Chapter cinco

You wake up with a smashing headache pounding your mind.. and a sense that you feel that the author doesn’t know how to open a chapter, so they resort to the one they used a few chapters ago.. Fourth wall breaking aside, you wobbly try to get up but to no avail. You look to your side as you realize that you were sleeping with a pony. Great, just my luck. Some random ass pony wonders in and sleeps in your bed with you.. wait, is that berry punch? Why is she here.. Then it hits you. Literally. A can of beer hits you from nowhere as you try to remember what happened the night before with your beating headache.. Luna set out to get drinks, and gets everybody wasted..

which brings up a short question.. Do ghosts even get drunk? A pain suddenly hits you in the stomach, knocking the wind out of you, as you realize it was YET ANOTHER pony on the side of your bed. This time, it looks like a gray pony with her leg sticking up your stomach. Boy.. what kinda drinks did you consume? You then promptly, and roughly, push Derpy and Berry off of your bed. They somehow stay asleep.. which shouldn’t surprise you, especially with how hard Berry Drinks. You groan and get up from the bed, walking towards the living room, your head still pounding from the blackout. You reach said room, and see many other ponies all over, spread out like butter on toast.. You step over them, reaching to the couch where a faintly glowing small ghost horse lays.

She breaths slowly, her ghostly chest rising up and down.. If there's one thing you know, it's that she's cute, looks fluffy, and so innocent.. It's almost feel bad for the filly.. What even happened? Why did this happen? Who did it, and why? All these questions and yet.. She's still so joyful and full of life.. It's almost like.. But suddenly, you're pulled from your thoughts. Without realizing it, you where stroking her mane, which prompted her to wake.. Oops.

"..Anon..? That you..?" She lets out a small yawn, stretching as she rubs her big drowsy eyes. She softly floats a bit, then hugs you. "What happened last night..? I'm all tuckered out.." She continues to hug you, as you save your questions for later you answer her in a kind sweet voice. "Well, Luna went a little ham on the beer, I think. I don't remember much after that.." You rub the back of your head, as you slowly detach yourself from the little ghostly filly.

Moving from the couch to a sitting position, she sits next to you on said couch. "You know.. You do seem kind of lonely.. What if we brought in a roommate?" You turn to her, fully awake, wide eyed. "U-um.. I don't think tha-.." Before you could say anything, her deminor goes from tired to joyful once again. She floats to the phone, picking it up and takes a deep breath. She breaths on the phone, as you watch it shake and stir. Suddenly, the phone dials itself, as she brings to her ear.

"..Yes, hello? Is this... Yup!.. Oh yeah, it's Anon...You will?! Thanks a million!!" She slams the phone down as she floats to you quickly, tackling you to the couch. "I got you.. a new roooommaaaate!!~" With the wind knocked out of you, you could only gasp for air in responce... Oh boy.. this'll be horrible..

Author's Note

"WHOA YOU'RE STILL HERE WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN"

Now now, hold your.. hor-.. her, ponies.

I've been REAAAAALLY busy, so I thought I might as well catch ya'll up on the story, despite my retirement. more on the way, my friends..

and thank you for being patient! The goodies will come up after YOU ALL decide who the roommate is! Love triangles for all! Doesn't matter if it's a stallion or mare! Think it up and go nuts! Could be RD, or Luna! Or even Celestia for all I care! Let's make this fun!