Twilight's Private Time

by Erebus Cantillon

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, Anthro, Princess Luna, Trixie, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Sex
Length: 4923

Twilight Sparkle, really loves her Teacher/Princess Princess Celestia. Likely more than others are aware of.

Twilight Sparkle "saves Princess Celestia from a "vile danger" and is rewarded.
I think it could've been rated teen, but I'm rating "mature" just to be safe

Trigger Warning~
Accidental voodoo/body possession, Plushie Doll, Doll Obsession, Magic Fondling, Bondage, Luna's Royal Canterlot Voice, Spanking

Published 2016-10-29 10:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-10-29 10:50:01 UTC

Twilight's Private Time

Author's Note

I should prep this by saying, this fiction was written years ago on my old laptop, and I only recently remembered it. This was written while Twilight was still a unicorn, and definitely before Tirek destroyed the old Tree-Library.
And I sure as hell wasn't going to re-edit 4,500+ words just to make it fit. So i just finished up the rest and here it is.

Twilight's Private Time

Twilight Sparkle trotted to her bookshelf and smiled to her "subjects"
"Hello to you all. I hope one of you has something for me to learn from."
She wore white thigh-high stocking, a poofy purple tartan skirt, a slim white blouse, and dainty shiny black shoes. A nimbus of purple magic escorted a book off it's shelf and into her hands.
"What have you for me to read of?" She asked her book as if it could answer with a voice of its own.

"The Anatomy of the Male Reproductive Organs. cross-section 1"

"NO!" She squeaked and squealed in panic, she slammed the book closed, and flushed a humiliated red into her cheeks. A pomf of chest-tuft furled out in physical protest.
It was a medical book... it was purely for the study of the pony anatomy, and surely not for pervert thoughts. But she still wasn't very good at thinking about *those things* without thinking about how boy-ponies and girl-ponies make babies and... oh dear, she could still feel all the blood flushing her face red in embarrassment.
She really would like to one day have a wonderful stallion to marry with a pretty ceremony. But she still had other thoughts. Her mentor, school-filly crush, unrequited love and ruler of all of Equestria....
"Ohhh..." She nibbled on a fingertip and hugged herself around her waist. She really wished she could have more, Oh what would be the term? .... tangible qualities. Firm, and perky tangible qualities. Surely She'd notice her more ...right? Well for now she just had to dream..and wish.
"Nghh.... eh.... Ah-choo!" She sneezed suddenly with a high-pitched squeak.

What to do, what to do... what to do? She thought to herself. She nibbled at carrot while thinking really hard.
*nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble*.
SQUEE! "I KNOW!" She said a bit too loud, and rushed to her bedroom. Slammed the door shut and went to her closet, and pulled out a seven foot long box.
In the open pubic of Ponyville she was Twilight Sparkle. Genius role-model, and student of the magical arts. In private she was... "The Dark Mare" Exalted Hero Of The Princess. Out of the box she hid in private, away from the prying and judging eyes of Ponyville, she carefully pulled out a full life-size scale Plushy of Princess Celestia.
She moved her giant Plushy to sit upright in her wooden chair, that would have to act as a throne. It really was wonderful...
"Oh dear, the window!" A nimbus of magic from her horn and the small curtain closed off the window from the outside world.
With fidgeting hands and fingertips, she looked one way... then the other...
She threw herself to her knees at the foot of the Plushy.
"Hello your majesty, I solved your list of errors and came right back in record time.

"Why thank you Twilight Sparkle, my favorite and best student." Twilight voiced in a hushed tone mimicking the Princess close enough.
"Why I can't believe how well you did everything so efficiently."

"Oh It wasn't hard, I only have the best teacher in all of Equestria to have learned from."

"Well obviously somepony of such obvious qualities should be well rewarded."

"Oh Princess, I don't need to be rewarded." She said with an increasingly wide and wider grin across her face.

"Oh but I insist. You must be rewarded, even if just ceremonial. There must be something you would want."

*Crash!* Twilight imagined the sound of a crashed window to interrupt her.

"It is I- The Great and Powerful TRIXIE, and I am here to claim the crown!"

