The long trip home

by musya_musya

Rating: everyone
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Sad, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Rarity, Romance, Fluttershy, Prince Blueblood, Trixie, Octavia, Braeburn, Tragedy, Caramel, Big Macintosh, Adventure, Derpy Hooves, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Doctor Whooves
Length: 5359

this story is about Depry and how she got her eyes like this...

UST READ IT! IT IS ABOUT DERPY WHO WILL BE FORCED TO GO TO CANTERLOT BECAUSE OF HER LIVING CONDITIONS!

Published 2011-12-26 15:10:15 UTC
Last updated 2011-12-26 15:10:15 UTC

Mummy is gone!

It was a very cold night, heavy rain was falling but little Derpy was just sitting next to the window and waiting to her mum. She sat there for hours and hours but nobody came. So Derpy went to parents’ room and woke up dad, “where is mummy?” hardly cried Derpy. Her dad just smiled and said “She is on her way home, don’t worry she will come!”
Now about little Derpy: she was blonde and her eyes were yellow, her cheeks were red and when she laughed she became all red…
Derpy then went to kitchen and ate some chocolate cookies … suddenly phone rang and Derpy said with her very quiet voice “hello! Who is it?” but then it was silent. And after a second somebody said “good afternoon! I am from hospital; we have very sad news for you… “She cried. “Your mum Princess Celestia died at 00:00. We are sorry but she died because of car accident” she said with a big breath. Derpy was shouting that she will never forget her mum! When Lilli’s dads heard about this, he laughed and cried in the same time. But why? I think you are asking yourself now. The answer is that, Dr.Hooves laughed because he didn’t loved Princess Celestia at all he just didn’t divorce with her because he loved his daughter and he wanted her to have a very good future.

It is a new day, thought Derpy and she always was keep on saying “mum where are you, where? I know you are somewhere in this house!”It was 8:00 and Derpy need to go to kinder garden. Dad took her to the car and in a 3 or 4 minutes they were in kinder garden. She came to kinder garden and asked Mrs. Cheeralie where her mummy is. Cheeralie answered that she thought that her mum took her here. But Derpy said that she somehow died and got to heaven. But the teacher said to her that it’s alright and her mum is having a good nap there, but Derpy asked how to get there… so the teacher became a bit angry and said that little Derpy need to kill to get there! So little Derpy became interested what does killing means… she was asking the teacher, but she was quite and then Derpy whispered to her that Cheeralie don’t need to tell other kids that Derpy knows hard word like KILLING! She learned till 15:00 so her dad came without car so they walked to home. When she opened the door happily she saw, some kind of rich woman sitting on her favourite sofa! And this woman stood up and farted so she started to be nice to Derpy, but Derpy knew that this woman will be no one in this world for her.
When dad went to his room, Derpy followed him and asked “who is that very weird woman?” “And why she farted?” Mr. Hooves was just looking in her eyes and then said “a new mum for you! “And she farted because she has problems with stomach.” but Derpy just smiled and ran away. Derpy went to her room and cried and was shouting “Mum I love just you!!! And I hate that woman! Why dad is so stupid?” and then she was tired and slept. After ten years Derpy was very beautiful, clever and polite. And she had a lot of friends. But once when she was at home the argument with her mother has started. Here what it was:
-“Lilly we are gonna be good friends!” said Night mare moon (step mother)
-“we aren’t gonna have a good time together! You know it! Shouted Derpy
-“Derpy! Don’t speak like this with your mother! Said Dr. Hooves.
There was a tear coming out of Derpy’s eye, it went down her red cheeks.
-“What? Crying? You can’t just cry because of it! Said Night mare moon.
-“darling close your mouth! Can’t you see my daughter is crying! Said Dr. Hooves.
-“that’s OK daddy.” Said Derpy
-you said me to shut up?! Oh fine and Derpy go and sleep outside! Said angrily night mare moon
-“OK. I am going there! Said proudly Derpy.
-“Don’t go! She just joked, Derpy please stay!!!! said Dr.Hooves
-“daddy, I love you but I just can’t stay with this woman!
Derpy cried and got some of her thing, opened the door and went away.
-“look what a drama queen! How she said that she loves you and can’t live with me! Said with a bit of laugh Night Mare Moon.
The night was the worst of worst! The rain started and wind blew strongly, Derpy was in the little tent which has blown away, but Derpy didn’t wanted to come back in home and ask for the apology, so she made a decision to go to the friend house and have a sleepover! but suddenly she thought of her mother that never alloweded her to go to sleepover and she went to their green house and spend all her night with plants and trees.

