Discord Story

by Shadow_Quill

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 450

Discord, Pinkie, Luna, and an Author. (Possible) Hilarity ensues.

I wrote this at 4:05AM. On a School Night. While deathly tired.
I'm just going to keep any mistakes.

If you like, don't count on a continuation.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-10-12 12:00:22 UTC

The final, and only chapter.

DISCORD STORIES

Writing this at 4:05AM isn't a good idea.

Oh well.

What could go wrong?

Well hello there. I'm Shadow_Quill and for no reason, I'm writing a story that will make no sense. (Yes. a story. I'm Insane.(Don't take this away from me))

~ About Thirty Seconds Later ~

"THOU SHALT NOT PASS," Luna yelled in the Traditional Royal Voice. To which Discord's ears fell off. Even Luna was confused. "Oh dear. I seem to have an EAR-full," Discord replied, splashing chocolate milk on Luna. Luna facehooved.

Ohi. I'm the author/writer/editor/pretty much everything else. I speak in Italics so you don't get confused. Discord, out of character is Underlined.DISCORD. FOR THE LAST TIME. DONT UNDERLINE UNDERLINED.* Well I'm sorry. Gah Let's just continue.*

"Chocolate Milk? Why not cotton candy," Luna groaned. Discord pulled out a cloud of cotton candy. "Well because it's delicious. That Pink mare gave me the secret. I think her name was P-Pi-Pink... Maud. Yes, that was it."   *Discord... I've told you. Stop inserting these... These randoms. It's not my fault I'm a chaos god. I'm not even going to. Well, you should.  "Did someone just say my Sisters name?!??" Said the pink mare as she bounded up to them. "Oh hi there Author!" Pinkie. AGAIN. Stop breaking the 4th wall. It takes me FOREVER to rebuild it. AND DONT THINK ABOUT BREAKING THE 5TH WALL. EVER. AGAIN. "Okie Dokie Lokie," Pinkie replied, Luna flabberghasted. "Who did you... What did you... How did yo-" Luna was cut off by Discord. "You really don't want to know" What? She really didn't. And how would you know? Again. Chaos. *LONG GASP* Pinkie DON'T YOU DARE. Aww.  Meanwhile, Luna is just flabbergasted. "Buh. Buh. Buh." At which point she just floats away for no apparent reason.*

~ Meanwhile ~

Celestia decides to check on her sister, as she hasn't sensed her presence in The Dreaming. As soon as she sees A certain pink pony, with Discord included, she started to wait. After awhile Celestia's horn started to glow, and Luna started to float away. Celestia's face slowly morphed into a face, not unlike a troll face.

Woah woah woah. Celestia just became Trollestia?* **Yeppers. PINKIE!*

**Oopsies. Sorry about that.* Thar she blows. The famous fourth wall. LOOK! It is starting to break. What Evils must lie behind it? That's me :<*

*Oh, sweet heavens. Let us hope she doesn't meet herself. The world would probably explode in a burst of confetti. Doesn't that happen daily? I see your point.*

~ Back To Luna ~

One new memory came back to Luna after she awoke.

The only thing Luna could hear was, "TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLESTIA"

Hee Hee.