No one knows how long ago they came to be, just that they are the unwritten rules all over modern Equestria.

1. No pony likes books, or anypony that likes books.
2. No pony likes art, or anypony who likes art.
3. No pony likes science, or anypony who likes science.
4. No pony likes history, or anypony who likes history.
5. No pony likes anypony related to 1, 2, 3 or 4.

Thankfully, there are always the anarchists.

Teen for mature themes, Sex tag for suggestive themes

This work is heavily inspired by Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 and M. T. Anderson's Feed.

Beware: Australian spelling used past this point. Proceed with caution.