(Disowned) Crazy Clothesless Capers Bare Bones Halloween

by Ajustice90

Rating: mature
Tags: Starlight Glimmer, Equestria Girls, Moondancer, Sex, Sunset Shimmer, Main 7 (EqG), Slice of Life, Human, Lemon Zest, Comedy
Length: 3066

Commission: The Humane 7 go to a Halloween with a rather lax dress code.

Commission: The Humane 7 are invited to a Halloween party, however once there they find out the host offers her guests a taste of her lifestyle.

Published 2016-10-24 01:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-10-24 01:40:01 UTC

Spooky Nudey Partygoers

Halloween was bustling in Canterlot City as it did every year. Many houses and buildings were decorated in pumpkins, ghosts, other creatures of the night and a strong shade of orange as people in costumes were roaming around getting candy, and taking part in activities like hay rides.

Amongst the costumed townsfolk was a certain group of seven girls who always seem to attract magical mishaps wherever they are. This group consisted of Pinkie Pie as cheerleader, Rarity as an Egyptian princess, Applejack as a tin man, Rainbow Dash as Daring Do, Fluttershy as a cat, Sunset Shimmer as sorceress, and Twilight Sparkle as a ghostly maiden called a yuki onna.

They were on their way to a party they were invited to by someone from another school, apparently the host wanted to encourage mingling and friendship amongst the all the schools in town even Crystal Prep.

They weren't quite on time as they did some Trick-Or-Treating on the way as there was no way Pinkie was gonna pass up free candy.

"Here we are!" Pinkie exclaimed as they reached a moderately large house where the party was being held.

"Dang, bet you fit every outfit Rarity's ever made in this place." Rainbow said.

"I haven't that many outfits Rainbow Dash!" Rarity snapped at the athlete.

"Come on y'all! We're to have fun not bicker." Applejack butted between the two. "Especially since we got Fluttershy to join us fer once."

Fluttershy hid her face behind her jack-o-lantern pail a little bit; Halloween was her least favorite holiday and she'd usually spend it locked up at her house, however because this was the first time both Sunset and Twilight were joining them they convinced her to come along to help her two friends enjoy it.

"Yeah, my feet are a bit tired and I wanna sit down." Twilight added.

They were up closer were they noticed some other people arriving, some they don't recognized and one or two from CHS. However one of the students caught their eyes.

"Is that girl's costume body paint?" Sunset asked.

"It is!" Rarity replied as her eyes dilated. "And nothing else."

The group stood in surprised as the girl walked in front of thme, her body indeed wearing nothing but paint over it and was practically mooning them.

"I can't believe someone's going out naked, to a party no less." Twilight said.

"WHOA!!!!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed, her turned in another direction.

"What is it Dash?" Applejack asked.

Dash pointed to the window of the house and through it they saw a young couple of a blue boy and magneta girl with curly hair like Pinkie talking to some other people, however the duo was completely naked.

The sight left the group of magically gifted girls wide-eyed and jaws dropped.

"This party has NAKED people in it!" Rarity exclaimed.

"Pinkie! Where's the invitation?!" Sunset said as she and the group turned to the party girl. Pinkie dug through her pail and pulled out the invite mentioning the address and info to RSVP, however Sunset noticed Pinkie's hand was covering some of the bottom so she pulled out and revealed the text saying clothing was optional and body paint was acceptable. Seeing this Sunset and the others glared at Pinkie for missing this info.

"Oh.... Whoppie!" Pinkie responded nervously.

"Okay, let's try and-"

"Hey there!"

They turned to see another naked girl coming to them: She had purple skin and hair similar to Twilight though her hair also had aquamarine highlights in it and was in a stylized ponytail.

"I'm glad you girls made it!" The nude girl said.

"You're the host of the party right?" Sunset asked as she and others couldn't keep their eyes off the girl.

"You are correct. My name is Starlight Glimmer, it's a pleasure to meet you all." Starlight said.

"The pleasure is ours, Miss Glimmer." Sunset replied, trying to play it cool as were the others.

