Funny Stuff

by Keystroke

Rating: mature
Tags: Other, Romance, Random, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1011

Twi tries something out on you

Twilight invites you to her bedroom... and then her basement for some fun. second person random pony(you) x Twilight. first clopfic, so constructive criticism please. Also, it's based of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMWgTHXKvSk

Published 2012-07-03 19:14:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-03 19:14:01 UTC

The only chapter

Welcome to Twilight Sparkle's bedroom. A fanfiction written by me, Keystroke.

Warning, this fanfiction is clop, it involves bdsm, and a few kinks im sure only a few people on the site would enjoy. That being said, please enjoy and constructive criticism is welcome.

"Ahh... Welcome to my bedroom... Don't think that me letting you in here, is an invitation for any funny stuff... I mean,

not that I have any problem with funny stuff."

A ball gag and a nail bore down upon your prone form. You backed away from Twilight, your girlfriend of several

months was approaching you. You turned and ran from her room, only to be blocked by a magically sealed door. You

hit the ground.

Slightly dazed, you got up and attempted to use your earth pony strength to kick the door in. Your attempts were in vain, the barrier only flashed every time you bucked it. You turned to face Twilight, she approached with a sway in her step.

"It's no use, my brother taught me his barrier spell, there is absolutely no escape. Now, we're going downstairs for a little fun."

You were lifted with Twilight's magic, and carried downstairs to her basement. You passed through the now unprotected door, and immediately started to scream.

"Don't bother, Spike is out on royal matters, and I soundproofed the library. You know, I've wanted to do this for a lonnng time. You stopped screaming, with Twilight, resistance really was futile. She managed to plan everything perfect down to the minute. Resigning to your fate, you repositioned yourself to be carried more easily by your psychotic girlfriend. You arrived in her basement. Twilight tied you into a makeshift torture rig. How she managed to hide this from Spike, you didn't know. You let your arms go limp, which brought your head below your shoulders. Twilight walked up to you.

"Don't worry, this will be fun. I'll be back dressed in something I'm sure you'll like."

Twilight left the room, and came back a few minutes later in a dark purple set of panties, a chocker, and stockings to

match.

"Do you like them? Rarity made them special for me..."

You refrained from speaking, you were quite shocked to see this from the usually shy bookworm. You had gone from

first to fourth base and beyond in only a few minutes. While your mouth stayed silent, another part of you was doing

the talking. Twilight noticed and leaned in close, "You do... Well that's nice to see." She kissed you suddenly, you had

no time to react. After a few moments she pulled away. Both of you stared at each other for a few minutes. Then

Twilight broke the silence.

"Lets get started." Twilight levitated a nail over to you, It was the nail from before. Sharp, made of metal, not compatible with your anatomy.

"I did some research on bdsm, I found that this can feel quite good if done right."

Without another word, she shoved the nail down your urethra. You screamed in pain. "Oops. Silly me, I forgot the gag."

Twilight tied the gag around your mouth, silencing your protests.

"Now, this one is only to dilate your urethra, this one... is what im planning to put in you."

Twilight pulled a 17 inch long silicone rod. It swayed as she moved it around. Your eyes widened in fear and protest.

She pulled out the nail and shoved it back in roughly a few times, eliciting more muffled screams from you. She finally

pulled out the nail. There was no blood on it to your surprise and relief.

"I said I wouldn't hurt you... She kissed you again and stroked your member to keep it hard. She moved the sound into

place and prodded your opening. It opened easily this time and slid in easily due to the pre that had formed at the tip.

The sound was cold and sent shivers down your spine. You squirmed in place, which only made the unicorn continue,

more confident in her actions. After a few minutes, you could feel the sound on the insides of your urinary tract. Still

cold, you had to agree. It felt good. Twilight told you to relax, so you did. You let yourself fall to the lower part of the

rig. Your tongue if not confined by the gag, would have been lolling by now.

"Just one more thing before you cum." she said. Your euphoria was interrupted by another foreign invader. A vibrating dildo manifested itself in your ass. Long enough to reach your prostate. You came, or you thought you did. You were right on the edge, with Twilight keeping you from going over.

"Not too soon. I want to cum with you." Twilight moved over in front of you and started rubbing a hoof over her lingerie

in front of you. If you could of gotten any harder, you just did. "I'm sorry i had to spring this on you all at once. You

know how I am with scheduling. I wouldn't of had time for anything else in the next couple of weeks. Lunch with the

girls, a meeting with the Princesses, and another meeting with the Ponyville Hay Comm- commit... Ah!"

Twilight came, and with that, she must of let go of the spell she had on you. You came moments after. Your body

spasmed with each wave of pleasure. You weren't sure how many times you shot through the sound, but you felt

completely drained after. The last thing you remember was some of your fluids hitting Twilight in the face. You fell

asleep after.

(No ending because i couldn't think of one.)

A/N: That's it. I went around on the internet, and found a couple of people to read it for me. (none from this site) They told me, i ended up writing a troll fic, so yeah. Not what I intended. I hope you enjoy it (or not). The only way to become popular/good is too put yourself out there.