Nintendo and Celestia want you!
After a long day at the job factory Anon arrived home ready to relax and unwind with some good old halo. Turning on his Xbox, Anon quickly found something was off. For starters he was confident he did NOT own any kind of cookware and he was one hundred percent sure he didn't have any fresh food as the scent permeated his nostrils. Standing up Anon looked to his kitchen wondering what the smell was. And like that all his normal ideas jumped out the window as he saw none other than Celestia standing in his kitchen wearing nothing but high heels and a red apron tied just above her generous ass "Hello Anon." With a wiggled of her big butt Celestia turned around revealing the front of her apron was a distorted "Nintendo" logo in white letters stretched along her ample breasts.
"H-Hi... uh what are you doing here?" Anon asked but instead of responding Celestia sauntered up like she owned the place placing her breasts right in Anon's face while she smiled down at him while he blushed up at her godly visage
"So you see that cool new Nintendo Switch?" She asked
"Hu-huh?" Anon asked clearly confused by the sudden shift from sexy times to video games
Her sultry smirk turned to a childish grin "Oh my gosh! You have GOT to see this! It's PORTABLE I mean do you even know how much this changes the games?" She asked as she reached between her full breasts and somehow pulled out her cellphone "Here I've got a video of it on my phone and-" But she was interrupted as Anon backed away from her trying to get his thoughts straight
"No-no I mean... all of this." Anon gestured at Celestia's beautiful cleavage visible for the world to see "All of it is about the Nintendo Switch?" Anon asked
"Anon, maybe you're not getting it. It's Portable!" Celestia repeated making her breasts bounce as she did so
"No I get that. I don't really see the need for that. I mean what do you even do if it breaks? Like can you get a new screen? Will it dock properly with a broken screen? Not only that but... am I gonna get laid or what!?" Anon questioned
"I dunno how does Skyrim sound!" Celestia said completely dodging the question
Seeing an undesired pattern Anon turned away crossing his arms "Celestia, I don't think I want this. There are too many variables that aren't readily available to me to even feel like I want this console." Anon said with a composed annoyance in his voice
Celestia frowned coming over to Anon hugging him "Oh Anon. I'm sorry I-I just don't know what I'm doing anymore! I want things to go back to the way they used to be." Her cheerful facade was gone now a quivering sadness noticeable in her voice as her body trembled while wrapping around Anon "Remember? Mario kart sixty four? Legend of zelda Ocarina of time? Duck hunt? Pokemon? Such wonderful years spent just enjoying simple and rewarding games that didn't require micro-transactions, online multiplayer or all this other crazy stuff. I'm trying, Anon, I'm trying very hard but... I just don't know what you want anymore." Celestia started sobbing
"H-hey Celestia it's-I-I... I'm sorry. Maybe the Switch will be cool." Anon admitted
Celestia turned him around looking at him wiping away her tears "You mean it?" She asked
"Yeah. Who know's? It could be good." Anon shrugged
Celestia smiled again hugging Anon off the ground "Oh Anon you've made me so happy! Thank you so much! I promise I won't let you down!" She cheered happily to no end before an alarm dinged "Dinner!" Celestia set Anon in a seat at the table and began dishing out a plate for him "I hope you're hungry. Because I am." Celestia took off her glasses and ventured under the table. Anon watched her quizzically before the sound of his zipper moving gave him all the information he needed to know about what was happening next. As Celestia did that Anon had little recourse but to enjoy the delicious meal Celestia prepared for him.
Celestia laid on the couch caressing Anon before he let a yawn slip out "I think I should get some sleep." Anon said get up
Celestia nodded "Sweet dreams." She said as she began packing up the kitchen.
As Anon made his way down the hall he scratched his belly before opening the door. Inside his room was dimly light before two glowing blue eyes appeared over his bed. Sitting naked on his bed was Nightmare moon, her massive breasts stood proudly before him while her marehood looked more than ready for sex. She gave him a simple smirk "Buy a PS four Pro." She said coldly
"Yes Ma'am." Anon jumped onto the bed and he and Nightmare moon began having wild sex Geez... I'm really in a pickle. Especially since I promised Cadence I'd buy a scorpio after she gave me a hand job. Anon contemplated while Nightmare moon smothered him with her breasts
As Celestia left out his front door she saw Twilight in a business suit "C-Celestia!? What are you doing here!?" She questioned as blush ran over her face seeing her mentor so scantily clad
"Sorry, Twilight. But I just got Anon to commit to a Nintendo Switch." Celestia smiled confidently
"B-But PC is so versatile! And there's so many options and-and-" Before Twilight could continue Celestia pushed her away with her towering mammaries "Gonna need something a lot sexier than that to win over, Anon." Celestia said sauntering away leaving her pupil dumbstruck as to what she could possibly do to compete with that.