Meet The A.B.A.

On Earth...

In a small town in the U.S.A., there lived four friends. Richard, Elmer, Nick, and Luke. Ever since Elementary school, they all stuck together in the same neighborhood and hung out with each other. Their favorite hobbies were buying fast food on Fridays, messing with people, and buying vintage toys on Craigslist to re-sell them. Their sense of humor that involves jokes and comments at someone else's expense gave them their group nickname: A.B.A.. That chain of letters stand for "A Buncha Assholes".

First, there is Richard. Richard was born from a long history of law enforcement. When he was fifteen, his father gave him a classic police nightstick. Ever since then, Richard has trained in lethal and non-lethal usage of the nightstick. In a town where the women are gold diggers and the men are crooks, he put his training to good use. While he was uncertain about whether he wanted to be a cop or not, he definitely tries his best to fight for what's right. He enjoys hanging out with his friends, even if they can be a little annoying sometimes. He is the youngest in the group, being 23 years old.

Second, there is Elmer. Elmer is not your average guy. Being the most muscular in the group, you would think he was a football player. You'd be close. He actually used to play hockey. However, as much as he liked hockey, he couldn't play it. He had been banned from many hockey teams in several states due to his aggressive playing style. The one act that got him arrested was when he used a hockey stick as a weapon when he got into a fight with a teammate. Knocked the guy's teeth out. Since then, he thought that he could win any fight with a hockey stick...so he ended up carrying a hockey stick as a weapon. Being 24 years old, he believes that all the time ahead of him should be spent doing something amazing...

Third, there's Nick. Nick is NOT the kind of guy who congratulates you when you accomplish something, but instead will mock you for it. He can only be described as the douchebag of the group. He hoped to join the military, and has an interest in tactics and techniques done by them. His favorite tool and weapon has to be a military folding spade. To put it bluntly, it's a small shovel that he uses to hit things. In such a crooked town, it's imaginable why he would carry such a reliable and concealable weapon wherever he goes. While he likes to hang out with his friends, that doesn't stop him from picking on them whenever he can. His attitude is typically jerky, but if the moment is right...his kind side just might show. He is the oldest in the group, being 26 years old.

And finally, there's Luke. Luke grew up from a poor family as a child...and that has lead him to cherish the little things in life and live every day like it's his last. He does not like to fight, but instead uses speech to talk his way out of a bad situation. However, that has not stopped him from defending himself. In fact, he got into his first fight when he was 11 years old. After getting a home and life of his own, he decided that if he wants to live safely...he was gonna have to defend himself. One day, he wrapped some barbed wire around a wooden baseball bat. This became the weapon he carried whenever he went out with friends. Besides the intimidating weapon...Luke has a big heart, a positive attitude, and a personality that anyone could get along with. Being 25 years old, he is unsure what he truly wanted to be.

These four friends truly never expected what life had in store for them...