The Unknown Stories of The Elements of Harmony

by LIL DASHIE GRINGO

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 2782

ImMrNoobHeadFU1 and you are going to be inconspicuously spying in on the main six to find out what they do behind the public; on national television!

ImMrNoobHeadFU1, the anthropomorphic black stallion pegasus author of this story with you as his trusty pegasus camera guy, go out on an adventure to find out what the main 6 do behind the curtains, behind closed doors, and behind other assumptive secluded areas; on national television! Hold onto your panties, because this is going to be one heck of a ride to Dangerville!

Featuring other ponies as background and occasional talkative sorts.

Also starring Pistol Whip as your replacement, just in case you die-I mean retire while the show runs. Anyway, sign this waiver here Mr. Character!

I'm writing this for fun. But, it'll also be nice to have some feedback on what I can do to make this funny story better. maybe even more funny and sexy, sense there's sex in it and sex. :moustache:

Warning: I'm a slow writing author. So yeah, I'll try to update as fast as I can. :) Also, sex is involved in this fanfic; so many different categories, I can't describe them all. Sex.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-10-14 05:58:57 UTC

Segment 1: The Element of Honesty

Class B porno scene here. If you are under the legal age of 18, get the fuck outta here or face the wrath of your mother looking down on you in life and think to herself, “I should’ve been a better person and swallowed.”. Anyway, enjoy!

ImMrNoobHeadFU1, the black anthropomorphic pegasus stallion author of this magnificent story with you as his trusty pegasus camera dude, decide to tell a new untold story on the personal lives of the Elements of Harmony in the sweet sporadically busy city of Ponyville. As you get ready to set up by a baking shop called “Sugarcube Corner”, Noob gets donuts from the bakery and sets the box on a table you are working at. He sat down by you with a grin on his face, feeling ecstatic about the day to come.

“Anonymous Character, hear my words ol’ chap; this is goin’ to be THE best episode we have so far. I already got what's in store for our good readers today and I don't plan on goin’ back, mate.” He said with an outlandish accent, eating a donut as you continue to set up the studio camera, sponsored by the endorsing picture production company you work under.

“I bet it is, Noob. Hell, you've been mentioning that ever since we first got in Ponyville a couple of days ago. It's like watching you in a trance state when you recite something repeatedly in a spell book.” You said to him, turning on the camera and checking the lenses.

He turned to you after finishing his delicious donut, glaze and coloured sprinkles still around his sweet lips. “Because I'm goin’ to make my words true, mate. Once I get the inside stories on the Elements of Harmony, through inconspicuous actions and a lot of stakeouts, we’re gonna make history!” He says, taking out his cell phone to get on a social network application.

As he was doing that, you finally got the camera ready for the show. You look over to Noob, just to get a flash in your face.

“Sweet Celestia! What was that?” You asked him, rubbing your eyes in reaction of the blinding light.

“Just had to get a pic of us and put it on Tweeter, mate. Everyone's gotta know what we're up to; you know that.” He said, putting his phone away in his tan cargo pants.

“I know, but at least tell me when you're about to do it. Otherwise, I’m going to be blind after a few more.”

Noob grabbed another donut from the box. “Will do, lad. Oy! did ya sign that waiver I gave ya earlier, mate?” The author asked you, eating the donut whole.

“Yeah, I did.”

“Excellent, Anon. Because we-” as he was about to say something pertaining to the current subject, he turned his gaze over to see the ‘mane 6’ walking down the dusty road, having a conversation unknown to you and him. He snapped his head over to you. “-Bugga, here they come! Get the camera ready!” He told you, getting ready for his shot.

Once you made sure the lighting and audio were tested before shoot with Noob, you hit the record button.

ImMrNoobHeadFU1 presents

A funded organization’s film

THEME SONG (think of a 1980s educational song for an instructional video)

The Untold Stories of The Elements of Harmony

Starring: ImMrNoobHeadFU1

Anonymous Character as the camera man!

And Pistol Whip as a backup!(if needed)

*Fades black*

…….…….

*CAMERA POV*

Scene #1: Introduction

You shoot the camera towards the girls to get a perfect zoom in shot on them.

“Magnificent, aren't they. And you wouldn't believe that this lot saved Equestria multiple times...”

You minimized the zoom to get a shot of the black pegasus author, who's moving to be in shot. He stood there and looked at the camera with a toothy grin, the girls still being visibly shown behind him.

“...But, they never got the kind of appreciation they truly deserve when savin’ the world. ‘Ello, mates. This is ImMrNoobHeadFU1 and I'm goin’ to show my appreciation throughout this whole six part segment by secretly observing the six gals here behind me! So, take out ya popcorn and enjoy the show. Hopefully, we don't die.” He said with a hearty laugh. For effect, you fly upwards and backwards to show the camera zooming out in the air.

