Cipher Inc. Presents : The Gods, and Their Shenanigans

by Pumpkinfright1012

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Comedy, Romance, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Anthro
Length: 582

Y'ellow, my fellow demons, and you stinking humans! Its the CEO, Bill Cipher! I am going to be showing you a story that no mere mortal has ever heard of... The story of the gods, and our shenigans! ( Warning : Contains Clop )

Y'ellow, my fellow demons, and any stinking humans reading this! This is the CEO, Bill Cipher here, and today I am going to be publishing a book with a story that no mere mortal has ever seen before! This story will be following the Shenanigans of the gods, and do know this. It will include my favourite attribute, if you know what I mean~

( Warning : Contains Sex, Disturbing Material AKA Bill Cipher in a Nutshell, Mind Control, Hillarity, & Just Plain Weirdness!!! )

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-10-13 14:17:34 UTC

Chapter #1 : Anger About a Tease | Bill's POV | Not Complete

I walked through the halls of the large citadel which was the castle of the gods. This citadel sat in what Arcaden called ‘a pocket dimension’. Sure, I had used it before, but I never did call it that. I called them a normal dimension. Wait, you don’t even know who I am and what this is, do you? Allow me to explain…

The name is Bill Cipher, the god of Insanity and Destruction. Oh, and don’t forget weirdness! The Citadel was a large fortress, where the gods slept, and it is where we had meetings about boring, boring, boringness. Even though we had our own dimensions, well, some of us, we still had the ability to sleep in the rooms provided to us, and that was what I was going to do. I continued to walk down the halls, which had marble floors, and glowing white orbs lighting up the amazing halls.

I was still fuming because of something some of the gods were doing. They had summoned me to the citadel, same with all of the other gods, and the ‘boss’ used a spell to trap all of the evil gods here, and the god of light used his power to trap the light gods in the citadel. They had to have a week of meetings, and the bosses knew that we wouldn’t stay willingly.

The gods were separated into two groups. The good, and the evil. I, of course, was in the evil category, and so, my boss was a lovely looking mare known as Yang. She had a black coat, and a beautiful blue mane, which complemented her red eyes. Then, for the goody two shoe gods, there was Yin, a large, white stallion with a flowing white mane. I smiled inwardly as I thought of the two. While yin didn’t like evil, he was always kind to everyone, and me and him have even become best friends. Also, I knew that Yin was in love with Yang, and Yang was in love with Yin. I could not wait for that to finally happen.

I finally found my room, and I stepped forward, and opened the door with my magic. I then stepped inside, and closed, and locked the door. As soon as I did so, I felt the shield of magic that Yin and Yang had used on each room's walls settle into place. With that shield, nothing can teleport in or out of a room, hence the reason I walked. I stepped forward, and jumped into my bed angrily.

I wasn’t having the best day today, and I knew why. My member throbbed within my pants as I thought about HER… Venus…

In the group of good gods, there was a particularly mischievous mare which had always caught my eye. Her name was Venus, the god of love, and sex. She had blackish blueish fur, and a red, starry mane, making her practically irresistible. She always wore a simple tank top a bit too small, and a pair of short shorts. Now, the problem with her, was the fact that she is an ass.

She knows that every one of the gods, good or bad, wants to get at her, to have her alone, to have fun with her, and so, she wears that stupid outfit! She teases us, knowing that if we do try anything, then Yin will have our head!