Civilization from Chaos

by Ahs

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Human
Length: 3782

Burt knew the world was going to end, but did not think it would be like this. Burt is all-alone as a hodgepodge monster trying to rebuild a civilization from Chaos in a world that has no people.

Burt knew the world was going to end as we know it, but he did not expect people to just disappear. Now he is a hodgepodge monster, with only a diamond dog and crabby zebra to help make since of the world. Before almost nothing was holding the man together. Now its hope and chaos magic holding him together. Here’s hoping its all he needs.

What happen when one puts a draconequus in the pony after people universe?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-11-09 18:54:40 UTC

Prologue (Edited)

Equis to Earth

If a pony, from Equestria, came to the lands that are around the Chaos city, they would think that they have walked into the Everfree Forest. The Everfree is a place of mystery and monsters. The Everfrees counterpart on North America  is the Unforgiving lands that keep Chaos City protected. If said pony  were to look, that pony can find many monsters that live in the Unforgiving lands that also live in the Everfree such as Manticore, Timberwolves, and Cockatrice just to name a few.

Chaos city

A large fireplace sits at the center of Chaos City, a city that was once called Dallas. Each brick of the fireplace has inside of it a journal or story. The fireplace is as large as a small mountain. This fireplace has been around long before the Event and is at least  250 years old.  The fireplace is the communal journal. As was said before each brick holds a story or journal, but there is one brick within the fireplace that holds a message. This message is a simple goodbye of a dead man. This dead man is in truth the founder of chaos city.

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May 22, 2015

IF someone is reading this, good job on being alive. Because I don’t think I will be. It might sound like an opening cliche from an apocalypse movie, but sadly, for me this cliche became reality. Well, you see dear reader, the world is going to end. How do I know this, you ask?  Dear reader I was asked to join a group of people who planned to live on through the end of the world, but I could not agree. A group of humans now lives in an underground city shielded from an energy wave that is going to kill humanity in such a painful way, that we will wish that we were burned alive. I can’t hide away. I will do what I can for (the people I have) for the good people of DFW, Texas. I told people what was coming, but no one litened. That's okay.

Anyway, dear reader, I have been preparing for this day for at least a few months. Medical supplies are in the bathrooms down the hall from the front door. There is lots of alcohol, food that won't spoil and a very nice card game collection for you to not to get bored.  The house has been insulated so that you lot can live through the unpredictable Texas winter, and the hellish summer.  I have spent my cash on the good of you people; I hope you will live through the energy wave. It has some fancy name, but I will simply call it the death energy, DE for short (from now on). DE is going to kill all of the humanity but it could turn everyone into chickens and chickens might inherit the earth.

I’m just kidding with you, dear reader. The truth is that this house is ready for you.  Oh and please take care of my cat. The food is in the garage next to all the stuff you will need to start a farm in the backyard.

Now I am going to go out have fun and eat and live for my last day on earth. This is my goodbye to the lot of you.

Burt Idaho Yearling

Peace to all of you….

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May 23, 3:58 am

Burt drunkly walked up the back steps of his house towards the glass sliding door. He had a goofy smile on his face as he started to trip and fall forward to the glass. The glass broke under his husky body. Burt Idaho Yearling draw his last breath after that fall at the same time the DE wave hit. Also, something else went off in that second. The life saving spell... and the life saving spell of Equestria power by the DE went off in obit of the earth. The spell turns humans into one of the creatures of Equis based on the soul of the human, but what happens when the soul is leaving the body?

Burt's death + Death energy wave + Equestrian spell = Chaos

Burt’s body shifted and changed into many different forms as if it could not make up its mind on which one it wanted. The shape of a zebra came first, next was a bug pony thing, and then a unicorn. The shapes changed in painful ways making hybrids: a pony with the head of a dog, a seapony with eagle wings, and some kind of bear with 6 limbs and bug wings, simply a Bugbear. The soul of Burt watched his own body change with horrific curiosity, until he felt a clawed hand on his left shoulder. It dragged him away from his body.

[center]...change....scene....

“Did you know nearly 105 people die each minute? And you ar..."  A voice that sounded like Q from Star Trek said to him. Burt was stunned. He was on the moon! And there was an odd-looking monster standing next to him.  This was too strange. "LISTEN TO ME YOU HAIRLESS APE!!!!!" The monster yelled through a megaphone in the ear of Burt.