The letter...

The next morning Derpy opened her mailbox and saw there some kind of box. She quickly opened it with her mouth. She saw there a letter and some money. But here what was written in the letter:
Dear Derpy, We know about that accident, and now we are giving you a chance to start a new life. If you open the whole box you will find some money. So this is your choice. 1. Be here and wait till your mum kills you or 2. Go to Canterlot and start everything again…

your X.
Tears started slowly dripping down her red cheeks, and then she sat on the ground and started crying, she cried so loud that all the birds flew away! She kept on reading 2nd choice that she can go to Canterlot, but she was really horrified by the 1st option… that Night Mare moon is going to kill her!
Her dad is galloping to her from the house and says with a breathless:” your friend has just called you, and he said that he is going to come!”
“Mmmm. OK. Thank you daddy, I will wait for him outside!
Then Caramel came in and he was asking her really random questions for example: how was your day? Did eat apples? But Derpy was really nice and answered him all if his questions. If really Derpy and Caramel were dating each other. As other ponies know, caramel is the coolest in the high school, and Derpy was really popular for her kindness, beauty and loyalty.
While these lovers were talking, a pony called Trixie was spying on them. She heard that they are breaking up because Derpy don’t like some qualities in Caramel. One of them is that he is really coward and the second one is that he is always making him-self as a leader , and says to Derpy what she needs to do all the time!!!
The next when Caramel came to school, he saw Trixie lying on her locker with her hair untied back and with some pretty make up. She was so amazing today, just because she heard that Caramel is now free. All the girls were shocked that Derpy could of dumped boy like him! All girls were sucking up to him. But there is one thing I forgot to tell is that Trixie is Derpy’s best friend! When a school has ended Trixie phoned poor Derpy. They had a little chat about the Canterlot, but there was on little pity thing they talked about. They talked Caramel, Caramel has apologized to Derpy and they are sweet lovers again, but jealous Trixie started to persuade Derpy to let Caramel be hers and started to cry. But just because our poor Derpy is so kind she said yes.
Every day I am shuffling…. Sang Derpy in the shower. But then somebody knocked on the door. When she opened it was her house mate: Octavia! They two were really close friends. They were chatting while Octavia washed clothes and ironing it. But when Octavia went to Derpy’s room so she can clean it, she found that letter! Octavia was kind and she said that she needs to go to Canterlot, because she read a lot of books about Night Mare Moon, that she can really kill. And she was scared for Derpy’s life. But Derpy was interrupting her by saying about Dr. Hooves. What will be with him? She said that he will be OK.
Just 1 day left till going to Canterlot. Derpy was secretly packing her things up. She saw some Pegasus in the sky, which are carrying other ponies to other places. She looked in the sky and singed the song that her dad always said to her when she had bad dreams. She started to cry, then her dad came into her room and started asking why she is crying… she just answered that she remembers the day when she ate ice cream with her mother Princes Celestia. Suddenly Night Mare Moon came into the room and said that she and Dr. Hooves are going to be late for the really important meeting in the castle, and they went away. Poor Derpy went to her big wooden book-shelf to find the letter, but on the place where it always was, there was nothing!!! She started to scream and with a worried face searching for it. It was in her travelling bag.
The next day as she woke up she saw some money with the letter and it had little noted that said from her house mate Octavia. Pegasus has just arrived and she took her bag and money for the Canterlot adventure! She came to her father’s room and kissed him in a cheek… she took an album with her photos when she was little baby and playing with her mum and dad on the playground. She quietly opened the door and went outside. She came to Pegasus and started to think about the past…

it is a girl!

