Junior's Apples

At the library, Junior was on the couch, in a fetal position with his hands on his crotch. Tears streamed down his face as he laid there in agony over his poor balls.

Twilight asked, "Junior, do you want an ice pack?"

Junior squeaked and nodded yes.

"Spike, can you get our guest an ice pack, please?"

A baby dragon appeared with a blue ice pack. "You're gonna have to hold this to the place where it hurts," Spike informed the human.

Junior took the ice pack and pressed it against his aching crotch. "Th-thank... you..."

The door swung open and in came Fritz. He made a series of gestures that vaguely translated into How do we get back home?

"I know a teleportation spell that might work," grinned Twilight Sparkle.

The Chicken ran in and clucked frantically. He held up a sign that read:

I just got the shit scared out of me by a big red stallion, an orange mare, and a yellow filly!

"Oh, you've met the Apple family!" Twilight laughed.

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!