Spike's Imaginary(?) Friend

by FeatherCord

Apple Of Discord Pt 3: Hardcore

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The Royal Guard were in absolute chaos, some are after the runaway human and some are on the fire some could not believe what was going on.

"Luna, I need you to go with them and see if the human is there." Celestia instructs.

"No."

"Pardon?"

"I said no. All you ever care about is that human. Never for a second have you thought about your loyal subjects in danger and that is your job!"

"If that creature escapes again there will be danger."

"Like what? Why won't you tell me? How do you know for sure? Maybe he wants to go home. And if you do that the problem will solve itself."

"I do not know where he is from, and inter-dimensional travel is a physical and magical impossibility. Now, if you don't know as much as you think you do. If you won't go look into it, I'll do it myself."

Luna waited until her sister was far enough. "GRAAAAH!" She kicks some dirt forming a dust cloud.

"Princess Luna! Princess Luna!" A meadowlark obviously did not notice Luna's bad mood. "There is and urgent message for you!" The guard hands her the letter.

Meet at Nightmare's statue.

"Rather simple but informative." She thought as she burned the childish note, she doesn't want clues.

"You are dismissed." The guard bows and leaves the scene. "When I get to him there will be no mercy."


Back To Alex;

"Where should I go anyway? A few guards are with me but that's no protection, plus I'm pretty sure they've got lives of their own. Families, friends, homes..." I look at the fire expressionlessly.

*THUD*

A body unknown lands out of the blue, it leans in exposing the face to the light of the fire.

"Hey! Luna, you made it. How are you? Good? No? Okay."

"What were you thinking?"

"You mean now or-"

"When you ran away! For the love of..."

"I thought you were upset because of the fire."

"That too! Right now lives are in danger because of you!"

"Luna."

"And Celestia and the guards and the scouts and..."

"Luna."

"And the fire and the Avenue and Rust and Celestia, GOSH!!"

"Done? Good. Cause I've got a load of storytelling to do."

"About wh-"

"Shush. listen."


"Sooo, why can't you do this?" I asked.

"Because my magic print will bond with the spell I use." The meadowlark in question answered.

"Meaning..."

"I will be the main suspect in this."

"How?"

"The print!"

"And what am I supposed to understand from that?"

"The MP or MS is the signature of every unicorn, it's what colors the aura and the object. It basically remains in the object when using long term spells, like the one you're asking me to do. Therefore, I will not risk being questioned in such a dangerous act."

"Then wear a magic glove or something." I got a confused look from the stallion as I said this. "Can't you crypt whatever MP you're talking about?"

"There is a spell, but it's dangerous to some extent."

"Whatever, just get it over with."

"You don't sound very worried about this... WE'RE BREAKING THREE LAWS!! I don't even know the punishment of this but I think it'll be my head..."

"Hey, whiner flank, stop giving me lessons and start doing your thing."

"Alright. step back." I did as I was told and let the dude do his hocus pocus. It took some time but not very long and the key to my success was complete.

"Cool, will it work?" I asked.

"Well it should." That was the O.K for me, so I started the new fireproof phonograph and

*EAR-BURSTING MULTIPLE SCREAMS-CRIES FOR HELP*

"Ok that's enough." I pulled the needle off and checked if I'm deaf. "I hope nobody heard that."

"I think my work is done here."

"Yeah, I don't think so. Somepony has to put that somewhere and burn it down."

*sigh* "Four laws" he said as he floated the phonograph off my hands and trotted out.

"Heh heh, Perfect. This idea is the.."


"...WORST IDEA EVER!!" Luna completes.

"Why?!"

"Because you do not know my sister."

...

"If she's such a hassle why are you still putting up with her?" Luna's expression changes from anger to sadness. "Did I say something wrong?"

"No...maybe..."

"I didn't mean to-"

"Let's get to the point, what are planning to do now?"

"Er, uh... Nothing."

"Nothing...Just nothing. You're not serious, are you?"

"E-Nope. I was never serious about anything."

"How can you stay so calm when half the population -If not all- wants to shred you to bits right now?"

"Because I'm already at the end of the plan. you have to imagine a portal for me. Genius, no?"

"...Rust disagrees."

"And why would that be?"

"He says that this idea has already done enough damage...and I will get caught in it too...Oh, and he says that it may not even work."

"So...I'm trapped?"..."NONONONONONONONONOOOOO-" I jump on my feet.

"Calm down, just sit and think...and breathe too."

"You're probably right..." I start walking away deeper among the trees.

"Where are you going?"

"I just need some time alone."


As soon as I get alone it starts raining...great.

"Why me?" I add my own tears to the rain. "Why?.."

"Don't cry my dear, look at the sky."

"You again, just leave me be it's not the time."

"Don't let your heart soak in sadness."

"Too late, I'm soaked like a fish in the toilet."

"Hope is an effort and effort is never lost."

"Just shut up."

"Hope is an effort...Don't cry."

"What if the days steal from us...

A smiley heart so generous."

"Will you surrender? Will you give up because of pain?

Even if you're torn Asunder, just stand up...Again."

"Easy for you to say, you're just a voice inside my head."

"Droplets worked together, in their core and heart...A beat so full of life. They worked together... They stuck together... Be like them..."

I look at a random leaf. Droplets do work together.

"You're right. Now I know what to do"

"Never cry my dear.."

"Yeah..."

"Don-"

"OK, I get it!" Sheesh! Now what was I going to do again? Oh yeah-

Something grabbed me and pulled hard around my neck. And it's made of...crystal?

*COUGH*

"Not a move." Whispers a voice from behind.

"Look, whoever and whatever you are, I assure you that I'm no threat. Just let me go. I don't want trouble." Yeah, don't ruin the good moment!

"I said silent!"

"Ack! No you didn't."

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