When she came to the place where his friends lived she saw little house which wasn’t too bad, too live in. There were tow ponies one of them is really good singer but stupid as hell, that is prince Blue Blood, and there was another pony which was called Braeburn was smart but when he sings he can kill a bird! She saw them and said hello for the start, but stupid Prince Blue Blood just said hello dude! So Braeburn was really angry and the argument between these two has started, is Derpy a girl or a boy… in the end Prince Blue Blood was forced to go to his room, for the bad behavior. When he went to his room, he understood that Derpy is a girl! Because he knew that only girls are so beautiful and amazing. Then Prince Blue Blood started to sing a song for Derpy, which he called “I think I love you”. He sang it so beautiful that all the species came and started to run around and some of them danced, they were so happy, when Prince Blue Blood sings a song! After a while Braeburn went to his room as well, because he needs to prepare for lessons. But when he looked out of the window he saw Big Macintosh with Derpy walking in the garden and chatting, and in this moment he fell in love with Derpy.
Big Macintosh was in the garden with Derpy, which didn’t have any idea that 3 ponies love her. They talked about high school and some films they saw, but if you saw the eyes of Big Macintosh when he looked at Derpy, they were full of love and care. He looked at her as he saw an angel, but Derpy was just laughing because she had said a joke. Big Macintosh wanted o ask her if they can go to the restaurant for the dinner, but Derpy said that she is really hungry and wants to go home.
They came home and she asked Prince Blue Blood what will be for dinner, and he stupidly said that he can see macaroni on her head! She was confused, but Big Macintosh just laughed, then Braeburn came and said that dinner will be ready in about an hour. While dinner is being cooked she went to see the whole house, she saw just one bed in there, so she asked Prince Blue Blood where does he sleeps, he answered that he sleeps on the sofa, then she asked Big Macintosh where does he sleeps, but he answered that he never sleeps in this house. Because he owns his own home. After she asked Big Macintosh, she went down to kitchen and asked him where in the hell does he sleeps and he answered that on the floor, she was wondering why no one sleeps on the bed like normal pony does, and Prince Blue Blood screamed WAAAAAAAAAA!
Everybody hurried up and saw him on the floor and a broken bed. Everybody was really angry on Prince Blue Blood, and started to shout at him! Poor him, he just had fun, jumping on a bed and crack, the bed is broken. Derpy asked “where can I sleep?” and two of the boys said together “In my room”! Derpy laughed and said Big Macintosh can I go to your house? Mmmm… sorry but nope- answered Macintosh, because I have too many siblings there already… but I was really happy if there was a space for you! - added Macintosh.
After a while Derpy said that she is adapted to sleep outside and that she can make herself really comfortable there. Then Big Macintosh heard the noise of the oven… It was their dinner! Everybody hurried up to the kitchen, when they opened the door of the oven; they saw an apple pie that has burned. Everybody was upset and hungry, their stomachs were growling, so Derpy asked boys if they would like to go to Rarity’s house and ask food from her. But Macintosh angrily said no and went away. Everybody was looking at him with sad eyes because they want to eat, and he agreed to go to Rarity.
They came to her house and Derpy knocked on the door, Rarity asked “who is that knocking on her door at this time? “Altogether they said HUNGRY PONIES! She opened the door and when she saw Big Macintosh with them, she has shut the door. Then Derpy knocked again and asked for something to eat. Rarity opened the door and gave them apples with sugar. Derpy thanked her and 4 ponies went away. When they came back home, they ate food and were ready to sleep. When Derpy went to her room to get changed, Braeburn has made a little hole in her room to look at her changing, but on other side of the room Prince Blue Blood made hole and Macintosh did the same on other side. But our Derpy isn’t that stupid, to not to see three holes in the walls, and she wanted to joke on them because of it, she started to fake laughing so she will spill in one of the hole, and she did! She shoots Braeburn in the eye with her spill. To Prince blue blood she just said “oh my god look there, I can see that pink pony is giving away free donuts!” and prince Blue Blood ran away for donuts. For Big Macintosh she just made a fake fall and started to fake screaming that she has broken something, and he ran into her room, so then he was caught, for spying on her, because she has taken a picture of his face when he ran into the room. All 3 boys were really sorry, and after an hour all of them went to sleep.

