but hold their line wondering what is this*
naal ok zin los vahriin
*the room is engulfed in light never before seen*
wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
*when the light clears they see a alicorn charging them with a sword the guards put their shields up and point there spears bracing for impact*
Ahrk fin norok paal graan
*fruit inches from hitting there spear quickly jumps onto the side wall and barrel rolls of taking the head of one of the guards and then landing on another guard stomping his face inward while chopping the head of the one standing beside him head off.*
fod nust hon zindro zaan
*fruit spins around and stares down the other guards they look back panicked but are to loyal to the princess to back down and with all the might they could muster and charge fruit*
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!
*fruit then switches to her bow firing 3 arrows both hitting there mark and killing 3 guards to guards trip on the 3 dead body the others going around *
Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod
*fruit quickly falls back and goes around the corner quickly pausing to place a quick spell trap and then runs back a little and knock over a table facing a guard they come around the corner one gets hit by the spell trap with shoots a ice pillar threw him tearing threw him like tissue and exploding his flesh everywhere fruit then bucks the table at them and kos the lead guard and knocking a few down*
Ahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein!
*2 guard drop there weapons saying i dont get paid enough for this crap and the rest continue their feeble charge*
Wo lost fron wah ney dov
ahrk fin reyliik do jul
voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein
Ahrk fin kel lost prodah,
Do ved viing ko fin krah,
* fruit make a corner and places another spell trap and loads 5 arrows she fires them onto the crowd of guards only to take 3 down*
Tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein!
* quick to the mind she notices the window next to her and the one behind the guards she breaks the one next to her climbs out the guards quickly go to check where she went but the window behind them breaks the quickly rush to that one ti find out they have been trick and it was nothing more than a mere distraction fruit quickly fires a barrage of arrows taking one guard down and hitting another in the knee*
Alduin, feyn do jun,
kruziik vokun staadnau,
voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lein!
she runs back down the hole way to be cornered by a huge familiar door she turn and is faced with 3 guards and only 4 arrows left and ones only for grappling the other explosive so the numbs it down to the two least important arrows she quickly charges a magic round and fires disintegrating one guard*
Nuz aan sul, fent alok,
fod fin vul dovah nok,
fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz!
Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot!
* fruit throws her sword at one of the 2 last gourds the other begins to run and fruit pulls her bow up and take him out with ease as her arrow flies threw the air with ease and pierces him and her pitch fork shaped head strikes his heart and rips it out.
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin
naal ok zin los vahriin
wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan
fod nust hon zindro zaan
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal! “
(fruitswirl) “thank the devine thy stayed at night wishes inn. now tis door it seem familier. thy should explore ter might be goodies inside tis room for it to have such a monstrous door.” * fruit begins to open the door peeking inside to see what lurks behind* “wow tis beist te biggest room thy has ever to lay eyes upon. thy must resist erges to thief her for thy is a noble and honorable kni.... ehhh nahhhh hahaha take what thy can leave no goodys.” * fruit begins throwing everything into the open and trashing the place looking for thing to salvage and sell or use* “let thy have a look. junk, junk, coin sack, junk, wait what beist tis. thy’s fun tube now demands a battle! thy shall keep tis for thy’s own reasons. now lets see aha tis be a letter of death. hmm by decree of luna as of blah blah blah a miss fruitswirl is hereby pronounced deceased.... BWAHAHAHAHA thy tinks ill keep tis might be te best. alright tat be it now how am thy suppose to carry all tis. aha a sack! tis be a weird sack but it will do hmm what beist tis it appears to be luna’s cutie mark. prob another peasant wishing to be a princess. ugh thy am not enthusiastic about tem they get how should thy say. o thy knows crazy.
*fruit begins to pack her things into the weird sack but when she finished and straps the sakc on familier voice are heard arising from the hall way* (fruitswirl) ‘wait could it be. na na cant be. hmm thy feels like instead of sneaking out te window thy could just run out smoke bomb te place wit a smoke spell ten make a haste to te exit. hmm yes thy shall do dat. for it makes tings more dramatic tat way when some one tells thy story it would be te most glories of tem all!
* fruit quickly transforms to her alicorn form to use her magic and prepares for the dash* “ 3, 2 , 1, blitz!” * fruit comes bursting out yelling mine! and makes smoke appear every where and darts of leaving 2 ponys confused as of what just happened this is what they saw*
(???) “well associat i’m done being celestia’s second hand i want to a turn having the power and having every one listen to me and not just be thrown aside like a gesture (associat) well it can’t be that bad luna “i mean look at me im every ones bitch” (luna) “she never share the power it sucks and she constantly been pranking me witch is why i set up the best pr........* both pause noticing a deranged green alicorn with magic green hair and neon green highlights * was that fr... no no she’s dead but whoever it is we must give chase!” * but by the time they turned the corner she had disapeared* “where did he go?” (associat) “luna you may want to check your room i think whoever it was stole some things” (luna) “ why that little runt!”
*going back to fruitswirl we find her softly landing after going out the window she had broken earlier * (fruitswirl) “ infedels! hmm that dark witch looking one reminds me of someone thy once knew but thy can’t lay a hoof upon it alwell. thy just now has remembered the magic arrow spell for dark arrows. thy is a barbarian for not remembering tat one owell . time to begin thy true quest!.”
