Super Mario Harmony Land

by IncredibleMeh

Heavy Issues

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Luigi was the first to awake just as he was the first to fall into the portal. He attempted to get up, he fail. He tried getting up again but continued to fail miserably. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t stand on just his hind legs.

Wait…

Hind legs?

Luigi finally took the time to look down upon himself. The first thing he noticed was his clothes seemed far too big for him (but at least his hat still seemed to fit). The second thing he noticed was he couldn’t feel his hands or feet. The third thing he noticed was he didn’t have hands or feet.

Luigi immediately began screaming and fumbling about wildly, and if a someone were to look upon this sight, they would think Luigi a deranged lunatic. This was exactly what Mario thought as he woke, up. What Mario saw was not his brother, what Mario saw one could only describe as a green colored, clearly rabid horse, who had somehow managed to steal his brother's clothing. That’s what he thought until he saw it’s mustache anyway, that one distinctive feature gave away Luigi's identity.

” Mario called out to his brother. “

Luigi turned towards his brother, expecting to see a friendly face. Instead he saw a red colored horse with a mustache. Poor Luigi began panicking, and screaming, and generally flailing about like only a very panicked ponified Luigi could.

Mario, curios as to what could have caused his dear brother to react to him in such a way, checked himself to make sure he hadn't undergone any monstrous transformation, or had something particularly horrifying stuck to his face. Neither of these things had happened. instead, Mario found he had the body of a red colored equine based creature. He also found he had very serious trouble standing up. After numerous tries, he regrettably decided it best to attempt to walk on all fours. Thankfully this proved to be not nearly as difficult as it sounded. Calmly he walked towards his brother, who was flailing about in an attempt to escape the confining oversized clothing.

Mario raised an eyebrow at the whole situation. Well, it wasn’t the weirdest thing that happened to them. They had met a race of sentient bean people, how bad could being turned into an off color pony be? At least there wasn’t an entire civilization of them right?

Mario, having finally snapped his brother out of a panicked frenzy, pointed him to the direction of a small town, which hopefully had someone who could fix their problem.


Fluttershy could swear she heard had heard a knock on the door, but when she opened it, nopony was there. (In situations like this, look down.) She looked down.

What she saw at her feet was no pony, but a strange green box with a white exclamation mark embellished on its sides.  Was it meant to be a package?  She presumed so. Perhaps the wrong mail had been delivered to here again? But it didn’t have a stamp or return address or anything else packages had on them, so that couldn’t be it. Had someone left it here? If that was the case, it was assumed it was meant for her. Was it a gift? She picked up the strange box, and carried it inside.

The box was surprisingly light, to light in fact. It took almost no effort to carry the object, almost as if it could simply float in midair. She set the object down on a table with a thunk.

Immediately afterwards, there was another, louder sound. Like metal hitting a hard surface. The box she had set down was now gone, and her forelegs…

They were made of metal.

Fluttershy panicked. She backed away from the table, her step making loud clunk noises. She looked for a mirror, and what she saw frightened here. In the mirror was not the image of herself she came to know. In the reflection was some metallic monstrosity that out of some miracle of either magic or science could move about like its metal frame behaved no differently from normal flesh and bone. She started rapidly hyperventilating. She was made if metal. No, she was the metal. She was metal.

She did not like being metal.

She needed help; Twilight would know what to do, Twilight always seemed to no what to do. Fluttershy put on a robe to conceal her appearance, than headed for the library, making very noticeable loud clunking noises on her way there. Unfortunately,  this was proved to be a very difficult situation for a pony who generally doesn’t like having everyone’s attention focused on her. Even at a tiptoe, the clunking was still very audible to other ponies, and having all that attention focused on here only caused her to run away, making the loud meta clangs that came with each step even louder. At this point she was running as fast as she could, focusing on nothing but getting to the library as fast as possible. She desperatley wanted to get away from prying eyes. Anypony or anything unfortunate enough to get in the way was effortlessly knocked aside. Stands at the marketplace and were easily smashed threw, and at one point a carrage was knocked into the air. Everypony and everything was going flying. By the time Fluttershy reached the library, she had accidentally left a trail of clearly visible destruction in her wake.

She tried to gently knock on the door. She punched a whole threw it. She attempted to open the door herself, but instead it was knocked off its hinges. When she to a step inside, it shook the room, and every single book fell off its shelf. From the other room, Twilight could be heard coming in.

“What is going on in he- Fluttershy!?”

“Um…   hello.”

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