ALL in LOVE!

The next day was the most serious of all her days, because she will need to meet up with the Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Apple Jack, Flutter shy and Rarity which she already knew. This was a tradition for new ponies to go to them and ask for advice and collects helpful information. But there was one problem… each of these ponies had to test her for different things… except twilight sparkle because she tested for magic and Derpy wasn’t really a magician.
She went to these ponies with Prince Blue Blood because others had work and he was the only one to show her the way to their home. The first on to go was Twilight sparkle. When Derpy saw a tree house she started to laugh because she never saw ponies have tree houses. After she calmed down she went in and saw a huge library full of different books. She was really amazed and she thought that Twilight Sparkle is some kind of old pony that is really wise and likes to be alone but then…HELLO!- said spike.
Derpy was a bit scared to see a dragon but that was OK because he was little. She said that she needs to speak with Twilight Sparkle, and he led her to Twilight’s room. There she saw a purple pony that didn’t looked as Derpy imagined but still she asked for help and for testing, but Twilight didn’t answered… then she asked her again and Twilight said that she too busy… so there was one question… why is she busy? And Twilight said that the ponies that are queen’s rangers are going to Russia, because there are a hell lot of things to do there. So Derpy started to ask her if she can come with them… but Twilight asked why she wants and Derpy said that she is new in the city and she wants to see their queen, Twilight was sooo excited about new pony and she forgot about all the things she needed to do and said YES! After that Twilight said to her that they go to queen in a month or so and they will go to Russia in 4 or 3 months after queen will make her decision. Twilight gave her a lot of information about Equestria, and gave her as a present a book with a map and some things she need to learn in here.
Then she went to Apple Jack. There she saw a farm which she thinks she have had seen already, and yes! She there saw Big Macintosh and all his siblings. She greeted Apple Jack and then Apple Jack said that first she is going to test her how quick she is collecting apples and it started… the first tree was OK, but the next one was really poor attendance and the third one was =(. So Apple jack gave her some advice how to collect apples in really easy way, and for Derpy she gave an apple pie as a present.
The next pony to go to was pinkie pie. She saw a really funny house and she was grateful to go in. she came in and somebody have thrown a pie in her face! And that was pinky’s reflex. They talked and Pinky asked Derpy to cook a cupcake and Derpy did it really well and she passed but Prince Blue Blood ate a cake without permission and they had to leave.
So now she said that she wants to go to Fluttershy because she had a friend which had the same name when she was in primary school with her mum beside always… so they went to her house and she saw a lot of creatures there. She said that maybe it is her! And she quickly ran into the house and YES! Fluttershy is an old friend of hers. Fluttershy and Derpy were best friends, but then Derpy had to leave the city and she forgot everything about it. Fluttershy was thinking who that stranger is but then she started to remember the things they did together in a primary school and how they both got cutie marks on the same day! They started to talk and talk for hours and then Fluttershy needed to test Derpy how really she loves animals and here what was the test about…. Fluttershy will give Derpy an animal for a day and then Derpy should bring it… but she must feed it, wash it, play with it, and the last one LOVE it. And they agreed so she had a squirrel. Fluttershy asked her if she can come tomorrow and Derpy said that maybe yes because she had a lot of plans to do tomorrow.
So now she said she wants to go to Rainbow Dash. They came there and she started to chat with Rainbow dash and Dash gave her some advice how to fly in the sky. Dash tested her how good is she at flying at it was OK… Then Derpy went away.
The last pony to visit was Rarity… she was really excited what advise she is going to tell her but… when she came in the house Rarity shouted that Derpy should leave and so. But Derpy said no because she has only 2 hours left until she needs to go home and Rarity said that the advice is… listen to me and do what I say! Then Derpy went away.
WHEN SHE CAME HOME THERE WAS HELL A LOT OF LETTERS FROM… DAD! She opened each of the letters and there she just saw her photos, she started to cry. But the photos were cut and she just saw herself on all of the photos! She took the photos went to the chimney and burnt all of them!
So here is the END…
Joking! It is the end of day not of the story! YOU WERE TROLLED!

