Fallout Equestria [Parody]: Legend of the Earthbound (Rebooted)

Chapters

FoE Parody: LotE - 02 - Introductions
FoE Parody: LotE - 03 - Sex Education (Clop)
FoE Parody: LotE - 04 - Plan in Motion
FoE Parody: LotE - 05 - New Discovery
FoE Parody:LotE - 06 - Traction
FoE Parody: LotE - 07 - Taking a Trip
FoE Parody: LotE - 09 - Birth of a Legend
FoE Parody: LotE - 10 - Tokyoats
FoE Parody: LotE - 11 - Wake Up Call (Clop)
FOE Parody-LotE-12-Watch Them Closely (Clop)
FoE Parody: LotE - 01 - Stone
FoE Parody: LotE - 08 - A New Land

FoE Parody: LotE - 02 - Introductions

Fallout Equestria [Parody]: Legend of the Earthbound

By: Plot Twist of Neighpon

Chapter 02: Introductions

August 11, 1999
6:57PM

It was a very warm and quiet night. John was passing the small town park that couldn't have been larger than six acres, when he just happen to look up to see the beginnings of a meteor shower. He hasn't seen one around this area in years and didn't hear anything about it on the news that day. So John takes a seat on a park patio bench and lays down on the round table to take in the show. He tries not to blink as the falling rocks are moving rather fast from west to east. The event lasts for only five minutes or so. But as John is about to get up from the table, he spots a larger meteor moving much slower behind all the others. He assumes it's going slow because it actually entered the planet's atmosphere, and may actually splashdown somewhere... nearby...

His thoughts cut off as he sees this large meteorite make an impossible ninety degree turn, changing it's course completely. It seemed that the new destination for the meteor was... right on top of... him! Great. Just great. Did you see that coming? I didn't see that coming.

John's new thought was, 'Fuck me running,' which was an awesome idea. Running, that is. 'Away' would be a nice direction to start with. John began to sprint down the street towards home only to look behind him and see the big falling fireball seemingly tracking his movements. He abandons his running idea for a duck-and-cover plan. He spots the park's trash dumpster, strides for it in eight steps, and dives in. As soon as he closes the lid over him the air both inside and outside of the dumpster heats up to an almost unbearable temperature. The wind buffers wildly against the metal refuge container, rocking it back and forth, threatening to tip over. John covers his ears with one hand and a shoulder as his other hand holds his nose as the rumble gets closer and louder. John screams like a little girl as he believes his life is coming to an end.

And then... silence. Everything simply stops. The wind went still. The temperature evened out and began to fall. Which is good because John noticed the lid to the dumpster was plastic. And molten plastic isn't very good for the skin, or so he heard. After releasing a breath he forgot he was holding, and then regretting it when he remembered he was sitting in a freaking dumpster, he peeked out from under the lid to see "what in Earth" happened. That phrase, by the way, is used a lot in his town considering where he lived.

He could only see a blinding white light. Actually, a bright, bluish-white glow, like ice, covering the area. In fact, cold air poured through the gap of the lid which caused the air inside the dumpster to go misty and fog up. Then he thought he heard a voice. Maybe some of the other townsfolk heard the noise and came to check it out, he hoped. But the voice didn't sound familiar. John could barely tell it was female. But he couldn't remember any girls from school who lived in this area of town. And again, where did all this fucking ice come from!? It's the middle of August for crying out loud!

"....strings' voice log continued. This thing better be recording. Ahem. I've completed that last spell and stopped my descent. And it seems the portal has worked successfully even though I wasn't expecting that fire. My location is unknown at this time but I'm sure it's not Equestria. I should take some ground and water samp-- Wait! Wait a minute! Incredible! They're buildings in this area! Signs of intelligent life? Alright! Change of plans. I'm gonna cast another spell to target large lifeforms in the immediate area. Oooh! This is so exciting!"

Still hidden inside the dumpster, John couldn't see who or what was talking. But whoever it was, they sound as if it were their first time outdoors. 'Cast a... spell? Are they a witch or something,' John questioned himself as he tried to adjust himself to get a better look outside. Just as he was peeking out the left side of the dumpster, there was another bright flash of golden light. John felt the short hair on his head stand on end as if the dumpster had been charged with static electricity. He gasped in surprise at the feeling; just loud enough that it may have blown his cover....

"It worked! We've got life... over... over there!" John dove for cover again upon hearing the shout, sealing the lid over himself. He heard the footsteps of what sounded like two individuals quickly getting closer to him until they were right outside his metal shelter. "Um, you in there! Come… come out of there now! I… I mean you no harm! B-but if you try to attack me, I… I'll turn you into... into ash! D-do you understand? Do you... can you understand what I'm saying?" There was a loud clang as something was beaten against the side of the dumpster.

There are times in life when you get put between a rock and a hard place. Then there's other times when life gives you lemons. And then you have.... this. One of those WTF moments where you have to choose between 'bad' and 'worse.' John mulled over his options. Here he was; trapped in a smelly trash dumpster wearing nothing but a pair of brown cargo shorts, black sneakers, and a red basketball jersey, trying (very badly) to hide from some being that just traveled through space in, or on, a meteor, and said they would turn him to ash if he didn't come out. Somehow, flashes of future news headlines about black people getting shot for doing nothing went through his mind. Where the hell did that come from?

"You better come out of there... or else! I... warned y-you! I don't want to hurt you! O-okay? Come out s-slowly or I'll blast you!"

'What. The. Fuck? What kind of options are those? And why do they sound so nervous?' John, deciding to choose the 'bad' option, slowly raises his hands above his head and sticks them out from under the lid. "Don't shoot! I- I'm coming out, alright? Just... don't shoot!" John's baritone voice rings with reverb within the metal box, almost giving it a Darth Vader-like modulation. Slowly he stands up, trying hard to keep his balance on the trash beneath his feet. His eyes begin to adjust to the harsh white light the ice produced and refracted as he finally climbs out of the dumpster. The first thing he sees through his squinting eyes is a figure that looks like a large dog standing almost four feet in height, that has HUGE eyes, and has something shining on top of it's head.

"Um, officer? I can explain...," John says thinking he sees a huge police K-9 unit in front of him. "I was just hiding in here because of the meteor that was about to fall..."

"GREAT CELESTIA! WHAT ARE YOU!?" The 'dog' backs away from John a few feet but remains facing him.

"...on... me. Wait, what!? Did I just hear that dog talk? I know I did NOT just hear a talking dog! What the hell was in that dumpster? Officer, if this is a joke, I--"

"Answer me! What in Tartarus are you!?"

"Whoa! Calm down, officer! I'm African-American!" John yells to the dog in question before turning his gaze to the sky. "And why am I talking to a dog? And why is the dog talking back to me!?" John's vision finally adjusts to the harsh light and sees it's not really a dog. It was actually....

"I'm NOT a dog! So stop calling me one!"

"I can see that now, thank you. Although I think a talking dog may have been better in this situation." It was around this time when reality crashed into John and his legs forgot how to work. They went numb and John landed on his butt still staring at the fictional talking creature in front of him. He barely noticed his hands were still up in the air. He made sure he kept them raised just in case. He stared without blinking at the small, technicolor horse. The small talking technicolor horse. The one with the unusually large eyes and shortened muzzle. The one wearing a small, shining red pendant around it's neck. The one with the glowing horn sticking out of it's head. 'Is this really a legendary unicorn from ancient mythology?' John questioned himself. 'Hmm... It seems a bit smaller than what I remember seeing in school books though...'

The 'unicorn' seemed to gather it's composure and confidence as it stepped closer to the bi-pedaled being. The horn seemed to glow brighter as it spoke in a rush. "What is an... 'afrikan amerikan?' What is this place? Are there more of your kind? Do you use magic? How intelligent are you?"

Stunned, John just stared back at the small unicorn. Words were forming in his head but they couldn't reach his mouth. 'I have to be dreaming this,' John thought. 'I must have fell asleep on the table and... Yeah. This is just a dream! Of course! There's no way an equine could talk. It must be due to my excitement of leaving for Japan soon! Okay, okay. I got this!' A shiver ran down John's spine thinking how odd that phrase was. He wasn't sure why.

John shook his head to clear his mind a bit. "I'm sorry. I'm just a little razzle-dazzled from all that's going on. Um... Are you, by chance, a unicorn or a horse?"

The tiny unicorn made a curious face as their ears splayed back, a bit shocked by this creature knowing what a unicorn was. "I'm a unicorn pony to be exact. Now answer my questions! What is this place?"

'What a crazy dream this is gonna turn out to be,' John thought as he blinked in surprise to the pony's question. "This place? This is Earth."

The pony's eyes lit up and seemed to smile at the information. "Alright. Now we're getting somewhere. Okay, what village is this?"

"Um, I just told you. It's Earth. And it's a city, not a village. Well, actually, it's more of a town..."

"WHAT!? But you just said... Grrr! Okay, backup a bit. What land is this?"

John looked around then turned back to the pony. "Um, a park?"

The glow from the pony's horn seemed to get more ominous as it stalked up to John and stuck it's face into his while straddling his half-prone body. "I'm getting very irritated. Very irritated, indeed," they huff in utter annoyance.

John stopped listening at that point. There was a talking pony with their face touching his and he couldn't smell anything horse-like on it's skin or breath. In fact, he thought he could smell... 'Is that mint? Had this pony been chewing bubblegum?'

"I'm going to ask you in the most simplest way I can so that your inferior monkey brain can process it."

That definitely got John's attention for sure. "Wha- Hey! Now wait just a....," John started but didn't get to finish.

"What! Planet! Is! This!?" The pony asked bitterly as it stared down into John's chocolate-brown eyes. It wanted answers to their questions and it wanted them now.

John shook off whatever nervousness he was feeling before and gave the pony a deadpan look in return to their stare. "This is Earth."

"Got it. Now, What town, or city, or village is this," the pony asked, waving and pointing a hoof around the general area but never breaking eye contact. "Tell the truth. I can tell if you're lying."

Without even flinching, John replied as he kept his deadpan stare towards the pony. "This. Is. Earth."

There was a quick eye twitch before the pony's eyes narrowed as a snarl began to form on its muzzle which became a psychotic grin that would make Harley Quinn fall in love with a horse. It spoke softly with much underlying malice in it's voice. "I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you so hard right now. By Celestia, I'm going to blast you into tiny little... Huh? What? What are you--"

The pony stops as they notice the creature looking up. They follow their line of site up to the claw-like things on the end of their raised arms. One of the claws seemed to be motioning towards the left. The pony turns slowly and sees a huge sign near the black paved road which read, "Thank You for Visiting Earth, Texas. Come back again and make us your number one place on EARTH!"

The pony turned back to the bi-pedal creature and grinned nervously. "So, you... weren't lying. Hahaha. Well, that clears up a lot. Haha. Um, sorry for saying I was... gonna kill you and all that..." The pony's face and coat turns a noticeable shade of pink as it looks away from him.

'Wow. That was a switch,' John thought. 'I never thought a pony could look embarrassed. Not to mention kinda cute as well. Wait, what in the hell am I thinking!? Is this pony even female!? I don't even...'

The pony again regains their composure and turns back to the creature. "Hmm. However, I still have questions. First, are you a monkey or some kind of rare breed of Diamond Dog? And where’s your fur?"

John's body stiffens for a moment before he lets out a long sigh. 'Okay,' he thought. 'It's official. This is not a dream. I would NOT keep calling myself a monkey in my own dream. This is gonna take a while. And what the hell is a diamond dog? And why am I not freaking out like I was before!? Oh, wait. I know, I know. Anime fanatic. Of course my brain would be conditioned for this kind of situation. Duh.'

(To Be Continued)

FoE Parody: LotE - 03 - Sex Education (Clop)

Fallout Equestria [Parody]: Legend of the Earthbound

By: Plot Twist of Neighpon

Chapter 03: Sex Education (Clop)

August 11, 1999
7:24PM

"You are a... Human? Fascinating!" Says the alien cartoon-looking technicolor unicorn pony as she summarizes the information John has given thus far. She paces back and forth in front of John as her excitement of learning about an entirely new world and species is keeping her from sitting still. "And you're not in any way related to monkeys or Diamond Dogs, even though you also have opposable thumbs and... fingers? Strange. Let's see... Umm... Most humans are omnivores by choice, they are all bi-pedal, they are mammals, they can't use magic (because there's no magic here), they don't have wings, but are the most dominate species on this planet. And...," she stops in front of John smiling at him, "your name is John Stone, a male, nineteen years of age. Hmm. That's kind of a funny name," she ponders. "But not as funny as living in the city of Earth on the planet of Earth. So, how was that?"

John smiles and nods at his new mint-green unicorn acquaintance as he slouches backwards on the bench facing the now formerly ice-covered meteor that almost ended his life. "Not bad. Though the jury is still out about the monkey-relation thing. And thanks again for getting rid of the ice. I'm not really dressed for it. Now it's my turn." John closes his eyes to focus his thoughts as the unicorn hops upon the table to get closer to John to examine his head more closely and take notes. "You're a unicorn mare from a land called Equestria on planet Equus. You're name is Lyra Heartstrings. And you cast a spell to practice for your final exam at the Celestia School for Gifted Unicorns. You are ruled by a princess who is immortal and has the power of all three types of ponies in your land (strength, flight, and magic) and just happens to own the school you attend. How am I doing so far?" 'Wait just a minute... Did she just sniff my head,' he questioned himself after hearing something near his right ear.

Lyra grins brightly at John as she sits on her haunches on the picnic table. "So far so good. Although I should have mentioned that I'm 17 years old. Hmm. Maybe humans are pretty intelligent after all. Hahaha!" John smirks at her musical laugh, letting the joke slide. This was, as a matter of fact, first contact between two alien species from two completely different, yet similar, worlds. "From what you've told me, it seems both our worlds are almost parallel to each other. I wonder how that could have happened?" Lyra begins to pace again on top of the table as she thinks out loud. "You said your kind knew of unicorn horses from long ago, but it was just a myth. I wonder due to my coming here that there's some truth to your legends?" Lyra stops and prances quickly in place as if she's having a joygasm. "Wow! I wouldn't have believed things would turn out this awesome just from casting a spell. I mean, the spell I cast was to help find the answers to why earth ponies were called 'earth' ponies rather than 'ground' or 'dirt' ponies since there's no actual reference of anything or anypony being called 'Earth' on Equus. Although both of those terms sound kinda degrading when you think about it. Maybe 'Equus' or 'Terra' ponies would be better. Hmm. Anyway, as soon as I cast the spell within the library I was in, a portal opened. It was unexpected to say the least. I thought it lead to another place in Equestria that was hidden from others and may hold the answers I was looking for. I stepped through and was surrounded by fire. I had to cast an ice spell to extinguish everything. That's when I noticed I was falling. So I had to cast another spell to fix that as well. That's when I had a feeling that I wasn't in the land of Equestria anymore. I may have to cancel my thesis on Earth ponies in favor of this new and way more interesting topic of... of... Anthropology! Umm... John, is something wrong?"

John turned slowly towards Lyra as he put two and two together. "Lyra, are you saying that you coming to this planet was completely by coincidence?"

Lyra, startled at John's actions, stopped bouncing up and down like a little school filly and leaned away from him slightly. "Well, I guess I..."

"You didn't initially plan to travel through space and time just because you couldn't find an answer in a library?" John, raising himself to his full height, towered over Lyra with a scowl.

"I... No, but...," Lyra tried to speak but, again, John cut her off.

"Do you mean to tell me... that I was almost crushed... killed... by a 20 meter ball of flaming rock falling at 17,000 miles per hour all because the word 'earth' was bugging you!?" John was completely in Lyra's face now, the sound of his pumping blood thundering hard in his ears. Anger tried it's best to flow through his veins. But... one look at Lyra's terrified face, her ears splaying back, her body shrinking away in utter fear... John sighed in defeat and his body went slack. He knew that there wasn't any possible way he could get angry at such a cute pony. Ack! There it was again! That word 'cute.' Did he really think she was cute? Well, maybe like a kitten. Or maybe...

"I'm sorry! I... I didn't know the spell would bring me here! I didn't want to hurt anypony! I... I..." Tears began to stream from Lyra's eyes and down her reddened cheeks. Her bottom lip trembled as she tried to control herself. "It... It was an accident, okay? I made a mistake. I didn't mean to come here and almost... Oh, Celestia! I could have... You would've been..." Her eyes shrank to pinpricks as her voice fell silent when she pondered on what could have happened. Then the dam broke as she collapsed and curled into a ball and cried hysterically upon the table. "I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! This could have went so wrong! I would have been sent to the dungeons forever if I had taken a life for something as foalish as casting an unfamiliar spell! Oh, Celestia! Forgive me," she cried out to the heavens.

John was taken aback by the scene before him. He may had wanted to convey his "disapproval" of almost dying via a giant falling rock from space, but he didn't want to scare her to death while doing it. He had to fix this. Or else this wouldn't look good for sentient relations between their two worlds. A hand. A simple hand reached out and brushed against her cheek and wiped away her tears. "It's okay. Don't cry," John said as he scratched lightly under her chin just above her pendant. "Like you said... it was an accident. I wasn't hurt and there's no damage that I can see. So cheer up. Alright?" Before he knew what he was doing, John had lifted Lyra up from under her forelegs and pulled her into a hug.

Lyra was initially shocked at the action. But melded into his embrace while her crying slowly subsided. She buried her head into his broad chest and breathed deeply, taking in his scent. "I'm... Hehe," she sniffles. "Sorry. You... I mean... I didn't want you to see me a total wreck." She raised her head to look at John directly. Her golden eyes had gotten puffy and red from the tears but she tried her best to smile. "Thank you. I... I really needed that. I see that your world also has hugs; just like mine. Hehe."

As John smiled down at Lyra while using a hand to brush a strand of aqua-blue and white colored mane out of her eyes, he couldn't help but think, 'If you take away the "equine" part of all this, she seems like any other normal girl I would run into at school or on the street. Is... Is that why I think she's cute? Is it because she doesn't look like, or act like, or smell like any of the normal horses I've seen? It's it because I've watched way too much Anime versions of funny hybrid-species love stories? And, um, how long have I've been staring at her?'

"Um, you've been staring for a while now, John. Are you feeling alright?" Lyra asked with a concerned look before realization hits her and her confused face turns into a devious grin. "Or maybe you've fallen for me? Hahaha!"

Now it was John's turn to go fifty shades of red from embarrassment. "What? That's ridiculous! Why... Why would you think such a thing?" John tried to hide his nervousness behind a fake grin.

"You haven't let go of me since you started this hug, John," she answered as she playfully batted her large golden eyes at him and smiled. Before John could retaliate with any verbal trip-ups and stutters, another thought came to Lyra. "Oh! Here's a good question. Do humans cross-breed with other animals here?" John's body went completely rigid as his eyes went wider than the meteor that almost crushed him. "I mean," she continued, "on Equestria, ponies, griffons, dragons, and other different animals have mated with other different Equestrian species before. It's how we kinda ended up with 'griffons,' y'know? You mentioned you had horses and monkeys and other animals here and..."

"ALL OF MY NOOOOOOO!" John was able to get out before the conversation got any weirder than what it was. After a moment, he composed himself and continued. "Okay, let me set you straight on this. Humans can only breed with humans in order to have offspring. However..." John took a deep breath before he made the final decision to unleash the following information to her ears. "Ahem. However, some humans... have... um... used other non-sentient animals for... ahem... sexual gratificatio-

"REALLY!?" Lyra squealed in delight upon hearing the news. "Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! This brings up so many other questions! Did they Mmphmumfmmumphmm!" Lyra's rant was cut off as John put a hand over her muzzle.

"I'll end this now. No, there has been, nor can there be, any offspring between human and other animals due to genetic makeup. No, there's no proof of the animals enjoying the sex other than thinking it's an act of actual mating. And no, I haven't done anything like that to any animal or anyone... Uh... Wait. Hold on. Back up a..."

John wished he could time jump to the past to take back what he just said. But the damage had already been done. The sadistic grin on Lyra's face could have been seen back on Equestria. "Hehehe. You. Are. A. Virgi-"

"No! I mean, well, that is to say, I know what a girl looks like, and I know what to do... with a girl, that is. So, when you think about it that way, I'm a pro at..."

