The Grand Trade Summit in Canterlot is where all the movers and shakers of the Equestrian economy—and anyone else who can wrangle an invitation—meet up to press the flesh and work out deals. Donald Trump somehow gets a ticket, because when you're rich, you can do whatever you want.

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