*Fade black*

Scene #2: Honesty

You and ImMrNoobHeadFU1 appear in front of Sweet Apple Acres, that one place with all the apples. You started filming the side of the red barn like you were in front of it. But, you're about twenty yards from the actual red barn, tricking the audience into thinking you're in front of it. ImMrNoobHeadFU1 appears in the camera’s sightlines again, with a toothy grin.

“Sweet Apple Acres, one of the many places in sweet Ponyville that provides food supplements for the populous. And also the home to the element of honesty named Applejack; sweet name like mine. This lady has been honored this element because of her honesty towards every situation that comes her way; never telling a lie to anypony. She's also accomplished multiple things that mostly would require a strong stallion, like her brother Big Macintosh presumably.” He explained, rubbing his hands together.

He got closer to a barn window and flew up to it, you following in tow. Once he got to the window, he turned back to the camera. “So, we got an anonymous tip from one of our fans that she comes out to this barn every Thursday at 6 o’clock in the evenin’ to do some well needed relaxation and get ready for the next gruesome day of pickin’ apples. Today, we're goin’ to find out what she does, mates.” He explains, opening the window from the outside. How he got such knowledge on unlocking this window so quickly is unknown to you.

Once it was opened, he slid it to the side and climbed in, waving a hand for you to follow. When he entered the barn from the top, he immediately flapped his wings as there was no floor. You did as well with hesitation from this newfound information.

“You couldn't tell me there was no floor?” You quietly complained to him, flapping up to him from mid fall of the barn. He looked back at you with a cheesy smile.

“Anon, there's no floor under you, mate.” He responded with a light chuckle. After you rolled your eyes on his late warning, The author and you heard some very audible moans in the background. They sound like they were coming from the far side of the barn. Mind you that the barn is a little dark. So, if you want to see someone in that hay infested place, you have to have a flashlight or be close to them. Good thing you both are close by the window, where the dusky shine of the sun still brings forth light.

Noob turned back to the camera before continuing on in the barn, letting his audience know what’s going on at the moment. “Okay, mates. I’ve just heard some moans somewhere in this barn. Me and Anon here are gonna tread carefully; we don’t wanna surprise anyone and turn this into a rated M feature.” Noob said to the audience with a wink at the end.

Already knowing specifically where the moans are coming from now, you both flew to the same area; the camera showing just plain darkness. That is if someone doesn’t get in sight of it to shed some light of hope or something like that. The moans got louder and louder with every inch they flew, now realizing the sounds of a female.

“Aw yeah, fuck me good boy. This cowgirl needs this like Sally on a Tuesday.” Said the obvious female voice with a rural accent. We can all say that the female is obviously Applejack; with her form of  ‘countryisms’ of some sort.

“Gawd, save the queen! My damn show turned rated M…! Oh well.  Anon, turn on the flashlight to the camera. We gotta see this action for our faithful and newfound audience.” The author whispered to you, getting closer to your side.

“Okay? Just give me a second, Noob.” You told him, going into the camera’s settings to give the output that is most desired of it at the moment. When the light came on, a surprising sight came upon you and the author.

What you and the author saw is a naked Applejack on a bail of hay; a hay bail if you call it. While still having her hat on, she had her legs spread wide to accommodate someone rather big and red under her, showing off her luscious wide curves and strong back as a sign on what a real working horse like her go through every day on the hot sunny days of the farm. While she straddled the stallion, she grinded on him as well, her moans more audible and more alluring after each passing second.

As the author and you flew there, dumbfounded and flustered to shit, she kept going with her audible moans getting higher with every passing second, making it sound like she was getting close to relieving a lot of stress and turning it into relaxation and sweet bliss. As she went faster, the stallion moved his muscular hands on her flank and grabbed her with much strength, pushing her repeatedly down on his…

Red stallion penis.

“Noob, are you seriously doing this right now?” You asked the author while still filming the whole ordeal from up top. For some reason, the couple down in the corner haven’t reacted to the lighting of the camera: either they’re too way in ecstasy to care or they’re doing this on purpose. Either way, they’re not stopping.

“Yeah, mate. I have to get this kind of news that the damn studio executives want. Otherwise, ImMrNoobHeadFU1 is out of the job. Plus, I’m kinda likin’ this action. Although, I don’t know who the red fella is. Anyway, keep rollin’!” He told you in a hushed tone. As you kept filming, the action kept coming with more and more on the way. Applejack’s movements became one with the stallion as he kept pumping into her, his deep raspy moans-now audible after a long time-showing much gusto with every waking pump he gives to his sweet deserving sister.

“Fuck yeah, Big Mac. You wanna cum inside me, don’t ya? You wanna cum inside yur lil’ sister with that big fuckin’ cock all the way in mah pussy, huh big brother?” She asked slowly, her voice sounding much more lustful and seductive to fill the last minute mood with something real special, to which he gave a hearty and exhausted ‘eeyup’ as his answer.