YOU+ME=NEVER!

So now it is morning in a city. Derpy woke up and she was in the bed with the Caramel. She was a bit shocked because she didn’t remember anything from yesterday date! And so she thought that now it is the best time ever! After a while Caramel woke up and they started to kiss… she asked him if he could live in Canterlot and they can be together… but he said no… because there Trixie waiting for him! Derpy asked and why is that so important? But there was no answer… then he quietly said that Trixie is pregnant! Derpy didn’t believe that but so she asked from whom? And he answered that Trixie said to everybody that she is pregnant from me! And I didn’t even kiss her! That the rumor and you know about her dad… he is a professional killer, so if I will leave a pregnant pony alone…. He will cut my head off. So today I am leaving, and remember that you are my baby…

Derpy started to cry and she could not say anything because she thought that her Trixie is her best friend and how could she get pregnant while she is in the high school! Caramel tried to kiss Derpy but she rejected and he tried again but she said “NO!”

Then it became dark after Caramel left and she thought that she needs to go to Prince Blue Blood and Braeburn. She went there but after she knocked no one opened and she knocked again but still… then she heard some pony crying. She went to see who that is… and she saw Braeburn sitting there and crying. She came to him and asked if something is wrong and he said yes… the thing is that I love you…. Said Braeburn and Derpy started to laugh and said that they need to go home and everything is going to be alright! So they went in. he sat there still crying and Derpy was really nice and she asked if she can do something to make Braeburn happy, and he didn’t lose a chance and he KISSED her! She quickly got away from him and said that that wasn’t nice and she already has a boyfriend! Then Braeburn said that he got the letter for her from a pony called Twilight Sparkle… Derpy took and opened it in her room… there she saw an invitation to the Princess! She was shocked! But when she saw the date when to come… it was in 2 months and she didn’t release that in that time she will be in Moscow… but then she said to Twilight Sparkle that Derpy isn’t going to Moscow and Twilight said that it is OK.
When she came home she saw Big Macintosh, Braeburn, Prince Blue Blood sitting on a sofa and crying… she shouted: “YOU ALL LOVE ME?, GOD! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! AND SHOUT UP!” Boys were shocked… they said that they aren’t crying because they love you… they are crying because they got a letter about Caramel’s death…. Derpy didn’t believe that, she sat and thought that all of them are lying but they showed her the letter…
The letter was kind of similar to one she got about Canterlot… she thought that maybe it is a joke and she called Caramel… after a while strange voice said… “Hello, who is that?” Derpy said that she would like to speak with Caramel and the man started to cry In the phone… he said that he died in a accident and forgot his cell phone at home… Derpy started to scream…. She thought that her life is now an empty hole…. She has only left with 3 boys and her honesty and bravery. That is because she lost her home, her mum, her love…
But she had left with one question, why did boys cry when they knew that Caramel died… they didn’t even know who he is! So she asked them and they answered that caramel is Braeburn brother. She said that she is serious and they answered the same. So now she said I will go to my room and have a nap. When she went into her room she inspired that she now loves Macintosh! And suddenly he went into the room… She didn’t know what to say… when he came closer she saw only love in his eyes and she said” I…I…I…” and they kissed. Then he asked her a question: How old are you”? And she said that now she can. And they got to bed. So you understand yes? The day ended really tragic and romantic… so bye! HA…HA…HA… I JUST JOKING! TRACK ME AND I WILL WRITE MORE CHAPTERS!

