I stood on top of Striker Eureka’s head with the jetpack strapped on. I started up the jetpack and flew over to the two princesses. As I landed next to them as they were in the middle of their speech. “I would like to introduce our new knight of Equestria” Princess Celestia paused for a dramatic effect. “Knight Valentina!” She introduced me.
I waved to the public as some Cheered and booed. “Don’t worry they’ll get to know you soon enough.” Luna assured me. “It’s okay It doesn't bother me at least for now.” I replied. “Hold still” Celestia said. “Why” I asked before I was teleported along with them. I quickly took my helmet of as I found a plant pot and barfed my contents into the plant pot. After a few moments of barfing I cleaned myself to the best of my capabilities. Standing back up I looked one of the princess in the eye “Please warn me next time.” I asked. I saw that I was in a office which had celestia’s cutie mark plastered on a wall, a window, a grandfather's clock and a desk with chairs on both sides. I saw Princess Celestia walk around and sat behind the desk as she motioned me to take a seat. I made my way over and saw that she had a stack of papers placed in front of her. Sitting down she handed me a fair amount from the stack. “I need you to sign these for me.” She said. I took the stack she handed me and got started. A few hours went by as I read and signed each of them. ‘Why not just sign them?’ well I don’t want to sign anything that doesn't appeal to me. Luckily I didn’t.

“Thank you Miss Valentina there’s a maid waiting outside to take you to your room.” Celestia spoke.

“Thank you.” I replied.

“Oh one more thing I want you to report to me tomorrow morning and Welcome to Canterlot.” Celestia said.

“Yes ma'am” I replied before I exited celestia’s office.

Closing the door behind me turning around I found a petite pink mare waiting for me in a maid outfit.

“Umm Hi” I said with a wave.

“Miss Valentina I have been assigned to be your personal maid wherever you go i’ll travel with you.” She spoke.

‘Dammit Celestia.’ “Alright, I would like to know your name.” I asked.

“It’s Amber ma'am” Amber Replied.

“Nice to meet you Amber” I paused looking around to see if I can spot the dining room, sadly I couldn’t. Turning back and face Amber do you know where the dining room is?” I asked.

“Right this way ma’am” Amber said as she turned left and walked down the corridor.

I followed Amber as she led me to the dining hall. I haven’t ate anything since I came here so I’m starving.

A few minutes went by as we came to the dining hall door.
“Here it is ma’am” Amber said as she held the door open.

“Thanks oh would you care to join me for lunch?” I asked.

“Oh no I’m not allowed to.” She said as a growl came from her stomach.

“Bull shit your dining with me com’on” I said as I took her arm and dragged her with me.

We sat down by one of the tables as chef came.

“The dining room is only accessible for the royal family and their guests.” The chef spoke.

“Well excuse me I’m the newly appointed knight of equestria and I believe i’m allowed here.” I replied.

“I’m so so sorry what can I do to make it up for you?” He asked.

“Can you make a medium steak with the best bearnaise sauce?” I asked.

“Yes ma'm and what can I get for you?” He asked.

“Um can I have a daisy sandwich?” Amber asked. After the chef wrote our orders down he left towards the kitchen.

“So ummm why did you decide to become a maid here at the castle?” I watched her as she tried the distract herself.

“Oh umm well...I umm I wasn’t well educated and I really need some bits and well this was the best job I could find. I..I barely get enough to pay for rent and for food.” I saw her look down placing her hands in her palms as she told my why.
Now I feel extremely guilty for asking. Getting up I came over to her and hugged her as she started to cry.“I’m sorry I asked, I’ll try to help you in any way possible.”

Amber looked up as she dried her red shot eyes from the bit of crying she did. “Really you’ll do that?”

Nodding “Sure no problem I don’t like to see my newly acquainted friends in such a position.” Standing back up I went back to my seat.

“Sooo... where are you from? Canterlot?” asking the mare as I sat waiting for my steak.

“Um I’m actually from Baltimare” She answered as our meals arrived.

Starting to cut my steak “Baltimare sound like Baltimore in U.S.A” I finished speaking before I guided a piece of steak covered Bearnaise sauce straight into my mouth.

“What’s the U.S.A?” Amber asked as she ate her daisy sandwich.

“A Country that is allied with mine” Replying enjoying the steak that was sitting in front of me.

“And what country is that?” She asked.

“Denmark.” Placing another piece into my mouth.

“Where is… Denmark?” Amber questioned.

“I still need to figure some things out before I can answer that” I said as I ate the final piece of my steak.

“Okay” Amber replied, finishing her sandwich.

I sat there thinking on how the spend my time. Exploring Canterlot would be a great start.

“Hey i’m going out to explore Canterlot a bit.” I said before I stood up and went on my way.

Before I could open the doors I heard hooves behind me. Turning around I saw Amber right behind me “I take it you’re going to follow me?”

I received furious nods as my answer.

“Alright then let’s go.” Opening the doors Amber and I went to explore Canterlot.

We decided to explore the upper levels of canter lot where most of the Nobles lived. Well there wasn’t much up here but fancy restaurant and well kept mansions. Otherwise nothing else. “The upper level is so boring and dull.” I sulk as we made our way down to the level where all the commoners resided. “Most of the nobles are snobs and are no fun at all.” Amber replied. We entered the district where the commoners resided. The buildings was well kept but nod as much as the upper level. As we explored the lower district I saw bar’s, markets and even strip clubs. Walking noticing all the different bars there were and other shops I could peak at later. “Looks like i’m going to visit this place more often.” We spent the rest of the day exploring the lower levels and chatting with the residence.

It was about nine in the evening before we went back to the castle.
We were walking towards my room as we met a pony who was the biggest asshole I’ve ever met.

“Ahhhh here’s the ape of a knight.” I saw a pony in a formal attire, white coat and a golden mane. I also noticed he's a Unicorn.

Well there’s always one thats like to be an ass. “And who are you?” He seems to be a noble.

“I’m Prince Blueblood the next heir to the throne.” He introduced himself with a huge smirk on his face.

Sounds like a ponyfied version of Trump. “And what do you want?”

“Oh nothing really, I just want to get to know Equestria’s new knight.” he paused “and she is looking fine… besides all the armor you have on.” Blue Blood said as he checked me out.

“Umm okay, I have to go now.” Stepping around him I went on my way with Amber in tow.

“I’ll see you later!” I heard Blue Blood shout from behind us.

“Is he always like this?”

“Yeah he does it to every hot mare he finds and usually gets to fuck them” Amber said with disgust.

We came to a stop in front of my room. “Hmmmm alright, anyways i’m going to bed early today, good night.”

“Good night my lady have a pleasant dream.” Amber said before she went her way.

Entering my room I closed the door behind me. The room had the same color configuration as the halls which was white and gold around the borders and a marble floor. In middle against the wall laid a queen size bed that had the same color scheme as the room. There were two drawers on each side of the bed with a lamp on top, thankfully they were made of wood and wasn’t painted white. There was a wooden cupboard which has been painted white with gold trimmings. Two windows on the same wall the bed was against but on each side having the bed in the middle.
To my right there was a door. Walking over to it, opening the door I saw a bathroom which was well kept. The Bathroom included a bathroom and a sink which was made out of marble. Except for the tap which was gold.

Walking back out of the bath room I face palmed “Dammit I forgot my pajamas inside my jaeger! Oh well just gonna have to sleep in this suit again.” speaking to myself again…

I went over and got comfortable under the blanket before I slowly drifted of to sleep.

Author's Note

Ps. Bearnaise is a sauce here in Denmark, I have no idea if you guys have it too.