Starlight's smile faded. "Is something wrong?

"Well dear, it seems a certain part of the invitation was blocked from our sights. Notably, the clothing optional part."

Starlight sighed. "And your not comfortable with the nudity."

"Well.... yes." Twilight answered. "Why is this party clothing optional exactly?"

"Truth, I'm a nudist born and raised. I've admittedly dealt with some prosecution in my time, namely classmates who question my lifestlye once my entered high school. I've held clothing optional get-togethers to show people a taste of my lifestyle and get to know me for more than my bare tits and butt. And I've gotten most of school to understand me and I get along with all them."

"I see." Twilight replied as she the others were still dubious about all this.

"Look if your not comfortable with this you girls don't have to join and are free to leave. But I will say you'd be surprised how interesting it is to make friends with the clothing barrier is gone."

The girls tried to think about what Starlight was encouraging but one decided she was done thinking.

"Where do I put my clothes?!" The girls looked to see Pinkie stripping out of her costume.

"PINKIE!!! Is this a joke?!" Rainbow asked.

"Silly Dashie! I never joke about making new friends! Besides a naked party sounds like a lot of fun." Pinkie answered as she removed her underwear.

Starlight smiled. "We have bags where you put you're clothes and candy in that you write your name on it."

Pinkie scurried towards the house as the group looked on.

Sunset shrugged her shoulders. "Eh, we got nothing else to do tonight might as well."

"Sunset! Are you're okay with this?" Rarity asked, shocked two of her friends were okay with a party featuring nudists.

"Hey, my old home was clothing optional everywhere. So this isn't any different the more I think about it." Sunset went to catch up with Pinkie.

"Actually I'm still tired and wanna rest some." Twilight added. "Plus it would be interesting to observe naturalism, as awkward as it may be." She went to follow Sunset.

Rarity's jaw was dropped to the ground at this point.

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. "Eh, as long I can keep my clothes on I don't mind. Besides it's still free food either way." The prism-haired girl turned to the timid animal lover. "How about you Fluttershy?"

Fluttershy looked down and shuffled her feet. "Well, I'd feel safer going home if you're all with me. Or at least you Dashie. So I guess I can stay until we're all ready to leave."

"Alright let's go Flutters." Rainbow wrapped an arm around Fluttershy's shoulder and the two went their way.

Applejack came up to Rarity. "Ah say we go too."

Rarity twisted her head in confusion. "WHA?!"

Applejack got closer to whisper to the fashionista. "That way we can see if she's planing on anything crazy."

Rarity sighed in defeat. "Fine." So she and the cowgirl went on their way with Starlight following.

With everyone in the house they got a good look at the crowds, most of the students were from Starlight's school and quite a few of they were either naked or covered in body paint, though they noticed some of their fellow Wondercolts bared themselves as were.

The group split up with Rarity and Applejack sticking near Sunset and Starlight,  Rainbow and Fluttershy being together, and Twilight and Pinkie doing their own things.

"So Sunset, you said you only bare yourself in your home?" Starlight asked.

"Yes I did." A now nude Sunset replied. "While I grew up in a place more lenient about wearing few clothes I'd be lying if I said I didn't like clothes I got, namely my jackets, I really like them."

"Speaking of." Applejack chimed in "Do ya wear anything during the winter? Naked and cold ain't exactly a good combination."

"Which is why I hate the winter." Starlight admitted. "I do have put on a heavy jacket and boots whenever I have to go out, otherwise I stay right here it's nice and warm."

"So you've said you've held parties like this before." Rarity said. "Forgive me for being skeptical, but I find it hard to believe some people would come to these for reasons outside of what you wanted."

Sunset tried to gesture Rarity to stop while she was ahead, however Starlight didn't seem to mind.

"You mean people coming to just be naked with me in hopes of hanky-panky. I understand." Starlight replied.

Rarity and Applejack raised their eyebrows at this.

"And yer okay with that?" Applejack asked

"No! It feels people are only interested in my body because my nudity makes their hormones overtake their brains. It happened at my first party, it was all guys and gay or bi girls who couldn't had no control over their genitals. But I figured a way to deal to it and give them a reality check."