Canterlot's ponies

The Pegasus showed her the way to Canterlot and it was a long journey because rain started, she saw a lot of ponies that are going to the ground to hide from the rain. But Derpy continued to fly, even if her wings are all wet and in any time she can fall. After about an hour flying she was in Canterlot but... She fell! She was falling and while that she started to think about Dr. Hooves and Princess Celestia. While she was falling a carriage that 2 Pegasus were carrying has passed her and she has fallen on a carriage. She asked one of Pegasus if they can bring her to Canterlot and they agreed. After a while they started to go down, and now they are in Canterlot!
She was really exciting to see new town, so first thing she wanted to do was to see the whole Canterlot. She was so amazed that every pony is so happy and none of them is fighting or arguing on the street, like it was where she lived. When she was passing apple farm, she saw Big Macintosh. He came to her and asked her questions like from where she is and what is her name. She was really happy to see somebody interested in her. So she answered all the questions.
After a while Macintosh asked her if she wants to have a tour around the Canterlot, and she happily agreed. He showed her the Park and the apple forest and more other things in Canterlot. Macintosh has fallen in love with Derpy, but he doesn’t know that she already have a boyfriend. Derpy didn't have any clue that he loves her; she thought that they are friends!
They were going through the park when they accidently met Rarity. She was in a beautiful dress with diamonds on it. She had an umbrella in her hooves; she was sitting on the bench near the fountain. Rarity was really happy to see her boyfriend Macintosh here, but she was really upset that he was with some kind of pony with him! She started to ask him questions about her, but he calmed her down by answering that she is just a new pony and he is showing her the Canterlot. Rarity was excited to see new pony and she was really kind to Derpy, but Derpy was really shy because, Rarity is really famous designer in the city she lived before.
Then all 3 went to Rarity’s house. Derpy sat on one of the chairs and drank a cup of coffee. Macintosh asked Rarity to speak in a quiet place. They went to her room and he said that he doesn’t love her anymore, and rarity slapped him on the face. After a while they went back to kitchen and Rarity looked at Derpy and started to cry. Derpy asked Rarity if something is wrong, but Rarity didn’t answered. Macintosh asked Derpy to go to his house and leave Rarity alone. So they went to Macintosh’s house.
When she came all of his siblings gave her food that is made out of apple, she ate a bit of everything to be kind. She then asked where she can have a night. He assumed her to go to his friends’ house. She agreed.

THE END!

Now it is a new day and after 2 hours Derpy got to go to Princess. She wore her best dress but… it didn’t fit! She looked at her tummy and it became a bit bigger… she thought that it can’t be true! Ponies get pregnant just in 2 months not in 5 or 6 hours! So she tried to wear it and it was successes! Then she went to the toilet and thought from whom she can be pregnant and… CARAMEL! She remembers that date in the hotel. And she thought that she will divorce with Macintosh because of it but she decided to keep this as a secret…
A car has carriage has arrived to take her to the princess castle. She was so excited while she was going and then the carriage stopped and she saw a big and beautiful castle! She went in and there were security guys she said that she is invited and they showed her the way to princess. There she saw her…. MOTHER! She didn’t know what to say! She thought it was just illusion but no! She ran to her and princess Celestia did as well and they hugged. Derpy asked questions from her like: why doctor said that you died and why you didn’t invite me earlier mummy? Princes Celestia just said that she always was a princess here and that doctors lied to her about it so she can go to Canterlot and Princess Celestia didn’t love Dr.Hooves. They were talking for hours and then other ponies came in and Derpy had to leave but Princess Celesta gave Derpy a room like she gave to Rarity. Then everybody greeted princess daughter, and Derpy divorced with Macintosh, she found a really rich, nice pony that agreed that she will have baby pony not from him and everybody were happy!
SO NOW THIS IS THE END! AND I WILL BE REALLY GLAD IF YOU ENJOYED MY STORY AND NOW DERPY IS AT HOME WITH THE LOVE SUROUNDING HER AND DAUGHTER. BYE GUYS!