"mhulfum muhhmuf mhufee" "He(?) said hello and welcome to our story my name is Casual Cat and this is Pyro more commonly known as Divisible Rose" "hellu" "Hello my name is Frog and as you can see i am a Gardevoir and Cat over there is a Trainer from Pokemon we have Squirrel Nix or Alex Mercer"
"Lets start the mind fuckery" "We have the Scout over there" "Yo what's sup" "And of course we have the mumbling idiot over there" "Huda Huda!" He/She mumbled as he reached for the phlogistinator"OH SHIT OH FUCK NO HELP ME YOU FUCKS!"
"oh geez Rick th-that look like it's going to hurt d-do you think we should help her out?"
"naw M-Morty I say we -Urp- sit back and watch the show" he said as he and everyone else (except Pyro who was chasing the Gardevoir around with the phlogistinator trying to fry her to a crisp.) got some chairs to sit back to watch the show.

sex is in there for sexual references in stuff and what not and gore is in there for well…. Gore! and some crude language as well so viewer discretion is advised unless you don't care about what I said than by all means go and read or not your choice.