Yann and Dreo got bored and wrote a story that will make you cringe and laugh! But mostly cringe....

“Are you guys ready for whatever’s here?” Yann asks.

“We gotta be dude, whoever’s here, needs help. It’s just like being back on Earth again eh?” Dreo jokes.

“Yeah, I do miss my costume though it was cool” Yann chuckles.

“What about family? You don’t miss those?” Dreo asks.

“Nah, as long as I had music, I didn’t need anything” Yann replies.

“That reminds me, why did you live in that tiny apartment? You could’ve had a mansion anywhere but you chose that tiny house next to me, why?” Dreo asks.

“We’re bro’s dude, we stick by each other, we were also needed for defending the city due to the high crime levels” Yann answers.

“Good point” Dreo scratches the back of his head.

“Anyway let’s help these pony people help that other err pony person” Yann scratches his chin in thought.

“Nice try, but you failed” Dreo laughs.

“Oh! Oh! Can I laugh to? What are we laughing at?” Pinkie Pie asks.

“Me” Yann laughs.

“Oh” Pinkie Pie laughs

“It’s quite dark isn’t it?” Twilight gulps.

“Leave that to me” Yann smiles as he strums a few notes on his guitar and the forest becomes well lit.

“Thank you” Twilight smiles.

“It’s what I’m here for” Yann chuckles. “Anyway let me make this a little easier for us” Yann strums his guitar and the group start to levitate over the forest and are placed on an invisible platform created by Yann’s guitar.

“Dreo, Ladies this bridge will stay here as long as I can hold it up, so don’t worry about it breaking it’ll be here as long as needed” Yann smiles.

“You heard the Colt ladies, let’s get to work” Twilight orders.

“Okay!” The girls reply.

“How long can you hold this up for? I don’t want it to be too much strain, remember last time?” Dreo worriedly asks.

“Of course I do, my arm was broken for 3 months” Yann chuckles “I’ll be fine”

“If you say so bro” Dreo wonders off looking for the missing pony.

-10 minutes later-

“I’ve got a sight on him!” Dreo shouts.

Yann and the girls run towards Dreo, Yann still strumming to keep the bridge up.

“Damn dude, look at those awesome looking dogs!” Yann says out loud.

“Awesome? Their deadly Yann!” Twilight sparkle points her hoof at the dogs.

“They look a bit weird, are they made of wood?” Dreo asks.

“Yes, those are known as Timberwolves” Twilight points out.

“Ah think we should be careful when challenging ‘em” Applejack says.

“Once again, leave them to me” Yann says as he lowers the bridge to the ground behind a bush so the girls could get off. “Now ladies, don’t leave this bush no matter what you see, remember what my power is”

“Okay Yann, we’ll be right here if you need us” Applejack says worriedly.

“Bro, you got this, easy pickings right?” Dreo smirks.

“Of Course” Yann chuckles.

Yann walks out of the bushes throwing his guitar in the air causing it to disappear, he then places his right hand over his left hand where the cutie mark is and twists it. A bright light starts to form in front of Yann and a rectangle of light glows in front of Yann.

“Ah hello my old friend” Yann smiles as the light starts to dim revealing the rectangle to be a Notavation Launchpad. “Let’s rock their world” Yann’s smile disappears and is replaced with a concentration face.

Yann takes a deep breath and continues to walk towards the Timberwolves, Yann prepares himself to start him musical attack. The Timberwolves hear him coming and they turn around and start growling at him.

“Hey! You Cheese Sandwich?!”  Yann shouts over the sound of the growling.

“Y-Yeah!” Cheese Sandwich shouts back.

“Good! Now just past these Timberwolves and get behind me!” Yann shouts.

“I-I’ll try!” Cheese Sandwich shouts back.

Cheese Sandwich runs through a gap in the wolves on the left hand side of Yann.

“Good job dude, now, you ready for a show?” Yann asks.

“You’re not gonna fight them are you?” Cheese Sandwich asks.

“Yes, yes I am” Yann’s finger presses down on one of the button causing the sound of a kick drum to play.

“You must be insane!” Cheese Sandwich shouts.

“Ah don’t worry about me, these guys don’t stand a chance, now please step back and be silent, I need to concentrate” Yann says getting in position to start his attack.

-(Song Played by Yann https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhI_GPBowl4)-

The ground crumbles around Yann as his eyes start to blacken and darkness starts to slowly seep out through his eyelids and mouth. Slowly the darkness starts to from a blanket around the entire forest.