"What did you do?" Sunset asked.

"I had us all go on a little walk outdoors and their weren't allowed to cover themselves as people saw said uncontrolled genitals. Their faces were red like lobsters."

The three were shocked at this info.

"Wow! That's pretty harsh!" Applejack said. "Then again given what they were after, they probably deserved it."

"Like I said earlier I wanted people to understand my lifestyle, including the looks people give when they think you're a nudist just for sex. Something I have to deal with all the time." Starlight looked down in melancholy. Sunset and the others feeling bad for her, with Rarity and Applejack showing some guilt for judging her.

"So, how things after that? I wanna know." Rarity asked in earnest.

"Well, some left in anger from our little walk, while the others actually apologized for being interested in only my body. They even asked about any other problems I deal with as well my history. And more I talked the more they went to keep themselves in control, thought some needed a bit of alone time and toilet paper to work things out. Soon after they wanted to come by and just hang out nude and they even told students who then wanted to talk and hang with me, with a few who wanted to see if they liked naturalism themselves. And after a while I felt like just another student at my school."

"Well as someone who's had to earn the acceptance of her schoolmates herself I feel ya and respect ya." Sunset said.

"Ah agree." Applejack said. "Ah may not be into naturalism mahself, but I admire anyone who can get others to understand and respect people for their lifestyle."

"You know Miss Glimmer I work at a boutique, I bet I can make you something for the winter that could make you feel your still in your skin." Rarity said leading at interesting conversation between the designer and nudist.

"You feeling okay Fluttershy?" Rainbow Dash asked her best friend.

Fluttershy simply muttered in response.

"Hey if you're uncomfortable with the naked people, or the large crowd, I could call a cab and get ya home fast." Dash said in concern.

"Oh no." Fluttershy replied. "I'm not really uneasy, I'm more...." Fluttershy looked away. "Envious."

"You are?" Rainbow couldn't believe that her friends was saying.

"It's just, these people are fine with people seeing all their, um, features. I can't imagine doing that with how skinny I am." Fluttershy hung her head.

Rainbow lifted Fluttershy's head by the chin so they meet face-to-face. "Don't say that. You're not as skinny as ya think you are. Besides at least you actually have boobs, unlike me." Rainbow looked down at herself.

"They aren't that small Dashie." Fluttershy was now trying to make her friends feel better.

"Um, excuse me." The two turned to see the nude magneta girl and blue boy they saw earlier approach them. "Sorry, couldn't have but hear you two were having some concerns."

"Oh dear you don't have to concern yourselves miss..."

"Sugar Belle." Sugar turned to her other half. "And this is my boyfriend Party Favor."

"Um, yeah I'm Rainbow Dash and this Fluttershy." Rainbow said.

"So from the sounds of things you two have certain body parts you don't like others seeing." Party Favor.

The two girls blushed. "M-maybe."

"Yeah we've been there." Party replied. Rainbow and Fluttershy weren't sure what he was talking about until he pointed downward to his crotch, they awkwardly looked to see his party horn wasn't as big as the some the others they saw.

"Woah, that's gotta suck for ya." Rainbow commented.

"Well I got this." Sugar turned around to show her creampuffs were overstuffed.

"Oh my." Fluttershy stated.

"Yeah, between my big butt and Party's little partner we were too self-conscious to undress with others for Starlight's get-togethers." Sugar said as she started to blush. "And she seemed to noticed so she got us together one time, and then got stuff all over our clothes so we had no choice but to be naked together."

"We actually managed to get other to deal with our problems and even start each other more until we decided to hook up." Party said

Rainbow and Fluttershy were taken aback by this story.

"Believe us when we say whatever you're afraid to let others see isn't as big deal as you think. Especially if you have someone by your side." Sugar said. "Well see ya around." She and Party Favor left the two to think.

"Well, maybe we could talk to Starlight some time about this and see if she could help us any." Fluttershy said.

"Or we could try now." Rainbow replied.

