The Ravaging of Rainbow

by Deneld the Unspooked

Rating: mature
Tags: Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Romance, Thriller, Sex, Random, Adventure, Discord, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1065

Twilight Sparkle is a lonely mare. Luckily, Rainbow Dash will make it all better on their way to retrieve the Iron Dildo.

Twilight Sparkle is a lonely mare. Luckily, Rainbow Dash will make it all better on their way to retrieve the Iron Dildo.

A beautifully written TwiDash ship fic.

Published 2016-11-04 08:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-11-04 08:00:01 UTC

Chapter 1

Twlight Sparkle sat at the bar. It was empty save for her . Even the owner had already left her alone. Just The lavender unicorn and the wiskey in her glass.

Twlight Sparkle's friends had tried to stop her from going, but after that.... that event... The lavender unicorn could no longer stay.

Thinking about it made her eyes well up and to prevent bursting out in crying (as The lavender unicorn really, deeply, wanted to) she lifted the wiskey and gulped it down. The burning liquid warmed her throat and heart. It was the only comfort Twlight Sparkle still had in this world.

Twlight Sparkle tried to take her mind of the present. To slip into the past rather then wallow in sorrow...

...but it didn't work. Twlight Sparkle was still just at a bar. Keeping the whisky company.

Suddenly the door opened behind her. Footsteps. Then a figure sat down next to her and took the bottle.
"Long time," spoke Snips and he poored himself a glass as well.
Twlight Sparkle grumbled.
"I deserved that," the grey unicorn said and took a gulp from his whiskey.
"Go away," Twlight Sparkle said.
"Not before you hear my offer," Snips said.
"I don't want to hear about it." Twlight Sparkle spoke. He really didn't want anything to do with Snips, not after... that. "I don't want anything to do with you... not after... that."
"Dammit, that wasn't your fault," Snips, "It was none of our fault."
"Yes it was, it was my fault. I could have stopped it." Twlight Sparkle said, "I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED IT FROM HAPPENING."
"Calm down, The lavender unicorn," Snips, "It wasn't your fault... that wasn't your fault."
But no matter what the grey unicorn said, Twlight Sparkle still felt that that was his fault...
"I need you," said Snips. "Just one more time. Just one more job and I'll leave you alone."
Oh lonelyness, that would be nice. No one around. No one to remind Twlight Sparkle of...that.
"One more job," Twlight Sparkle muttered. "Alright. One more job it is."

And with that, she gulped down the remaining whiskey. Time for action!

Later, once they were alone and away from the others, The blue pegasus met with Pinkie Pie in a nearby hut
They had been meeting like this awhile now, often in the evenings or at night.
A deep friendship had struck up after their previous adventures, but they kept it hidden as they didn't know what the others would think.
They often did some talking, some Books, maybe a few board games.
They were quite close friends by now.

This particular night they were shearing secrets with eachother. Telling eachother things neither had told anyone else before. Things that not a single soul knew.

"Then there was that time I...Destroyed Pinkie Pies carpet!"
"oh, Rainbow Dash! thats positively evil! and I should know!"
They both laughed. The night had been full of stories like this. The time The pink pony blackmailed a a Biochemist. Or the time The blue pegasus fooled a Coder into thinking it was the end of the world.. Endless stories shared just between them and no one else.
It was making them closer.
Closer then The blue pegasus had ever thought possible.
As The blue pegasus was telling another story, She thought She saw The hyperactive pony examining Her. Looking with..was that longing?
nah...couldn't be.
The moment was over and they departed eachothers company.

The athletic pegasus felt something had changed that night, but wasn't sure what.

Then our sexy gang knew what to do. They had to infiltrate Discord's phallic shaped volcano but in order to do so, they had to wear a disguise.

Twlight Sparkle thought long and hard about the best disguise. They couldn't be too obvious or threatening because then Discord's guards could catch them. But they couldn't look too mundane because then Discord's guards would never let them in.They couldn't go naked, as they were likely to be distracted.By Sex.
No... they had to be clever.

So The lavender unicorn came up with the best idea she had: they would dress up in gothic clothes!
Twlight Sparkle's friends were a little skeptic at the idea, but they all agreed it was for the best. But where would they get the best gothic clothing to surprise the guards with?
Rainbow Dash knew exactly the best store to go: TBurtons.

So they all went there in the dread of the night and smashed in the doorlock in order to enter the store. Spike deactivated the alarm and so they could easily get into the store and take whatever they need in order to infiltrate Discord's headquarters (but that was ok because the blue pegasus knew the store owner and she'd be heavily compensated after the adventure even though she was already quite rich from her gothic store franchise).

As normal, Twlight Sparkle couldn't help but get embarrassed about getting naked in front of Rainbow Dash and Spike in a store at night.She swallowed his blushes and got on with it though.
The lavender unicorn put on nice tight studded leather pants that made her bum look amazing in the mirror (and judging The chaotic draconequus's googly eyes, oh yes, it did look nice on her!). Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance's logo on the back and made her large male-madness inducers perk out quite nicely and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with red streaks on the side. Then she painted her nails black and used red to draw little drops of blood on there but she only did that because it was the color Rainbow Dash died Her hair these days, not because she is a vampire or a killer or something.
Rainbow Dash wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from unicorn teeth that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. Spike also had cool clothes (A/N but I'm running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess he looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it's an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool)

Finally they were ready to face the chaotic draconequus!