Meeting the Mane Six

After the light faded, the bird shook his head and clucked, "Beh? Bawk bah?"

The three misfits looked around, taking in their surroundings. Junior spotted a lavender alicorn trotting toward them and groaned, "Aw, great. We're in Ponyville."

Twilight Sparkle smiled warmly and extended a hoof. She asked, "Who are you three?"

Junior huffed, "Well, lady, if you must know, I'm Junior Huhnmörder; that's my dad, Fritz; and that's his abomination, Robot Chicken."

The alicorn's eyes lit up. "Fritz Huhnmörder? The scientist who invented the leafsucker and created a cure for hoof rot? That Fritz Huhnmörder?"

The older male nodded in affirmation and stuck out his hand. He shook the pony's hoof and lifted himself up.

"I am a huge fan of your work! I even have a copy of your autobiography, Tears Behind My Smile! Oh my gosh, I have to have you sign it!" She pulled a book and a marker out of her saddlebag and levitated them over to him with her magic. She squeed as he took the marker and scribbled his signature onto the cover. "Thank you so much, Mr. Huhnmörder! This means all of Equestria to me!"

"GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!"

A cyan pegasus with a prismatic mane and tail headed straight for them... and then she stopped. "What gives, egghead?" She was enveloped in Twilight's magic.

"You are NOT running into these people! This is one of my favorite authors and scientists, Fritz Huhnmörder, and his creations." She let the pegasus down gently and released her.

"You mean the guy with the blue eyes and the moose knuckle, or the guy with the eye socket and the metal parts?" Rainbow Dash asked.

Junior looked down at his shorts and blushed furiously, covering his crotch as best he could.

"The cybernetic human, Rainbow," Twilight snapped, jabbing a hoof into Rainbow's side.

"Oh. Then who's the other human? His boyfriend?"

"His son."

Rainbow Dash's eyes went wide and she busted out laughing.

"Please excuse Rainbow Dash; she's never been around humans before."

"N-no, it's fine," Junior stuttered, still extremely embarrassed about the moose knuckle thing.

"Buk bugawk bah?" Robot Chicken asked, noticing a white unicorn with eyeshadow sauntering toward them.

Rarity smiled at the two humans and winked. She purred, "Oh, human men! I've seen some of that weird human porn before... how about you two come back to my boutique for..." She turned and lifted her tail, revealing a pristine white pussy with a little bit of pink. "...some fun?"

Fritz pointed to his left ring finger and shook his head no. Junior stood there as his blush deepened, turning his face an intense shade of red. He stammered, "Uh, uh, uh... I... I... I... um..."

The older man drove his left fist into his son's crotch, making the younger Huhnmörder scream in pain and drop to his knees, holding his groin area. Twilight immediately levitated the boy onto her back and rushed off to the library.

The unicorn turned back around and batted her eyelashes at the older man. "What your wife doesn't know won't hurt her, right?"

Fritz shook his head again and left for the colorful building with a sign that said "Sugarcube Corner", leaving Rarity astonished. "That is one faithful husband."

He stepped into the bakery and nearly had a heart attack when a pink earth pony jumped out at him. "WOW! A REAL HUMAN! YoulookfunnyMisterwhatswithallthemetalpartsareyouamanfromthefutureorsomethingohmygoshyourethatguyfromthatonetvshowarentyoubutyouarentwearingthateyepa--"

The cyborg clamped a hand over Pinkie Pie's mouth and listened intently. He heard muffled moans in the basement of the establishment. Looking at the pink party pony, he gently released her muzzle and pointed down toward the basement.