"I'll save you Princess!"
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Elsewhere in Equestria The Great and Powerful Trixie... was in her travel-wagon. In her wagon, still dressed in her morning robe reading the morning paper, and drinking tea. While nothing would make her happier than to see Twilight Sparkle under her hoof begging for forgiveness, today was a day just to prepare for a performance later tonight.
She sat there...
Yep... just sitting there.. drinking her tea.... reading the paper. Yep... just sitting there.
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Spark - Flash-Flash!
Tiny harmless pyrotechnics of sparkling-light flashed from Twilight Sparkle's horn imitating an imaginary battle of dire proportions.
"You've ruined our love for the last time Trixie, I forbid you from coming between The Princess and I!" She said in a hushed-fake yelling.

"You can't I'm-" But even in Twilight's own mind, too much Trixie talk was too much. Another spark of light and The Great and Powerful Trixie was flung away and to the floor at her feet.
"No, not again!"

"Yes, now you will bow and beg forgiveness!" She rushed to her life-size plushie of her admired teacher and Divine-Solar-Princess. She wrapped her arms around at the waist and buried her little muzzle into the underside of the Plushy's two hefty stuffed breasts and faced again at the imaginary defeated Trixie.
"Beg for mercy and I shall let you--" She felt a tickle in her little upturned nose halting her in mid-sentence.
"eh... I- I want you to... ugh..." Her nose tickled a little more again, stopping her pre-scripted thoughts and dialogue. She did nothing for a few moments, and believed the sneeze curse had passed.
"Okay... Now Trix- AH-CHOO!!" Her sneeze erupted with a high-pitched squeak and a slight wheeze from her little nose.
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Trixie shot her head up from her morning paper, as if suddenly startled. She felt a wash of sensation over herself. She looked to her left then her right and twisted herself around to look behind herself.
"Who is here?" She asked to her empty wagon.
"Hello?" Rightfully alarmed, she walked to look outside her wagon through it's windows then out her door. Regardless where she looked, there was not another pony around to be seen.
She walked back inside, and just as she was about to go to her tiny kitchen to refill her teacup...
*whump* She forcibly sat down on the floor of her wagon
"Wha..?"
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Twilight Sparkle had "subdued" The evil and wicked Trixie and banished her to the moon. And now had her life sized plushy Princess Celestia doll sitting on the floor.
"Oh Princess Celestia, I banished Trixie to the moon"
"And I shall reward your bravery. Approach, and lay upon me."
Twilight grined silly-ly, followed her own scripted fantasy, and laid herself on top of her Plushy-Celestia.
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Trixie was not in a good mood as she felt a weight climb on top of her and lay over herself.
"The great and powerful Trixie is not amused buy this inconvenience of a burden!" She said as she, with little gain, tried to right herself up to stand, but couldn't.
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"Ohh... Princess, they're so - so... big." Twilight was taking great liberties with the full breasts of her Plushy Princess.
"Are sure it's okay for me to have at them this way?"

"Oh it's perfectly fine Twilight Sparkle. Anything else would be a lesser reward. Go ahead feel all you need to"
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Trixie was wide-eyed and was no longer annoyed, but now quite peeved, as she felt a pair of invisible hands gripping down on her own breasts as if they were a pair of squeaky-toys. As if someone was expecting a *HONK* sound to be emitted if they were just squeezed down hard enough. Trixie squirmed and twisted on the floor, annoyed, and angry.
"THAT is quite ENOUGH! My body is not some stress ball for some- GHUUGH!"
Her eyes shot as far open as they could go as she felt a new sensation. First the invisible hand gripped her buttocks then... something firm... and a pointy roundness to it... and it was shoved right up between her legs.
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"Oh Princess... you're so pretty down here."

"Why thank-you my wonderful student."

"I know you have so many consorts and such, but I'm happy to be one among so many others"

"Oh Twilight, my most wonderful student, I've actually had far fewer relations than you assume. But in all honesty, you are the first mare to look and nuzzle at such a place. If my treasure is so wanted, then please, indulge as you wish."
Twilight blushed so hard at her own scripted self-praise and reward from her Plushy-Princess.
"Oh Princess....oh teacher-r-r-r."
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Trixie was squirming so hard on her floor. If she wasn't in such a aroused state, as she was now, she'd assume some young colt was having his way with her marehood, but not actually trying to bring her to orgasm. It was a frustrating position. She wished to stand and run out of her wagon, but also wished to grind her hips into the non-existent muzzle.
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"Oh Twilight *huff huff* Where did you learn such things to do on me?"
Twilight pictured her Plushy Princess blushing from her cheeks to her breasts and breathing hard.
"Are you experienced with other mares that I'm Ill knowledged of?"