"Oh really?" Lyra said as she pushes away to stare at John; her smile getting even bigger. "So, are you saying that you've actually... touched a girl... down here?" She emphasizes her words by taking a hoof and rubbing small circles around her 'Cutie Mark' located on the center of her flank, which was the image of her destined talent as an Equestrian pony; a golden lyre.

John was trying as hard as he could to fight off the prying questions. "Um.. Oh! Of course! Of course I have. Lots of times. In fact I... did it seven times yesterday. So there." John sticks his tongue out at her like a rebellious child. But for some reason, his blush seemed to get even darker. Which is a bit of a feat considering his dark caramel skin color.

"Hmm." Lyra contemplates her next move for teasing her new human friend. She could really find out some good juicy information about humans if she just asked the right questions. She couldn't feel guilty if he just happened to blurt out the answers all on his own. All she had to do is get him curious. As the perfect plan solidified in her mind, her body shivered in antici…………... pation. "Okay then, John. I believe you," she said finally.

"And you should have heard the girls when... What? You do?" John said as her words caught up to his brain. "I mean, of course you believe me. What's not to believe? Hehe. I'm such a cool guy here on my planet and girls just go crazy for me... Um, where are you going?" John asked as Lyra suddenly jumped down one level from the picnic table onto the bench seat.

"Oh, I'm just trying something. The way you were sitting here earlier had me curious. So I thought I'd try it." Lyra started to sit on her haunches on the bench, but then leaned back until her back was against the table and her hind legs splayed out in opposite directions. She noticed that the position was awfully comfortable for some odd reason and thought she could get used to this. But she knew her real plan was already working as her exposed marehood immediately grabbed John's attention. Out of the corner of her eye, she could see John hadn't moved and had begun to stare at her intently. His staring stirred up a tingling within her nethers and she had to force herself not to scratch her own itch. At least not until later, that is. "So... tell me," she said suddenly, snapping John out of his trance, "how do human females... look... down there? Can you... describe it... in detail?" Lyra asked using a voice that had just a hint of seduction in it. She tilted her head towards John and showed him her half-lidded eyes.

There were only three things that could grab and hold the attention of John Stone. The first was Martial Arts. The second was Japanese animation. And then... there was the third thing. The one single thing that could almost trump the former two completely. The one thing that could be considered one of his weaknesses. The one thing that was being used against him at this moment. And that thing, of course, was sex. The fact that he truly was a virgin only made things worse for him as he fought a losing battle against his hormones. Not to mention his curiosity was getting the better of him. From what he could see, her privates didn't look much different than a human girl's when he compared images from adult magazines in his mind. The temptation to get a closer look was overwhelming. Granted, he had been a little curious about how she looked since she didn't have normal Earth equine attributes. And it seemed to John that Lyra was open minded enough to happily explore the sexual differences between humans and Equus ponies. He may have been a virgin. But what John lacked in physical experience, he made up in book knowledge. And he got that book knowledge from anatomy books, biology books, and nudie books. And remember, he was almost top of his class. So if Lyra wanted to talk about sex while showing off her "best kept secret" to him, he was prepared. After wiping the gallon of sweat from his forehead, John started his detailed lecture.

"Well," John began, "if you really would like to know the difference between human and pony females, I may need to use you for reference in order to explain things easier." John wasn't sure if Lyra would go for that. They've only met barely an hour ago. Now here he was asking to use her body in such a lewd but educational manner.

"Of course! Feel free to do whatever you need to explain... everything... to me," Lyra replied, her voice almost a whisper. She seemed to spread her hind legs even more to show her willingness to the idea. But in reality, Lyra was doing her best to keep a straight face and not show an evil grin. This ploy was going exactly as she had planned. She couldn't wait to hear all of the new information. And also couldn't wait to see what John would do with her.

At her consent, John repositioned himself in front of Lyra and kneeled down. Now that he was closer, he could see that she did have familiar equine parts. "For starters," John began, "because both humans and ponies are mammals, you both have two mammary glands for nursing young. Human girls have 'breasts' located higher up on the torso around here...," John said as he took a hand to lightly caress her chest, "while you have teats... down here." At that, John slowly stroked his hand down Lyra's body until he reached her teats which seemed to display very small erect pink nipples. He used his fingers to brush against her nubs, causing her to gasp softly at the touch as she watched every move his hand made.

As for Lyra, she could barely contain her excitement. Here she was, in a new strange land, seducing an alien life form. How did this happen? The thought was blown away as John's hand once again rubbed against her sensitive teats. This feeling brought up a question. "Are... Ah! Ahem. Are ‘breasts’ very sensitive on human girls, too?" Lyra asked as her full body blush continued to darken.

John smiled at the question as he playfully took her left nipple between his fingers and gave it a soft pinch and twist. Lyra's reaction was both predictable and priceless as she let out a sultry moan. "Yes, they are," he answered. "In fact, human girls would react the same way if I were to do that to them." John then switched to her right nipple and gave it the same treatment as the first. Again Lyra moaned and also whined at the teasing. John was about to make a joke about how sexy her sounds were when he looked further down her body and noticed the amount of wetness accumulating between her hind legs. Lyra's arousal was evident as her nethers would periodically spasm to spill even more of her love juices. Curious, John took a finger and traced along the folds of her labia, gathering her wetness. Lyra's hips bucked up at his touch, never had experienced the feeling such as this before, and she couldn't help but to squirt out a huge load of her mare juice onto his fingers. John looked as his damp hand, noticing the fluid was, again, no different than a human girl's. "Even human girls can get this wet. But I admit they can't 'wink' like equines. That's one area where you got them beat. Hahaha."

Lyra was losing control of the situation. She was the one that was teasing him for Celestia's sake. But now it was all she could do without flipping over, sticking her flank in the air, and begging him to rut her until she forgot who Celestia was. She did, however, have some brain cells left that haven't been distracted yet. "Um, you know what 'winking' is? I guess the equines of this world do that as well?" Lyra's rear end kept lifting off the bench, seeking John's touch once again. But then she noticed John still looking at his hand with an expression that confused her. "John, is something wrong?"

John had brought his hand up to his face and sniffed it. 'No. No way,' he thought. 'This is impossible. Was this the aroma I smelled earlier? It couldn't be.' He looked up and saw Lyra with concern on her face. He was about to ask her directly about this, but instead he chose a different method. He brought his hand to his lips and licked a fingertip. His eyes went wide as he looked to Lyra again. 'Incredible! There's no way this is possible but here it is!' He continued to lick his other fingers in order to make sure his taste buds weren't playing tricks on him. But the taste was still the same... "Mint... ice... cream...," John muttered just above a whisper.

Lyra, who was getting very worried he was suddenly turned off or repulsed by her scent, began to think her little trick had backfired. Maybe if she apologized now, he would still at least use his hands to touch her? Maybe? By Celestia, she hoped so. "John, I'm sorry if... if my scent isn't attractive. As you said, humans and ponies are different. So I wouldn't be surprised if-- Whaaa!" Lyra was very surprised after John moved so fast she almost didn't see him. He had grabbed her by her torso and lifted her up to practically dump her face-up upon the picnic table. Then he grabbed her hind legs and threw them over his shoulders as he supported her backside with his hands. He began to feast upon her marehood like a scavenger who just quit their diet.

John was a man possessed. If he had known that a magical unicorn pony's vaginal secretions would taste like a Klondike Bar, he wouldn't have taken his time to talk about anatomy. His mouth was a vacuum as he sucked, lapped, licked, nibbled, and slurped anything and everything that oozed out of her. In the back of his mind, the geek part, he concluded that this was another point for Equestrian ponies. Human girls were good. But they could never achieve a similar flavor from this area unless there were genetic modifications made.

Lyra howled in pleasure as soon as his tongue touched her lower lips. She was slammed by an orgasm she wasn't ready for. Her body was racked with convulsion after convulsion as it stopped listening to her completely. Her eyes went wide and rolled back into her head as bursts of magic flared up and out of her horn, causing multiple golden firework-like sparks to fill the immediate area. "Celestia!" was the only understandable word she could scream out in her state of mind as John continued to ravage her orally.

Finally after what seemed like hours but was only several minutes, John's hunger was sated as he gave one last suckle to her still winking labia and clit. Smiling, he looked up to Lyra to see her almost unconscious after his assault. His mind kicked back in as he suddenly felt very worried for the unicorn. He quickly stood over her to check her breathing and heartbeat. Before he could do either, two soft hooves grabbed his head and his lips were met by her muzzle as she kissed him deeply. He was caught off guard but quickly returned the kiss and even allowed her to enter his mouth. Their tongues thrashed and danced with each other as part of John's mind was still trying to tell him that he just gave oral sex to an equine. But the part of his mind that was currently in charge told the smaller part to 'FUCK OFF!' Meanwhile, in another area of John's body, something was in dire need of attention. But it had to wait just a little longer as Lyra finally broke the kiss.

Breathing hard, Lyra, who had a glowing sheen of sweat covering her body, locked eyes with John who was breathing just as hard. "You... lied to... me. There's... no way... you're... a virgin. I've used my... my hooves and my magic to... get myself off... plenty of times. And I've never... came that hard, or that quickly, or that many times. What... in Celestia's name... did you do to me!? Oh Faust! You haven't even... put anything inside yet!" Upon that realization, Lyra's marehood began to wink uncontrollably, spilling even more of her mare cream. She had to have it. She needed to know what it would be like. She knew if she didn't do this she would not only regret it but would also go insane. She needed his cock. She needed his cock inside her. Now!

As if responding to an unseen signal, John's growing member lurched within his cargo shorts, aching for freedom. John somehow knew the time had come. The time to kiss his virginity goodbye. He didn't care if it was outdoors. Or on a picnic table. Or that it was going to be with a pony... No. This wasn't just a pony. This was Lyra Heartstrings; an intelligent, smart, witty, and cute girl from another world. He was going to make love to this girl and nothing was going to stop it from happening.

Lyra's hind leg had started to rub at John's shorts in eagerness to see what it looked like. But she still had to show some restraint. "Now tell me... Show me! What's the difference between human males and stallions?" She quickly said between sneaking more kisses from John. Her eyes were almost glazed over by this point as she continued to moan.

John, in response, undid the belt and buttons holding up the shorts. He slid them off showing off the massive bulge in his maroon colored boxer-briefs. Lyra's eyes locked on his package as he finally peeled down the final layer of modesty. It had to be said that John Stone, being a half-breed, was truly blessed. And you could easily tell which part of John was the African-American part. John's massive member bounced a couple of times as it sprang free of the underwear before settling down to simply throb as if to say, 'Reporting for duty, Sir!' Pre-cum was already visible on the tip as it seemed as eager as John himself.

Lyra was stunned. She wasn't expecting the shape, nor the size, of John. She had seen stallions in her own world with their mushroom-like flared heads, and the sheaths that kept them hidden from sight. But John, or Humans rather, didn't have sheaths at all. And the head of it was like an arrow. Or better yet, like a helmet. And there wasn't a medial ring. If anything, it looked like it would feel more comfortable for intercourse. Now that the curious part of her brain had finished learning stuff, her marehood took over the thinking. And it was thinking, 'Inside! Now!' "Oh my Celestia," she quietly said as she began to slowly turn over. "Please... I... I need it. Please, John. I..." She falls silent as John stopped her from repositioning.

"No," John said as he placed her again on her back. "I want to see your face as I... as we... do this. Remember that this is my first time. I want to remember everything about this. Everything about you. I want to make sure everything goes right for both of us so that there will be no regrets." John kissed her again as he positioned his manhood at her soaked and still winking entrance.

Lyra couldn't respond to John's words. She was both stunned and in bliss. To think that he didn't want to rut her brains out but, instead, actually make love to her. This was rare in Equestria as most stallions would ignore mares until Estrous season. And even then they would rut only to mostly satisfy their own needs, or to brag about it to their friends. Then there was John. A human who is even now controlling his own lust in order to care for the mare and her needs and feelings. If this kept up, she may never want to return home to Equestria. The thought brought her up short. 'Return home? I couldn't stay here, could I? I don't know if other humans would be so accepting like John. But if I did stay, won't my friends worry about where I am? I never told anypony about the spell I was trying. No pony knows I'm gone. I... I have to go back. Maybe I could visit here again? Or maybe, maybe I can bring John to Equestria! He has already accepted me for the mare I am. We could even live together... or... get married! Has he fallen in love with me? Oh, Faust! If he said that he loved me...' Lyra's self discussion was interrupted as John began to slowly enter her. Her eyes looked up and locked with John's own eyes and he was so focused, it seemed he was trying to peer into her very soul. Lyra's wetness made the entry easy for him. But her natural tightness added with her winking created enough resistance so that the action was not rushed.

"So... warm. It's so warm. I can feel you, Lyra. I can feel your heart beating a mile a minute. Are... are you okay? It doesn't hurt, does it?" John asked as he fought the urge to slam his hips into her. As he said before, he wanted to do this right the first time. Because he didn't know if there will be another chance to represent the human race in such a manner. Not to mention having another chance like this with Lyra.

"Mmmmmm, yeah. Yes. Ah! I mean..., no. It... it doesn't hurt at all. Oh, Faust... I don't know what to think anymore. Just... Mmm! Just keep going. Don't stop, John. Don't ever stop," Lyra panted as she raised her flank to meet with John's hips. In doing so, John sunk in another three inches or so, causing the unicorn to gasp in surprise.

John grunted as he stopped, pulled back slightly, and pushed farther in. With his eyes barely open but still locked with Lyra's, he felt himself reach an impasse. He figured he had finally reached her hymen and was about to ask if she was ready for him to punch through. But Lyra's eyes shot open as she came hard on his member. More golden fireworks spewed from her horn. Her clenching vagina almost triggered John's own climax but he held on. Not exactly knowing what just happened, John looked as her in concern.

It took a moment for Lyra to calm down from her orgasm. When she looked back to John, she didn't think. She just reached up and kissed him again. After a quick tongue wrestling match, she broke the kiss and looked down at their joined bodies. Her eyes went wide again at what she saw. "No way! John, you couldn't be... Oh, Faust, I'll be ruined if you..."

John, still confused, followed Lyra's gaze to their hips. He didn't see anything unusual. He still had a few inches left outside of her. He was worried he was hurting her so he prepared himself to pull out as slowly as he went in. "Lyra, I'm sorry. I'm sure you don't want to waste your virginity on me. I won't go any further. We'll just stick with foreplay if--" John's speech was cut off by a two hooves keeping his mouth shut.

"John, I'm not a virgin," Lyra breathed. The full feeling was almost causing her to go over the edge again.

"Huh?" John looked down again. He still... wasn't all the way inside! "Lyra, are you... telling me that..."

"John!" she almost yelled out of either desperation or lust, "you're already at my cervix! You're hitting my womb, John! Oh, Faust! Oh, oh buck!" And from stating that fact, she went into another climax. This one not as massive as the others, but still enough to make her entire body tense up and squeeze out more of her juice past his shaft.

Meanwhile, John was doing some serious math in his head. He knew he may have been large compared to some of the guys at school. But being from a small town, he figured there were other older guys out in the world that were bigger. But right here, right now, he had just bottomed out inside of a unicorn pony. And he still had more to give. It was at that time when John had an extreme confidence boost. He may have wanted to make slow love to her, but now he wanted to pick up the pace. "Lyra," he said with as much control as he could muster, "I still want to show you the main difference between human and pony males. Please allow me to do so." With that, John began to slowly pull his shaft back.

Lyra wasn't sure how much more she could take. She already had more orgasms than she could count. And in a way, he had just announced that the real show was about to begin. And Lyra no longer cared. This is something she wanted. Something she needed. Something to take back to Equestria. Something to make her keep returning to Earth over and over again. She needed him. Needed his body, his scent, his voice, his fingers, his... everything! If this wasn't a destined meeting she didn't know what was. John's movement brought her back to the present again as he took aim at her entrance for a second time. Her heart raced as she mentally prepared herself for what was to come.

John was almost out of her, leaving only the crown of his shaft inside. Lyra's wetness was slathered over every inch of his manhood from her intense squirting. He took a deep breath to calm himself and slow his heart rate. But in doing so, he inhaled her minty scent and it did nothing but excite him once again. He reached up with both hands and cradled her head. "Are you ready, Lyra? I'm going to make sure you remember what humans are capable of. Or better yet, what I'm capable of. But still, let me know if you need me to stop. I see now that I'm more than you can take-- Ah!" John cried out as Lyra wrapped her hind legs around his waist and pulled him in to try and get his cock back inside her.

"No more speeches! Just give it to me! Please!" Tears ran down her reddened face. Her body was completely out of control now. It only wanted John's huge cock. Wanted to take it all inside until their hips met. She didn't care about the pain. She only wanted the feeling of being filled by somepony... someone... that cared for her as much as she cared for them.

John took the hint and held on to Lyra's barrel as he pinned her hind legs to his sides and once again shoved his engorged member deep inside her waiting tunnel. He made sure he only went half way before retracting and plunging back in further. With every stroke, he bored himself deeper and deeper until he was tapping against her cervix once again. He continued to pound into her at that depth at a moderate pace, not wanting to cause her pain. But Lyra wasn't having any of that. With the last of her waning strength, she met every thrust he had to give, forcing him to drive deeper until...

"Gahhh!!" Lyra cried out as John's length finally penetrated her womb. John, without meaning to, met his hips to hers and stopped dead in his motion. His eyes went wide as he worried about what he should do next. Should he pull out? Was she in severe pain? Was she hurt or bleeding? His mind raced with various situations and outcomes as Lyra's face contorted at the feeling.

"Lyra! Are you alright!?" John didn't move a muscle as he waited for an answer. All Lyra could do was breathe heavily as she gritted her teeth while tears continued to stream down her sweat covered face. "Lyra, say something. Do you need help?" After a few seconds without a reply, John decided to make a command decision. "That's it! We're stopping ! You need help or rest or both." John was preparing to pull out but Lyra's hind legs kept him from moving.

"...ov.. ...ou...,"

John stopped and leaned in closer to hear her. "What is it, Lyra? What did you say?"

"...ove... you, ...John. I... love... you," Lyra mumbled just louder than a whisper but with a smile on her face. Her eyes seemed focused on something next to her that wasn't there. But then she turned to look at John as she cried and laughed at the same time. She'd just confessed her love to an alien species she just met an hour ago. In a way, it was rather humorous. But when a girl finds a guy that cares about her that much with a cock that huge, what are you gonna do? It's a total package. Am I right ladies? Can I get a whoop whoooop!? Lyra closed her eyes and took a deep breath to relax before looking John in the eyes once more. "Rut me, John. Finish me off. Cum in me, John. I want you to fill me completely with your seed. Fill my womb, John." She reached up and took his face in her hooves. "I can take it. It doesn't hurt. Please..., John…, make me... your mare."

Lyra's words were hypnotic to John. He was stunned to hear her confession. Could he love her back? Did he feel the same for her? Did she say those things because it was in the heat of the moment? Could he truly love a magical pony from another world? Looking into her pleading eyes, he had his answers: 'Yes,' 'of course,' 'no,' and 'hell yeah!' John spoke with all the love in his heart. "As you wish, I'll make you mine and mine alone." With that, John threw all caution to the wind. If this is what she begged him for, then he was going to give it to her. He pulled out halfway and pushed in at full force into her womb, causing her to cry out again. But he didn't stop. He pumped long and hard into and out of her womb at a quickening pace. Lyra couldn't even moan anymore, choosing to use her energy to keep her hind legs around John's waist as he used his huge cock to mold her insides to his shape.

But as good and long lasting as humans can be, lust can speed up anyone's or anypony's orgasm. And John was getting there fast. His pace got faster and his long thrusts turned into short jabs. His breathing became short pants as he thought of what to say or do at this moment. He was about to cum. He was about to cum inside of... his lover. His love. His first love. He could admit it to himself now. He was smitten by her. Screw martial arts. Screw going to Japan. Screw anime. Okay, maybe not that last part. But the other two he would give up for Lyra Heartstrings. His Lyra Heartstrings!

"I'm... I'm cumming, Lyra. I'm gonna cum in you. I want you to feel it. Feel it all. Take all of me. Oooooh, shiiiiiiiiiit! I... love... youuuuuu!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!" John shouted loud enough that the entire town could have heard it. He hilt himself into Lyra's womb and unleashed a torrent of semen into her. His member pulsed several times as he flooded her foal chamber and then filled any leftover nook and cranny with his potent seed.

