The logs of a Radio Co-Host

HOLY SHIT I DID SOMETHING CRAZY, LIKE I'M TERRIFIED OF WHAT I DID BECAUSE I HAVE NO WAY TO FIX IT AHHH.

Ok so I took a bit of a breather to try and regain myself and it seems to have worked. Anyway I did something odd not to long ago, something that shouldn't have been possible for me like at all. So I guess I should probably explain what I did and how I did it right? Alrighty!

So I was out in the back of my dispensary installing the new greenhouse I had ordered so I could expand my growing space as I grow my own product so that the customers get the purest form of the stuff. After building the greenhouse I went in to retrieve the plants I was going to start growing in there. I set them up in rows based on height and the amount of leaves produced, I also threw in some seeds for a few new types like Dragon Wish, Eden and Moonbeams which each seed packet claimed a few months to grow.

Funny thing about me is that even though I studied and work with plants i'm not the most patient pony ever so a couple months to sell something is definitely something that bothers me. Now there are spells that allow plants to grow quicker sure but more often than not they have side effects that could affect the way the plant grows. Like a flower bloomed quickly will have a messed up stem or leaves or a tree grown will have severe growths on it. I tried with one of my lesser products and not only did it kill the stuff in it that gives you the high but it turned the plant orange. Yes you heard right ORANGE!

So yeah you can see why I wouldn't want to do that to the new seeds. Anyway I was walking back to my desk when a thought came into my mind.

"Why not ask the princess for the most effective growth spell she has?"

It was a perfect plan! Since the princess is over 1000 years old she must know of a perfect spell that would help me. I turned on the auto sprinklers in the greenhouse, grabbed my saddlebag and a few freelance bones and set off to the castle.

I was halfway through my first bone when I made it to the castle, I walked in and saw Molly in the main foyer. I walked up to her hoping to get the info I needed.

"Hey Molly can I ask you something?"

"Yes Kiba we can fuck later~"

"NOT THAT!"

"Then what?"

"Do you know any plant growing spells?"

"If I tell you can we fuck later?"

"Yeah sure."

"Oooooh~ Check the Library."

"Thanks Princess!"

"Sure thing Kiba, meet me in my bed chambers around 9 and bring chocolates~"

I maneuvered through the castle seeking the library, you'd think since I live here i'd know my way around but sadly that's not the case......I totally didn't accidentally use the map as a paper for my weed.

After a few minutes and a few angry moments I finally found the library. The library was a massive room, white interior with large windows on each wall. The shelves reached to the ceiling and every shelf contained dozens of well kept books. I searched for any book that labeled "Plant growth" on the cover. I couldn't find any book in the basic section so I checked the advanced section. There they had books on advanced magic barriers, teleportation and for some reason advanced cuddling. I knew this section would be where I would find what I was looking for!

I found nothing. I couldn't find any new spells that would help me at all. I would be angrier but I did learn the spells for advanced teleportation and magic barriers, never know when those will come in handy. I got up from the table and begun to make my way to the exit of the library when I noticed a book out of place on one of the shelves.

How strange I thought, why was a book about secret doors doing in the friend magic section? I yanked the book out and as I did that the shelf moved inward revealing a secret passageway. Why has no one ever looked there? I mean it's literally in plain sight!

I walked into the room, inside was more shelves with not so well kept books on each shelf. The place was made of hard stone, candles littered the walls and tables with mostly burnt wicks. I walked through the room looking at all the books, nothing too interesting. I walked until I saw a shelf with a single book on it.

"What is this? The book of Hidden Spells? Written by Starswirl the bearded?"

I looked at the cover, it had gashes and dents with the occasional scratch. The spine was in no better condition as the entire spine was almost completely gone. I was curious about this book, I wanted to know what knowledge it held and if it had the spell I was looking for. I threw it in my saddlebag and teleported my way out of the library.

I was at my dispensary when I started studying the book. All the writing was old and smudged but if you tried you could read what it said. As I broke attention from the book I looked at the clock, 7:45. I needed to get the chocolates and see the princess soon. I decided i'd return the book after I was done with the princess so I lit a blunt and walked to the castle with the opened book in front of me.

Now this is around the time where things get a lil hazy, you see I have many stands of product in my dispensary and one i've been making was called Forbidden Fruit. It has an effect where the user ends up as people say "Tripping balls" and if it's powerful enough it could cause the user to fall unconscious. I accidentally mixed a blunt of Fruit with my normal sunlight bones and smoked it on my way back to the castle.

I woke up a few hours later, head hurting and wondering what happened. As I regained sight I noticed I was in the castle's garden, with the book wide open in front of me. As I began to regain control of my senses completely I felt a cold sensation behind me. I turned to loo and see what it was and I nearly jumped out of my skin when I saw it for the first time.

Behind me was a dark, swirling mass about 5ft around. I had no idea what it was and how it got there......until I grabbed the book. I read the page that was open.

It said the following:

"The void. A dark place where nothing but endless darkness resides. The Nightmare Void was created when light first came to the world. I know very little about this place and why it can be opened, all I know is that studying it may be impossible. I opened the void in my secret chambers with the ancient spell. I entered the void and saw nothing but dark blue and black as far as the eye could see. It took a lot of my magic to open so I might as well see how this thing works and it seemed harmless enough"

"I was dead wrong, this space.....it's where she lived! I had to close the void as soon as possible, didn't help it was getting bigger as each moment passed. I managed to close it with the spell I will write in soon enough. I just hope no one ever opens the void ever again."

I was concerned, why was this written here? If you didn't want people opening it then why the hell did you write how to do it? Either way I needed to get rid of this thing before thing others saw it. I turned to the next page only to see it was ripped out. I couldn't close this thing. I was screwed if this gets out that I opened this thing so I ran back to the dispensary and cried.

Update:

The princess sent guards to look for me, I assumed they were sent to imprison me for opening the Nightmare Void but I was wrong.. They were sent to bring me to her bed chambers cause the princess was sick of waiting for me.

Eventually the void was found, and I got mixed reactions from everyone. Molly and Cyclone were impressed that I managed to pull it off while Vlad and Sharpwing were weary.

"You sure you have no idea on how you opened this thing?"

"If I had known what I was doing I wouldn't have opened it!"

"I'll head back to my complex and study this thing."

I opened a portal of unknown power that even Starswirl the bearded couldn't understand, how did I do it? I'm not that magically adept......am I?