“You ready?” Yann chuckles.

Tentacles made from the darkness start slamming into the ground around the Timberwolves and turn into giant pillars coated in spikes. Yann slowly starts glowing a dark purple.

“I kill you in my dreams!” Yann screams.

The spikes of the pillars start to shoot out to the beat of the song, repeatedly slamming into the side of the Timberwolves. Cracking and breaking sounds can be heard from the bushes the girls are hiding in. Yann stops playing the song.

“Let’s go for a finally!” Yann shouts as the pillars and dark cloud disappear. “Darkness has an enemy, but under my rule! They are allies! A DEADLY FORCE!” Yann chuckles. “Let me shed a little light in this dark place”

-(Song played by Yann https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsz497IqoH0 if you are going to listen along then please skip to 1:20)

“LIGHT BOW DOWN TO MY WILL!” Yann shouts.

A huge beam of light comes from the sky and lands directly on the Timberwolves, setting them on fire.

“YOU SHALL CAUSE NO MORE PROBLEMS IN THIS LIFE, OR THE NEXT!” Yann shouts as the light engulfs him and slowly starts to die down as his body is now in a suit of armour made from white and gold metal, with two big pairs of angel wings protruding from his back and a huge black box on his back.

“No mercy shall be shown” Yann mumbles as the black box on his back opens up revealing a huge metal swirl. “Be prepared to be purged from this world” Yann growls.

The laser on his back starts to glow white as the tip starts sparking, and then the laser extends over Yanns head.

“Caelo et Inferno, incendemus te scelerati!” Yann shouts.

A huge beam hits all of the Timberwolves and wood  creaking and dog whimpers and screams can be heard as the beam engulfs the last of the Timberwolves.

Yann stops playing the song and turns towards Cheese Sandwich.

“Nothing to worry about” Yann chuckles as the armour, laser and wings fall off of him.

“W-Wha. I-I” Cheese Sandwich then passes out.

“It’s oveeeeer!”Yann shouts “You can come out now!”

Dreo was the first one to step out.

“You just love showing off don’t you?” Dreo chuckles.

“Hey, there are ladies here, of course I’m gonna show off” Yann laughs.

The others just sit in the bush eyes and mouths wide open.

“Urm.... They okay in there?” Yann asks.

“Hey girls! You okay over there?” Dreo asks.

“That.... Was.... AWESOME!” Rainbow Dash shouts.

“Why thank you” Yann pretends to blush.

“Oh god” Dreo facepalms.

“Remind me to never upset him” Applejack jokes.

“Glad to see you guys aren’t too scared about my powers” Yann smiles “Most people just get scared and run off”

“Hey we’re your friends, ‘course we’re gunna stay” Applejack smiles.

“Friends? Damn that was quick” Yann jokes.

“So Yann when you gonna show me you’re full strength?” Dreo asks.

“F-Full strength?” The girls shout.

“Wait you thought that was my full strength” Yann laughs. “Nowhere near my full power, I weakened myself so I wouldn’t damage the forest or Ponyville”

The girls just stare in silence.

“What?” Yann asks.

“I guess they’re still surprised, give them a second” Dreo chuckles.

“Are you a god?” Rainbow Dash asks.

“I guess you could call me that, I guess you could call me the god of reality, it’s a name I’m not happy with, calling me a god just because I control nearly all” Yann scratches his beard.

“Nearly all?” Applejack asks.

“Yeah, I’m the god of reality, Dreo is the god of Blades” Yann scratches the back of his head.

“Oh great, now they’re gonna wanna see me do my thing now even more. Thanks a lot Yann” Dreo groans.

“You’re very welcome Dreo” Yann smirks.

“Let’s get back to Princess Celestia” Yann says as he makes his Notavation Launchpad disappear and makes his Fender Standard Strat Arctic White with Rosewood Fretboard appear in his hand.

“You guys ready?” Yann smiles.

“Eeyup” Applejack replies.

“Yay! I loooove teleporting!” Pinkie Pie hops up and down excitedly.

“Well, let’s go see Celestia and tell her the news” Twilight Sparkle says standing next to Dreo.

Yann starts strumming his guitar and they are once again teleported to the castle.

“Well, that was a fun adventure” Yann sighs as he stops strumming his guitar.

“Humans, may I have a word with you? In private” Celestia asks.

“Sure thing Princess” Yann and Dreo bow.