"I have come a long way to find you, so listen now!" Burt suddently found himself strapped to a dentist's chair. "So, lets see how can I help you..." the creature continued, a huge backpack appearing next to him, "... some herbs, dried animals, books about some herbs, a tome called The RULE OF DISCORD... seems my zebra friend was really generous? Giving me all the Tartarus loved forest good offer. I have also put in this bag more things that will be useful to you like a lab.”

The monster has stopped talking and was looking at Burt like it was expecting him to talk. So Burt said the first thing that came to mind, “Did you want to know how humans became the master of their domain? Well do you?!? Its simple the reason we became what we are with out the claw or fang.” Burt pointed to the monsters one pointed fang on the left side of his snout, “You see Mr. Monster we became what we are my the simple sweat glands that keep us cool. We can keep going in the hot sun. In the beginning we were a pack animal that would run our pray to the ground. We endured! Thats what makes humans grate the fact we endure!”

"........................."

The monster looked at him blankly, “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You will be perfect for my little idea.” The monster spun Burt around looking him up and down, “Your life has been a short one. But that’s okay. I need you to name some random animals for me. If you want to live on from this day I recommend you start naming animals quick as I say the body parts.”

Burt looked at the monster for a moment, “Who are you?” The beast spread its arms wide out with confetti raining down and a banner floating above its head with DISCORD written on it.

“Now name the animals!!”

Burt looked panicked, “Fine, FINE!”

Discord handed him a lidded tray.

Burt removed the silver lid. There sat Discord's head. It simply stated: “Head"[/color

“Zebra!” Burt said with quick speed.

“Tail.”

“Crocodile!”

“Left wing.”

Burt had to think for a second, “Dragonfly!”

“Tip of the tail.”

“Donkey and scorpion”, said Burt thinking he was being smart.

“Horns.”

“Narwhal and rhino.”

“Fangs.”

“Saber tooth Tiger.”

“Arm.”

“Monkey!”

“Arm.”

“Frog.”

“Leg.”

“Boar.”

“Right wing.”

“Bald-eagle.”

“Leg.”

“Duck”

“Your body will be eagle. You body is now stable. Hmm, you probably be about the size of Spike until you get some years on you…” Discord muttered to himself, (and Burt did not really hear.). “Now I need you to listen. There were a 105 people who died in the same minute of the event as you. You were the one who got the luck of the draw to have his body stabilized by me. The bodies of others will most likely die and they'll turn into windigos or something. I am about to let you go, but first there are three things you need to understand.  First, Burt Idaho Yearling is dead and you need a new name. Second, there will be no other being that is like you. Third…” Discord dressed himself in the form of a Stan Smith from American Dad and said, “Make old Discord proud or YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!”

Discord grabbed the dead soul of Burt and kicked it off the moon toward its now stable body.

2 Birth of A home

Equis to Earth

Pegasi has controlled Equestria weather patterns for thousands and thousands of years. Their sky is used to being controlled, but here on Earth it is only in recent times that pegasi have tried their hooves at local clouds. As the Equestrian independent Everfree, there are places on Earth that are almost impossible to control, for example the Unforgiving lands. Weather has been wild on Earth a lot longer than the homeworld of the ponies.

Chaos city

There is a sign posted at every gate of Chaos city it reads as follows. Dear refugees yes I can change your form what ever form you are in be it pony, changeling, Diamond Dog, dragon, Griffon or ext.… I WILL NOT CHANGE YOU TO HUMAN. It’s a treble way to go.

THE FOUNDER OF CHAOS CITY

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May 23

                   I am typing the horrible events of this day down. My wife is a good woman but she had a hard day. After all she turned into a unicorn just moments after giving birth. Her water broke and we were on our way to the hospital.  She managed to get into a bathrobe and I in boxers and undershirt by the time we left. When all of a sudden my wife Ana Bell told me that the baby was coming and we had to stop. I parked on Mudylake Dr.  just off the road.  I called the 911 to get instructions.   At 3:54am was the time of my human baby girl was born and I gave my baby girl to Ana Bell for her to hold. That was when it happen; one moment I was human the next I was an ape dog thing.  My head was spinning and I could not stand striate.

