Before the story starts, I just want to point out that this is a PARODY (I'm essentially making fun of those lost episode creepypastas that there were popular in like, what, 2012?). So, sit back, relax, and enjoy my terrible attempt at satire.
Now, before the story starts, I want give a SP00KY warning, anyone under the age of 95 should NOT, I repeat, NOT, be reading ahead. This story will make you quiver in fear, send chills down your spine, wet your pants, and worst of all.......might make you DEAD (dramatic reverb).
Our story begins on October 31st 2013, Halloween night (SP00000000KY), I was cleaning the basement with my mom and found an old video tape in the attic, on the tape, it read "DeAd tWiLIgHt - wArNiNG DO NOT WATCH", so I decided to go downstairs and watch it, so...why not? What's the worsest that could happen? Little did I know, that bad things were going to happen (dramatic reverb).
So, at midnight, I sat down on the couch, turned all the lights off and put the tape into the player, for the first 5 minutes, all it showed was static. Suddenly, Lauren Faust herself appeared on the screen, she said "Don't watch this, it's too sp00ky" and then it cut off, I gasped and screamed in fear!! Then, the episode began.... (dramatic reverb).
A picture of Twilight's Treehouse came up on the screen, I was very sp00ked so I hid behind the couch as I watched. We then cut to Twilight in the library who was staring at me with bloodshot hyper realistic eyes, after a minute of silence, she spoke out loud and clear in a big booming voice "FRIENDSHIP IS MURDER". I screamed very loudly as I knew that this was no ordinary MLP episode (dramatic reverb).
We then cut to Twilight's bedroom, she was hung from the ceiling with her eyes closed, she then opened her eyes and looked at me, she said "YOU'RE NEXT MWAH HA HA", the TV then cut to static (dramatic reverb).
I then died (dramatic reverb)
The end (dramatic reverb)
