"WOAH! UMFH!" I fall face first onto the ground, I lie there for a while. I stand up and see the beautiful landscape before me, I see clear blue sky all around me and the grass is lush and green.
"Hiya!" I turn around to face the person speaking to me. I look around but I can't see anyone, "Down here silly," the high pitch voice giggles. I look down to see a four legged creature with a bright pink coat and a fluffy magenta mane.
"AHHH" I yell out.
"AHHH!" I yell out as I wake up. I pull the sheets off of my bed. What the heck was that dream about? I ask myself. I disregard my dream as I smell the scent of fresh pancakes and maple sirup coming from the kitchen. Mmmmm, those smell delicious! I take a bunch and put them down on my plate. I start to dig into the food when I hear a whine.
"Ohhhh, why does Samuel get more pancakes than me!" ohhhh, not today. PLEASE not today! My little sister, Jemima always cares about how much I get compared to her all the time, whether it's cake or soda or lollies or pancakes, she always cares.
"That is because Samuel had a bigger stomach than you," My Mum replies. Jemima has a sour look on her face as I eat the rest of my pancakes. "It's almost time to go to school!" My mum says. I brush my teeth and then I head towards the door.
"Bye Mum, bye Jemima, bye Rueben!" I yell, picking up my bag that I packed yesterday and I then run to school.
I reach my first class in time as the bell rings. Social Studies, isn't that the best! not. I start to zone out and think about my strange dream, What did it mean? Why did I have it? Should I tell someone about it? It seemed so real! "do you think so, Samuel?"
"Huh? What?" I look around the classroom and notice all eyes are on me. "I mean yes, I think so," the class gasps oops, bad response.
"So you think that we should all be allowed assault rifles after the age if 5?" The teacher grins, knowing he caught me off guard.
"Ummmmm, no. I meant to say no to that question," the class giggles at my stupidity. why do they have to be so immature? The bell rings. Everyone grabs their bags and runs out of the classroom before the teacher can finish what he is saying. I walk to my favourite place, in the school, the library! I get out my book, and start to read. Things start to go blurry and sound echo arounds my brain, I feel hot and sweaty and my head screams in pain.
"Y-y-y-y-o-o-o-o-u-u-u-u d-d-d-ooo-n-n-t-t-t l-l-l-o-o-o-o-o-k-k-k w-w-w-e-l-l-l" the librarian says well it might be the librarian, but I can't tell I flop onto the bean bag and fall asleep.
"WOAH! UMFH!" I fall face first onto the ground this again?
"Oh, Its you again! Mr Appear-and-dissapear-out-of-thin-air" the pink creature says.
"Yes. It's me" I say.
"Come with me, I know somepony that will love to see you" The creature says, bouncing up and down towards something that looks like a town. I follow her to a town of weird shaped wooden houses with straw roofs. I look up and see a massive castle made of blue crystal that looks quite harsh and unwelcoming, Wouldn't want to live there, "Sorry for being rude"- the pink creature puts her hoof forward-" I'm Pinkie Pie, baker and party-planner extraordinaire!" Pinkie Pie says, while I shake her hoof.
"So you're a pony?" I ask.
"Yes indeedy-doodle" she replies.
"In my world ponies look different, first of all they don't have wacky hair styles and-"
"No wacky mane-cuts?!" She looks at me in surprise.
"Yeah. Anyway, why would I tell you all this? This is just my dream by the way, none of it is real,"
"Oh," Pinkie pie looks at the ground sadly, "But I am the real Pinkie. I remember taking a boring test for that, you can't just say I'm not real! Last time when you yelled, you just disappeared, so maybe you're not real. Ooooh, Twilight might know the answer!" Pinkie bounces towards the giant castle and opens the door. I see a little purple creature that is obviously not a pony, it has green spikes of its head. Are there no other humans here?
"Pinkie! What's that behind you?" The little thing yells out.
"It's a human, silly dragon. He was wondering whether there are other humans here. You don't need to be scared" Pinkie Pie comforts the dragon, "I'm just helping him get to Twilight"
"Wait. that doesn't make any sense. How did you know about that? " I ask her.
"Well that's a silly question, you already said it."
"No I didn't"
"Yes you did, after Spike asked me what was behind me, you said 'Are there no other humans here?' in italics for some weird reason,"
"Ummmmm, all I did was think 'Are there no other humans here?'"
"Ohhhhh, that's what that was. Next time, I'll ignore those italicised words, unless they are inside dialogue"
"Oooooookaaaaaayyyyyy, maybe I should wake up now, seeya!" I slap my face really hard. I open my eyes.
"HIIIIII!" Pinkie Pie says, "why did you slap yourself?"
"Because I thought that would wake me up" I start to panic, I look around the place, "AAAAAAHHHHHH! How do I get out of here!" I run around purposely bumping into things to make me wake up. I sit down and cry "I want to see my family again! I want to have an annoying sister again, I don't want to be stuck here"
"It's ok, my Pinkie Sense tells me that you will wake up soon." I trip up, "wait for it... wait for it... wwaaiitt... aaaaand end chapter"