"Yeeeeeess! Jooooooohn!!!" Lyra screamed as she was pushed over into climax heaven for the nth time that night. Her horn generated the biggest display of golden fireworks ever. Her love tunnel produced a ridiculous amount of mare cum in response to John's load and John's confession. 'John's confession!' Lyra thought. 'He confessed! He... He loves me!' Lyra reached up to hug and kiss John as she continued to squeeze the last of his load out of him with her walls. At long last, they both collapsed upon each other in a heap of exhaustion, John barely having the energy to roll to the side of Lyra, and cuddled each other in a loving embrace.

(To Be Continued)

FoE Parody: LotE - 04 - Plan in Motion

Fallout Equestria [Parody]: Legend of the Earthbound

By: Plot Twist of Neighpon

Chapter 04: Plan in Motion

August 11, 1999
8:33PM

The two new lovers soaked with sweat and bodily fluids laid in each other's embrace on the picnic table as the warm night air caressed their skin and fur. They didn't say anything to each other for a while. Most of what needed to be said was said during the throes of passion. They looked into each other's eyes and wondered who would be the first to speak. Not surprisingly, John was still concerned for Lyra's well being. "Lyra, are you sure you're okay? I wasn't too rough, was I? If I was, I'm sorry."

Lyra smiled back as she unconsciously rubbed a hoof over her stomach. "John, I've never been more satisfied in my life. I'm fine and nothing's hurting. Besides, I'm tougher than I look." She chuckled as she hugged John again and gave him a kiss. She pressed her head against John's chest, and then remembered that this was what started everything in the first place. She laughed out loud thinking how foalish everything seemed.

John looked down at her. "What's funny?"

Lyra Sighed. "To think I was trying to seduce you into giving me information on human mating, and then I ended up being mated myself. Haha. But... no regrets." She looked up into John's eyes. "I wish I could stay here with you, John."

John's smile vanished for a hint of a second before returning. John had been thinking the same thing. He really did love her. But the reaction of other people who would see her... The worse media circus ever. And then the investigations would start. Then examinations. Experiments. Negotiations. Interrogations. Invasions. No, John had seen too many anime storylines that ended up bad for the good guys. He couldn't allow that to happen. But he couldn't just tell Lyra that as interesting as humans are, they are also flawed to a point where they believe they are the beginning and the end of the universe. And that they would do just about anything to make sure they stay that way. Lyra's existence will have to be a secret until a better plan comes along. "Well, it's not like you can't come back, right? Just cast the spell again. And try not to use meteors next time. I don't wanna be a pancake," he laughed, "or be turned to ash."

Lyra joined his laughter. "That's true. But it might be hard for me to tune into the right frequency. Remember, the spell wasn't exactly cast correctly. I could maybe do it again if I practice." After a moment, Lyra thought of her other option and looked at John with serious eyes. "John, how would you like to come to Equestria with me?"

John almost did a double take at the suggestion. "Me? Come to Equestria?" John was confused at first, but then thought of what it might be like there. A land full of cartoon-like ponies, magic everywhere, new places to visit, better food, flying pegasi, seeing real dragons and griffons, meeting an immortal pony princess...

No wars...

Lyra worried since John didn't answer. Did he think he wouldn't be accepted? Did he not want to leave his home? Did he... Did he not want to be with her? "John, I'm sor..."

"Yes."

"Huh?"

"Yes! I'll go! I want to travel to Equestria!" John said with a smile.

Lyra's heart was about to burst. She was so happy she was once again on the verge of tears. "Really? Oh, John! Yes! I'll bring you there," she said as she hugged John tightly.

"But,” he interrupted, “I want to do this the right way. I'll have to take care of some things here first. If possible, I'd like to commute so my family won't get worried here. I don't want to tell them right away that I'm going to another world. But I'm sure they will believe me in due time. And then, if things go well, I'll stay there... with you... for good."

A stray spark of golden magic flashed across Lyra's horn as her thoughts about her and John getting married came back to mind. Suddenly, Lyra's sly smile was back. "Oh really," she asked with half lidded eyes. "It's sounds to me that you're thinking about staying with me long term. Hehehehe--"

"I am."

"...hehe... Huh?" Her eyes were as big as saucers. Did he mean that? It was too good to be true. Could it be that...

John then explained. "Lyra, Earth, um... the planet, is my home. I like it here. But... I've always felt like I don't fit in. Well, at least around here. That's why I was about to take a trip to the other side of the world the day after tomorrow. It's a whole other country with different people and a different culture. I thought maybe I would fit in better there. But then you came to me. And after tonight, I think I may be happier with you. No, I know I'll be happier."

Lyra just stared at John in awe. "You're... you're serious. You want to be with me... forever?" Lyra's heart couldn't beat fast enough.

"If you would have me, Lyra, then yes."

"YES! Oh, Celestia! A thousand times, YES!" Lyra covered John's face with kisses as John laughed and complained about being ticklish. And it was around that time when John noticed something.

"Huh? What's that?"

Lyra, who didn't stop kissing John just mumbled, "What's what?"

"That strange light. Is that the portal? Something wrong with it?"

Lyra's eyes shot open and looked towards the meteor which was the anchor for the portal. It was indeed pulsing and flickering with light. "Oh, no! The portal is going to close! The spell would only last for a couple of hours! I need to get back before it closes!" Lyra jumped off the table and was about to run to the portal but stopped to give John one last kiss. "I'll come back for you, John. I promise. You've given me so much in so little time."

John did some quick thinking. "I have an idea! Wait for two weeks. I'll take care of my business here while you work on recreating that spell. I'll wait for you here at this spot at this same time. I'll be ready to travel to your land by then. How's that?"

"I like that idea," she answered as she got one last hug from him. "Two weeks. Same time. Got it." Lyra began to walk backwards to the portal while keeping her golden eyes on him. "If... If the portal doesn't work and I don't see you again, I'll always remember you and this time we spent together, John Stone."

"And I'll remember you, Lyra Heartstrings. But I'll still expect to see you in two weeks," he laughed. "So you better be ready for me."

A smirk crossed Lyra's face. "I'll take that as a challenge for next time. MUAH! I love you!!" She then turned and bolted through the meteor's portal at a run.

"I love you, too!" And then she was gone; the portal closed. John was left alone again with a twenty meter space rock sitting in front of him. He sighed, got dressed, and started to head home. Ten minutes of walking and he was almost to his house when he saw a large group of people coming down the opposite side of the street. This was the first sign of life John has seen around town in the last 4 hours. And then he remembered what day it was. No wonder there wasn't anyone around to see all the excitement.

Wednesday Night Bingo at the Civic Center. Duh.

Meanwhile, in the magical land of Equestria in the town of Ponyville...

A pink pony with a curly dark pink mane and tail was in the middle of doing what she does second best. And that was baking delicious sweets for 'Sugar Cube Corner,' her new home and place of employment. She had just placed a batch of bright, multi-colored cupcakes into the oven and gave her little pet alligator some cooking instructions before she began work on some double chocolate chip cookies when she froze in place. Her right rear leg began to shake wildly. Then her nose began to itch, followed by her left front hoof lifting off the ground as if tied to a string, and was slapped in the face by it. The blow almost knocked her off balance and definitely caused a small bruise. Slightly dazed, she analyzed the code of her special 'Pinkie Sense' and went wide eyed in horror. "No. No! No no no no no no no no no! It can't be true. All of that can't be true! It just... it just can't! And it's happening so soon? It can’t be! But… the twitch never lies. I... I have so much to do. Ponies I have to set into motion. Places to go to and hide items. It's so much. It's... just so much. I don't know if I can do it all. But... but... I have to. I'll have to dig deep and push myself to the limit. They all have to know. They have to find the signs. If things are going to be set right again, they have to know!" From that moment on, Pinkamena Diane Pie, better known as The Pink Party Pony 'Pinkie Pie,' was on a mission. But before she could do anything, the pink earth pony slowly climbed the stairs up to her room, quietly closed the door behind her, laid down in her soft, pink covered bed, and wept until the next morning.

(To Be Continued)

FoE Parody: LotE - 05 - New Discovery

Fallout Equestria [Parody]: Legend of the Earthbound

By: Plot Twist of Neighpon

Chapter 05: New Discovery (Semi-Clop near end)

August 11th
8:54PM
Canterlot, Equestria

Moondancer was doing her final rounds in the library. The cream colored unicorn used her magic to put away books left out by other students, pick up trash, stow seats under tables, and lock up doors. It wasn't until she made it to the Ancient History section when she noticed a light around the corner. "Oh great. I swear these ponies are going to get banned from using this place if they don't have the simple common decency to put out reading lamps after they're done using them." The sixteen year old mare walked towards the area and turned the corner, only to find that instead of a burning lamp, there was a large, flickering circle of light coming from the wall. And inside the circle was a kaleidoscope of colors. A telltale sign of a portal. "What the... What is this even doing here? And where does it go?" She looked around to see various books on pony evolution and anatomy but no names were attached to them. Moondancer pondered who would make a portal to leave the library, or even enter it, but then pushed the thought away as she needed to think about what to do with it. Who knew what would come through if it stayed open. Should she notify a teacher about this? That may take a while seeing that it's very late at night and nopony's here. Maybe she could close it herself now and notify the right ponies in the morning. "Yes. That sounds like a great idea. I should be able to do this." Her horn lit up in a glow of light purple magic as she focused on the portal. "I just need to find the frequency... and match my magic to it..." Her bushy brows furrowed in concentration as her magic surrounded the sphere. "And... got it! Hmm. It seems the maximum time limit was running out on this portal anyway. But I should still close it now. Huh? What's this feeling I'm getting from the portal? It... doesn't feel right. It's as if it's not of this world. But that's impossible. Could it be that it leads to another world? If I were to go through, especially now, I may be trapped wherever it comes out. Maybe if I memorize the portal's magical signature, I could create the portal again! I don't have time to take notes now. I'll just try to remember it. But right now, this thing is unstable. I need to close it. And I need to stop talking out loud to myself all the time.” As moondancer activated her magic to undo the portal, there was a yell from somewhere inside the sphere. She stopped as she looked around the area and then inside the portal. There was an object moving very fast towards her. Moondancer barely had enough time to dodge out of the way as the object was shot out of the portal like a cannon, causing it to slam against the far wall and slump to the ground. A few seconds later, the portal itself popped out of existence.

Moondancer, who had ducked under a table for cover, peered over to the wall to see... Lyra Heartstrings. She looked battered and blood trickled out of her mouth from the impact. She wasn't moving and looked like she was barely breathing. Moondancer rushed to her in confusion. "Lyra? Lyra!? Wake up! Are you alright? Wake up!" Lyra didn't respond in any way. Moondancer checked for a pulse and found that it was there but weak. "Don't worry, Lyra. I'll get you to the hospital as soon as I can." Slowly and carefully, Moondancer used her magic to levitate Lyra without causing more injury to her. In doing so, the red pendant Lyra was wearing around her neck slid off. Moondancer picked it up and noticed it was a voice recording gem.

And it was still recording.

Moondancer used her magic to stop the recording, making the red gem change to a bright blue, then looked at Lyra levitating within her magic. "First thing's first. Hospital...," she said, slipping the pendant in her bag as she started to run for the library entrance, "...and then we'll find out where she went and how she got there."

It took Moondancer almost ten minutes to get Lyra to the doctors. But luckily the doctors were able to be stabilize her though she was still unconscious. They wrapped her head and parts of her body in bandages, then gave her medicine to help her rest. Moondancer stayed until the doctors told her Lyra was okay and sleeping soundly. Moondancer later walked to her simple home and breathed a sigh of relief. She looked at the clock which read 1:37AM. It had already been a long night but... She took out Lyra's recording gem from her saddle bag to look at it. "Something tells me I should make some coffee." As she walked into her kitchen, she used her magic to activate the gem. The gem's color changed to a shiny green as sound came from within it.

"Ahem. Testing... testing. This is Lyra Heartstrings. The time is... seven PM sharp. This voice log will contain notes for my thesis on Earth Pony History called 'Why Earth Ponies are called Earth Ponies.' I'm about to try a spell here in the Canterlot library to help locate the information I need quicker. If the book or books I need are here, then the spell should either bring me the books or lead me to them. Pause recording..."

By now, Moondancer had her mug of hot coffee in her magic and walked into her living area which she also used as a study. She put the mug of coffee down onto a table and sat on a soft cushion. She took off her thick black rimmed glasses and set them next to the mug as she brushed her rust-colored mane with a purple stripe out of her eyes.

"Lyra Heartstrings' voice log continued. I've cast the spell. But something happened. Somehow I've created a portal. I wasn't expecting this. Maybe it will lead me to the books I need. From the looks of it, I think it's safe to go in. At least it looks stable enough. Well, if I plan to get anything done with my thesis, I need to see where this portal leads me. I hope it'll just take me to another place with books rather than just to the middle of nowhere. The last thing I need is to get lost. From the power signature coming from the portal, it should stay open for almost two hours. That should give me all the time I need to find what I'm looking for. I'm going in now." ----- "No problems so far. It feels kinda warm in here. At least I can tell which way is forwards and backwards. Wait... I see an orange light up ahead. Is that a fire? Oh my! Did I set something on fire? Okay, okay. Don't panic. Um, um... Gotta put the fire out. Okay, I got it. I'm casting an ice spell to cover the area. That'll be quicker than using water." ----- "Whew. Much better. Okay, I'm at the other end of the por... WHOA! Falling! What in Celestia...! Um, ahh! Levitation!!"

Sweat dripped down Moondancer's forehead. "What did Lyra get herself into!?" She felt as if she was reading the best action book ever. Her heart was beating fast and chills ran down her spine. "Oooh! The excitement is getting to me. What happened?" She seemed to question the gem as if the gem itself was Lyra. But in a moment, the recording continued.

"Lyra Heartstrings' voice log continued. This thing better be recording. Ahem. I've just completed the last spell. And it seems the portal has worked successfully even though I wasn't expecting that fire. My location is unknown at this time but I'm sure it's not Equestria....."

And for the next hour, Moondancer overheard the interactions between the Equestrian unicorn Lyra Heartstrings... and the Earthling John Stone. She heard the threats. Heard the jokes. Heard human-pony differences. She also heard the kisses, the cries of passion, and the love confessions. Moondancer was stunned. Lyra had traveled to another world called Earth and fell in love with an alien being! "More. I need to know more!!" she shouted as she stood up to get quill and parchment, but noticed that she wasn't in the best condition to do so quite yet. After paying very close attention to the love making, Moondancer had gotten a bit wet between her hind legs. "Um, okay. Need to clop first. Then I'll get more information." She quickly trotted to her bedroom and searched around for... "Ah! There you are." A pile of books in the far corner of the room hid the vertically striped lavender and purple object. She picked it up in her magic as she made her way onto the bed. "Hey there, Sparky. It's been a while. I really need you tonight. Do you miss me? I know I missed you. You should take more time away from the Princess and visit me more." With a massive blush covering her cheeks, she laid face down on the bed with her rump in the air. "Can you see how I've ached for you? Can you see how wet I am after finding out our schoolmate Lyra found love on an alien world and got the rutting of a lifetime? Do you know what was so special about his species? They could rut for hours instead of just a couple of minutes! You could rut me like that if you wanted. You can just ask me," she whispered to the floating dildo representation of her obsession. "Or you can just take me wherever you want." She then used her magic to slam Sparky deep within her folds. The sounds of her wetness echoed around the room as the dildo plunged in and out of her through the rest of the night. "Yes! Yes! Just like that! Ah! Do it! Take me, Twi! Take me hard!"

(To Be Continued)

FoE Parody:LotE - 06 - Traction

Fallout Equestria [Parody]: Legend of the Earthbound

By: Plot Twist of Neighpon

Chapter 06: Traction

August 12th
Canterlot

Lyra awoke in her hospital bed with a headache from Tartarus. She groaned as looked around but no one was in the room with her. She tested her limbs and found them still attached to her body which was good. Then she tried using her magic which caused her to yell out due to the increased pain from the headache. Looking to a nearby window, it seemed to be late morning. She noticed suddenly that she was kinda hungry and was about to ring for a nurse when her room door opened.

"Oh! You're awake," said the nurse who just happened to be bringing breakfast in for Lyra. "I should get the doctor and have him take a look at you again." The light brown earth mare was about to turn for the door before Lyra called to her.

"Um, how long have I been here?" Lyra asked, afraid to hear the answer.

"Well, your friend from the school... Moondancer, was it? She brought you here last night saying you had a magic incident. The doctor noticed you were suffering from light magic burnout. Other than that, you had some bruises on your body and a huge lump on your head. Do you remember hitting your head on anything?"

"Remember... hitting my... head... Argh!" Lyra cried out again as the pain hit her. But she couldn't remember anything from last night other than being in the library.

"Oh my. You should just try to eat a little something, take some medicine, and get some rest. I'll get the doctor to check you out again."

Lyra breathed a sigh of relief once the pain lessened. "Thank you, nurse... um..." She strained to look at the name tag.

"Elaina. Nurse Elaina. I normally work with the pediatricians on another floor. I'm just covering for another nurse while she's on break."

"Nurse Elaina?" Lyra replied. "But your name tag says 'Milan--"

"It's Elaina," the nurse interrupted with a strained smile. "I'll go get the doctor now." With that, the nurse turned and left the room, leaving Lyra alone again.

'What happened? Why can't I remember anything? What magical accident did I have? Well, I'm glad Moonie was there to help me. Celestia knows what would have happened to me. I wonder how I got magic burnout?" Lyra pushed the questions out of her head for now as she picked at her breakfast. Fifteen minutes later, the doctor, a brown male donkey of rather older age and greyish mane, arrived with a chart laid across his back. The donkey trotted up to Lyra's bed and introduced himself.

"Well, hello there little filly. I'm Doctor Smartass. I know, I know, the name is funny. My mother hated me. But enough about that. Let's take a look at you. Shall we?" The doctor checked her limbs again for any fractures or dislocations. "How are you feeling this morning, hmm?"

"I've got a huge headache, Doc. And it seems I still can't use magic yet. Other than that, I think I'm okay. But for the life of me, I can't seem to remember what happened last night that caused all of this.

"Hmm?" The old donkey looked up past his reading glasses at her with a neutral stare. "It could be possible that the blunt force trauma you received may have caused some amnesia." He took Lyra's head in his hooves and checked the bandage wrapping as well as looking for evidence of concussion. "Perhaps with some rest over time, your memories will come back to you. In any case, it seems the medicine is doing it's job. I expect you to be out of here in about three days. Maybe sooner if you eat. You're still a growing girl," he commented as he looked at Lyra's half-eaten breakfast.

Lyra closed her eyes and sighed. "Great. Three days cooped up inside. Looks like I'm gonna be behind in my school work. I remember I was working on a thesis to turn in soon. But I can't remember what the subject or topic was. It just makes my head hurt."

"Then try not to think about it too much," the doctor chuckled. " Just focus on getting healed up and you'll be out of here in no time." Smartass walked to the door to exit. "I'll let the nurses know you can has visitors after 3PM today. So get some sleep for now." He then left the room with a short laugh.

'Huh? What was "can has visitors" all about?' Lyra pondered but pushed it to the side as she decided to try and sleep. She didn't wake up until almost 4:30PM when dinner was brought in by another nurse. This one being a large red unicorn wearing a white apron and nurses cap. She had a short cut, jet black mane, and wore a glass beaker filled with a green liquid as a cutie mark. Lyra also saw that she didn't look too happy to be here.

"Here ya go," said Nurse Tox, Lyra noticed from the name tag, as she dumped the dinner onto the table unceremoniously before turning for the door. Before leaving, Tox called out without looking back, "You got a visitor." Tox then left without another word.

Lyra looked at the door with a deadpan expression. 'How rude. But then again, I wouldn't want to be stuck in a place like this either.' She then looked at her dinner that was fit for a queen. But since Equestria didn't have a queen, no one knew how to make food for one. And this was the result of the effort. Half a hay-burger, mashed potatoes, apple juice, and cubed cherry gelatin. 'Yummy.' Just then, the door opened and Lyra's visitor trotted in. Moondancer looked as if she didn't sleep at all. Bags were showing under her eyes. Her mane was a mess. Well, messier than usual. She also seemed to be walking funny. Lyra knew Moonie had always been a hard worker when it came to school work. But perhaps the events of last night had pushed Moonie to her limits. "Moonie, are... you alright? You look..."

