Yellow Eyes.Blue Eyes.Red Eyes.

by Derpy_DragonV1

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

All I wanted to do was dress up as a starter zombie from the Call Of Duty:Zombies game mode. But nnooooooo I had to buy those glowing contact lenses for the costume of my Nazi zombie. Fan-fuckin tactic.

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Brraaaii-what? Oh no killing? ...ok...

Brraaaii-what? Oh no killing? ...ok...
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Yellow Eyes.Blue Eyes.Red Eyes.

Brraaaii-what? Oh no killing? ...ok...

"Aahhh smoking the bong. Sitting in my solitution getting Stoned not even a chuckle Discord"? Did I mention I'm in a stone statue alone...weeeellll not entirely alone bunny it could be better.

"Th-hahaha-Thats the worst one of this century that you have made. Oh my its-its so funny that if I-"

I cut him off. "Sshhhhhh hey Discord. At 12 o'clock there's three different colored midgets heading our way along with their. Class I think? I don't fucking know. Wanna tune them out?"

Discord waited a little bit thinking on how to answer this.

/50 years later\

/JK XD\

"Yes I would like that." Discord replied with a chaotic grin filled to the brim with madness. "Ok round 23,456,069 of Team Death match in this uuhh Black ops III you call it? It still sucks that I won't be able to make those gadgets or weapons in this 'game'.

Ignoring that last bit I replied with a 'sure' along with a 'yur go'n fukn luse 'gain Puzzle Piece' he just bursts out laughing every time I call him puzzle piece.

We didn't notice that Discords statue had a crack in it.