“Then go ahead, big brother. Fill me up with that sweet warm milk of yurs.” She told him, wrapping her arms around his head and pulling him closer to make their lips connect softly to spark the fire in the heated house we know to be Big Macintosh.

With this approach of approval that has been presented to the stallion, and with such lustrous boldness at that, his stallion instincts overtook him. He pulled his sister down with one more pump on his big red stick before moaning in her mouth, releasing his warm seed deep inside of her womb.

Her legs started to shake uncontrollably, taking in the amount that was given to her. She quickly pulled back from his lips  and screamed sweet and sultry moans as she made her orgasm known to the stallion and, oddly enough, the two stallion pegasuses flying over them.

The author and you were speechless.

What…

The…

Fuck…

“She’s fucking her own brother?! What the fuck?!” You said with a little volume in your voice, but not enough to alert the now panting siblings. Noob took your question into consideration for a moment before answering.

“Well, I guess she’s more of an impatient type of gal. You saw how she was ridin’ him, mate. It’s like watching a sad porno, only that it’s the real deal here.” He responded, still looking at the siblings who were now kissing each other in their afterglow.

“Sweet Celestia. I hope this doesn’t get any worse than now.” You said to Noob, now shooting the camera at him. Then in a quick moment after saying that, someone bursts into the barn doors. You shoot your camera down at a female figure below to see them wearing a tight black leather gothic latex catsuit with the zipper going from the top of neck to the bottom of the crotch area. Complete with gothic 3.5 inch heel boots with buckles knee high of the boots with metal plates on them. She even had a whip to compliment the whole suit, just like she was an anthropomorphic version of Catwoman.

But, what didn’t fit the whole color scheme was the huge pink bow she was sporting behind her mane.

Oh, Big Maaaaac! I’m here for mah 7 ah’clock lucky sucky lovin’ time!” She said with a squeaky rough rural accent, cracking the whip for everyone in the barn to hear. Next thing you know, the author covered the camera’s lenses to black out the view.

“We’re done, let’s get outta here, Anon.” Noob told you, no longer keeping up with his outlandish accent for the moment. After seeing what was going to happen next, the damage has already been served to a well-destroyed house; he didn’t want it to be worse.

You follow him to the window and you both bolted out of there, not daring to turn back to the now tarnished place.

“Man, when Applejack says she loves her family, she really means it.” You said to Noob, now pretty far from the barn. You both stopped for a minute to catch a breath. Flying can be tough for those who don’t fly as much as other pegasuses.

“No time for jokes, Anon. She may be honest, but everything now has to be literal with her. Next thing you know, she’ll say she loves nature. Then, she’ll go fuck a tree branch or a snail. Alright, now let’s go back to this camera.” He said, fixing his clothing and his smile. You put the camera back on him. He chuckles while he’s on air.

“Well mares ‘n’ gents, didn’t expect THAT to happen! Now, my dang show is rated M. But, this sudden change in production will not stop my progress! We shall move on to the next element: the element of kindness! We’ll see you all in the next episode! This is ImMrNoobHeadFU1 signing off!” He said as his last remarks before the camera shuts off.

*2ND PERSON VIEW*

After shutting off the camera, you looked over to Noob, who was palming his face right now. “So, do you still have those donuts from earlier?” You asked, your stomach grumbling from not eating all day. He looked over to you and chuckled.

“Nah, mate. I ate all of those before we did this shot. But, guess what? I’ll buy ya some McHoovsie’s. Want some McHoovsie’s?” He asked, offering you some food rather than some sugar dough filled with diabetus. Instead, he’s offering to buy you a McHeart-Attack with 30% good old grease. That’s better at least.

“Well, I can’t say no to that offer. Let’s go-ah!” As soon as you were finished talking, a light flashed in your eyes. After the small recovery, you find out that Noob took another picture from his phone again for social media. “Come on, dude! Really?!” You questioned him with agitation in your voice.

“Sorry, mate. I had to do that. Ya know, for Tweeter.” He said with a sheepish smile, now flying away into the sunset. “Let’s go if you want that hayburger, mate!” He yelled to you. You catch up and fly with him all the way to the next McHoovsie’s, figuring what the next episode may bring. What is it you ask? That’s classified for now. Sorry, readers.

………..

At McHoovsie’s

Now at McHoovsie’s sitting down with you food, Noob looks over the footage of the hot sex scene of Applejack and her brother, pondering a thought in mind. Then, he looks over to you.

“You think we should post this on ClopHub and make some extra money?” He said, chuckling at the awesome idea. You choked a little on the idea before thinking about it. After giving it much thought, you gave your suggestion to your boss.

“...Fuck it, let’s do it.” You approved, continuing to eat your food.