"What? Oh. Yes. I'm fine," Moonie said with a tired smile. "I was... just worried... about you. That's all." Moondancer eyes shifted left and right before she sat on a stool near Lyra's bed. "That's why I haven't slept. Yeah, that's it. I was worried."

Lyra smiled. "Sorry for worrying you so much. I'm better now thanks to you. I guess you kinda saved my life. What happened to me last night? I can't remember anything other than being in the library."

Moondancer's ears perked up as her eyes widened. "You don't remember!? You say you don't remember anything!?" Moonie had somehow closed the distance between herself and Lyra. Which made the other mare a little uncomfortable.

"Um, no." Lyra answered as she leaned away slightly. "All I know is that I was working on my thesis, and then I woke up in here," she said, gesturing to the hospital room. "The doctor says it may be a form of amnesia."

"Amnesia!?" Moondancer was mentally sweating bullets as her mind was racing a mile a minute. 'If she can't remember where she went and what she's done, could I use this to my advantage?' Moonie slid back down to the stool. "That's terrible, Lyra. I hope you get better soon. As for what happened...," again Moonie's mind went into overdrive, "...I was closing up the library when I found you against the wall unconscious. It looked like it was an explosion went off. Maybe it was a failed spell? You should know better than to try new spells on your own, Lyra." Moondancer held her breath to see if her version of the story was accepted.

Lyra thought hard, but not hard enough to make her head hurt again. She had a fuzzy memory of some old books. Did she try to learn a spell or something? Whatever happened, it went very wrong. "Ugh. You're right, Moonie. I should have had somepony there to help. What was I thinking?" Lyra facehoofed, then regretted it as she remembered the huge lump on her head. She winced at the pain before sighing. "The doctor said I'll be here for another three days or so to heal up. If you can, please let me know if there's anything else you can find on what happened." Lyra then scooped up her gelatin bowl with a hoof and downed it in one gulp. "I swear... The hospital is the only place I know that has cherry gelatin that doesn't have any kind of cherry flavor. Bleh."

Moondancer finally began to breathe again. Seeing that her lie worked, she wouldn't have to worry about Lyra getting in the way. Now she needed to think of a way to recreate the portal. But Lyra did it by accident by anchoring to a passing meteor. Moonie couldn't chance doing the same, thinking the same hunk of rock wouldn’t still be there or possibly under watchful eyes. What she needed was a link to John Stone, himself. Something of his to be able to make the connection. But Lyra didn't bring anything of his back in her hooves. She decided to take her leave then. "Alright. I'll let you know if anything else comes up. I'll also send word to your folks if you want me to. Um, do you want me to tell anyone else you're here? I'm sure Minuette and the rest would like to see you."

"Yeah. That would be great. Thanks Moonie."

Moonie smiled and looked at Lyra one last time before leaving. She took in Lyra's size and mentally imagined the size and length of the alien John Stone's huge member deep inside of her. 'That's... that's incredibly big. Maybe more than twice the size of Sparky,' Moonie thought. But then her eyes lit up as the answer she was looking for came to her. 'By Celestia! That's it! I could use that for the signature location spell!' "No problem. I'll get on it," she stifled a yawn, "right after I get some rest. See you soon." Moondancer had just left the room when she was stopped by one of the nurses.

"Excuse me, are you Moondancer, the friend of Lyra Heartstrings?" the nurse asked.

Moondancer looked left and right before nervously turning back to the brown mare. "Um, yes. Is there a problem?" She shifted her weight from hoof to hoof as she noticed the nurse with serious a expression on her face.

"I'm Nurse Elaina. I heard from the early shift that you brought in the patient to have her treated. I had just gotten updated news of Ms. Heartstrings' condition but wasn't sure if I should tell her. It might be a bit much for her."

'Elaina? But her name tag says... Oh, forget it. I don't have time for this.' "Lyra said she had amnesia, but may clear up after some time."

The nurse looked saddened. "I'm sorry. But it seems after getting back last night's test results, it seems the amnesia is permanent. Whatever memories she has forgotten, she will never recover."

Moondancer couldn't decide if she wanted to cheer or cry. It was truly devastating news to hear. But in reality, this information would help her tremendously. She began to tap her hoof to a four-count beat as she looked back to the nurse to give her opinion. "I think it may be best to have Lyra believe her memories will come back over time. But because only a couple of hours were lost, she may just not worry about it too much and forget the issue all together."

Elaina seemed to ponder the idea. "Yes. I believe you're right. You seem to know your friend well. Alright then. We'll go with that story. It's for the best."

Moondancer couldn't believe her luck. This was working way too well in her favor. So much that she thought she could push that luck a little further. "Another thing you should do is give Lyra a nice sedative to help her sleep since she has a hard time sleeping. Then while she's asleep, you could use that time to gather semen samples from her womb and put it into a glass vial for me to study. Because... reasons."

Elaina seemed to ponder the idea. "Yes. I believe you're right. I should get on that right away. It's for the best.

"Oh, one other thing. I believe you should pose in Milf Mares Magazine. With a flank like that, all the stallions, as well as some mares, would go wild for you. You would be rich and famous," Moondancer said with a grin.

Elaina seemed to ponder the idea. "Yes. I believe you're right. I should get on that right away. It's for the best." The nurse then walked away to Lyra's room, humming to herself.

Moondancer laughed to herself. 'Ha! Those NPC's (Nurse Pony Characters) are way too easy. All you have to do is pretend you're about to go into a 'heart song' and they run on autopilot. Now to get some rest before I get to work.'

(To Be Continued)

FoE Parody: LotE - 07 - Taking a Trip

Fallout Equestria [Parody]: Legend of the Earthbound

By: Plot Twist of Neighpon

Chapter 07: Taking a Trip

August 18, 1999
Osaka, Japan; Earth

"Attention passengers. This is your Captain speaking from the cockpit. Because that’s where I pilot the airplane. Ha ha. Just a little flight humor there. You're currently on flight 2-5-8-A headed from Osaka to London, with our final stop in Baltimore. Those traveling on to other locations will need to transfer to other flights from there. Thank you for flying with us."

It was Wednesday night. Exactly one week after meeting Lyra Heartstrings, the magical unicorn pony from another world. He was still the only person who knew of the incident of that day. And no one really talked much about the meteor in the park. In fact, some were saying they were going to keep it there as a tourist attraction. John didn't care. He had other things on his mind. He had to prepare himself for a special trip in another week. A trip to Lyra's home world of Equis. John Stone had just finished his five day vacation in Japan. Before, his goal was to go crazy and buy rare animated shows and movies. But instead, he simply toured at least five major cities and a couple of smaller towns during bullet train stops, taking in the culture, the people, and the history. This way, he could save more money to better prepare for his Equestria trip.

During a short stop in a town just outside of Kyoto to visit a shrine, John came across an old shop that sold various trinkets and toys. Most of the items there seemed old, worn, but still usable. But one item caught John's eye. He has seen plenty of Japanese swords while on his trip throughout the country, and he had passed them up without a second glance. Nothing special or unique. But this particular sword, a blue Katana, for some reason, really grabbed his attention. Taking a closer look, he saw that the handle was made of a pure white ivory, had various designs of feathers engraved into it, and was wrapped with thin strips of leather. The blade, the part that wasn't halfway hidden by it's midnight blue scabbard, seemed of very high quality and also had an engraving down the sides of it; more feathers and some stars. John had heard from his dojo master that sword engravings weren't there to make it look pretty, but to either alter or improve the balance or strength of the blade. John reached out and picked up the beautiful sword. Once his hand touched the handle, he felt the smallest prick of static go through him. It reminded him of when Lyra used that one spell to locate him inside the dumpster he was hiding in. He removed the scabbard, making the silver metal ring slightly. The ringing seemed to speak to his soul as if saying, 'Hello, old friend. I've been waiting for you to return.' Upon an even closer look he saw that there was an extra engraving right at the base of the blade where it meets the hand guard. He knew the writing was in Japanese but couldn't read the more complex characters of the language. But if anything, he marveled at the supreme balance of the sword. It's simply felt... right... in his hand. As if it was for his hand. But unfortunately, the price tag wasn't for his wallet. It was no wonder the sword had been in the shop for so long. No one here would have that much money to afford such an item.

John replaced the sword in it's scabbard and placed it back upon it's display rack. He was about to turn and leave when the store owner, a short and ancient looking man with almost no hair on his head and face but plenty on his eyebrows, seemed to have appeared next to him out of nowhere without a sound. His wrinkled face had a small smile as he stroked his hairless chin and looked John up and down. Though he looked old, John could almost sense a youthful spirit within him. Thinking he may have done something wrong by touching the merchandise, John began to apologize in the native tongue. "< I'm sorry for touching the sword. I did not mean to offend. >"

The old man's eyes widened at John's ability to speak the language quite well. As with most people in Japan who see foreigners, they usually don't expect the newcomer to know how to speak Japanese. Therefore a foreigner who takes the time to learn the language is a sign of great respect. A sly smile crossed the old man's face. "< It looks like you like my wares. Does this sword call to you? >"

John wondered if he heard the old man right. Maybe his mind was translating funny. It could be that he really asked if the sword interested him. "< Um, yes. It's very interesting. It has a nice feel to it and the designs are beautiful. >" The subject reminded him of something and he decided to ask. "< What is this mark here at the hilt? I can't read Kanji. Sorry. >"

"< That phrase there on that side of the blade is 'Harmony,' >" the man said, not taking his eyes off of John. "< This sword has a long history of being a defender of Harmony. When wielded by the right... individual... it has the ability to end hatred and sadness, and can restore Hope. >"

John thought his ears weren't working right, or that the dialect of this area of Japan was difficult to understand. 'Defender of Harmony? Able to end hatred and sadness? That doesn't sound like a sword's function. What about felling foes or striking down enemies from afar? Hmm. But... why do I feel so in tune with this sword?' John thought to himself as he stared at the beautiful Katana.

"< You travel long way. Yes? >" the old man asked John suddenly.

John's attention was drawn back to the old man. "< Yes. I have traveled a long way to get here. And I expect to make another long trip to another place very soon. >" Of course John wasn't going to say he was planning to head to another planet with magical ponies. But from looking at the store owner, it almost seemed like... he already knew.

There was a gleam in the old man's eye as if he understood everything. He then reached up and took the sword down from the shelf and walked to the counter at the storefront.

John was confused. As much as he liked the sword, he didn't have the money to purchase it. And he tried to explain that fact to the old man. "< Sir, I can not buy. Not enough money to buy. >"

"No problem. I give you discount. I sell to you... for..." The man peered at the sword with one eye for a moment before looking back to John. "How about seven American dollars?"

"Seven dollars!? For this sword? Not just the scabbard, right? Just seven dollars?" John rushed to get his wallet out of his pocket. He knew a good deal when he heard it and wasn't going to argue about it. John noticed he didn't have smaller bills due to exchanging most of his money for local Yen. But he did have a ten dollar bill. He pulled it out and set it down on the wooden counter. "This is the smallest I have in American money. You can keep the change if you'd like," John said with a smile.

The old man looked at the money and then back to John. "< Generosity... >" he whispered to himself.

John looked worried. "< Um, is everything alright? >"

The old man smiled and wiped his eyes. "< It is yours. Always keep it with you, never leave it's side, and it will serve others well. >" The old man then took the money from the counter and walked to the back of the store with the sword. He came back a moment later with the sword wrapped up for travel. "< May your trip be magical. >"

John took the sword in his hands once again. But this time it was truly his to keep. He felt a sense of pride and honor well up within him. "" John then looked at his watch and saw he had very little time before his train left for the next town. He hurried out of the store.

The old man watched him leave through the door with a smile. "It's about damn time. I was thinking I made that sword for nothing. So the events are beginning back there. He may or may not be one of them. But he can at least try to search for them and keep the balance." The old man sighed. "I'm too old for this. Wait... I've said that before. In that case, I must really be too old for this." The old man laughed and slowly walked to the rear of the store as a long beard began to quickly grow on his once hairless chin.

John looked both ways before crossing the street in front of him. He still couldn't believe the deal he got on the sword. He didn't believe the old man was crazy. Or was he? John looked back at the store... .......... 'Huh? What! The! Fuck!? It's gone!!' Yes. The store John just walked out of wasn't there anymore. Because... reasons. John made sure he didn't walk further than he thought and looked up and down the street. There was no sign that the old store even existed. John then checked to see if the sword was still in his possession. Wrapped in the thick cloth was the sword in all it's glory. Deciding not to dwell on it now, John raced to the station to catch his train.

That was a day ago. Now John was on his way back to his home in Texas. He sat in his seat on the plane with the sword in his arms. He decided to name the sword "Seiban," which was a way to say 'seven'; the cost of the sword in dollars, and the way the number sounds in a Japanese tongue. And why would John carry a sword on a major airline? Because Japan is super-duper awesome and they had better laws about certain items on planes during those years. And also... reasons. Remember it's 1999! Don't you miss those days? I know I do. In any case, John wondered if he would ever use the sword. He wasn't expecting to go into great bloody battles anytime soon. He could use it for practice. He could definitely show it to Lyra next week. Once the plane got off the ground and reached its cruising altitude, the 'fasten seatbelt' light went off and John took that time to use the restroom. It was going to be a long trip so he wanted to get that part over with. Taking the wrapped sword with him, he traveled to the rear of the seating area and found an open stall. Once inside, he took a look at himself in the mirror. Dressed for the trip in a loose white buttoned-down long sleeve shirt made of a heavy material and black military-style cargo pants, he felt he shouldn't have to change clothing once he got home. Looking down at the sword in his hand, he began to wonder what really happened to the store and the old man. 'Come to think of it,' he pondered, 'didn't he speak English for a short time? I was so caught up in the moment that it snuck by me. In any case, once I get the chance, I need to really examine this sword to find out it's true history.'

*BUMP!*

"Huh? What was...?"

*BUMP! BA-BUMP!*

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. The 'fasten seatbelt' light is now on. We're experiencing some heavy turbulence at this time. Please remain in your seats until further notice. Thank you."

'Oh joy. Just what I've always wanted,' John thought sarcastically. 'I better use this thing and get on back to the seat.' John sighed and began to undo his pants. 'I hate being rushed.' Just then, the plane hit a heavy patch of air, almost causing John to lose his balance. 'Whoa. That could have hurt.' John looked around and found his sword on the floor. Picking it up, John made the decision to wait until later for the restroom. Unfortunately, the restroom had other plans for John Stone as a vacuum could be felt just under him. John looked back at the toilet and saw a circle of purple colored light with many mixed colors within. A portal. In the toilet. That wasn't the bad part, of course. The bad part was that the portal was dragging John in. "You gotta be kidding me! Did it have to be a toilet!?" John grabbed hold to the sink but it did no good as his grip began to slip. "Lyra, it better be a good reason you're dragging me through a toilet! I'm not taking responsibility for my actions once I'm on the other side covered in poooooop!"

That was the last anyone saw or heard from John Stone as he was completely sucked into the portal as if he was falling through a manhole. He looked up and saw the opening he passed through disappear. Looking down he saw more colors and no opening. 'How do these things work from the inside," John quickly asked himself. 'And how do I stop from falling!?' Suddenly, as if to answer him, the portal curved outwards to level itself out horizontally and he came to a sliding stop on his butt, his sword stopping next to him. 'Ouch. Now I know how Luke Skywalker felt in Empire Strikes Back. Well, I guess that's one problem solved. So, now what?'

At that same time in Equestria...

Moondancer was ready. She had everything she needed to track down the Earthling John Stone and create a portal to him. Lyra had been released from the hospital a few days earlier and was still ignorant of what really happened in the library. It was for the best. She double checked her supplies in her saddle bags. If she was going to stay on this other planet for a couple of days, she wanted to be ready for anything. She packed a survival guide, a book on non-magical healing, an atlas, a new recording gem, a small amount of bits and non-magical gems, water canteens, her favorite sweater, food rations, and, of course, Sparky. Because... reasons. She adjusted her thick glasses, locked all her doors and windows, and faced one of the bare walls near her study. She began to channel her magic on the wall to open the portal. Then she used her magic to pick up and open the small glass vial containing John's semen sample and added it to the magic of the portal. She felt the magic of the portal shift slightly as it created a link to it's target. Her heart beat faster as the portal finally opened to reveal it's many colors. 'Yes!,' she thought to herself. 'I've recreated the portal to the Human's planet! Twilight would be proud of me for pulling this off. So, I wonder how this John Stone will actually look? I guess I'll find out when I get there and meet him.' Moondancer walked towards the portal and was about to go through when she noticed a vacuum coming from it. 'Huh? That doesn't seem right. Portals shouldn't have vacuums. Nngh! It's dragging me in. But I can't close it now or else I'll lose this chance. Grrr! I won’t give up on my dream! I’ll show Equestria this new human species. And with my achievement, Twilight will be sure to return my love!' With that thought, Moondancer let herself be sucked into the portal.

(To Be Continued)

FoE Parody: LotE - 09 - Birth of a Legend

Fallout Equestria [Parody]: Legend of the Earthbound

By: Plot Twist of Neighpon

Chapter 09: Birth of a Legend

“< Defend the caravan! >”

John froze. He could easily tell the voice was male. But that wasn't what made his eyes pinpricks. The only thing going through his mind was, 'They're speaking Japanese!? I thought we were in Equestria!' John did his best to gather himself. Moondancer needed help. John saw that she had a glow around her, some sort of shield, he hoped. But who knows how long it would last. He began to jog towards her. "Moonie! Get behind me!"

Moonie, who was taking quick glances behind herself to see the weapon wielding ponies catching up to her slowly, mentally promised herself that if she got out of this alive she would get more exercise. "Run John! They have arrows and swords and... and..." Another arrow flew closely past her to land to her left side. "AHHHHHHHH!!" Somehow she found it in herself to get more speed out of her tired legs.

John rested his left hand on the hilt of the sword as he caught up to Moonie. She flew past him going in the other direction and had no intention of stopping. He took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and grasped the sword's handle in his right hand. He could hear the hoofsteps of the other ponies getting near. His Kendo training fresh in his head, he positioned himself into a defensive stance and opened his eyes.

"< What is that thing? >" John heard one of the attackers, a bowmen he guessed, yell out.

"< Don't underestimate it, >" said the unicorn leader. "< Try not to get too close. Archers, shoot in unison on my mark! Ready... Now! >"

John saw how battle worn and injured they all were. He didn't want to hurt any of them. But they did attack first even if they were just protecting others. Regardless, he almost laughed as he heard all of their battle plans from the leader. So quickly, they broke the first rule of war. 'Never let your enemy know how you're attacking.' Two launched arrows flew towards him. A scene from the anime Ninja Scroll came to mind as thought this would be a cool time to recreate it... If he could pull it off, that is. With what seemed to be practiced ease, John quickly drew Seiban right as the arrows reached him. There was the sound of wood being crushed and sliced as Seiban made little work of the arrows.

The attacking ponies stopped in their tracks as they saw this bi-pedal creature shrug off their attack with almost no effort. The creature simply stood there with it's sword lowered. It didn't seem interested in attacking them, but looked very ready for a fight. As the unicorn leader was about to command the others to surround the unusual creature, it spoke.

"< Good day to you. I mean you no harm and I don't want to fight you. And I'm sorry about my unicorn friend. The only thing we wanted is to know where we are and where the nearest town was. Can you help us? >" John, in good faith, sheathed his sword and waited for a reply. But then he remembered something he saw in the anime Ranma ½. "< Oh, I really should introduce myself first. My name is John Stone. My friend is Moondancer. >" John looked behind him to see Moonie hiding just over the hill.

The caravan guards didn't move. They looked at each other, not knowing what to do or say though the ones with swords kept their guard up. After a minute, the leader finally walked to the front of the pack of guards while keeping a good distance from this creature that somehow knew their language. "< What are you and why are you here? >" the stallion asked loudly.

John, happy to know that it really was actually Japanese they spoke, did his best to explain without giving out too much information. "" John began to relax more. It's good that they were interested in talking instead of fighting. He wasn't sure if he could take on five ponies at one time.

The unicorn swordspony pondered what the 'human' said. He still wasn't sure if it should be trusted. But he came from a family that respects honor. And so far this human has shown quite a bit in just a short time. And it was time he should do the same. He used his magic to lower his sword but did not sheath it. "< Human John Stone, my name is Tettei, leader of the Tetsu-Fu. >" Tettei bowed before he looked to his companions and turning back to John. "< Please excuse us. We were doing our jobs by protecting our caravan. If you mean no harm to the caravan, we shall leave you in peace. >"

John bowed in return and smiled. "< We truly mean you no harm at all. All we want are directions to a town. >" He turned again to Moonie's hiding spot. "Come on down, Moondancer. We are safe for now.”

