What happened to My Little Pony

by Real Twilight Sparkle

Rating: everyone
Tags: Tragedy, Alternate Universe, Anthro
Length: 1037

Twilight Sparkle's wings disappeared. Ponies became Anthropomorphic.

Evil Princess Celestia turned all of the ponies anthropomorphic, because Twilight Sparkle wrote cuss words in Princess Celestia's message.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-10-13 22:36:59 UTC

Princess Celestia

Twilight Sparkle

Twilight Sparkle has prussian blue hair with purple and rose highlights. "Why is your body shape a human?" asked Rainbow Dash. "Why are you naked?" asked Rarity. "Where are your wings?" asked Pinkie Pie. Twilight Sparkle didn't respond. Twilight Sparkle wrote "Dear Princess Celestia, Turn me back to normal, you old windbag." and Princess Celestia removed Twilight Sparkle's kingdom. "Nobody calls me old windbag!" yelled Princess Celestia. "How about a bunch of dirty rotten pigs?" asked Twilight Sparkle. "No, you cannot call me mean names," said Princess Celestia. "How about Queen Chrysalis call you names?" asked Twilight Sparkle. "No," said Princess Celestia.

Bart Simpson

Bart Simpson is not on My Little Pony. Bart Simpson is on The Simpsons. Sorry.

Sunset Shimmer

Sunset Shimmer is an alicorn, but she's still not anthropomorphic. Sunset Shimmer likes Poptropica. Sunset Shimmer plays Monkey Wrench Island, then 24 Carrot Island, then Happy Tree Friends Island, then Arabian Nights, then Mystery Train, then Spy Island, and finally Wild West Island. Sunset Shimmer is tired of playing Poptropica. Twilight Sparkle gave Sunset Shimmer Twilight Sparkle flavored ice cream, then Sunset Shimmer likes Twilight Sparkle. Twilight Sparkle gave Sunset Shimmer a Tootsie Roll Pop and said, "Here's a Tootsie Roll Pop for you." and Sunset Shimmer liked the Tootsie Roll Pop. Since Sunset Shimmer has wings, Rainbow Dash taught Sunset Shimmer how to fly, and she likes flying.

Fluttershy

Fluttershy has wings and pink hair. Fluttershy is an animal tamer. She tamed a bunny. Fluttershy loves the outdoors. "This is so nice," said Fluttershy. "Fluttershy, what are you waiting for?" asked Twilight Sparkle, "You'd better come with Queen Chrysalis." Fluttershy stood up and walked with Twilight Sparkle. Queen Chrysalis thinks Wayside School is funny and it really is funny. She heard that Dana's mosquito bites turned into numbers. "I don't know what's going on," said Fluttershy.

Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie is pink with curly hair. Pinkie Pie throws a party with Queen Chrysalis, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Spike, Sunset Shimmer, and Flash Sentry. "Let's Party!" said Pinkie Pie excitedly. Twilight Sparkle. "I've been in Wayside School and I saw John upside down," said Rainbow Dash. Pinkie Pie served food to everyone at her party. Pinkie Pie played the clean version of "Where Them Girls At" at the party. Pinkie Pie gave everypony Twilight Sparkle flavored ice cream, but gave Twilight Sparkle Rainbow Dash flavored ice cream, because Twilight Sparkle flavored ice cream is the same taste that Twilight Sparkle always taste. Pinkie Pie tried to give everypony cupcakes made of concrete, but they're too heavy.

Applejack

Applejack is a farmer who likes apples. Applejack's cutie mark is three apples. Applejack tried to eat an apple with a worm in it, and she liked worms. Applejack is hanging out with her brother, Big Macintosh. "AJ, Why are you naked?" asked Big Macintosh. "Princess Celestia turned me anthropomorphic," said Applejack, "Don't worry, being naked is not bad."

Queen Chrysalis

Queen Chrysalis has holes in the horn and hooves. Queen Chrysalis is retired from being a villain. "Ponies shouldn't be anthropomorphic," said Queen Chrysalis. Queen Chrysalis turned the ponies back to normal.  "They have never tasted Twilight Sparkle flavored ice cream," said Queen Chrysalis. "It was a good story," said Rainbow Dash.

Rarity

Rarity looked in the mirror and she is naked. "Oh No, I'm naked," said Rarity. Rarity quickly put on her Equestria Girls clothes. "Much better," said Rarity. "Don't worry, being naked is not that bad," said Twilight Sparkle. "Thank you," said Rarity. Rarity took off her clothes. "Where are your wings, Twilight Sparkle?" asked Rarity. "Princess Celestia took away my wings," said Twilight Sparkle. "What for?" asked Rarity. "I've wrote bad words in Princess Celestia's message," said Twilight Sparkle. "What swear words did you write?" asked Rarity. Twilight Sparkle bleeps her swear words. "Is that why you lost your wings?" asked Rarity. "Yes," said Twilight Sparkle. Twilight Sparkle gives a Timmy Failure scarf to Rarity and said "Hey Rarity, Do you want to try the Timmy Failure scarf?" Rarity tried on the Timmy Failure scarf. "This red scarf looks ridiculous," said Rarity and she took off the Timmy Failure scarf.

Spike

Spike is not anthropomorphic, Spike is just a purple dragon with green spikes. Spike doesn't like wings, Rainbow Dash, or Fluttershy. Spike is Twilight Sparkle's assistant. "Twilight Sparkle, why are you naked?" asked Spike. "Because I'm not wearing clothes." said Twilight Sparkle. Spike collected a diamond. Spike gave Twilight Sparkle some Twilight Sparkle flavored ice cream. Twilight Sparkle took a lick. "Well?" said Spike. Twilight Sparkle took another lick. "Well?" asked the other ponies. "Twilight Sparkle flavored ice cream had no taste," said Twilight Sparkle "It doesn't taste bad, but it doesn't taste good, It doesn't taste like anything at all!" Spike was confused.

Rainbow Dash

Rainbow Dash has wings. Twilight Sparkle taught Rainbow Dash how to fly. Rainbow Dash loved flying. Rainbow Dash kicked the clouds with her hooves. She saw Fluttershy flying. She stared at wingless Twilight Sparkle and said "I like you without wings more than with wings." She put on her sneakers from Equestria Girls and tried flying wearing sneakers. She quickly took off her sneakers and there's a dead mouse in her sneaker. Rainbow Dash took a dead mouse out of her sneakers. She got hit by Twilight Sparkle's crown which got thrown out of the castle's window, but she's still alive. Rainbow Dash flew to Wayside School. When Rainbow Dash is burped in Mrs. Jewls class, Rainbow Dash gets her name written on the blackboard under the word DISCIPLINE. Rainbow Dash put Sammy on Todd's desk and Sammy is a dead rat. Mrs. Jewls put a check next to Rainbow Dash's name. Rainbow Dash flew out of Mrs. Jewls class and Mrs. Jewls circled Rainbow Dash's name. "You're going home on the kindergarten bus," said Mrs. Jewls. Rainbow Dash came back to Cloudsdale on the kindergarten bus. Rainbow Dash borrowed the "Sideways Stories from Wayside School" book from Twilight Sparkle's library. Rainbow Dash is reading Sideways Stories from Wayside School and she likes it.