(Part 1 of my holiday bomb updates. The rest will be chapters from Princess Of Love)

Being a hunter of supernatural threats isn't that hard when hardly anyone in your homeland uses magic unlike the chumps on the other side of the world. For quite a few years by now, my hippie resolve to protect my world from all sorts of magical dangers has given me both admiration and confused patronizing looks from everyone.

Unfortunately, Nightmare Night tends to be my weakness. With everyone dressing up like a monster or magic user, I can't help but feel that at least one of them is some sort of threat in disguise. Given a few incidents in the past, it wouldn't be unreasonable.

Regardless, I normally wouldn't let that notion get in the way of free candy for the night, which a defender of the mortal world obviously deserves the most. However, this Nightmare Night two women who may very well be actual witches may be getting in the way of what is rightfully mine.

For the sake of everyone's safety and my right to tasty sweets, I'm gonna have to see what these two conniving, yet insanely beautiful, witches have in store for me.

(First person, humanized, alternate universe sex fic. Contains M/F, F/F and hints of M/M. Also threesome.)

Coverart by ScorpDK.