Moonie slowly rose up and walked to hide behind John's back. She had been scared out of her wits. "Who are they and why did they try to kill me? And how are you talking to them? I don't understand them at all."

"Somehow, the second language I learned on my planet is the same as the language here. Wherever 'here' is," John replied. "As for why they were shooting at you, they were protecting that caravan..." John was gesturing to the caravan that had gotten pretty far ahead on the road when he saw the chaos. The caravan was being attacked. "< Oh no! >" He made a quick decision and turned to Moondancer. "You must stay here. Don't leave this spot, you hear me? I'll be back." With that, John took off at a sprint to the caravan.

Tettei turned in the direction the human ran in and saw the attack. "< Tetsu-Fu! To arms! Save the caravan! Kunai and Ranchi, flank from the sides! Meiyo and Bijin, find cover that's in your range and attack as soon as you can! >"

"< What about that human creature? >" the archer Meiyo asked. "< It may only get in our way. How can you trust it so easily. >"

"" The others acknowledged the order and went into action.

John had a small lead on the group. In his mind, he wondered exactly what he was getting himself into. But in a way, it was his and Moonie's fault that the caravan was left unguarded for too long. He had to make things right. He just hoped he wasn't too late.

The caravan ponies were doing their best to protect itself using what they had on hoof; rocks, wood, sticks, and spare supplies. John reached the last of the wagons as one of the fifteen or so attacking ponies, a brown sword wielding earth pony, also reached it. The pony turned to see some new bi-pedal creature right on top of it. It would have taken too much time to draw their sword, so they tried to dodge the creature's attack.

But John had the advantage. His quickness got him close enough to lay a right-handed punch square to the pony's jaw, sending it flying across the road. They landed unconscious as John then drew his sword with the same hand. "< Stay down, >" John said as he looked for the next enemy. He found a second pony forty yards away with a single-shot musket. 'Oh, great,' John thought to himself as he made a beeline to the gunpony. They were still reloading as John approached and didn't see him coming in time. John let out a battle cry as Seiban came down upon the pony... and sliced completely through the musket. John then used a back swing towards the pony's head. With a twist of his hand, the flat of the sword slammed into the side of the pony's face. The pony slumped down in a heap. By now, John was getting a lot of attention from both the attacking ponies as well as the ponies from the caravan. John looked around for the next target. But the next target found him. A dull-white unicorn with a scimitar charged at him. John brought his sword up in defense. Both swords rang across the battlefield as they met.

"< Die you miserable mutant beast! >" the attacking pony yelled as it put more magic into the sword's downforce.

John's mind did some quick thinking again and noticed a possible weakness with these sword wielding unicorns. While using their magic to hold the attacking sword, they can't seem to do much else. John smiled at his opponent. ""

The pony flew into rage as it yelled back at the creature. "< How dare you mock me, dog! I'll cut you into-- Urk! >" The pony's words were cut off suddenly as John slammed his free left fist into the gut of the pony. John followed up with a roundhouse kick to it's face, sending the pony flying five yards back.

Breathing fresh air again and trying not to puke from the pony's horrid breath, he looked to see one of the caravan guards having to deal with two enemies at once. John raced to assist but before he got there, an arrow pierced one of the foes through their neck, felling them. The other attacker, distracted by their comrade going down, didn't see the guardpony's sword as it sliced through his jugular. 'Whoa. These guys are playing for keeps. I wonder if just knocking them out is a good idea,' John pondered. Just then he heard a scream from somewhere behind him. Looking back, he saw another guard pony, the mare archer, being harassed by yet another sword wielding enemy. John leapt into action. Going back to the knocked out pony he kicked, he picked up the pony's sword with his left hand and threw it towards the attacker. Being right handed, John knew he wouldn't land a hit. But the throw was close enough to get the attacker's attention. That meant he earned the time he needed to get into position.

This new opponent was a larger grayish colored earth pony stallion. He may have the strength but he was slower than the others by far. But that didn't mean he wasn't formidable. He saw the strange new creature coming at him and smiled. "< Come at me, demon! Meet my sword and die with honor! YAHH!! >" There was a yelp from the archer mare as the grey pony notched his sword within his fetlock, reared up, and charged at full speed at the 'demon.'

The move almost took John by surprise as the pony came at him on it's hind legs. John looked frantically for a weakness but didn't see one at the moment. He switched to a defensive position as the pony's sword sliced through the air at his head. John blocked the blow, but the force knocked him back a few steps. And yet the pony advanced, his swings landing hard against John's Seiban.

"< Hahaha! You are no swordmaster! You will die and be returned to Tartarus, demon creature! >" the strong pony yelled out as his attacks got faster and stronger.

John blocked every blow. But even he was getting worn out. He needed to end this quickly. He thought of how the Martial Artist Bruce Lee would handle this situation. He remembered how Lee fought a larger opponent and was mad that it took him three minutes to win the fight. John needed to use his opponents attributes to his own advantage. That's when he noticed it. With every swing the pony made, the swing itself was used to counter-balance himself while on his hind legs. John didn't want to do what he was about to do, but went into action at the next swing. The pony's sword came down for an overhead strike. John dove to his own right side as the pony's sword missed him. The heavy pony lost his balance as expected and landed on all four hooves. Before they could react, John, who was still in motion from the dodge, went with an upswing with his sword which sliced from the pony's shoulder to the upper back like butter. Blood exploded from the pony as it went down. John covered his eyes to avoid the blood fountain.

The archer mare ran up to John to check on him. "< Are you alright? Are you hurt? >" She didn't want to get too close to him but was close to hear him reply.

"< I'm... okay. Are you okay? What happened? >" John asked as he caught his breath.

The mare looked away embarrassed. "" She looked back to the human. "< You are a great fighter. Thank you for saving me. I am... in your debt, human. My name is Meiyo, >" she said with a high, chipmunk-like voice and a small bow towards John.

John looked at the blue and black colored mare for a moment. She looked a little worse for wear. She had been through a lot, if her previous wounds said anything. But she also had a determined never-give-up look on her face. And if she were cleaned up a bit, she would be kinda cute as well. Ack! There it was again! John shook his head to get the thoughts out. "< Well met, Maiyo. Well, if you have no weapons or arrows, do what you can for the caravan. Check for any wounded or help the medics if you have them here. I'll try to get rid of the other attackers. >" John got up and was about to head out when Meiyo cried out.

"< Why!? >"

John turned to look at Meiyo. "< What? >"

"< Why are you doing this? Why are you helping us? We've done nothing for you. We've gave nothing to you. And yet you risk your life to battle for... no... battle with us. >" Meiyo looked to the human whose name she couldn't remember. She was confused to say the least. In this land, no one did such things for free.

John went to one knee and gave her a tired smile. "< Ask me again once the battle is over. >" He then stood and ran back into the fight, leaving a stunned Meiyo to stand alone.

The battle didn't last much longer as the other guards, along with John, managed to repel the other attackers. Once the last enemy was dispatched and the three ponies that John knocked out were tied up, all of the ponies from the caravan rallied on the lead wagon. Moondancer caught up to John, looking rather green in the face with all the death and bloodshed around her. She kept looking at John to give her some sense of normalcy, if she were to call a bipedal alien from another world 'normal.' "What just happened? You took off to help them. And then I saw you fight like... like you were born for it! And then I saw you... kill that one pony! How... how could you do such a thing so easily?"

John sighed. "Believe me, it wasn't easy. I've never killed anyone before. I didn't want to do it. But I really didn't have a choice. It was either me or him." John looked down to Moonie. "You stayed out of the fight, right? You didn't get hurt anywhere?"

Moonie stopped walking and stared at John. "How can you ask about me when you're the one who was fighting? Aren't you worried or care about yourself at all?"

John looked back to her. "Someone gave me some good advice long ago. They told me that a strong man stands up for himself. But a stronger man stands up for others. I admit it's kind of a code I like to live by. Or try to, at least." He looked towards the front of the caravan. "Come on. Let's find out what we can."

John and Moonie made it to the lead wagon and met with Tettei and Meiyo. All eyes were on him. That wasn't unexpected considering he was the odd one here. Some of the caravan ponies backed away from him in fear. "< Is everyone alright in the caravan? Any major injuries? >" John ask both guard ponies.

Tettei looked at John with a grim face. He then kneeled down in a deep bow. He was soon followed by Meiyo and the other guardponies. They started a chain reaction as all of the ponies around him bowed down in respect to him.

John got extremely nervous as he looked around himself. "< Uh... What's going on? >" John asked to anyone still listening. Moondancer looked just as confused as he was.

It was then that an older looking mare approached John. She was a green earth pony with a bright yellow mane and an image of a red heart with white dove wings as a cutie mark. She walked with an aire of... 'leadership?' No. 'Responsibility' would be a better word to describe her. It seemed she held the weight of the world on her tired shoulders. She was followed by two younger-looking earth mares; one yellow with a dark orange mane and a heart covered paper fan as a cutie mark, the other green and also had an orange mane, but had an image of a white bamboo sword through a blue heart for her cutie mark. All three stopped in front of John and dipped their heads slightly in a bow. "< Noble one, I am the Elder of this humble group, >" said the older mare. "< My name is Dere. And these are my daughters, Danmari and Tsun, >" she said as she gestured to the younger mares behind her. "< Thank you for assisting us. If not for you, we may have had loss of life. By what title do you go by, young warrior? >"

John bowed in greeting and gestured for Moonie to do the same. "" John glanced to the side to see Meiyo watching closely. "< As for assisting, I only did what I could to help. It was our fault that your guards were distracted. Please forgive us. We mean you no ill will. >"

Dere smiled. "< But surely you did not have to get involved in such a battle. We are unknown to you and your friend. Why would you risk your own safety for strangers? >"

John laughed and shook his head. "< One of your guards asked me the same earlier. My answer is this. >" John sighed and closed his eyes as if to pause for a dramatic effect. "< Why not? >"

The Elder was confused, as were the others around her. There were plenty of dumbfounded looks on all their faces. "< Eh? I don't understand. >"

"< It's simple, really, >" John replied with a confident smile. "< To me, there's no such things as 'strangers.' Only friends I haven't met yet. >"

The confused look on Dere slowly turned into a smile, and then a full grin as she began to laugh out loud. "< You are a strange one, John Stone. But again we thank you for your help. We do not have much for food or supplies, but please take what you need for your travels. >"

"< No. >"

And once again, Dere was stunned. "< Eh!? Why not? You have earned this much for helping us. You should at least... >" Moondancer was looking back and forth to the older mare and John, confused as the rest of them but for different reasons.

"< No. All my friend and I need is some information about where we are and directions to the nearest town. We do not want to be a burden to you. >"

Dere was truly awed by such a simple request. "< You are too humble, John Stone. If it is all you desire from us... >" She turned to the guardponies. "< Tettei, please give them the information they need. And if they would accept, they can ride with us to our destination, if it's a town they need. >" Dere turned back to John. "< I must take my leave at this time to get the caravan back on schedule. Please go with Tettei. I will send my daughters with you. If you have questions, they will be able to give you some answers in my stead. >" Dere then bowed in respect before leaving.

John bowed in return. "" John turned to Moondancer who looked very out of the loop. He quickly caught her up on what was happening as well as some of the names of the traveling ponies as they followed Tettei, Meiyo, Tsun, and Danmari to board the fourth wagon. Once there, Meiyo seemed eager to volunteer the information.

"< Our caravan is heading to the capital, Tokyoats. Although we are behind schedule, we should get there before late night, >" Meiyo said as if being a tour guide.

John thought about the closeness of the city's name to his world's Tokyo, and compared it to what Lyra had told him about some Equestrian cities and how they were almost parallel to Earth’s. "< Okay. That explains a lot. But to make sure, what country is this? >" He tried to keep a straight face as he remembered his brief but funny argument with Lyra a week ago.

"< Huh? You don't know what country this is? Um, this is the great country of Neighpon, >" Meiyo said as she looked at John curiously.

Both John and Moondancer's eyes went wide. Even in a different language, Moonie heard the name. As for John, he could easily match the name with 'Nippon.' And 'Nippon' was the native name for 'Japan.' Moonie dove into her saddlebag to get her books on the subject. Meanwhile, John had one other question. "< Meiyo, Is there any way to contact someone, a pony, in Equestria? There's a pony there that should be able to help us. >"

"< Contact Equestria? It has been very hard to do so since the war began there. I'm afraid-- >" Meiyo was quickly cut off.

"WAR!?" John exclaimed loudly, scaring everyone. Moondancer's magic cut off and the book she was reading dropped to the floor of the wagon.

"War!? What war?" Moonie asked John.

But John wasn't paying much attention to her. "< What are you saying? There's a war going on in Equestria? >"

Meiyo had gotten extremely nervous and wondered if she should continue. Seeing Meiyo’s situation, Tettei decided to take over. "< From what we know, the war was over not long after it started. But that was... about two hundred years ago or so. Don't tell me you never knew about the war over there with the Zebras. Where have you been? Under a rock? >"

"A war... in Equestria... two hundred years ago…?" John was stunned. But it didn't help Moondancer as she heard John's muttering.

Moondancer's eyes couldn't get any wider. "A war two hundred years ago!? In Equestria!? Oh, Celestia! What happened? What happened to everypony?" Moonie's mind stopped working as she thought of Twilight Sparkle, her first friend. Her first crush. She wondered what happened to her? Two hundred years is a long time. There would be no way she could have lived or survived for that long. Moonie had lost her friend. She collapsed in a heap onto the wagon floor as she cried. Moondancer had lost her very first friend to war.

War. War never changes.

(To Be Continued)

FoE Parody: LotE - 10 - Tokyoats

Fallout Equestria [Parody]: Legend of the Earthbound

By: Plot Twist of Neighpon

Chapter 10: Tokyoats

Earth. Year 1999...

Japan. A country which supports a population of over one hundred and twenty-six million people. A country at the apex of world technology which has an infrastructure that supports the fastest internet speeds, the quickest rail transportation, and the most compact parking garages. It has tall buildings and skyscrapers that could withstand the harshest earthquake or tsunami, and yet still be eco-friendly and cost efficient. The latest and best video games pours out by the hundreds every year it seems. Cleanliness itself is used as a tourist attraction as everything seemed to be clean; even the sewers. The crime rate is one of the lowest in the world boasting less murders in the entire country compared to just the state of New York. And leading this country to greater heights was the futuristic capital city of Tokyo. The city where all roads in Japan lead to.

But this wasn't Tokyo, nor even Japan.

Equus. Year {Unknown}...

Neighpon. A country that has seen better days. It wasn't completely empty or vacant. But compared to Earth's Japan, there was a huge difference in population. Even during the busiest time of the day, you would barely see more than two hundred or so individuals on the city streets at one time rather than tens of thousands. Most of the taller buildings were gutted long ago. The streets themselves looked like they served as public restrooms. There was an outright feeling of both depression and oppression everywhere you turned. The same way Detroit feels these days. It looked as if time had stopped for the entire country. And in a way, it had.

Just over two hundred years ago, a trade agreement between Equestria and Zebrica fell apart. Equestria, a leading exporter of high quality gemstones, needed lots of coal to power their steam driven locomotives for travel and shipping. Coal that could only come from Zebrica. Meanwhile, Zebrica, the land of Zebras, needed gemstones due to the lack of having unicorn magic at their disposal in order to create new spells and technologies. The bureaucrats of Equestria wanted more money for the gems. The Zebras felt exploited and halted all export of coal. Over time, tensions grew. And after an alleged assassination attempt on the Equestrian ruler, mega spells were released. Innocent ponies and zebras alike were caught in the middle of a great war. Major cities in both Equestria and Zebrica practically became uninhabitable wastelands.

And then you have Neighpon. The large island country on the other side of Equus almost opposite of Equestria. As the main supplier of wheat, rice, electronic components, rare art, ninja movies, and compact sky carriages, Neighpon never took part or even saw the war. But the effects of the war were felt immediately. The lack of exports and imports through the capital city of Tokyoats caused an economic shutdown throughout the country. A three-way civil war broke out between the northern, central, and southern regions of the earth-pony dominated country. Innocent ponies were caught in the middle as the once great country of Neighpon gutted itself in order to survive. Riots against the government happened almost once a week. Pony violently turned on pony. Food supplies dwindled. The overall population dropped severely. Pachinko games broke down. Everypony's favorite drama was canceled. Crappy animation was produced. It was truly a sad time for everypony.

Okay, now that the stage has been set and you have an idea of how things are around here, let's join the human John Stone and the unicorn pony Moondancer as they arrive in the capital city.

Southern District of Tokyoats...

The long trail of sheltered wagons slowly entered the dark and dimly lit city along the wide brick paved road. The streets were fairly quiet but still had a hoof full of ponies doing various activities. If you would call begging for bits, sleeping in cardboard boxes, or drinking alcohol while loitering ‘activities,’ that is. Though Neighpon was mostly spared radiation fallout from the war, there was still taint in the air from the light stench of urine and garbage. Moondancer peered out from the rear of the wagon she and John were riding in. She had never seen or heard of any pony settlement in such a state of disrepair. With the help of Tettei and Meiyo, John and Moonie were caught up to speed on what had happened over the last couple of centuries.

John sat near the center of the wagon where he was half surrounded by the members of the caravan. He took a deep breath and sighed. He was not only a long way from home, but a long time from home as well. And then there's the fact that he had just killed a pony earlier that day which didn't settle well with him. It didn't matter if it was in self defense or not. John sighed again and looked to Meiyo who seemed to have been staring at him quite a bit throughout the trip. "< Okay. I think I get what's going on. If that's the case, then trying to contact Equestria for help would be a moot point. What Moonie and I need is a way back to my time and world. Or at least a way to travel back through time two hundred years. >" Even as he said it, John felt a bit of hopelessness but he shook it off. "< What we need is information to develop a plan. Is there anyone or any place that you know of that would be able to help? >"

Meiyo was caught off guard by the question. ""

John noticed she looked nervous as if she wasn't telling him something. Or maybe she wanted to tell him something but was too shy? It kinda made her cute in a... way... 'Oh crap,' John thought. 'It's that word 'cute' again. Could it be telling me something?' John shook his head again to clear it. "< No, no. I want to go back to before the war. Maybe to the day Lyra made the portal to my world. Then all I would have to do is use her portal to get back to my own home. >"

Meiyo and the others got to hear a short version of how Lyra Heartstrings from Canterlot created a portal to John's world. Though John didn't explain the type of relationship he had with the mint green unicorn, Meiyo felt the connection was deep. Almost as if he was marked by her. It made her a little jealous and envious. This human was a good fighter. He had saved her life. But he was determined to get back to this Lyra. Was he really smitten with her? Was this human able to satisfy a pony? It didn't seem possible. And yet he spoke about her as if they were lovers. Thoughts of romantic interludes filled Meiyo's mind. That, or she was just thinking of her favorite Neighponese drama.

Meanwhile, Danmari and Tsun were thinking along the same lines as Meiyo. Tsun may not openly admit it, but this alien intrigued her. Danmari kept stealing glances at John's broad shoulders when he wasn't looking her way. When he did, she would quickly turn away blushing.

Moondancer, on the other hand, was unusually quiet. Though John was still speaking another language, she kept hearing Lyra’s name and knew what he was talking about. She pondered the mental images John’s sword showed her and tried to figure out why she saw them. No. She knew exactly why. And the guilt was beginning to weigh down on her. Even though she still wanted to experience having sex with John, she was afraid when he would find out the truth. Considering he had killed one pony already, what would he do to her for what she did to Lyra?

The caravan suddenly came to a stop. "< We're here, >" said Tettei as he rose from his place in the corner of the wagon. Moondancer was the first to exit. She jumped down onto the sidewalk near a rather large building, and came face to face with a huge pink smiling face staring at her at point blank range. Scared to death, she backed away until her back was against the wagon. "< Ahahahaha! She got you, didn't she? >" Tettei laughed as he landed beside Moondancer.

Moonie looked from the five foot wide pink face that happened to be on a poster to Tettei and then back to the poster. "What? What is this? I don't get it!" She turned around to see John coming out of the wagon. "John! Look at this! What does it say?" Moonie asked while pointing a hoof at the poster.

