Twilight Sparkle - Guardian of the Afterlife

by thedarkitty

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Adventure, Dark, Comedy
Length: 274

The death of Twilight Sparkle results in a new memeber of the Guardians of the Afterlife.

For years, ponies with special abilities and powers have been recruited to protect the world of the living ponies against spirits that would otherwise do them harm. Twilight Has no problem with being such a guardian. She has no problem with spending eternity in an epic battle against evil. But, she does have a problem with Princess Celestia killing her just when she was about to become the Princess of Friendship.

:facehoof::facehoof::facehoof:*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*:facehoof::facehoof::facehoof:

Yeah… I have no excuses for this guys. I had the idea and I just had to do it. Don't hate me too much? Pretty please? :twilightsheepish:

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-11-02 03:54:21 UTC

Seriously!!!!! WTF??? :facehoof:

Dear Princess Celestia - You f*%$king Suck!!

Dear Princess Celestia - You f*%$king Suck!!

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Seriously regretting not being able to kill myself right now.

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! F*&%king No! 0_0

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! F*&%king No! 0_0

Oh Good, the end is near. -_-

Oh Good, the end is near. -_-

Phew!.. A little time o... OH FFS!! >,.,<

MOTHERF*&%K!!!

MOTHERF*&%K!!!

That's it!!! Im f$@king done!!! </3

FML!!!... Uhhhhhhh... FMD!!!

Twilight Sparkle could only stare down in wide-eyed, mouth open shock, at the tip of Celestia's horn protruding from the middle of her chest. Blood cascaded down her lilac fur, staining it crimson red, she tried to take a breath, succeeding in only filling her lungs with blood. A gurgling noise escaped from her throat, blood dribbled down her chin, she felt oddly warm despite her extreme blood loss. With great effort, she moved forward, her former mentor's horn coming free from her body with a loud wet squelching sound. She fell to the ground, a great shudder wrecking through her body before her heart finally stopped beating, her last breath that she expelled was accampined with a spurt of blood from her mouth.

Huffing with annoyance, Twilight stood brushing a hoof over her coat to smooth down her dishevelled fur, oddly completely clean of blood and free of the puncture marks from Celestia's horn. She angrily rounded on Celestia slapping her across the face, and gasping as her hoof passed straight through the princess's face.

"What..." She looked at her translucent hoof, finally noticing she was standing over her blood stained body laying completely lifeless beneath her. "The fuck?"