Rainbow Dash and her love
It was usual day. I was sleeping calmly, when suddenly I heard a sound of glass and saw that there was Rainbow Dash flew in my house and fell down on the floor. I came to her, she was laying on the floor injured.
– Hey Dash, what happened?
– I don’t know, I flew evenly, then white flash fell on me and I came here.
– Stick it! I’ll bring bandage and iodine.
When I ran back, she was already standing.
– Hey Dash, are you alright?
– Yes. I get used to it, I crashed many times.
– Well, okay.
– Hey, listen, and who are you?
– I am human and apparently you accidentally came in our world.
– And what I should do now?
– I don’t know, but you have to be here for a time, and then Twilight shall take you back.
– How do you know that exactly she will come after me?
– Intuition.
I was telling Dashie about everything, it was very interesting for her.
Then I thought that she should do something, and after all she loves fun.
– Hey Dashie, I came up: you go to the college tomorrow.
– What?
– Well, college is like a school.
– Cool, even though I can fly already.
– There learn not to fly, but important knowledges. Say, do you know what equal coitus quadrixilar square of sixty?
– No.
– Me too, and I think it’s bad example. Oh, well, you’ll like it anyway.
* * *
Next morning I put together schoolbooks for Dashie and gave her a map.
– So, look at the roads and not to fall into a story. Good luck.
Dashie walked away. I looked after her for a while.
* * *
So Dashie went into the college. She was met by principal.
– Hello. I am Ms. Fallance, and you should be a new pupil of our college.
– Yes, my name is Rainbow Dash.
– Nice to meet you.
So principal conducted Dash to her classroom.
– Good luck, if you’ll have questions tell me.
– Okay.
Rainbow walked into classroom.
– So, dear friends, we have new pupil here! What is your name?
– I’m Rainbow Dash!
– Well, Rainbow Dash, sit at desk beside our best pupil.
Dash sat down at the desk, but suddenly noticed: girl sitting near was beautiful.
Dash looked at her – her hair, her face reminded an angel.
Dash did not noticed that she stared on the neighbor all the lesson.
All pupils started to go out. When Dash came out she suddenly noticed one muscled guy.
– Hey you! Stop staring at my ex-girlfriend!
– What are you talking about, I was not stared!
– Don’t lie to me, or it will be worse!
– And what shall you do?
– You’ll see!
Guy punched Rainbow Dash and said:
– Fight!
At that moment mob of students gathered around that muscled guy. She stated:
– If you want so.
With these word she kicked him with a turn, and he flew away about three meters.
– Oh yes, it's impossible to whop me!
There was principal behind.
– Excuse me. Go with me.
Dash walked to principal’s room. Principal looked at Dashie for a long time.
Dash was in panic, she was sweating, her eyes became less than usual.
– I’m sorry, but such behaviour is not encouraged here.
– But he… he started it!
– Excuse me! But you’re smarter and you should understand.
– Yes. I’m sorry, this will not happen again.
– Precisely! I will not tolerate a fight inside of prestigious college. And what about you – you shall be under arrest in storeroom for half-hour.
Rainbow was taken to closed dark room. From the ceiling dripped something, on the floor were layed different mops.
The room itself was dark, empty and dirty. Then behind the door Rainbow heard a voice which said:
– I saw it all, it was superb!
– Thanks, but who are you?
– Your desk neighbor. It went cool, how you kicked my ex-boyfriend, he bored me recently.
– Well, I will always come to the rescue.
– I like you!
After this words Dash was very surprised, her sadness because she closed in small room went away.
She was on the seventh sky and wanted to fly but suddenly remembered that room is small.
After another boring lesson everybody went into the cafeteria.
Rainbow sat near her neighbor. Dash and neighbor were eating calmly but then Dash asked:
– Hey, I even don’t know your name.
– Oh, sorry, I didn’t said. My name is Jessica.
– And I’m Rainbow Dash.
– You know, I've never seen anyone so funny. There is some secret in you.
– I don’t know. I think there is nothing such inside me.
– Well, let’s eat.
When Dash was eating, she was admiring Jessica. It’s no secret that Dash likes girls.
But she fell in love with human, and it seems to be that Jessica fell in love too.
– Looks like I’ve eaten all my food, and you’re not. Well, I go to the classroom.
Jessica went away. But then near appeared again that muscled guy and said:
– Exactly at six o'clock it shall be arm wrestling tournament near college, if you’re not a coward, be in.
– Who, I? Don’t make me laugh, but if you want, I’m in.
After regular lesson Dash go to place where were a lot of people.
– Perfect, you’re not a coward after all.
– Surely. Let’s start!
With these words tournament began. In less than ten seconds Dash easily defeated that muscled guy.
– Wow, I never saw such strong person! Hey, I have an idea: we throw a party in my house, come to us.
– Excellent, I will come!
After college Rainbow came not home but to unbridled party of that muscled guy.
She came at house, it looked pretty dirty because party started a long time ago.
– Hey, is it alright that I’m late?
– Come in, we just started.
With these words he took out a keg of beer.
– Wow! It’s a cider!
Muscled guy paused for a second and said:
– Yeeeeaaah, a cider.
Rainbow Dash drinked mug after mug, she did not know that liquid she drinks is alcoholic.
– It seems I feel bad.
– Don’t worry, have fun!
– I think I should go home.
Rainbow Dash hobbled to the home, she was drunk, and it was hard to moving.
She walked about 100 metres and fell down.
* * *
I sat at home and worried. Because Dash should come much earlier.
Then the doorbell rang. I opened, and there was a cop.
– Excuse me, isn’t it your babe?
– Yes. And what happened?
– We found her drunk right at the middle of road.
– Well, sorry, this will not happen again.
I decided to give to cop ten dollars, and he left.
I examined Dash, she was too drunk to talk. I just put her on sofa and went to sleep.
* * *
At the morning Dash waked up and said:
– What happened? Why I feel so bad?
– I don’t know. But cop who brought you said you was drunk.
– What? What’s it – drunk?
– You should not be drinking.
– But I always drank cider and there wasn’t something like this.
– Evidently it was not a cider but beer.
I started a lecture about alcohol drinks. Dash listened carefully.
– Well Dash, it was wrong. You shall not go to the college and never return there again.
– But I want return there, I fell in love.
– With who? A stuffed horse?
– No, I fell in love with human.
– What? Don’t you understand? You cannot date with humans!
– But we love each other a fortiori she’s so beautiful.
– What?! So you fell in love with girl?
– Yes, exactly. Maybe you don’t know but I love girls.
– I know it.
And Dash began getting ready for college.
– Are you crazy?! You have a hangover!
– Blah, I feel better, furthermore I wanna see her again.
I tried to stop her, but she gone.
* * *
Dash sat at the lesson as usual. After that at break Jessica said to her:
– Come to me today, here’s address.
Then Jessica gone. Dash was on the seventh heaven, she was within temptation of evening.
Lessons passed quickly, and Dash again walked not at home but to visit Jessica.
* * *
When Dash came to Jessica’s home, she saw her sitting on the bed.
– Come in, sit with me.
Dash sat near Jessica, and Jessica looked on Dash and said:
– You looks so perfect. All my previous boyfriends were awful, they could not even stand up for me.
Dash looked at Jessie. Her throat was dry, she was embarrassed and did not know what to say.
Jessie noticed that Dash was nervous, and said:
– Don’t worry, I know what you need.
And then she kissed Dash. Her kiss arouse Dashie, her wings came up.
Their kiss lasted about five minutes.
– I’m sorry Dash, but I love you so much!
– Me too, I never thought that girl like me can find anyone who will love me.
– Stop, what?! You’re a girl?
– Well, yes, and what’s wrong with it?
– Why you didn’t tell me, what a shame, now I’m lezby! Tell me, what else are you hiding?
– Well, I didn’t tell, but I’m a pony.
– What a shame, I kissed an animal!
– But you loved me!
– Go away, I’m sorry, but we cannot be together.
Dash was very upset, looking sad eyes at Jessie Dash gone.
* * *
I sat at home. She again did not come in time, I was going to call the police.
When I started to call, Dash came in. I was going to shout at her, but she looked very dejected.
– Hey Dash, what happened?
– She dumped me! She found that I’m girl and I’m pony!
– Well, it’s normal, it would be strange if she found that you’re a pony and continue to date with you.
– Leave me! Please!
I gone, left her in bedroom. I never seen Dash crying, maybe, she never loved somebody so much before. I sat at lounge and heard her crying which went on.
Then there was a strange event, strange flash appeared and near me was found Twilight.
– Excuse me, I’m searching an iridescent pony here. Haven’t you seen her here accidentally?
Then Twilight heard a cry.
– How awful, who is crying there?
– It’s she, it’s Rainbow Dash.
– What? It cannot be! For all the time I know her I never heard she cries.
– You see, she met her love here. But problem is that her love found that Dash is girl and in addition a pony.
– What?! Dash fell in love with human?!
Then Dash heard voice of Twilight and went away from room.
– Rainbow Dash! I’m so glad that I found you! We can go home!
– I’m sorry, but I too loved her and it’s difficult to forget.
– Pinkie made your favourite cupcakes.
– Oh well, who need this Jessie. Let’s go home.
Then the doorbell rang again. I opened, and there was a girl.
– Excuse me, is it there living a talking pony?
– Well, yeah, come in.
Jessie came in home, saw Dash and said:
– I thought for a long time, and then understood that sex and race have no matter.
She took out a ring from the box and said:
– Marry me.
Then Twilight said:
– What?!?
Jessica noticed Twilight and asked Dash:
– That’s what you doing without me?
– Jess, listen, I’ll explain everything!
– Don’t, I understand everything.
– Listen, Twilight is just a friend.
– I do not want to hear it, farewell, Dash.
With these words Jessica gone. I looked at Dash – she wasn’t even upset. Here's a Dash I love!
Then Twilight said:
– Well, we should return.
Then Dash and Twilight disappeared. And life was again the same.
Except that Jessica became a lezbian and now goes to various pastures and flirts with horses.