John stretched out his arms to loosen them up before looking up at the poster. It depicted a young and very pink mare with an even pinker mane looking towards anyone who happen to pass by. In fact, the mare's huge eyes seemed to follow you as you'd walk pass. "Hmm. Translated, it says, 'Pinkie is watching you... FOREVER!' And at the bottom there it says it's a message from the Ministry of Morale." John looked at the smiling mare again. For some reason, he couldn't help but to grin. "It's a crazy picture. But if Neighpon is like the place I know back home, this would be considered tame."

Moonie and John walked up to the lead wagon and met up with Dere. They were followed by Danmari and Tsun while Tettei and Meiyo helped the other ponies offload supplies to a building across the street. Dere had just given some orders to one of the wagon drivers when she noticed John walking up. "< Ah! John Stone. Welcome again. I hope the trip wasn't too much of a burden. >"

John bowed his head in a quick greeting. "< Good evening to you. We were well taken care of. Thank you. >"

Dere smiled. "< It was the least we could do after you helped us. >” She glanced up into the cloudy night sky which reminded her of what time it was. “< Oh my, but it's rather late. May I suggest a place for you to rest? Then you shall be refreshed for tomorrow's tasks. >"

John could use the rest. He had been up for at least twenty hours or so. He looked down to Moonie. Right away he saw that she had bags under her eyes from all the stress. He looked back to Dere. "< Yes. If you know of a safe hotel or inn that would take us. Um, although, I'm not too sure how we could pay for the room. >"

Dere laughed. "< Nonsense. You will be guests of mine. Danmari will help you get settled in. >"

"< Eh? Ah! Y-yes, Oka-san! >" Danmari replied nervously as she bowed to her mother and then did the same to John. Danmari had a voice that reminded John of a kid sister type character from an anime he knew. "< Um, r-right this way, please, >" she said while still bowing repeatedly to John but not moving. John and Moonie simply stood still in amusement until finally Dere cleared her throat loudly to get Danmari's attention. Danmari panicked as she realized what she was doing. "< Oh! I'm sorry I'm sorry! Yes! This way! Follow me! >" she said as she finally started across the street.

John chuckled and looked to Dere one final time. "< Is she always like that? >"

Dere's eyes went half lidded as she held a slight grin. "< She only gets that nervous around suitors she likes. >"

"< That's adorable, >" said John before he stopped himself cold. "< Wait, what!? Around suitors? As in people, I mean, ponies she’s interested in courting? >"

"< Have a good night's rest, John Stone. >" Dere turned away with a toothy grin, avoiding John's question.

John felt dread come over him. 'I'm gonna be in so much trouble,' he thought as he caught up to Moonie and Danmari. But the thought was soon cut off as he looked in awe to where Danmari was leading them. It was neither a hotel or an inn.

"< W-welcome to our home! >" Danmari announced and bowed nervously.

Coincidentally, it was the same building John and Moonie noticed earlier. This wasn't a place of business or even a home. This was a palace! An actual authentic Japanese, or rather, Neighponese palace. While all of the surrounding area and other buildings looked condemned, this place looked as if it had never been touched by the hands of time. The gold, white, red, and royal blue colors along the walls and rooftops shone like a beacon. Even the air smelled cleaner upon entering the grounds. John then noticed a group of ponies coming from the main entrance. He was stunned at the sight. Along the wide cobblestone path to the entrance flanked eight powder-blue colored mares dressed in colorful kimonos. Their faces were painted in a white paste or thick powder, John couldn't tell, and all of their manes were jet black and styled in buns held with two large chopsticks. One word came to John's mind. Geisha.

All of the geisha mares bowed and spoke in unison. "< Welcome to House Akasaka. >" They all raised their heads and suddenly noticed the non-pony entity in front of them. One of the mares to John's left gave a hidden signal and all of the finely dressed geisha suddenly resembled the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles times two. Swords, shuriken, daggers, staffs, and the like were pulled out from... somewhere on their bodies and were held in a battle ready stance that reminded John of a Power Rangers pose. They all spoke in unison once again, their voices bold. "< Halt, creature of Tartarus! Or be felled by The Orochimare Sisters! >"

John didn't move but he was thinking how cool this looked. Moondancer panicked again and half fainted against John's right side. While holding Moonie up in a standing position, he took another good look at the geisha guards. Other than the different kimono colors, every earth-pony geisha mare looked identical to each other until you got to the cutie marks. The marks coincided with the weapon wielded by each mare, and was in the form of an eight-point pinwheel for each.

"< Wait! Wait! >" Danmari ran up and placed herself between the guards and John. She waved her hooves over her head to get their attention, which wouldn't be too hard since she was the only one moving at all. "< P-please stand down! These are our guests. Please don't hurt him! Ah! Um, I mean, them! Don't hurt them, please! >" Danmari blushed at her verbal slip.

The mare carrying the sword who seemed to be the leader of the group (Of course the one with the sword would be the leader!) stepped up to Danmari and bowed deeply. "< Danmari-dono. We welcome you back from your travels. >" The swordsmare shifted her eyes to stare daggers at John. "< When you say this creature is a ‘guest,’ do you mean it is a prisoner? >"

Danmari's dark orange mane fell in front of her face as she shook her head. "< No no no, Arai-san. I mean that they will be staying here for the night under our protection. Please prepare food and drinks for them in one of the spare rooms.

"< A guest? >" Arai looked at the unknown creature to size it up. "< Hmm. It does not seem to be much of a threat. Surely you would want me to interrogate it to discover its true intent? >"

Danmari's face quickly turned from embarrassed to anger as she stared down the leader of the geisha guards. "< Arai-san. He is not an 'it.' Nor is he a toy or a pet for you to play with. His name is John Stone. He helped us greatly by taking up arms in our name and defended the caravan. He even saved Meiyo's life by defeating the mighty Kirifuda! >"

Arai's eyes went wide at the news. "< Th-that’s impossible! Kirifuda has been a bane on Neighpon's central region for years. It gives me a migraine just hearing that scum's name. I can not believe that this... creature... defeated such a menace! >"

"< Regardless of what you may think, Arai, you have your orders. Please carry them out. >" Danmari's voice was as stern as ever. Even the other guards seemed a bit unnerved at her change of persona. Danmari then sighed as her features relaxed. "< Arai-san. I'm sorry for my tone. But you must save your questions about our guests until later. We are all very tired and on edge from the attack. >" She looked over all of the guards in front of her. "< If any of you have any problems with our guests being here, voice them now and I will see to it that you won't have to deal with him during his stay. If not, then I expect nothing but respect towards him… uh, them. Is that understood? >"

All of the guards went to a rigid attention and bowed as one. "< Yes, Danmari-dono! >" All of the guards save for Arai went back to their posts and other duties.

By this time, Moonie had finally composed herself. She looked at Danmari's face filled with determination in her eyes. She didn't expect the quiet young mare to suddenly become bold in her and John's defense. But then Moonie looked down and noticed Danmari's hind legs trembling nervously and looked as if she was trying her best not to pee herself.

Swallowing any fear or contempt she may have, Arai approached the alien creature with caution. "< HELLO! MY NAME IS ARAI! AH... RA... EE! I WILL TAKE YOU INSIDE! FOLLOW ME! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? FOLLOW ME, >" she yelled out loud.

John rolled his eyes in both annoyance and disbelief. He couldn't believe the mare even added some kind of hoof and body language as she tried to communicate with him. He turned to Danmari who was sweating with embarrassment again. "< Um, is she always like that? >"

Danmari's entire body turned a rose red at hearing John speaking to her. Arai almost drew her sword in a quick-draw attack when John not only spoke but used their own language.

"< What's going on here!? >" Everypony (and John) turned to see Tsun slowly walking towards them. She did not look happy. Not happy at all. "< Danmari. Why haven't our guests been admitted inside? >"

John noticed Danmari going into another swirly-eyed panic attack while Arai went to banging her head on the ground as she bowed in respect as the more revered of the two sisters approached. So he took it upon himself to answer the question. "< Sorry. It seems the guards were just doing their job and wanted to make sure I wasn't dangerous to anyone. It's not anyone's fault, really. I would have done the same in their position. >"

Tsun narrowed her eyes at John, then turned to look down at Arai who was still bowing on the ground. "< Finish your task at once, Arai. I will decide later if you should be disciplined. >" With that, Tsun continued her graceful walk through the palace doors.

Moondancer smirked. "Well, I’m not sure what the hay is going on but somepony looks pissed." She let out a huge yawn as she stretched. "Okay. I'm officially toast. Can we get some sleep now, John?"

John looked down to Moonie and smiled. "I know what you mean. I was about to get some sleep on the plane before all this mess began." He turned to both Danmari and Arai. "< If everything is okay now, Moondancer and I really could use some rest. >"

Arai stood quickly and composed herself. "< Yes. Of course. Again, welcome to House Akasaka. Please walk this way. >" Danmari returned to the caravan as Arai turned and entered the palace with John and Moonie close behind. Before long, Arai had lead them both down a long hallway with huge oil paintings of what looked like Samurai ponies in battle on the walls, and beautifully crafted gold-laced pottery on tables. Arai didn't speak until they stood in front of a large solid oak door. "< This is our main guest room. >" She opened the door and revealed a room that was as big as an entire house. It had an indoor pool (or is that a bathtub?), a buffet table (or is that just a snack bar?), and a bed that could easily fit John's size four times over. ""

John barely noticed a slight edge of distrust still in her voice. But that was to be expected and he let it slide. Plus he was too tired to deal with it or anything. "< Thank you for your hospitality, Arai-san. We shall se- >"

"Dibbs!" Moonie yelled as she made a leap for the bed. She used her magic to quickly remove her glasses and saddlebags and set the former on the nightstand and the latter on the floor. She didn't waste any time digging herself under the warm blankets.

John just smiled before turning back to Arai. "< Um, yeah. See you in the morning. >" John closed the door and looked to the bed. He wanted to just jump in the bed, himself. But not after the day he's had. He needed to clean up at least a little. After placing his sword in the corner and a quick look around the presidential suite-sized room, he found a small bathroom with a shower and a closet which stored some pony-sized bathrobes. He quickly takes a hot shower with his clothes on. Might as well do laundry at the same time, right? Shutting the water off, he disrobes and wrings out any extra water from the shirt and pants. After hanging them both on a rail, John finds a bathrobe that's large enough for him. It barely came to just above his knees but it would have to do. He thought about letting Moonie keep the bed for herself while he took a couch. But that bed looked WAY too comfortable. And it was large enough to share without having to bother each other while sleeping. Finally, John dragged himself to the bed. Making sure he didn't land on Moondancer, he collapsed onto the bed, falling asleep before his head hit the pillow.

Author's Note

For readers that use TTS or may be unfamiliar with Japanese grammar, here are the proper pronunciations for the names used in the story so far. The ALL CAP indicate the hard accent of the word.

Dere = 'DEH-ray'
Danmari = 'DAN-mar-ree'
Tsun = 'tsoon'
Akasaka = 'ah-KAH-sah-kah'
Arai = 'ah-RAI'
Orochimare = 'oh-ROW-chee-mare'
Kirifuda = 'KEE-ree-FOO-dah'

Any quotes marked or bordered with “<” and “>” means the speaker is using the Japanese/Neighponese language. In addition, any written Japanese/Neighponese characters (i.e.: words in books) will look the same on both Earth and Equus.

Introducing the caravan guards, the Tetsu-fu:

Tettei (Leader)- Weapon: Katana sword - Pony Type: Unicorn Stallion
Kunai - Weapon: Longsword - Pony Type: Earth Stallion
Ranchi - Weapon: Longsword - Pony Type: Earth Stallion
Bijin - Weapon: Longbow - Pony Type: Earth Stallion
Meiyo - Weapon: Longbow - Pony Type: Earth Mare

Introducing the guards of House Akasaka, the Orochimare Sisters:

Arai (Leader)- Weapon: Katana sword
Sakenomi - Weapon: Spiked Hoof Gauntlets
Dansa - Weapon: Bamboo Staff
Tanken - Weapon: Throwing Daggers
Kusari - Weapon: Morning Star
Hoshi - Weapon: Shuriken
Chohatsu - Weapon: Glaive
Jiku - Weapon: Double-sided Axe

FoE Parody: LotE - 11 - Wake Up Call (Clop)

Fallout Equestria [Parody]: Legend of the Earthbound

By: Plot Twist of Neighpon

Chapter 11: Wake Up Call (CLOP)

Day two; Tokyoats; 7:43AM...

Moondancer was simply having the best dream ever. Of course Twilight Sparkle was in it. In fact, both she and Twilight were at the beach soaking up the warm rays of Celestia’s sun. It was calm and peaceful save for the soft crashing of the nearby surf. They laid next to each other as Twilight teased Moondancer’s mane with a hoof while naughty thoughts ran through Moondancer’s mind. She sighed contently as she snuggled closer to Twilight, taking in her addictive lavender scent.

Twilight turned to Moondancer with a smirk. “What are you thinking? Something deviant, I’m sure.”

Moondancer’s face flushed quickly behind her black-rimmed glasses as she shook her head. “Mmm. Ye- I mean, no! Of course not! I was, um, just relaxing here. Just like you.”

Twilight’s smirk grew in size. “You know you’re a bad liar. It’s not hard to tell if you know what to look for.” Twilight’s eyes became half lidded as her grin became seductive. “And I can tell you want me to do very, VERY bad things to you. Right here. Right now.”

Moondancer shook in both nervousness and eagerness as she watched Twilight slowly climb over her. Moondancer could feel her heart racing as Twilight’s muzzle inched closer and closer to her own. This is what she had always wanted. To let Twilight ravage her in any way she pleased. “P-please, Twilight. I need it so bad…,” she whimpered.

With a cute giggle, Twilight was happy to oblige. She took her left hoof and slowly and lightly traced Moonie’s collar bone down towards her teats. A loud gasp escaped Moondancer as her back arched, begging for more contact. But the teasing continued. Twi’s hoof traced the curves of her flanks around her cutie mark, up to the tips of her ears, down the outsides of her hind legs, and back up to her chin and muzzle.

Moondancer couldn’t take it any longer. She did all but outright beg Twi to take her. To bite her neck. To suck her teats. To rub her clit. To shove her entire foreleg into her dripping cunt. To do anything that was more than just… this. “Ah! Twilight, don’t tease me like this. Have mercy.”

Twilight suddenly stopped. For a brief moment, a look of disappointment crossed her features before her playful smile returned. “Mercy? Mercy you say? Ha! There’s no mercy for liars. Only punishment.” Twilight chuckled as she continued to caress and tease the trembling pony under her.

Moonie moaned in frustration as Twilight barely touched her with her soft purple hoof. “Ooh, Twilight! Please give me more! It’s… It’s been so long!”

“Yes, yes. I know it has.” Twilight finally reached Moondancer’s marehood where she began to draw little circles above her opening folds. She leaned forward to hover close to Moonie’s ear and whispered in playful mischief. “But here’s the thing. You’re being punished right now for lying.” Twilight increased the pressure to her ministrations, causing Moondancer to leak her juices onto the ground. “And ponies that are being punished will be taken to the edge.” Twilight then focused her efforts on Moonie’s clitoris that had just began to stiffen enough to poke out of it’s hood.

“Yes! Ah! Yes!” Moonie howled in pleasure as Twilight rubbed her silly. Her orgasm was fast approaching. She tried to lean upwards for a kiss but Twilight held her down with a free hoof. Moonie’s breathing became ragged and uneven as she felt the tingling within her loins begin to spread throughout her body. “I’m gonna cum, Twilight! Ooh! I’m gonna cum so hard!”

Suddenly, Twilight’s eyes turned from a sultry, half-lidded gaze to a burning red inferno. Her voice took on a horrifying demonic tone as she bellowed. “Moondancer! You’re being punished! Liars don’t get to cum!” And with that, Twilight’s form turned into a thin purple smoke and disappeared along with the passing wind, leaving Moondancer on the quiet beach alone.

Moondancer’s eyes went wide as the feeling of her orgasm subsided. “Twilight? Twilight!?” She quickly looked around but didn’t see any trace of the lavender mare. She then took a hoof to try and clop herself to the orgasm she was about to have. A shockwave of pleasure hit her as the feeling returned in an instant. More of her marecum leaked out as she parted her folds to attack her clit. “Twilight, why did you leave me?” she mumbled to herself as her hoof rubbed faster and faster around her sensitive clit. More of her juices spilled out to lubricate her already soaked cunt and clenched plot hole. “Twilight… Twilight…” She was so close. ‘Almost there.’ Her clit was throbbing like mad as she rubbed it so hard she feared it may bleed. Her hoof was drenched up to her fetlock with her marecum. “Yes… Hah! Hah! Yes! I’m cum- I’m… I’m… Huh?” But nothing happened. The orgasm that was literally right there just… wasn’t there anymore. Breathing hard, Moondancer looked down at her cunt in confusion. She felt like she was back to square one again. Somewhere on the distant wind, she heard the soft echo of Twilight’s voice…

“You’re being punished! Liars don’t get to cum!”

“No… NO!” Moondancer screamed as she rubbed at her pussy again, determined to have the orgasm that was denied to her. “I must cum. I gotta cum! Please, please, let me cum!” Using both hooves, Moonie rubbed every sensitive part of her wet pussy to bring herself to the brink. But again, as she felt as if she was about to explode, the feeling of orgasm vanished. Stunned, Moondancer sniffed once with a blank stare on her face, and then began to cry. “Why, Twilight? Why won’t you let me cum? Why? Twilight!?

“TWILIGHT!?” Moondancer’s eyes shot open as she woke from her nightmare. She sat up and looked around, not remembering where she was until she saw John the Human still sleeping soundly next to her. She was still breathing heavily and was covered in a sheen of sweat. Her body was shaking from the trauma the dream gave her. And, of course, her marehood was continuing to soak the bed with her vaginal juices. This little detail reminded her that she was still horny as tartarus and needed to cum. “Okay,” she quietly spoke to herself as she magically retrieved her glasses from the night stand, “now that I remember where I am and who I’m with, I need to decide how I’m going to scratch this itch. Hmm…” She thought of her options. She could either take a long hot shower (not only to wash off the sweat, but to use Sparky as well), or she could try and rub herself off right there in the bed...

...next to the sleeping human...

...who could very well wake up at any time...

...and catch her clopping like a mare gone mad.

Before she knew what she was doing, Moonie had a forehoof rubbing at her sex. The thought of being embarrassed by having John catch her turn her on tremendously. She debated with herself to keep herself covered or not. But her rising body heat made the decision for her. Using her magic, she removed the blanket and covers from on top of herself to lay face up on the bed while taking both her forehooves to her dripping snatch. She tried to keep her moans quiet, fearing she might wake John up too soon. She had to pace herself until the time was right. But after that lucid dream she had, it didn’t take long before she was once again on the verge of orgasm. She turned her head to look at John’s peaceful face. Her own flushed face was a look of pure lust and desperation as she clopped harder. Lewd wet and sloppy noises increased in volume as Moonie became wetter than she could ever remember. Her breathing and moaning became louder as she focused on John’s face, mentally begging for him to wake from his sleep. Wishing he would catch her in her compromising position. Hoping that when he did, he would (hopefully) let animal instincts take over, pin her down, and rut her till she couldn’t remember what pastel color she was.

Though John didn’t wake up from his slumber, it was possible that all of the lewd noises she was making was having a positive effect on him. She could see a noticeable bulge under the covers near his midsection and her mind drifted to thoughts of having that bulge within her. With every moan and gasp she made, the bulge seemed to twitch or pulse ever so slightly. Seeing it move in such a way sent tingles up and down Moonie’s entire body. Her orgasm was getting closer and closer. But… she wanted more. She needed more. More than just a quick clop. Looking intently at the large mass of throbbing human cock under the covers, her willpower broke and she stopped rubbing herself. Using her magic again, she removed the blanket and covers that contained John’s sleeping body, revealing that he was wearing only a white bathrobe. If he had been standing, the robe would have kept his modesty. But laying on his back, his half erect penis poked through the robe like a dark brown shark fin breaking the water’s surface.

Moondancer gulped down a wad of saliva in an attempt to keep from drooling, which didn’t really help much. “It’s true,” she whispered. “Oh, Celestia. I had my doubts before, but now… Whoa. He really IS huge! Definitely more than twice the length of Sparky.” Moonie’s pussy spasmed, eagerly wanting to get stuffed. After adjusting her glasses, she crawled forward and let her face hover just over his crotch. She inhaled, taking in his sweet-musky scent deeply. The smell flipped another switch within her and she lost more control of herself. Not caring anymore if she woke him up or not, she dipped her head down and took his still half hard cock into her mouth.

