Written for the 2nd Annual Batpony and Thestrals Writing Competition.

They told her it was a promotion when they sent her out there, but Blue Moon knew better. Stuck in a watchtower in the middle of the Frozen North, the batpony knew that this was a punishment, not a reward. Even the reason they sent her out there was a load of horseapples. Watch for an entire lost empire made of crystals to appear out of thin air? Don't make her laugh. Regardless, she's now stuck in the frozen wasteland for the foreseeable future, and by Luna's teats, it's cold up there. She's gonna need to find a way to keep warm before she freezes to death.

Good thing some of the local wildlife are more than happy to oblige.

For the love of the Moon, why do we still not hAVE A BATPONY CHARACTER TAG, JESUS!

Audio Reading by ScarlettBlade: here