"Oh no Princess. I just happen to have read from a wonderful book. A young-mare met with an older-mare, and they kissed, and cuddled, and then the older-mare told the younger-mare about how wonderful and complete she felt during their lovemaking." She stroked her hands up and down the main bodice of her Plushy-Princess to self-reward herself for arousing her mentor and teacher.

"Well, it must have been some book since you gained so much from it to arouse me so much."
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"STOP IT! STOP THIS AT ONCE! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!" Trixie yelled to herself uselessly.
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A nimbus of purple magic move the hand of the Plushy-Princess to move it to stroke the cheek of Twilight's face.
"Oh Princess, It really wasn't that hard to learn. It really was easy."

"But Really, I've never had a mare- OOPS!"

*Gasp* "Princess... you've never been with a mare? Am I your first mare Princess?"
Twilight grinned with half-closed eyes at her Plushy-Princess as if catching her in a moment of vulnerability.
Her puppeteering-magic suddenly moved the hands of her plushy over her own face, as an act of embarrassment.

"Oh Twilight, please don't think badly of me. I didn't mean to hide this from you. It's just... I was to scared to admit it to anypony."

"Oh Princess, I could never think badly of you. You're beautiful, you're wonderful. If you wish it of me, I'd gladly teach you things mares can do together. And you could also do things to me in return." Twilight felt drunk on her own arousal, praising herself and seducing it with her thoughts and script.
"I can can teach you l-o-t-s of things."
She climbed on top of her Plushy-Princess to straddle its waist, and began grinding herself on it's plushy-tummy.
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Trixie was not amused as she felt some form of firm gyrations on her stomach.
"I am not comfortable with this!"
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Twilight happily grind herself away on the plush-tummy of her plushy to her heart's content. But then she got an idea... a lewd pervert idea.
"Oh Celestia... I know something to teach you."

"Oh? What would you like to teach me?

"I think, I should teach you, how to dress yourself."

"B-but Twilight, I don't even know how to undress myself."

Twilight smiled real wide and answered aloud.
"That's okay.... I'll undress you."

"Oh, you'd do that for me? You're such a thoughtful student"
Twilight stood up and used her magic to levitate her Plushy-Princess upright to follow her, and stood her next to her wooden dresser.
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Trixie was a bit startled that she was removed from the floor and was now locked into a standing position.
"Now what? What Is Trixie to be forced to do now against her wishes?" The beginning of her question began. First her robe was drawn down past her shoulders
"W-WAIT A MINUTE!"
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Twilight, physically drew down the shoulder straps of the Plushy-Princess dress. Even though Twilight KNEW this well crafted doll was only a scale replica of her divinely admired Princess of all Ponykind, she really-really-really wished she had the bravery to request for the doll-maker to sew on pretty princess pink nipples onto the large globe of the Plushy's gravid stuffed bust. It was nerve-wrecking enough to have ordered it in the first place.
Oh, why worry about back then? She had her Plushy-Princess here and now. She fantasied her Plushy-Princess blushing a furious pink as she removed the doll dress further down, over the waist, over the hips, down the legs, then used her magic to move the Plushy's legs, one, the the other, to discard the dress behind her.
"Oh Celestia, your body is so pretty... so pure... so white....soooo soft."
This time Twilight opted to not speak for her Princess, as if her Princess was lost for words because of her. Next she reached for the stretched taut black-lace panties.

These were the really sexy panties that she'd been too hesitant and embarrassed to buy on her own... so she had her friend Rarity make them.
Needless to say, she was quite puzzled why Twilight would need a set of panties for what amounted to 39 inches at the hip...

Twilight drew the expensive panties down the legs for her Plushy-Princess past its thick thighs, then its knees, its ankles and then was able to hold them up in front of the Plushy Princess's face.
"Look what I got Princess... were these yours just a moment ago? Because they in my hands now." She said with a lewd smile across her face.
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Trixie was not in a good mood before, but now that she saw a pair of her regular blue/white stripped panties levitating in front of her face, that only a moment ago she was wearing.
"G-GIVE THOSE BACK! The Great and Powerful Trixie demands her panties are dressed upon her rump nAAOOWW!!"
"Whu- Who Dares Spank me as if- AHH!!"
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"Geez Princess what a big derriere you have back here. Is this all for me to play with?"

"....yes' A delayed meek answer came. Twilight smiled.
"I-I just can't stop myself. I have so many delicious cakes brought to satisfy my palate, that... it just seems to suddenly grow without my knowledge."