The taste of his cock was amazing. Such a strong male flavor. She used her tongue to stimulate the underside of his cock as she bobbed her head up and down. Slowly, John’s cock reached its full length. Moonie soon realized that she wouldn’t be able to go down as far due to her current position. But that was just as well. Her marehood was reminding her again that she needed a fuck more than a suck. She ran her lips and tongue along the side of the now massive member, giving it a final slathering [Slathering… Slathering? Is that proper English-ing?] and marveling at its sheer size and thickness. Her saliva covered the shaft from tip to base and looked ready for the next phase.

Looking up from her task, John still seemed to be sleeping peacefully. It was now or never. No. Definitely now! Moondancer climbed on top of John’s prone body, her face mere inches from his, and her winking sex at the tip of his “stallionhood.” Another shiver ran down her back and reached her clit as she thought of how the plunge will feel. With a look of lustful determination, she used her magic once more to line the shaft up to her waiting hole. She then slid down the pole, taking half of his member in the first go. She gasped out loud as she tried her best to regain her lost balance. She lifted her rump up to lower herself again to take even more of John’s meat. “Oh, Celestia! I’ve never had anything reach this deep before!” She began to pant like a mare in heat, if she wasn’t already in heat, that is. Her flank bounced on John’s cock as she inched her way further down towards his base. Before long, his tip was bumping against her womb. She lifted her torso and sat on her haunches to grind herself onto John’s fat fuck stick. Her body was buzzing with pleasure as she bounced up and down on the human’s cock. She looked down and noticed John was beginning to stir under her. She didn’t care. She needed cock. And Celestia be damned if she was going to stop now. Her previous thoughts of what John would do when he caught her crossed her mind again. And it turned her on even more. She was such a naughty mare. A naughty mare who needed a good fucking. And she was getting not just a good fucking, but a great fucking. The greatest fuck she’s ever had. Who knew that John would not only give a fuck, but a great fuck at that, in his sleep? Him waking up now would only make this better. With that thought in mind, she went full force, bucking her hips further and further down the shaft, trying her best to reach her goals of both reaching his base and reaching her climax.

It was from all the heavy duty slamming of hips to hips that finally got John to wake up. At first he thought he was still sleeping and having a wet dream. But when he noticed the feeling on his cock was much too real, he opened his eyes and looked up to see… a sexy librarian pony mare using his cock as a dildo to rut herself stupid. Well, you don’t get to see that everyday. The clenching, squeezing walls of her slick, dripping cunt felt so good that he almost forgot that she didn’t ask him if he would do this with her. Which meant that… she was raping him. She was raping him while he slept. And she was still raping him while he looked into her glazed-over lust-filled eyes as she rode him like a cowgirl on a mechanical bull. And after a moment’s thought, with his man meat buried deep within a sopping wet pussy, he came to the conclusion that even though this was rape, he was completely fine with it. John reached up and grabbed Moondancer’s flank with both hands which stopped all her movements.

Moondancer yelped in surprise at his touch as she came to her senses. “John!” Her face blushed beyond crimson as her brain tried to kickstart itself. “I- I.. um.. Th- this isn’t what it looks like. Um, I mean, I’m sorry I- Ah!” Moonie yelped as John flipped them both over to land on top of her. He grabbed her hind legs and lifted them high and wide apart.

“Moonie, if this is what you wanted, you should have asked me first. But since you’ve started this, I’ll finish it!” John became a machine as he began to furiously piston his baseball bat of a cock in and out of Moonie’s clenching and squirting snatch.

Moondancer cried out John’s name and begged him over and over to rut her like the dirty mare she was. She was a quivering mess as John slammed into her, determined to break through her cervix. “Ah! Give it to me, you beast! I want it all inside me! Hnnngh! Fuck me! Fuck me harder! Mmm! Harder! Split me in half with that giant cock of yours! Yes! Yes! Oh, fuck! Yes! Fuck, fuck, fuck, oh fuck! I’m such a bad pony. Such a naughty pony for not keeping her hooves off of your monster cock. You like fucking this bad pony’s sloppy pony pussy? Do you like to go balls deep in this hot pony cunt? Mmm! Yeah, I bet you do. C’mon then. Hah… Plow me good! Ungh! Yeah! Just like that! Oh, fuck… fuck me! Fuck, fuck, fuck me! Beat my pussy up! Beat it raw! Hnnngh! You wanna fill me up? Huh? Wanna cum in me? You wanna pump so much of your human cum in me that I look pregnant? Huh? Ooh! Maybe you… you’re trying to... to get me preg- Oh! Oh, fuck! I’m… I’m… I’m cuuuuummmmmmiiiiiiiiing!” The force of Moondancer’s orgasm slammed into her like boulder thrown by an ursa major. If she wasn’t drenched before, she was leaking an ocean now as she pumped out what seemed like quarts of marecum onto John’s cock.

Moonie’s spasming cunny and her dirty talk was enough to motivate him for one final push. And that final push took him through Moonie’s resilient cervix and into her womb where he began to dump all of his human spunk. John grunted with each forceful jet of his seed as his pleasure stick painted Moondancer’s foal hotel with the white cream.

Finally, John pulled back and out of Moonie who shuddered and gasped at the sensation. A flood of male and mare fluids gushed out of Moondancer, which in turn made more of a mess of the bed. John didn’t know what had come over him. With all of Moonie’s dirty talk, it turned him on like never before. Was this a kink he didn’t know about before now? Regardless, he still had a bit of a problem. His cock was still hard. At least he had a good idea why. Taking a deep breath, he could smell the scent of candy. A chocolate and whipped caramel candy bar (Three Musketeers?) to be exact. And with his affinity to sweets, along with his current knowledge of pony marehood flavors, only motivated him to experience as much pony sex as he can.

Moondancer was both exhausted and happily sedated. Straightening her askew and fogged glasses, she tried to catch her breath. She felt proud of herself for taking the opportunity when it presented itself (in the form of a long, hard cock). She looked to John and was about to compliment him on the rutting he’d given her when she saw him climbing on top of her again to place his (still!?) hard cunt destroyer in front of her muzzle.

“Damn,” John said matter of factly. “Why do all of the pony mare pussies here smell so fucking good? This is your fault, by the way. Your scent… That pussy of yours has me like this.” With lust in his eyes and without bothering to ask, John parted Moonie’s lips with the tip of his cock and slowly slid his way in her muzzle.

Moonie’s marehood gave another involuntary spasm as she was about to be ravaged for a second time. This time as a throat pussy. She moaned around his cock as one of her hooves found it’s way to her pummeled cunt to rub vigorously. Lewd noises filled the room again as John grabbed both sides her head and fucked her mouth thoroughly. With every thrust, Moonie moaned and grunted, eager to get more cock in. John removed one hand and reached behind him to replace Moonie’s hoof at her marehood. He shoved three fingers deep inside her sex, causing her to moan loudly.

The vibrations from her moans felt so good to John that he moved his free hand to grab her horn and, without thinking, forced the remaining inches of his huge cock further down her gullet. At the same time, he brought his soaked hand up from her cunt and licked off all the collected juices. The taste of Moonie’s chocolate bar flavored mare cream was the last thing needed to push John over the edge once again. He roared loudly as he hilted himself deep within her maw, his huge cock causing a large bulge in her throat and almost her chest. Not caring at the moment if she could breathe or not, he filled her stomach with his second load of the day.

Being abused by John like a fuck toy also set Moonie off with another orgasm. Her eyes rolled back into her head from the intense feeling of raw pleasure in her pussy, her horn, and her muzzle. Then John pulled back quickly, yanking his still pulsing cock from her mouth. More of the human’s thick cum splattered against her face as his cock continued to eject semen. She barely had enough mental capacity to open her muzzle to catch his last spurt of cum on her tongue. She sampled the flavor and found that she could get very used to having his spunk for breakfast... Every. Single. Day. She leaned forward and suckled John’s cock to drain any seed left inside. She squealed in delight as she was rewarded with an extra glob of cum that was still hiding within the long shaft.

At long last, John fell back, completely spent. As his mind came back to him, he looked to Moonie who was busying herself with licking his cumshots off her face. John laughed to himself at the sight. ‘These ponies are crazy. But damn, they’re so cute.’ His thoughts went to Lyra as he compared the two sexual experiences. The session with Lyra was definitely with love at its forefront while the one with Moondancer was driven mostly by lust and perhaps stress. Both ponies were great though his heart still belonged to Lyra.

But…

Could he love more than just one? Is there room in his heart for another? Maybe more? Would Lyra be into that? That’s a question to ask once he got back to his own time and universe.

Moondancer used her magic to clean the smeared cum from her glasses as well as remove almost all of the bodily fluids from the bed. She wore a very satisfied grin on her face. “I quote: The {mass} of the {ASS} multiplied by the [angle] of the [DANGLE] equals ‘Strokes Per Minute.’ Now that’s Fucking.”

John chuckled and was still lost in thought. But not so lost that he didn’t hear the unusual moan that didn’t come from Moondancer. Looking behind him, he only saw the door to the room. On a hunch, John got up and wrapped the bathrobe around his body again. Reaching the door, he could make out more feminine moans from the other side. Sighing, John opened the door to find the morning guard, one of the Orochimare sisters with an eight-pointed shuriken as a cutie mark, staring back at him with shocked, wide eyes while lying on the floor…

...with one of her hooves almost halfway up her cunt.

To Be Continued…

Author’s Easter Eggs:

“Slathering… Slathering? Is that proper English-ing?” - This is in reference and a shot-out to CAITBUG at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH6dxbc0kfA1Nw3XoMXeBPw from her blooper reel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMVJt6JzpVU.
"Who knew that John would not only give a fuck, but a great fuck at that, in his sleep?” - Did you really think John didn’t give a fuck? Let’s just hope he doesn’t give a shit. :p 3. “The {mass} of the {ASS} multiplied by the [angle] of the [DANGLE] equals ‘Strokes Per Minute.’ Now that’s Fucking.” - You wouldn’t believe where this quote came from. This mathematical equation was overheard in the most unlikely of places. And it’ll be quite a while before I say exactly where and from who.

FOE Parody-LotE-12-Watch Them Closely (Clop)

Fallout Equestria [Parody]: Legend of the Earthbound

By: Plot Twist of Neighpon

Chapter 12: Watch Them Closely (Clop)

Tokyoats, Day 1, 9:15AM

The sun was out, though not very bright as it barely shown through the curtain-covered window of the palace guest room. The sound of clinking cups upon little saucers was the only thing heard in the quiet room as no pony or person said a word. All three individuals, John Stone the Human, Moondancer the Equestrian pony unicorn, and the Orochimare earth pony guard Hoshi, sat silently at the small kotatsu sipping at the recently delivered tea. Hoshi quickly glanced nervously at the unicorn and human before her eyes returned to her cup as she judged what they may do to her considering what she had been caught doing just outside their room door.

Day 1, 8:30AM

With large spiked hoof gauntlets hanging from a strap at her side, the Orochimare second in command and sister Sakenomi stood to the side of the guest suite door as morning came. She had been posted as a guard the last four hours with nothing to do. The geisha was not one to stay in one place for too long, unless it was a place with lots of alcohol or a private unseen location to drink away her thoughts and stress. However, she was on duty now and couldn’t chance a sip from her flask at her flank or else be punished by her senior sister and guard leader.

Her head snapped up in alertness as a sound made her ears twitch. Looking down the hall, she saw one of her sisters. Her relief, both mentally and physically, was here. "" Sakenomi asked with weary pleading in her voice.

Hoshi stepped quietly to the other mare and bowed respectfully to her sister. "" Hoshi put her ear to the door in an attempt to hear if the occupants were awake.

"" Sakenomi answered drowsily. ""

Hoshi backed away from the door and turned to her sister. "” Hoshi said with almost mock professionalism. “" Hoshi bowed to Sakenomi again as she took her sister’s position beside the door. "" Hoshi held a hoof to her muzzle as she giggled lightly.

Sakenomi flushed embarrassingly. "" And with that, Sakenomi bowed to Hoshi and quietly walked to her quarters.

Hoshi looked up and down the hall, listening for anything out of the ordinary. She heard nothing from the halls, but a noise from inside the room caught her attention. It sounded like a yell. Her first thought was to rush in to see if the strange creature was attacking. But instead, she barely opened the large door without a sound and peeked in. She only saw the cream colored unicorn sitting up in bed with a thousand-yard stare on her face, no doubt from having a nightmare. The bi-pedal creature looked like it was still sleeping soundly. Not seeing any immediate danger, Hoshi quietly closed the door and resumed her guard. She began to think about what Danmari-dono had said the night before about how this new creature had easily slain the scourge of central Neighpon, Kirifuda. It would seem an impossible task. But she could not doubt the words of her mistress. ‘Could this creature be so powerful that he may have used some kind of new magic to bring down the foul beast? Or maybe Kirifuda wasn’t as powerful as one thought?’ It was around that time when she heard another sound from the room. A sharp gasp of surprise.

Narrowing her eyes and steeling herself for action, Hoshi prepared one of her many shuriken and again cracked open the door. Her eyes shot wide open as she now saw the unicorn’s rump bouncing up and down the incredibly huge member of the dark-skinned creature. She had never seen such a sight. She had only minimum experience in the art of copulation, but wouldn’t have expected a site such as this. The smell of the unicorn mare’s musk filled the air of the suite and drifted to Hoshi’s nose. Hoshi inhaled deeply, savoring the scent. It sparked something within her and her body tingled. She silently kept watching as the unicorn slid up and down the long shaft, wondering how the mare could take all of the creature’s member within her. Then she noticed the creature stir. ‘Had he still been asleep until now!?’ Hoshi thought as she saw the creature grab the mare’s flanks and flip on top of her. Hoshi almost burst into the room, thinking the creature was about to attack the pony, before she saw the creature thrust into the mare like an alpha stallion in heat. Hoshi froze at the sight of the creature’s huge, hard, long, studly cock driving the mare crazy. She heard the howls of delight from the mare. She heard the slapping and pounding as the creature slammed into the pony’s drenched and quivering foal hole. Before Hoshi knew what she was doing, a hoof found it’s way to her own marehood and rubbed excitedly.

The show lasted for a few minutes, though a lot longer than she had expected from a male. It ended when the mare yelled out her largest climax yet while the stud creature hilted himself and grunted as he came as well. Hoshi was halfway to her own climax and was disappointed that the show was over. Or so she thought. A gasp almost left her lips as she saw that the creature was still erect. ‘Impossible,’ she thought to herself. ‘It can’t be. Even after an act that would make a normal stallion drift off to sleep for hours, this amazing creature can go longer? What amazing stamina!’ She watched wide-eyed as the creature climbed on top of the mare’s torso and shoved his shaft into her muzzle as she took a hoof to her own sex. The sight was simply too much for Hoshi. She quietly closed the door, sat on the floor, and as quietly as she could, attacked her aching marehood with a hoof. She knew she shouldn’t do it. She was on duty. She was a member of the feared Orochimare. And yet there she was, with her beautiful kimono wide open, rubbing at her throbbing clit as if her sanity depended on it.

She continued to think about the creature’s huge dick. Thought about how it would even fit inside her as she would allow the strange creature to ravage her sexually. She looked at her own wet forehoof and compared the size. Taking a short breath, she tried to ease her hoof inside her dripping pussy. The feeling of her lower lips stretching open to allow the large intruder made her gasp out loud. She smiled to herself as she got the first quarter of her hoof past her vulva. Her breathing became faster as she began to force more and more of her hoof inside. She was so intent on hoofing herself that she didn’t notice the sound of steps on the other side of the door. By the time the door opened, she could only freeze and look up in shock at the dark-skinned creature who was looking down at her on the floor.

For what seemed like hours but was only half a minute, both Hoshi and the creature stared into each other’s eyes without moving although the creature had more of a confused look on his face. Then Hoshi’s eyes trailed down the creature’s body until she reached his flaccid but still large shlong. Her heart raced even faster now that she was less than a foot away from it. She could smell the strong scent of sex emanating from it, as well as see a drop of virile semen at the tip. Her memory played scenes of him having sex with the cream-colored mare. But instead of the unicorn, Hoshi saw herself being bred like never before. Her hoof again moved on it’s own as it pumped itself in and out of her cunt. Hoshi’s eyes never left the cock as she neared closer to her orgasm.

And then, the creature moved.

Hoshi froze in place for a second time as she remembered where she was and what she was doing. Her mind pictured the possible punishment she would get from her elder sister for not only neglecting her duties, but pleasuring herself in the open like a mare gone mad. Not to mention disgracing the Orochimare name above all else. But then the creature took his right claw-like appendage, grasped his thickening member, and began to stroke it slowly in front of her. The wet tip pointing directly towards her face.

Hoshi could do nothing but stare at the sight. Her breathing came in short, open-mouth pants as she once again began to fuck herself with her forehoof. This was almost too unreal for her to take. Just as she thought she would get in serious trouble, the creature had actually joined her in mastubating right there in the open public hallway. Hoshi’s eyes went half-lidded as she lost herself in the act. She felt so good just watching him stroke himself as he watched her do the same. And to do such a lewd act out in the open only made it that much more exciting. The sounds of heavy breathing and squishing from Hoshi’s hoofing echoed down the empty hall as the creature and the earth pony fapped to each other as if nopony else existed.

After some time, Hoshi could hear the creature’s breathing become faster as his stroking picked up speed. He was close to his climax and she knew it. It still amazed her that the creature has already climaxed twice and was about to cum a third time. She had to experience the taste. Almost on instinct she opened her muzzle and stuck out her tongue as if to give him permission. He must have gotten the message because he took his other claw-like appendage and grabbed the back of her head to slightly pull it down under his throbbing stallionhood. With her muzzle facing skyward, the creature grunted and shot ropes of his spunk into her mouth and over her face. The flavor of the beast’s seed hit Hoshi like a train as her whole body stiffened. She came like never before, a look of ecstasy and a silent scream covered her face along with the strands of cum. As the flow of semen receded, he placed the tip of his dripping shaft onto Hoshi’s tongue where she eagerly suckled it happily. It was delicious! It was like nothing she’s had before and she wanted more of it!

As she eventually came down from her orgasm, the creature removed his cock from her muzzle and used a ‘claw’ to scratch behind her ear in which she leaned into.

And it was at that moment... Hoshi knew... she fucked up.

She looked up and down the hallway, but luckily saw no one besides themselves. She looked down at the mess her own marecum had made. A hoof against her face told her she was quite a mess there as well. Reality set in and she began to panic. The tall creature seemed to notice this, however, and it spoke to her in a calming tone. “

Hoshi blushed at his statement though she was stunned as well. He didn’t seem as if he was going to tell her elders about what just happened. She forced her body to move as she slowly rose from the floor. “” she began but he stopped her.

“” he said with a confident smile. The smile was warm and inviting. He wanted to reassure her that it was no harm done.

“” Hoshi answered as she walked into the room with a nervous smile.

Present day... Present time, 9:16AM

"" A freshly cleaned Hoshi tried to break the silence with conversation but couldn’t think of anything to say after not only being found in her extremely embarrassing position, but also due to participating in mutual mastubation with the bipedal creature. She looked to the unicorn who still looked a mess after that champion fucking she endured. Then she turned to the creature in the white bathrobe, which was a noticeable contrast to his chocolate skin. He was calmly sipping his tea with his eyes closed in thought or meditation. "" Hoshi tried again to speak.

Suddenly, Moondancer sighed heavily. “I need a shower,” Moondancer said, frightening Hoshi, as she got up and headed for the bathroom. “I may be a while if she used all the hot water. Come get me when breakfast is ready,” she called out as she closed the bathroom door behind her.

John sighed to himself after taking a long sip from his cup. He glanced at the earth pony who went wide-eyed as she realized she was alone in the room with him, but then she turned away with a flushed face. John didn’t know what to say at first. ‘This is one of the sisters of an elite fighting force,’ he thought to himself. ‘A personal guard of the palace. And I just jacked off in front of her and came all over her face. What the hell is wrong with me? I mean, right now she seems so innocent. But watching her get off just got me going in such a way that…’ After another sigh, John decided he wanted to make sure she knew she wasn’t in any trouble. He cleared his throat as he turned her way. "" John bowed deeply towards the geisha to show his sincerity.

