Unexpected Feelings About Royalty

by Frizzy

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Romance, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Princess Celestia, Sex, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1864

Rainbow Dash is in love with Princess Celestia.

Rainbow Dash is still writing pornography erotica, like her friends told her not to do but this time, it leads to her discovering something about herself: she is in love with Princess Celestia! But, does the princess feel the same way? Are either of them ready for this sort of relationship?

Sort of sequel to Big News, but can be read on its own.

Cover art done by me, using pictures I found on Google, and edited together on MS paint because there is pretty much no fanart for this goddamn ship, and I can't draw! The fandom has let me down.

Published 2016-11-03 02:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-11-03 02:10:01 UTC

Absolutely Clueless

Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity were seated in Fluttershy's living room, each reading a stack of papers. Several months ago, it had been discovered that Rainbow Dash had been writing rather perverse stories about her friends, and, despite most of her friends' disgust about the subject, the rainbow haired young woman had kept on writing them, and had gotten Fluttershy to join in on the hobby, and meeting with each other every other week since then to share stories and give feedback. This was the third time Rarity had joined in on the meetings, realizing that there was no harm in writing the stories, and finding the activity to be quite titillating. Right now, they were reading Dash's offering for the get together, their eyes pouring over the document, taking in every piece of information they were provided, their cheeks turned a shade of red as they read the scandalous piece of fiction.

Rarity and Fluttershy both finished reading Rainbow's story and set the pages down on the coffee table. "Well?" Rainbow asked. "What'd ya think?"

"I thought it was quite good," Rarity replied. "But, you still need to work on your spelling."

"I also thought it was good," Fluttershy continued. "But, I seem to have noticed something... A trend in your writing."

"Oh?" Rainbow Dash inquired. "What's that?"

"You seem to, well..." Fluttershy trailed off, blushing and looking down at her feet. "For the past few weeks, you've, um..."

"All of the stories of yours I've read since joining this little club have been about Princess Celestia, darling," Rarity cut in.

"Exactly," Fluttershy said, nodding. "You were even writing about her for about two months before Rarity joined us. I don't think you've ever spent this much time writing about a single subject," she continued, before hiding behind her hair. "Not that there's anything wrong with writing about one thing for so long..."

"So?" Rainbow Dash asked, crossing her arms. "The princess is hot. Of course it's only natural to write stories about her in the bedroom. And have you ever seen the porn section in Twilight's library? I am far from the first person to write about the princess in that way."

"It's not just that..." Fluttershy said, still hiding in her hair. "The other main character in these stories, Prismatic Rush, is clearly just, um, well, you inserting yourself into the story. Not that you can't insert yourself into your stories..."

"Well, maybe I want to bang the princess!" Rainbow snapped. "I mean, who doesn't? I bet both of you would, if given the opportunity. She's downright sexy! With her flawless skin, amazing figure, wonderful voice, great rack and ass, and oh, damn, those legs!"

"We've barely scratched the surface, darling," Rarity said. "Your stories have some pretty impressive build up to the actual sex. I mean, the one I read when I found out about your little hobby just jumped straight into the action. No build up, no reason why, just pure, kinky sex. You spend most of the stories you've been writing, lately, describing amazingly romantic dates. There's barely any sex."

"Of course I write about taking her on dates," Rainbow huffed. "You can't just dive right into bed with Princess Celestia. You gotta take her out for a good time, first. Treat her right. Show that you are truly worthy of praising the sun," she said, laughing at her own innuendo.

"Well," Fluttershy piped up. "The sex scenes are, um, very sweet. Not like the usually raw porno type of sex you normally write. It's tender... romantic, even... The scene in this one was only about five paragraphs, but they were filled with such passion and energy! More of a rush of emotions than, um, fucking..."

"Yes, and then all of the post-coital cuddling and talk of plans for the future have lead me to suspect that you may have a bit of a crush on our dear princess," Rarity said, taking a sip of her tea. As the purple haired beauty set down her cup she couldn't help but grin, having figured out the secret feelings that weren't even known by the woman who had them.

Rainbow Dash's jaw dropped, her face turning a dark shade of red. She was dumbfounded. "You're... you're..." she stuttered. "No! There is no way that I have feelings for Princess Celestia! I mean, she's Princess Celestia! And, even if I did-which I don't-she's, like, off limits! There's gotta be some law against her dating commoners. So, there's no point in accusing me of being in love with her, since, even if I was in love with her-which I'm not-it would be pointless! The best thing to do would be to forget this conversation ever happened and wait for this phase to go away."

"Rainbow, it's not healthy to just bottle up your emotions like that," Rarity said. "I think we may need to take you to see Twilight. She will know whether or not there is such a law forbidding the Princess from dating you, and what you can do to court her."

"I don't-" Rainbow started, before being cut off by Fluttershy.

