I'm not Insane, I'm Crazy!

by frayboy15
I went to sleep in the Seattle airport. Now, I have no idea where I am. At least the locals are friendly and I still have my stuff.

[Under Edit/rewrite]
Heading home after the first vacation his family has had in over 4 years, Jason Richards finds that he has somehow translocated himself and his carry-ons to a completely different climate.
Hoping to find the nearest civilization, he heads towards a strange, narrow mountain in the distance.
If he had been better at geography, he might have realized that there was no mountain on Earth like the one he faced. Here's hoping he survives long enough to find out.
Rated T for large words and heavy thoughts.:twilightsheepish:
I am starting the story with Jason telling of his arrival in his perspective. He is talking to other characters(Twilight & Co. specifically), but I will not be including their lines so you can have some fun making them up to match his responses.
Dialogue Notes for the discerning reader:
All-caps means louder(not yelling, speech styles are left to pertinent verbiage)
Bold is emphasized
Italics is a quote
Underline means higher pitch(like when you talk to a puppy)
PLEASE NOTE: THE "AU" TAG IS BECAUSE THERE ARE GOING TO BE CANNON DIVERGENCES AS STORY PROGRESSES.

Teen
Incomplete
Comedy
Adventure
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
 
OSPMO

16952 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

4 Chapters:

  1. 1 — In which I am Lost 2016-10-20 00:44:13 UTC
    4071
  2. 2 — In which I am Discovered 2016-12-08 04:06:45 UTC
    4108
  3. 3 — In which I am Confused [for Something Else] 2016-12-20 00:42:09 UTC
    4761
  4. 4 — In which I Need to Clear Something Up 2018-01-11 20:52:03 UTC
    4012