In response, Hoshi turned back to John in surprise. "" Hoshi bowed in respect. "" Hoshi quickly covered her mouth as she realized she was rambling about everything she saw and how it turned her on.

John looked at her with a raised brow. “<’Marefriend?’ Oh, no. She’s simply a friend of mine. We aren’t attached or anything like that. We’re more of traveling companions if anything.>" John adjusted himself on the soft floor pillow and bowed slightly as he decided to start from square one. "" he gestured to the mare in the bathroom. "” John saw Hoshi’s eyes widen at the mention of Equestria. “"

Hoshi looked mesmerized as she took in the story. But came to her senses soon enough. She bowed as she gave respect to the human. "” she asked as she looked towards the bathroom door, wondering how much more talking time she’ll have with John.

“” John shuddered a little as the memory of being sucked down a toilet flashed through his mind again.

Hoshi tilted her head in both curiosity and confusion. But then another more pertinent question came to mind. “” She noticed the human stiffen a little and then become slack as he drooped his head.

“” John shuttered again as the memory replayed itself. It’s something he wants to forget, but he may not be able to.

“” Hoshi said with bitter disdain in her voice. “” Hoshi took another sip of her tea which was beginning to get cold. She looked back up to John who stared back at her in stunned awe.

John couldn’t believe what he just heard. Nor could he believe how he heard what he just heard. Even if she and her sisters were identical to each other in looks, they seem to have different voices and personalities. And Hoshi had such an adorable sounding voice. To see her getting mad and speak of killing bad guys… in such a cute voice… ‘Cute? Uh oh…,’ John thought as his face went blank.

“” Hoshi asked, becoming a bit nervous.

John was about to respond when there came a soft knock at the door of the room. Without waiting, a young peach-colored earth mare wearing a plain black and white kimono entered the room and bowed. “”

Both John and Hoshi stood up. John groaned mostly from being stiff from sitting so long. “” John replied to the mare. The peach-colored mare bowed and left the room as John walked to the bathroom to call for Moondancer. “Moonie? Breakfast is ready. Come on out.” When he didn’t hear a response, he knocked on the door. “Moondancer? Are you okay?” There was still no answer and it worried him. Preparing himself for anything, John quickly opened the door.

“Took you long enough,” Moondancer stated as she struck a sexy pose in the tub, her silky wet mane draped over her shoulders like an earth horse’s reigns waiting to be grabbed and used in a very suggestive manner. “I came twice just thinking about what that cock of yours did to me. I can’t wait till you plow me like that again. In fact, how about right now?” With a grin, Moonie turned around and shoved her rump in the air towards John.

Even though the sight was enticing to John, the thought of getting some food in his system won over the need to get laid for the third or fourth time this morning. He looked at the unicorn as she swayed her flank from side to side. The battle between hunger and horny went for a second round. But it was hunger that won again. “Okay, okay. That can wait for now. Remember we have things to do and I’m starving.”

“Mmm. Yeah. ‘Things to do.’ Like the ‘things’ we did earlier? And if you’re hungry, take a bite of me,” said Moondancer and she moved her flank around in circles.

John couldn’t help but laugh at the scene playing out in front of him. “C’mon. Get thank flank of yours in gear. I still gotta get dressed, too. Dere is waiting to talk to us. I hope she has some info we could use.”

Moondancer chided herself. With the awesome sex she got from John, she forgot she needs to get back to her own home and time. “Yeah. You’re right. We need to get back. We shouldn’t be here in this timeline. And who knows what trouble we’re causing just by being here.” Moondancer’s horn lit up and a glow surrounded her. A moment later and she was completely dry. “So, hurry and get dressed,” she said as she licked her lips while staring at John.

John was not amused. “A little privacy, please?”

Moonie’s face scrunched up. “Oh, come on! It’s not like I haven’t seen it.” She grinned widely as she leaned forward a little for a closer look.

John facepalmed and shook is head. “Out, please,” he said simply.

Moonie pouted but trotted out in a huff. “Fine. But I wanna get some more of that hot dicking later.”

John closed the bathroom door, sighed, and put on his barely washed and still wrinkled clothing. Shortly after, both Moondancer and Hoshi were waiting for him at the door. He placed his blue katana on his side and joined his traveling partner as they followed their new pony friend to the palace dining hall.

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To Be Continued…

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Author’s Notes and Easter Eggs:

1. ...sat silently at the small kotatsu sipping at the recently delivered tea…: This is a stereotypical scene seen in a lot of anime, even after a rather intense act. And the kotatsu, a table with a built-in blanket, just makes it more stereotypical.

2. Ane-san and One-san: The difference between these two is that the first means ‘elder sister’ and the latter means ‘older sister.’ The reason I used this will be revealed later.

3. And it was at that moment... Hoshi knew... she fucked up: This is a well used phrase in GTA5 Win/Fail YouTube videos.

4. I’m… I’m very sorry. What I did was uncalled for. I should have closed the door once I saw what you were doing. And what I did to you… Please forgive me!: A wise Buddhist once said nine words that can change the world. ‘I am sorry. I was wrong. Please forgive me.’

5. Kirifuda: Believe it or not, this name translates to ‘Trump’ as in ‘trump card’ which makes sense considering the character was both a leader and a powerful last resort in battle.

6. And if you’re hungry, take a bite of me: A line from the song ‘Jungle Love’ by The Time from the mid 80s.

7. ...hot dicking…: From the classic and funny ‘Dr. Tran’ animated videos. Also found on YouTube.

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FoE Parody: LotE - 01 - Stone

Fallout Equestria [Parody]: Legend of the Earthbound

By: Plot Twist of Neighpon

Chapter 01: Stone

Once upon a time, in the...

Wait a minute. Before we get started here, I have to ask. Have you read the original 'Fallout Equestria' story by Kkat? No? Well how about 'Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons' by Somber? Uh, 'Murky Number Seven' by FuzzyVeeVee? 'Pink Eyes' by Mimezinga? Any of them!? How do you expect to get any of the references here if you haven't read them? Looks like some of you have some catching up to do. I'll tell you what. For the ones who need it, go and read through the original Fallout Equestria. We'll wait. ........... Done yet? No?. Okay, okay. To make this a little quicker, try using a Text-To-Speech program for your phone or computer. ........... Huh? TTS not good enough for you? Let's see... Try listening to the story readings or audio dramas on YouTube. What's that? You didn't know about the audio dramas? Oh, wow, they are soooo awesome. And the groups that do them are worthy of your support. So go support them! Show your love to ponies... er, people like EileMonty and Nowacking for their voice contributions, as well as CrazedRambling and Stable-Tec Studios for their beautiful readings that bring the story to life in so many ways. ........... Now are you caught up? Alrighty then. We can get started with the parody. And yes, you can use TTS for this story if you want. Remember to keep in mind that this story ISN’T canon to the original and may have spoilers and/or ideas that were pulled from a bored, demented mind. Also remember that this is going to mainly be a CLOPFIC (especially in later chapters). Are you ready? Alright! We've got a long way to go. So let's get going!

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Once upon a time, in the magical land of, well, Earth...

Heat. Heat never changes. Especially in the state of Texas. And when you're a teen who refuses to drink alcohol with your buddies while hanging out in a hot Texas town that barely holds 1000 people who only care about high school football, you can more or less be regarded as an outcast or even as a loner. You don't get asked to tag along as much anymore. You tend to lose all of the friends you've gained over the months or years. When that happens, you tend to turn to other sources for enjoyment, entertainment and fun.

This was the dilemma of one John Stone. A nineteen year old who just missed being top of his 1999 graduating class. That feat alone was remarkable considering he was, at the time, the only African-American half-breed in the school. In fact, he and his family were the only ones of color in the entire town. That didn't bother him much as he still made good friends while growing up and didn't have to deal with racism. It was only in high school when things got a little awkward. His passion for other endeavors consumed a lot of his time and kept him home more often than not. His parents didn't ponder on his activities too much since he was in the house most of the time and they always knew where he was.

And what was this interest of John that has all but made him a shut-in? What had John so involved that even the last of his friends and classmates have given up on trying to invite him out for social activities? It was not one, but three things that could grab and hold the attention of John Stone.

The first was Martial Arts. He reveled in the artistic beauty of the movements; the inner power of the body that could rewrite physics. His love for the Arts was so strong that he began to tutor himself using any devices at hand. May they be his family's encyclopedia set, mailing out for instruction pamphlets, or trying to mimic Bruce Lee fight scenes on his TV.

His second interest was Japanese animation; also known to many as Anime. He had been hooked years earlier when he saw the blockbuster movie 'Akira' for the first time. By his third year of high school, he had an impressive collection of VHS tapes of his favorite shows. It was a harmless addiction.... at first. But his addiction grew to a point where he now wanted to travel to Japan and buy as much anime as he could. But with the choice of either starting college in a couple months, training full time at a dojo in a larger town, or spending over $1,500 on a round trip plane ticket to go on a shopping spree for weird cartoons that aren't even in English.... As you would expect from a smart, goal driven individual, his choice was as intelligent as he was. Now all John needs is some type of job to raise just enough money for a good school. A good school for Martial Arts lessons that is. And also raise enough money for a round trip ticket to Japan and for shopping once there. Well, as they say, two out of three ain't bad. Right?

John was already in decent shape. Thanks to his parents who were on the brink of being health nuts, John not only ate well but ate the right things that helped trim fat and build muscle on his six foot frame. And since there wasn't much to do in town, John would take long walks around the town just to relieve boredom. So, after three months of hard training in Hapkido, as well as Kendo swordsmanship in the nearby city of Lubbock, and working part time at a Japanese restaurant where he was able to pick up some language lessons from the head chef, John Stone was ready for his trip to a whole new land.

Funny how fate loves to step in when things are going your way and completely screws with you by bringing puns and vague thoughts to life. Two days. Just two more days and John would have been on his way to Japan. Just what exactly made him take that one last walk around his little town on that fateful Wednesday evening is, to this day, still beyond him.

(To Be Continued)

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FoE Parody: LotE - 08 - A New Land

Fallout Equestria [Parody]: Legend of the Earthbound

By: Plot Twist of Neighpon

Chapter 08: A New Land

Inside the portal...

John Stone sat in a kaleidoscope of colors. Not moving one way or the other. He was stuck. He could panic, but he knew panicking was the worse thing he could do in a situation like this. Then another end of the portal opened and closed as he was joined by another individual. "Who's there? Is that you, Lyra?" John called out to the figure. As it got closer, he saw that it was a pony but the colors weren't right for Lyra. And the hair... um... mane style was wrong as well. And... they had... glasses?

"Are you John Stone," the new pony asked as their voice echoed throughout the inner tunnel of the portal.

John took a moment to look at this new unicorn pony. It looked and sounded like a mare, at least. But he didn't think Lyra would have told anyone about him yet. "Yes. I'm John. Who are you?"

"My name is Moondancer. You can call me Moonie if you'd like. I believe you know a classmate of mine. Lyra Heartstrings?" She smiled as she walked closer to John.

"Yes, I do. Where is she? She wasn't suppose to make a portal back to Earth until next week. Unless time flows faster in Equestria..."

"No. As far as I can tell, time flows at the same rate as your own world." Moondancer reached John and gauged his height. "My, aren't you a big one," she giggled and held out a hoof. "Lyra told me quite a bit about you and your world. Especially about your... ahem... special talents."

"Huh? What are you talkin... Ohhhh. She told you about that? Haha." John wore a smirk as he took her hoof to shake in greeting. She had a nice librarian look to her that seemed just right for her. She could probably pull off a 'sexy' librarian look if she wanted to.

"Oh yes. It was a very... heated conversation. If you know what I mean." Moondancer gave a half-lidded look and a smile to John who simply chuckled in response.

"Okay, I get it. So, are we going to stay in here or do you know the way out?" John asked looking around again for a possible exit.

"Simple. We'll be heading back to your world through the opening you came... through..." Her voice trails off as she sees that John's entrance was closed behind him. Her eyes turned to pinpricks as she slowly turned around to see that the entrance back to her own house in Equestria had also closed. They were truly in limbo in more ways than one.

"Uh, yeah, right. My portal entrance was inside a moving toilet around thirty thousand feet in the air. I'm not sure I want to go back through there, even if it was still there. You know what? No. I'm very sure I don't want to go back through a toilet."

Moondancer broke out in a nervous sweat as she began to panic. She didn't expect this to happen. She didn't have a backup plan if the spell was cast wrong. Her eyes went wide as she pranced nervously in place. 'What to do? What to do? What to do? What to do?'

John saw her getting very distraught. That's not something they needed right now. He had to calm her down somehow. He wasn't sure if all mares from Equus were similar, but he remembered what helped Lyra. He then went to his knees and got her attention by holding on to her shoulders and looking into her lavender eyes. "Moondancer! Just calm down. I know nothing about portals other than they start in one place and lead to another. But I do know that you more than likely have the ability to find an exit and get us out of here. You seem to be a very smart pony. So I have a good feeling you know of a way to get us out."

She stopped in place and became calm in almost an instant. 'Huh? How did he do that,' Moondancer asked herself with a tinge of a blush. 'He was right. I'm the only one here that can do this. I need to focus.' She closed her eyes to think. She opened this portal using an item to lock on a target location. If she wanted to go to John's planet, all she should need is another item from him. Her eyes shot open in inspiration. "I got it! I need an item of yours to use a location spell and link to your world! Then I can cast another portal spell to create the exit," she exclaimed in a hurry. She beamed in pride as she seemed to congratulate herself for coming up with such a good plan in a pinch. In her mind she could see Twilight promising a good flank-spank for a job well done.

John smiled. "Now you're talking. Hmm. I have my sword here that I just got a couple of days ago. Will this do?" he asked, bringing the wrapped sword out in front of him to present to Moonie.

Moondancer took the wrapped object in her magic... and felt an overwhelming surge of guilt. Images of the past week flashed through her mind; Lyra coming through the portal, Moonie plotting against Lyra, Moonie lying to Lyra about what really happened, Moonie tricking the nurse into getting what she needed; Moonie wanting to take credit for finding humans; Moonie wanting to use John’s huge member for sex. Moondancer's magic cut off as she dropped the sword and collapsed. Tears began to fall from her eyes as she backed away from it.

John rushed to Moondancer as she looked scared out of her wits. "What's wrong? What happened? Did it work? Talk to me!" He snapped his fingers in front of her eyes but she seemed to pay it no attention. He took her by her shoulders and shook her a little. She seemed to focus again as her eyes trained on him.

"John, I'm..." Moonie was about to say she was so sorry for what she had done but stopped herself in time. Why did she have those thoughts? Why did she feel so guilty? She didn't have time for this. She'll deal with that stuff later. "I'm… I’m alright. S-sorry for worrying you," she finally said with a smile.

"What happened to you? You almost looked like you were getting struck by lightning. Are you really okay? Did the sword do that to you?" John asked, looking her over to see if there were any marks or bruises on her but found none.

"I'm not sure what happened. But I think I made some kind of connection with it. It doesn't matter. I think I got the signature I need for the spell. Stand back a little as I focus my magic," she said as she stood up again and shook herself.

"Okay then. If you think you can do it. Just don't link to a toilet. Or a trash dumpster. Or a falling meteor. Um, just try for a safe place on the ground and we'll go from there," John said finally.

Moondancer's horn began to glow purple as she closed her eyes in concentration. Her brows furrowed as the glow from her horn got brighter. The atmosphere of the inner portal seemed to change as she added the swords information to the spell. Suddenly, appearing fifteen feet away was a new portal. This one was a sphere of purple, but the dim color inside was almost all brown and gray.

"You did it!" John exclaimed. "I knew you could do it. Well, shall we get out of here? I like all the pretty colors but this was a little too much like a mural. This place needs some gray walls," John said to Moonie as he picked up his sword again.

Moondancer looked in amazement. It occurred to her that she may had done the impossible. Creating a portal within a portal. The books say it couldn't be done; that it was impossible to complete. 'Well, I guess those books need a new word in their vocabulary. "Unpossible. -- Something that hasn't been done quite yet."' She smiled smugly to herself as she walked with John to the new portal exit.

They both walked through the sphere at the same time as was pushed through by an unseen force of pressure. They both landed in a large field of short, dying grass as the portal closed behind them. It seemed as if it were early evening and the grey clouds were covering every bit of sky. The air had an odd scent to it as John sniffed it. He thought to himself as to where they might be. 'Pasadena Texas? Naw. It's too quiet and I don’t see any refineries close by.' He look to his side and saw Moonie in an embarrassing face down, flank up position. And her flank just happened to be facing him.

"Ugh. I feel terrible. What was that push for?" Moonie then noticed the position she was in and stood up quickly while covering her flank with her forehooves. "Ah! What are you doing? You didn't see, did you?"

"What!? What are you talking about? Are you trying to say I looked at your butt? Well it's not like I couldn't help it. It was right there in front of me. It was the first thing I saw when I turned to you. "

Moonie blushed as she was about to retort when her ears flicked up at a sudden noise. "What was that sound?"

John looked around but didn't see anything. But he thought he could hear something just over a far hill like the sound of rocks or gravel. John looked at Moonie as she looked back at him. They both silently agreed to go check out the sound. They got up and walked towards the crest of the hill.

What they found was a long stretch of dirt road about two hundred meters away being traveled by at least nine wagons being pulled by ponies wearing round, pointed hats that looked to John like traditional Japanese village style headgear, and small burlap cloaks over their backs. Walking next to the wagons were four or five other ponies in the same garb.

"Well, by the looks of it, we seem to have come back to Equus. But where on Equus are we? I don't recognize this area and I don't see any landmarks," said Moonie as she pulled out her atlas with her magic. "Okay, this is definitely Equus. I have my magic and it's working good. Too bad this book can't really tell me anything about the area."

John kept looking at the trail of wagons. He noticed none of the ponies pulling the wagons had either wings or horns. "They have to be going somewhere or else they wouldn't be traveling. I say we catch up to them and say hello."

Moonie thought to herself for a moment. "Well, it's worth a try. We can't stay here. We can at least find out where we are. But..." Moonie looked up and down at John. "I'm not sure if you wouldn't be seen as a threat. It may be best that you wait up here while I talk to them.

John looked to Moonie and then back to the wagons. Remembering how Lyra reacted on first seeing him, he agreed it would be a good idea. "Alright. But if you run into any kind of problems, you come back here. You understand?"

Moonie smiled confidently. "No problem. I can handle this. I'll be back." She then took off at a gallop down the gentle slope of the hill. It only took her a minute to catch up with the wagons. She yelled out to get their attention. "Excuse me!? Sorry! My friend and I are lost! Can you tell me where we are or where the next town is!?" She was maybe twenty feet from the last wagon when an arrow landed in the ground with a thud just in front of her. She skidded to a stop as she looked around her. Five ponies that weren't pulling wagons were facing her. Two of them had bows in their hooves. Another two pulled out swords with their muzzles while one pulled out a sword with magic. Of course the unicorn’s horn was covered by the hat they were wearing. Duh. "Yikes! I'm sorry! Don't shoot! Did I say something wrong?" Moonie's ears splayed back and fell back on her haunches as she looked from one pony to the other. She noticed they had scars as if they had been in lots of fights. One of the ponies with a bow had a hind leg poorly wrapped in a bandage. Another sword pony had a huge gash across their chest that looked barely healed. 'My Celestia! What happened to these ponies?' She didn't have time to think for long as all of the weapon wielding ponies began to advance on her. She started to backpedal to get away from them. "I- I'm sorry! I didn't mean to..." Another arrow flew past her cheek, barely missing her head. She went into action and threw up a protection shield and began to run back to John. One of the ponies, the one using magic, she guessed, loudly yelled out something she couldn't understand just before all five ponies chased after her up the hill.

John watched in horror as the first arrow was launched. He knew it was a warning shot. But the way those ponies were looking at Moonie he knew it wouldn't just end with a warning. He quickly looked down to his sword still wrapped in cloth from the store. "It seems I get to use you a lot earlier than when I wanted. Funny how things happen like that..." John grimaced as he unwrapped the sword. The piercing blue of the scabbard shone through as the cloth was removed. It gave John a sense of purpose. As the cloth finally came off, he looked to see that Moonie was running top speed back up the hill towards him. He had just fastened the sword to his left side when he heard it...

"< Defend the caravan! >"

(To Be Continued)

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