"I think that's a great idea!" the pink haired woman chirped. "I'm sure Twilight has all sorts of information on what you can do to impress Princess Celestia!"

"Guys, I really don't think Twilight is the best person to be discussing this with," Rainbow Dash stated. "You know how that girl has a tendency to overreact and freak out. She would probably start making a checklist of everything I'd need for our first five dates, setting a date for our wedding, as well as making a list of possible names for our kids." To her dismay, Fluttershy and Rarity were already putting on their coats, and heading out the door. "Or, you could just ignore me. That always helps," she said, following her friends.

...

There was a crash as Twilight dropped her teapot, causing shards of procelain to fly in every direction. A look of abject horror and confusion was etched across her face. "I'm sorry," she said in a monotone, emotionless voice. "Could you please repeat what you just said?"

Rainbow Dash huffed. "Fluttershy and Rarity think that maybe I have a bit of a crush on Princess Celestia." At this point she was blushing furiously, and refusing to make eye contact with anyone.

"And what would give them that idea?" The bookish woman asked, dryly.

"She's been writing such wonderful stories about her," Rarity said, her eyes shining. "My particular favorite is the one the Princess has a cold, and our lovestruck friend here takes care of her all day, and ends up with a cold of her own," she said, to Fluttershy's agreement.

"These wouldn't happen to be the same sort of stories we told you to stop writing, because they were creepy and disgusting, would they?" Twilight pressed, her arms crossed over her chest, shooting the rainbow girl a stern look.

"Hey, they're also writing them!" Dash exclaimed, pointing at Fluttershy and Rarity.

"Don't worry, Twilight," Fluttershy said. "Her writing has definitely improved. We've established some boundaries, and the story she wrote about you and Applejack was particularly beautiful."

"We'll be sure to get you and Applejack a copy of it," Rarity said. "I'm sure the two of you would find it quite reasonable. Plus, it may... Inspire something in the bedroom."

"Fine, but it had better not be creepy like those other ones I read, or you'll all have to deal with Applejack, and trust me, she can tie some pretty resilient knots, that I know you wouldn't be able to escape from... Not that I would know what it's like to have her tie me up!" Twilight said, blushing. She took a calming breath before turning her attention back to Rainbow Dash. "Back to the topic at hand; do you have romantic feelings for Princess Celestia?"

"I don't know, okay!" Rainbow Dash shouted. "I've just... Been thinking about her a lot. Thinking about gorgeous she is, how nice it would feel to kiss her, and maybe, just maybe, how enjoyable it would be to snuggle under a big blanket with her on a rainy day," she said, pouting, her cheeks tinged with a deep blush, while Fluttershy and Rarity both fawned over Rainbow's little fantasy.

"Well, those are the typical thoughts you have about someone when you're in love with them, among other things," Twilight relied, her own cheeks turning pink. "But, of all the people in the world, why Princess Celestia? She's old enough to be your mother! Why my old teacher? I mean, Luna is closer to our age than her sister, and she's just as beautiful as her sister, so why not date her?"

"I dunno," Rainbow said. "I guess I just like how calm she is all the time, and how she can mischievous and playful when she wants to, and she's pretty much the image of perfection. She's much more level headed than her sister. Princess Luna can get a tad bit over emotional, sometimes, like that time she went crazy, tried to overthrow her sister, and had to get sent to an insane-" Twilight shot her a look, daring her to complete that sentence. "Anyway, I don't get why you're so upset over this. I figured you'd be excited that someone was in lo- infatuated with your oldest friend."

"It's because none of you seem to understand the relationship I have with her!" Twilight snapped. "She pretty much raised me alongside my parents. She's almost like a second mother to me. Wouldn't it be weird if one of us wanted to date your dad?"

"My dad's been single and depressed ever since my mom left us when I was in middle school," Rainbow replied. "If one of you wanted to date him and try to make him happy, I'd be more than happy with that. Speaking of which, shouldn't you be thinking about the princess' happiness? I mean, I am pretty awesome, so I'm sure she would have a great time, even if it was just a one time thing."

"She does have a point, Twilight," Fluttershy said. "Princess Celestia could use something in her life that isn't related to her work. It seems like just about everything she does is related to a political event."

"And Princess Luna has said she would like to take on more responsibilities," Rarity said. "Having Celestia dating someone would both give her sister what she wants, and give herself more time to enjoy herself. I don't see how this could be a bad thing."

Twilight sighed in defeat. "Fine, I guess I see your reasoning." She turned to Rainbow Dash. "But, if you hurt her, I swear, I will end you!"

"Yes!" Rainbow cheered. "This has been one heck of a day. When I woke up this morning, I didn't even realize I had feelings for, well, anyone, and now I might possibly have a date with the princess. This is going to be so awesome!"

"Speaking of which," Rarity said. "I believe I have a plan on how you can woo our beloved princess."