Fallout Equestria [Parody]: Legend of the Earthbound (Rebooted)

by Plot Twist of Neighpon

FoE Parody: LotE - 05 - New Discovery

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Fallout Equestria [Parody]: Legend of the Earthbound

By: Plot Twist of Neighpon

Chapter 05: New Discovery (Semi-Clop near end)

August 11th
8:54PM
Canterlot, Equestria

Moondancer was doing her final rounds in the library. The cream colored unicorn used her magic to put away books left out by other students, pick up trash, stow seats under tables, and lock up doors. It wasn't until she made it to the Ancient History section when she noticed a light around the corner. "Oh great. I swear these ponies are going to get banned from using this place if they don't have the simple common decency to put out reading lamps after they're done using them." The sixteen year old mare walked towards the area and turned the corner, only to find that instead of a burning lamp, there was a large, flickering circle of light coming from the wall. And inside the circle was a kaleidoscope of colors. A telltale sign of a portal. "What the... What is this even doing here? And where does it go?" She looked around to see various books on pony evolution and anatomy but no names were attached to them. Moondancer pondered who would make a portal to leave the library, or even enter it, but then pushed the thought away as she needed to think about what to do with it. Who knew what would come through if it stayed open. Should she notify a teacher about this? That may take a while seeing that it's very late at night and nopony's here. Maybe she could close it herself now and notify the right ponies in the morning. "Yes. That sounds like a great idea. I should be able to do this." Her horn lit up in a glow of light purple magic as she focused on the portal. "I just need to find the frequency... and match my magic to it..." Her bushy brows furrowed in concentration as her magic surrounded the sphere. "And... got it! Hmm. It seems the maximum time limit was running out on this portal anyway. But I should still close it now. Huh? What's this feeling I'm getting from the portal? It... doesn't feel right. It's as if it's not of this world. But that's impossible. Could it be that it leads to another world? If I were to go through, especially now, I may be trapped wherever it comes out. Maybe if I memorize the portal's magical signature, I could create the portal again! I don't have time to take notes now. I'll just try to remember it. But right now, this thing is unstable. I need to close it. And I need to stop talking out loud to myself all the time.” As moondancer activated her magic to undo the portal, there was a yell from somewhere inside the sphere. She stopped as she looked around the area and then inside the portal. There was an object moving very fast towards her. Moondancer barely had enough time to dodge out of the way as the object was shot out of the portal like a cannon, causing it to slam against the far wall and slump to the ground. A few seconds later, the portal itself popped out of existence.

Moondancer, who had ducked under a table for cover, peered over to the wall to see... Lyra Heartstrings. She looked battered and blood trickled out of her mouth from the impact. She wasn't moving and looked like she was barely breathing. Moondancer rushed to her in confusion. "Lyra? Lyra!? Wake up! Are you alright? Wake up!" Lyra didn't respond in any way. Moondancer checked for a pulse and found that it was there but weak. "Don't worry, Lyra. I'll get you to the hospital as soon as I can." Slowly and carefully, Moondancer used her magic to levitate Lyra without causing more injury to her. In doing so, the red pendant Lyra was wearing around her neck slid off. Moondancer picked it up and noticed it was a voice recording gem.

And it was still recording.

Moondancer used her magic to stop the recording, making the red gem change to a bright blue, then looked at Lyra levitating within her magic. "First thing's first. Hospital...," she said, slipping the pendant in her bag as she started to run for the library entrance, "...and then we'll find out where she went and how she got there."

It took Moondancer almost ten minutes to get Lyra to the doctors. But luckily the doctors were able to be stabilize her though she was still unconscious. They wrapped her head and parts of her body in bandages, then gave her medicine to help her rest. Moondancer stayed until the doctors told her Lyra was okay and sleeping soundly. Moondancer later walked to her simple home and breathed a sigh of relief. She looked at the clock which read 1:37AM. It had already been a long night but... She took out Lyra's recording gem from her saddle bag to look at it. "Something tells me I should make some coffee." As she walked into her kitchen, she used her magic to activate the gem. The gem's color changed to a shiny green as sound came from within it.