"Well don't worry your pretty little princess head about that. As long as my favorite teacher says her full rump can be mine, I promise to take good care of you and love you, and...uh... ...make sure your cakes are brought to my bedchamber just - for - you."

"Oh Twilight, how can I ever thank you for such kindness?"

"Well... since your asking. Lay yourself on my lap." Of course the Plushy Princess floated onto Twilight's lap as she sat down on the edge of her own bed. And it was, full matronly sized hips and a hoofball sized ass laid before her as if Celestia was a naughty filly caught with her hand in the cookie-jar. She drummed her finger over each hemisphere of the plush rump.
"Hmm, and it's all mine. All....mine." She traced her fingers at the curve where buttock and thigh met.
"What a delicious form you have just for me Princess Celestia."
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Trixie was laying prone on her own bed. Even though she was laying flat on it, she could feel what felt like a pair of legs underneath her waist....and some somepony fondling her ass,
"What is this now? I DE-MAND to stand upright of my own free will on my oWWWN!!"
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*Thwump - Thwump - Thwump - Thwump - Thwump* She brought down her hand on the plushy rump of the Plushy Princess doll.
"Mmm, such a prize to have. My princess under my hand all for me." She smiled and she felt so good about herself. Her Princess Celestia was doing as SHE wanted for HER.
"Now Princess... why don't you tell me, who ate the Black Forest cake last night?" *Thwump*

"It was me. I know It was yours, but it looked so good, I had to have it. I was so used to getting what I wanted by just demanding, I ate it without your consent." Twilight pictured in her mind Celestia gently crying in her lap with a pink hued ass over the admitting of the eaten confection.
"A-And then I ate the try of seed-cakes. then the muffins, then the pancakes. t-then... and-then-" At this point Twilight imagined Celestia breaking down and crying openly, bare-ass exposed and on her lap. Twilight felt so good about what she felt.

"There-there, there's no need to cry. " *Thwump*
"Why don't you tell me some other things? Hmm?" *Thwump*

"Oh Twilight, I have this awful thought. Sometimes I think about being brought down on my hands and knees with a bridle in my mouth, and you're straddled on my back. And you make me crawl all the way through Canterlot, as I announce you as the new Empress of all Ponykind. You don't think that makes me a bad pony, do you?"

"I'd never think you're a bad pony, All you need is me, and lots of pretty dresses, and lovely silks between us." She answered as she held up the wide-hipped black panties from earlier. She then used the silk fabric as a make shift handkerchief to wipe away the non-existent tears from her Plushy-Princess eyes.
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"STOP IT STOP STOP IT!" Trixie screeched aloud as her blue/white stripped panties were dabbing against her face from her eyes and down her cheeks. She desperately and quite violently tried to maneuver her head away from the floating fabric but failed.
"ENOUGH, I ASSERT THAT THIS IS QUITE ENOUGH!"
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"Okay Princess, it's time to stand up now." Twilight's nimbus of magic floated the prized Plushy upright to standing.
"Now, get dressed Princess, and we can go out for tea and cake."

"Oh but Twilight, I don't know how to dress myself." Twilight smiled to herself once again.

"That's okay...it's okay... I'll dress you." She began by levitating a set of clothes out her dresser, and one by one each article of cloth, dressed her Plushy-Princess as she wished.
First, she picked up a pair of princess-pink thigh high stockings, and dressed them up first her left leg, Over her foot, up the calf, past the knee, then finally up to the widest width of the Plushy's thick thigh. She repeated this with the right foot, kissing the exposed surface of leg just before it was covered by silk stocking,
Next, the garter belt. She unhooked the front of the garment and wrapped around her plushy to rest it at the wide-hips of her doll. Hooking it together, and connecting the straps to hold the stockings in place. Then then main bodice, pink and black with glass diamond shaped ornaments at the front.
It was such a shame she couldn't afford an extra garment to holster the bust of her plushy, but what was the point when they could just be left exposed for her to leer and concentrate on?
Next, long princess pink gloves were applied. They were, like her legs, covered all the way past the elbow of the doll.
"Oh Princess, you're so pretty... there's just one more thing you need." Of course, her Plushy Princess agreed to her delight.
Twilight's little young-mare heart beat quite fast as she approached with a pair of handcuffs. Not real handcuffs, just real enough they could hold a dolls arms in place.
*cllick - cllick* Two ratchet mechanisms locked down and Twilight was now happy. Her Plushy Princess Celestia had her two arms at the wrists cuffed behind her back.
Oh Twilight was so excited, she practically couldn't stop herself from hopping in place. Two cuffed arms thrust out to bountiful breasts for her own amusement from her plushy.
She wrapped her arms around the waist of her Plushy Princess and pressed the tip of her muzzle into its cleavage, while she began slightly humping the plushy where they stood.
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"No NO NO!! I WON'T TOLERATE THIS, WHO DARES MOLEST ME WITH SUCH MAGICS? THIS IS CLEARLY AGAINST THE LAW!"
Poor Trixie, she was stripped and redressed into different clothes, of which nothing matched, and her socks which normally only went to below her calf, were torn and pulled to rest at the wide width of her thighs. Scarfs were wrapped around her waste, A corset used for her performances was attached incorrectly at the waist as well, sweater sleeves magically slid up her arms, her sweater ripped in two, then tied itself at her wrists behind her back.
"I WANT NOTHING MORE OF THIS! LET ME GO THIS INSTANT!"
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Perhaps if Twilight had been within earshot of Trixie's begging, she'd have helped...