"What?!" Fluttershy's cheeks flared up after hearing her best friend's idea.

"We'll go naked together. If either of us don't like it we get dressed again. And if anyone give you a hard time they'll have to deal with me."

Fluttershy gave it some thought. "Alright Dashie, let's do it. But, could we undress in private?"

"Sure."

A few minutes later the two rejoined the party naked. Fluttershy';s body was skinny with the exception of her large breasts while Rainbow's had a firmer athletic build with small breasts.

"Ya know we kinda balance each other out if you think it." Rainbow said.

"Maybe." Fluttershy looked around them, no one was looking at them funny and pointing out that they had. They were like any other naked party goer. "It's kinda nice." She then felt Rainbow Dash take her hand, making her feel safe.

The two went to enjoy the festivities, knowing as long as they were together everything would work out.

Twilight was on a couch scribbling some notes. "This isn't going as well as thought."

"Twilight?"

The lavender girl turned to see a yellowish girl with red hair with purple and violet streaks and some of top held up with a hair band, she was wearing a Crystal Prep uniform and glasses like Twilight's. In fact she look a lot like Twilight, from her face to the streaks in hair.

"MOONDANCER?!" Twilight got up and embraced the girl. "Oh my gosh! I haven't seen you since grade school! I didn't know you moved back to town."

"Yeah I came back a few months ago and joined Crystal Prep. Apparently it has around the time you transferred out of the school." Moondancer said.

"Really? Did you hear about what lead to me transferring?"

"Yeah something about you transforming into something."

"Long story, I'd rather not talk about it."

Moondancer noticed the discomfort in her old friend's face. "Sure Twilight. Change of subject, I saw you were taking notes."

"Yeah, I wanted to see why some of the people enjoyed being naked outside."

"I've tried asking some people as well. But I'm not getting much outside of they just enjoy it."

"Same here. I did talk to this girl Tree Hugger who kept going on about cosmic energies and chakras and other stuff I don't get. This wasn't much a learning experience I was hoping for."

"That's your problem!"

They turned to seeing Pinkie coming out to them.

"You girls are thinking wayyyyy too much this stuff. I got naked because it's fun." Pinkie

"Same here!" The three saw Lemon Zest from Crystal Prep coming up and joining them, like Pinkie was nude save for her headphones. "Come on, this is a party not a field trip where we gotta do paper on it. Ditch the notes and have fun."

"But I might not a chance to understand naturalism like this again." Twilight interjected.

"Same here." Moondancer said.

The two pink girls looked at each other and grinned. They got to the side of their respective classmate, put on finger on their heads, took them by the arms and sun them around like tops with articles of clothing flying all over the place. Pinkie and Lemon soon grabbed the two to stop them and let them recover from their dizziness.

Once Twilight and Moondancer recovered they looked at each other and down at themselves and freaked out. "AAHH!! We're naked!" The two said simultaneously.

"You two wanna understand naturalism? Then experience it yourselves. " Pinkie said

"BUT! BUT!" Twilight and Moondance stuttered until Pinkie and Lemon stuffed candy into their mouths.

"Keep calm and just party." Lemon said as she Pinkie went to dance.

Twilight and Moondancer swallowed the candy in their mouths and looked at each other.

"We're winning this are we?" Moondancer asked.

"No. Wanna try dancing?" Twilight asked

Moondancer winced. "I think I remember neither of us being good dancers. Wanna join a game instead?"

"Sure." Twilight replied as the two got themselves into a card game for most of the night.

A few hours later the Rainbooms, all fully dressed again started to head out of the house with Starlight following to see them off.

"Glad you girls stuck around and hope you had a good time." Starlight said.

"We did Starlight." Sunset replied.

"It was, quite the experience." Twilight said.

"I hope you girls consider coming back for any future parties or just wanna hang out." Starlight said.

"We will." Fluttershy said.

"And I hope you consider my offer Miss Glimmer." Rarity said.

"Oh I will. Good bye girls!" Starlight waved.

The seven waved to their host. Thankful for one of the most memorable Halloween nights of their lives.