"Ahem. Testing... testing. This is Lyra Heartstrings. The time is... seven PM sharp. This voice log will contain notes for my thesis on Earth Pony History called 'Why Earth Ponies are called Earth Ponies.' I'm about to try a spell here in the Canterlot library to help locate the information I need quicker. If the book or books I need are here, then the spell should either bring me the books or lead me to them. Pause recording..."

By now, Moondancer had her mug of hot coffee in her magic and walked into her living area which she also used as a study. She put the mug of coffee down onto a table and sat on a soft cushion. She took off her thick black rimmed glasses and set them next to the mug as she brushed her rust-colored mane with a purple stripe out of her eyes.

"Lyra Heartstrings' voice log continued. I've cast the spell. But something happened. Somehow I've created a portal. I wasn't expecting this. Maybe it will lead me to the books I need. From the looks of it, I think it's safe to go in. At least it looks stable enough. Well, if I plan to get anything done with my thesis, I need to see where this portal leads me. I hope it'll just take me to another place with books rather than just to the middle of nowhere. The last thing I need is to get lost. From the power signature coming from the portal, it should stay open for almost two hours. That should give me all the time I need to find what I'm looking for. I'm going in now." ----- "No problems so far. It feels kinda warm in here. At least I can tell which way is forwards and backwards. Wait... I see an orange light up ahead. Is that a fire? Oh my! Did I set something on fire? Okay, okay. Don't panic. Um, um... Gotta put the fire out. Okay, I got it. I'm casting an ice spell to cover the area. That'll be quicker than using water." ----- "Whew. Much better. Okay, I'm at the other end of the por... WHOA! Falling! What in Celestia...! Um, ahh! Levitation!!"

Sweat dripped down Moondancer's forehead. "What did Lyra get herself into!?" She felt as if she was reading the best action book ever. Her heart was beating fast and chills ran down her spine. "Oooh! The excitement is getting to me. What happened?" She seemed to question the gem as if the gem itself was Lyra. But in a moment, the recording continued.

"Lyra Heartstrings' voice log continued. This thing better be recording. Ahem. I've just completed the last spell. And it seems the portal has worked successfully even though I wasn't expecting that fire. My location is unknown at this time but I'm sure it's not Equestria....."

And for the next hour, Moondancer overheard the interactions between the Equestrian unicorn Lyra Heartstrings... and the Earthling John Stone. She heard the threats. Heard the jokes. Heard human-pony differences. She also heard the kisses, the cries of passion, and the love confessions. Moondancer was stunned. Lyra had traveled to another world called Earth and fell in love with an alien being! "More. I need to know more!!" she shouted as she stood up to get quill and parchment, but noticed that she wasn't in the best condition to do so quite yet. After paying very close attention to the love making, Moondancer had gotten a bit wet between her hind legs. "Um, okay. Need to clop first. Then I'll get more information." She quickly trotted to her bedroom and searched around for... "Ah! There you are." A pile of books in the far corner of the room hid the vertically striped lavender and purple object. She picked it up in her magic as she made her way onto the bed. "Hey there, Sparky. It's been a while. I really need you tonight. Do you miss me? I know I missed you. You should take more time away from the Princess and visit me more." With a massive blush covering her cheeks, she laid face down on the bed with her rump in the air. "Can you see how I've ached for you? Can you see how wet I am after finding out our schoolmate Lyra found love on an alien world and got the rutting of a lifetime? Do you know what was so special about his species? They could rut for hours instead of just a couple of minutes! You could rut me like that if you wanted. You can just ask me," she whispered to the floating dildo representation of her obsession. "Or you can just take me wherever you want." She then used her magic to slam Sparky deep within her folds. The sounds of her wetness echoed around the room as the dildo plunged in and out of her through the rest of the night. "Yes! Yes! Just like that! Ah! Do it! Take me, Twi! Take me hard!"

(To Be Continued)

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