      When I got my head on straight I was in for a shock. In the back seat of where my wife was laying a moment ago was a light blue furred and snow white main and tailed unicorn pony holding a baby a red and black zebra. “Ana Bell are you a Unicorn?”

     The Unicorn green eyes looked at me and shrank to pinpricks, “Th..Tha..That depends have you turned into some kind of dog monster?” That is when I look at myself and screamed witch in turned made the baby to start to cry.

    Ana Bell yelled at me, “What is wrong with you?? There there mommies here.” Ana Bell held the baby in her hooves as she rolled out of the car.  It took a moment for the baby zebra to calm down. “Joe we need to find out what’s going on! You need to take the baby so I can take a moment to panic!”

   I took the baby from her hooves (I can’t believe that she has hooves). My sweet wife walks back in forth losing her robe in the process, stomping her hooves and ears pressed back. She was working herself up more and more, until her horn glowed silver for a moment and a beam shot out and hit the car. I moved back in time with the baby in my hands when the car exploded.

My baby girl was once more crying, my wife was in shock form what she did and I had new instincts to protect my pack. So I rushed the bright red door of the house we parked in front of and smashed it down with my right paw as I held my girl in my left arm my mate wife trot after me.  We moved past a formal dining room into a hall and finally into living room where we saw a horrific site. Right there I saw a mass of flesh shift and change in front of me. I could here bone’s brake and  a slurping sound.

The flesh twisted into the form of a long snake with the end that was closest to me turn to a long crocodilian tail with a scorpion stinger. Hair bloomed around the stinger. A zebra like head grew from the opposite end of the tail. The body moved and squirmed like a sidewinder as legs and arms grew from the body. The right arm was that of a frog, the left was human until it grew brown fur making it look like a monkey's arm, next was the left leg was a ducks, and the right was a was a boar. The twisted thing stood up on its two different back legs all the way its body twitched. On the back of the monster two different wings grew left wing was a dragonfly’s and the right was that of a eagle. The eagle feathers ran down from the start of its tail to first part of the zebra head. A twisted horn grew on side of its head to rhino horns grew of the other side until both were poking into the sealing. Fangs popped out of the mouth.

Then it exploded in a wave of energy blasted past my family and me.  The energy ripple the very fabric of reality fixing the glass door behind the beast and the front door I smashed down. I watch the front door rebuild itself. When I heard a gasp from Ana Bell. I looked at her and she was pointing in front of me. I turned and in the place of the a beast was baby form of the beast without the serpentine body.  The beast looked almost cute with how its eyes were wide and tears were about to spill. The thing burst into tears causing my baby to cry as well.

IT TOOK A FEW HOURS TO COME THEM BOTH DOWN

It took a moment for myself and Ana Bell to stop them from crying. Ana Bell was tending the baby, while I dealt with the beast in one of the bedrooms down the hall.  The beast was shaking and flinched a way whenever I tried to put my paw on it to calm it down as if it was in pain. I think the beast felt all the changes to its body. So I was quite surprised when the beast spoke, “Thank you for helping me. I'm okay. There is no need for you to be here. Go back to your baby. I am not in pain. I can’t feel every thing in my house including the sleeping baby and the unicorn reading the note I put on the fireplace.” It had tears in its blue and red eyes.

I looked at the beast as he sat there with a razed eyebrow. “Kid I know you are not okay. You are shaking like you’re in pain. Now be plain with me kid.”

It look at me with a pout and crossing its arms, “I am not a kid. I am 25 years of age. And you're just a mean old pit-bull.” I was about to reply when Ana Bell came into the room.

She whispered yelled at the beast as she stomped forward, “I saw the note you left Mr. Yearling. I saw that you knew this was going to happen. I saw how with your new form you have the power to change things for the better for my family.”

The beast looked at her with fear in his eyes, “I don’t know what your talking about. I did know the world was going to end, but I had know idea how this could happen.”

“You said in the note chickens would inherit the Earth! What’s the difference here with mythological animals.” Ana Bell said with her ears pressed to the back of her head in anger.

The beast was close to tears, “I hate this body. I can’t think straight.” As the beast got more and more frustrated the reality changed around us.  A lamp grew legs and started to tap dances, the wall turned plaid, and I started to float. My love ignored all this and kept blaming the reality-warping monster.

