Fallout Equestria: The Idiot

by Crimson ichor

Rating: mature
Tags: Gore, Original Character, Comedy, Queen Chrysalis, Other, Adventure, Tragedy, Crossover, Dark, Alternate Universe
Length: 135

A young and hopeful donkey goes out into the wasteland. He leaves the only home he's ever known to change the world himself. He wishes to save Equestria, and return it's broken lands to it's pre-war majesty. May the wastes have mercy on his soul...

A young, hopeful, and starry-eyed donkey escapes his home of stable 33 and ventures on into the wastes. He goes forth not to find someone, or to retrieve something, but to simply make the wastes a better place for all willing let it. He leaves the only home he has to fix the world's sins, and to help and heal the broken lands! Armed with nothing more than his own hooves, and a dream, he strives to be Equestria's greatest hero.

Obviously, such a feat is impossible for any average pony. This donkey is just an optimistic fool who can't accept that the old Equestria is long-since dead. That everything he had known of the old world through books and artwork were all blasted away in the pure fury of the megaspells.

Raiders, mobs, and hostile tribes are only a few of the dangers he'll face; not counting the wildlife, and normal citizens themselves. Even worse yet, rumours run rampant of a mysterious new enemy attempting to rule the wastes, as many have before. Whether these myths hold any weight or not, is still too early to tell...

The unforgiving lands will tear this moron to shreds, as it has broken countless more before him. But, as any idiot with an unreachable dream, he fights on, determined to make it a reality.

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Small little hiatus to sort out the story. Don't go worrying your little heads, now!

Published 2016-12-27 01:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-12-27 01:50:01 UTC

Prologue: Dreams

Author's Note

Dangit! Dang it all to Tartarus! I didn't want this to be my first fic on this site! :raritydespair:

Oh well... At least this'll serve as some... practice! Yeah, that's it!

Heh, heh, don't worry, mares and gentlecolts; my mad ramblings only mean that the first real chapter to this fic will take... about a week. Maybe two if school once again intrudes on my life! Just know, that i'll be focusing on two fics! A bit tricky to pull off, but I am nothing if not resourceful! :trixieshiftright:

Oh, and one more thing! If some of you came out of this chapter with more questions than answers, then please know: I originally wanted to give this fic a Mystery tag. I just hit my tagging limit! :pinkiecrazy: