Murder For Fun and Profit: So Easy, A Child Could Do It!

When the daily grind just gets a bit too much, nothing takes the edge off like some calculated bloodshed.

A human, transformed and trapped in a world of ponies, bored out of his mind.
What better time to put to use humanity's two greatest assets?
Boundless creativity... and hundreds of hours of procedural crime shows.

I fear this may end violently.