“YOU AND THAT SHADY GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATION DID THIS! YOU ARE THE REASON THAT I DON’T HAVE A HUMAN BABY GIRL!” She had tears in her eyes as the carpet turned into red grass. Her tail twitched and body shook, “YOU ARE A….”

“ANA BELL!!!! You need to look around you!” I yell at her. (Our baby was asleep through all of this. The beast's powers gave her a force field.) Ana Bell looked and just slumped onto her butt.

She spoke to the beast in a whisper, “You have powers change me to human.” Ana Bell stomps her left hand hoof on the ground as she shouts, “Turn me HUMAN!!!!!”

The beast's emotions played on its frighten face. This creature has had just as a tough day as my wife if not more so if it felt its body change shape. But it did as my wife asked it to. The very air felt like it was being sucked toward the creature as the beast stuck it's frog hand and monkey pall toward my wife and snapped.

My wife changed from unicorn to human in a flash of light. Her human body was naked and lovely for a second until the burns formed on her body as if she was rotting and burning at the same time. The beast reacted to the pain filled scream of my wife with a snap of its monkey’s paw. My human wife was replaced in a flash with a form of a goat women. She had turned into a female satyr. Burns were still on her bareback. The beast spoke after 10 minutes went by and I was dropped from flouting in the air, “The…there…there is a first aid kit in the bathroom.” He pointed to a door behind him.

I took my satyr wife into the bathroom. The beast sat in the bedroom by himself. My wife did not speak as a healed her, it was hard to get use to my paws they were much more clumsy. After I finished helping my wife we just sat there.  “We should leave. We should find another place to live. We can stay some were the same neighborhood but I don’t want to be near that thing.” Ana Bell said with a harsh tone. I did not want to leave. I think if I was human I probably wood. But a part of me that was not human just did not want to leave.  This was a good place to keep my pack. My pack could grow here. But my mate wanted to leave. So I mite have to leave…

“You will have to go across the lake to the west of here in order to get away from these stupid powers that I have no control of!” As it to prove its point a cloud of cotton candy formed and started to rain jelly beans on top of its head.  “You peoples can stay here if you want, or take my truck to find a place.”

My wife looked at him with a slight frown on her face with her arms crossed over her very naked breasts. “We will stay. We will live her just for a little while and you will stay here to. You will tell us all you know. And all of this will be done tomorrow.” She  left the bathroom with a final huff.  That’s all the importent bitts that happen to day.

Joe Joe the Dog MAN

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One more thing the beast name is Burt. And my little Zebra girl has a force field she can control. Ana Bell is not happy about this. And Burt thought of a name that both me an Ana Bell like. Her name is Raven Stripes.

Explained....

ACCESSING THE Communal Journal (the great fire place of the Chaos CITY)

Brick 000007 Video file date May 24 10:30 AM

The video begins with a small hodgepodge monster sitting on a blue Beanbag chair.  A female voice from off camera speaks, “State your name for all to here.”

The monster speaks, “My name was Burt Idaho Yearling.”

Female voice, “Explain what you mean 'was your name'!”

“I died before I became this thing that sits before you. My human body was dead. Now I am some kind of monster.” The monster tells the female voice as its frog hand moves up and down showing it’s body.

Female voice, “Tell us on camera what you are here to tell us.”

The monster that use to go by Burt said, “Human Preservation Institute or HPI knew that the world was going to end. I invented something for them; I cannot remember what that thing was. It had something to do with shielding or food production. I was important.  I even could have gone to be in the bunker, but I could not leave humanity to its fate. The HPI are cowards. I was apart of the organization that predated the HPI. The organization that my own mother worked for as a theoretical physics they discovered what I call Death energy. The my mother died  from being exposed.  I had a lot of money to spend until the end of the world. My family had money from my Dads side. I spent my money on the living after the end of the world.  I had some hope that some one was going to live beyond the end. I did not think it was going to be me. And I did not. I died in the very moment of the death energy hit.”

Female voice, “Tell me Burt, what happen after your death?”

FASTFORWORDING NOW….

The monster is speaking, “…Discord placed a the bag onto my back and punted me off the moon. Than my world was nothing but pain. I could not black out. After the pain stopped I was in this tinny body and there was a purple dog monster in front of me. All I could do in that moment is cry.”

Female voice, “Thank you for talking about this.”

THE VIDEO GOES BLACK