She laid her dressed and bound Plushy Princess on its back on her bed, and began to undress herself, it was almost painfull to wait any longer than she had too, but she had-

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* Came from her front door.
"Oh Ponyfeathers, who could-

"TWILIGHT SPARKLE, COME TO THE DOOR THIS INSTANT. i WISH TO HAVE WORDS ABOUT YOUR LEWD CONDUCTS AND GYRATIONS AGAINST STUFFED INANIMATE OBJECTS!!"

All the color drained from twilight Sparkle's face, and almost from the rest of her body as she heard the bellowed voice of Princess Luna.
Princess Luna was dressed appropriately as to somepony of her authority wearing a white long sleeve blouse, brown breeches and belt, below the knee boots, and a heavy scarf worn at the neck . She stood at the door of the Tree Library wondering for a few moments of Twilight had heard her. Or...
"IF THOU ARE UNCLOTHED, THEN DRESS BUT ANSWER ME AT THE VERY LEAST!!" That gave Princess Luna a worrying idea- If Twilight Sparkle was unclothed, and she was here to discuss her actions with the inanimate object...then she's.
"TWILIGHT SPARKLE, CEASE AND DESIST YOUR FORNICATION THIS INSTANT, AND LET ME IN. I MUST SPEAK TO YOU PRIVATELY ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOR!!"

For some reason, it didn't strike Princess Luna as odd that using her Royal Canterlot Voice wouldn't attract damn near every pony in town to observe what she was yelling at... or why she was yelling at Twilight either.

First three pony's stopped to observe, quickly followed by two more, then five more, then another twelve. Curiosity was one thing, but nopony was brave enough to ask Why Luna was-
"TWILIGHT SPARKLE, IF THOUGH ART FORNICATING WITH THAT DOLL STILL AT THIS MOMENT, I WILL USE MY LAWFUL POWERS TO ENTER AT MY OWN WARRANT, CLOTHED OR NOT!!"
Well if anypony was confused before why Princess Luna was here before, now everypony knew exactly why she was here now.

Princess Luna waited quite patiently for.....five seconds. In a flash of light, she vanished and teleported inside Golden Oaks Library.
"Twilight?" She called out with her indoor voice, and after only waiting another second,..
"TWILIGHT SPARKLE!! ARE YOU DECENT?!!" She heard a thump in the next room. So she must be there, obviously. A flash of light and a second teleportation later she was in Twilight's room...
Oh poor Twilight, she was just at the moment she was trying to stuff her Plushy Princess in its dressed attire back into its storage. Princess Luna focused her eyes at the purple unicorn, and the object of her concern.
"Twilight Sparkle. I have been waiting at your door for at least ten seconds. While I'm accommodating to conditions of circumstances, What are you doing but fondling a doll of... ..?! MY SISTER?!!"
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Trixie was laid across the floor,once again against her will, but something felt different. For a brief moment she was jerked around in a rushed and panicked fashion... then everything stopped. She didn't feel anything, nothing was being groped, swatted, fondled...
Now if only she could move on her own again.
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"Explain yourself, that I may form an opinion." Princess Luna demanded.

Poor little Twilight, caught in the act in her fantasy.
"Nuh- H-how do you kno-"

"PRINCESS POWERS, THAT'S HOW!! NOW EXPLAIN WHY YOU WERE FORNICATING WITH AN DOLL'D IMITATION OF MY SISTER!!"
If at any point, this confrontation was supposed to be a private conversation, Princess Luna disregarded that notion and Twilight was to terrified to tell her otherwise.

"Umm, well... I uh." Twilight just could bear the burden of lifting her head to face Princess Luna eye-to-eye, and just wished she could melt into a puddle and slip into nothingness.
"Wel- I sorta- had want-*mumbling* and- I-"

"SPEAK UP AND CLEARLY, WHAT IS YOUR RELATION OF THIS IMITATION OF MY SISTER, YOUR SOLAR PRINCESS, IN ITS ATTIRE OF SATIN AND HANDCUFFS!!?"
Everypony outside Golden Oaks Library was listening... weather they wished to or not, at the amplified words of the Lunar Princess. More interesting was the idea that nerdy little booknerd Twilight Sparkle was some sort of deviant pervert. Something involving handcuffs, dolls and the princess must have raised quite an ire out of Princess Luna to bring her here so urgently.
Poor little Twilight fiddled with her fingers, and was no closer to being able to provide an answer out of outright shame.
"TWILIGHT, ORATE AN ANSWER OR I WILL WRITE ONE MYSELF FOR ALL OF CANTERLOT TO READ OF!!"

"NO!- I- I-was lon-ly and I- I... I'm-" Poor little Twilight started crying.

Princess Luna's voice eased
"Twilight. This is not a healthy pass-time. Objectifying my sister, sexualizing her body for your amusement, exhausting sexual acts that would be better spent on a good pony you could marry and have foals of your own with."
Poor little Twilight's face went from purple to a heated flushed-red. Just thinking about trying to date alone was enough to fluster the little booknerd.
"You would want that some day, would you not?"

"ehh... I-." Twilight mumbled out a *I don't know* as an answer.

"Twilight-" Her voice softened again. "What feelings you have for my sister are unnatural. Wouldn't you like a nice stallion your age to share your time with? Hm?"

"umm-"

"Come-come now picture this, you and a nice stallion at the bakery, or at the diner, or at the theater."
She gently placed a hand on Twilight's arms and guided her to stand beside her.
"You have many charming qualities that would be better spent arousing colt your age rather than some form of pygmalion."
Twilight slightly turned her eyes to the Plushy Princess on the floor.
"Stop that Twilight Sparkle. You should know better than that. Now- Come with me, and let's get you on the path to being a good-pony again." That really should've been worded better, but tact wasn't something Princess Luna was proficient on to begin with.
"Come on now, that's right." Step by step Twilight Sparkle walked along side Princess Luna away from her bedroom and into the center hall of the library. Her eyes were sore, red and puffy, a teeny little dribble of pony-snot hung from the tip of her nose.
"Oh goodness, you are quite rattled up by this, yes?"

"Uh-huh." Twilight responded slowly,

Princess Luna pondered what she could do to help her dear sister's favored student,
"Dear young Twilight, perhaps we can talk about this in a better fashion?" Princess Luna was honestly trying to sooth twilight shattered nerve.
"Perhaps we could discuss other issues over local confectioneries?"
For a moment, Twilight thought about this still stewing in her embarrassment. She then lifted her head to...sort of, look at the Lunar Princess.
Princess Luna reached a hand into her pouch-pocket at her belt, and pulled out a full-sized shinny Silver Bit.
"I'm not one to sit in my high tower and be so removed from my little ponies as to notice delighted pastries. Perhaps there is a bakers dozen of something you'd like to share with me?"

"W-well... I guess." She felt as if she was floating on air and moving closer to the door.

"Well then, if you wouldn't mind, take this and get the Bakers Special, and we can talk more of things when you get back."

"Well- okay...I guess." Twilight finally took the offered coin and started for the front door on her own.

"Now if you wouldn't mind then, I'll begin a kettle for tea."

Twilight Sparkle at least started to feel better, after the Royal Canterlot Shout Down from a moment ago.
Now with a shiny new Silver Bit in hand she walked out the door straight to Sugar Cube Corner to....

"Uhh-"
Twilight was greeted with at least 1000 local ponies just standing in place, and looking directly at her.
"Ehh-"

"So what this we heard about a doll and handcuffs?" Somepony among the gathering asked out loud.
Twilight's eyes went wide, and shrunk to little pin-pricks, Her color drained from her face and turned a sickly pale shade realizing everyone had heard Princess Luna's bellowing from inside her room,
"Uh- ehh... I- I- uh ughh..."
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Trixie was laying on the floor of her wagon again... laying as still as a limp doll.
"This has to be my worst day ever."