Slowly returning home hopped up on pain killers and leaning on his brother, 588 staggered on. To his drugged up mind he didn't even stop to question the filly calling him uncle. He solely grinned as this little mess of pink walked between him and his so called brother. Even on his drugged mind he knew family is a very hard thing to label.

Chemical leak had handed him an extra gas mask when they became brothers, kinda weird he thought all thoughts years of standing next to each other. saving him from what ever that yellow stuff was in the air 'oh wait that was poison gas.... Right' he thought. But why they were brothers escaped him. Barley able to think more than one word a minute he didn't even notice he was in this bed and very tired.

"So does he ever talk" said a small filly

"He only ever spoke one sentence to me before he lost his voice for good." Replied a lanky, but well muscled stallion.

"And what he say?" Asked Rose Water staring at the white stallion passed out so hard nothing short of an air raid siren would wake him up.

" he said ' get me a mask before I start seeing demon pickle varies, thank you kindly" replied Chem, giggling outwardly and crying internally.

" you guys are weird" Rose thought as she lay on the couch, " very weird. "

"Get used to it foal, get used to it." Said Chem, now also laying on the couch next to the little pink mess he called his. Placing his front leg over her barrel and rolling to his side.

"But then why can't he talk?" She said looking up at the stallion with out any worry about her behind, a new feeling for her.

"Some nova bombs I made and he breathed in a breath or two before getting his mask on. They effectively turned his throat into one big tube shaped blister. So old doc had to cut his vocal cords to save him, mute ever since." She was a bit miffed at how cassualy he talked about almost killing his brother. But she really had no moral high ground over him as she was a whore a short time ago.

"Hey Chemy?" She said

"Yeah," he replied pulling her close and enjoying her warmth, she smelled calming to.

"Is it OK if I call you... And its fine if you don't, if I call you... Dad?" She rambled more than asked.

His eyes snapped open and his heart raced "... Yeah, YEAH! Of course you can I've been waiting for you to ask that for a while now actually."

"Really?" She scooted closer and hugged him if only a little weirded out by him expecting this. But she didn't care she actually had a parent now.

"Family isn't practical or easy to understand at all. It just is." He said looking at his foal.

"Does that mean you and numby aren't related?" She asked

Taking a moment to realize that when he almost called 588 numb nuts but cut him self off early, she took it as his nick name being 'numby' as his sorta real name was a number. " well no we met in the royal guard. We aren't allowed to talk on duty and we did little more than stand still all day then go to bed. When we got out of it cause it was super boring, we got into our first apartment and we didn't say much." Glancing down at Rose he saw she was lost. " but we lived around each other for long enough to not need to talk to get our points across. At that point were talking isn't necessary to communicate, that's where I considered us being brothers."

"So your not related but your still brothers? I'm just not gonna question it." She said with a sore brain.

"Good idea." He quipped. He held her for a while. He realized this was one of the best feelings he ever felt, giving advise to a foal while holding her tight. He lowered his muzzle to her hair and took in her warm scent.

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Deciding to check up on a very traumatized foal in las Pegasus, Princess Luna dove and did a horizontal 360° spin into bed and rolling to the far edge of her bed. Where she decided that doing theatrical dives into her bed was the best way to fall asleep, did just that.

Not seeing any troubling dreams regarding Rose Water being defiled or any dreams about her or by her, she went to the location of the dream she had first found. Hoping to create a dream for the filly so they could converse, she found the dream of a stallion with sexual nature it with out even viewing it. She color coated the dream scapes long ago by content as to avoid walking in on wet dreams. Witnessing your subjects secret desires and having them realize that their diarch knew them was not good for public relations.

Fearing this stallion had taken Rose, she entered with haste and right away wished she hadn't. Rather than the dreams of a stallion ruining a filly she found a large water pitcher filled with red liquid. The pitcher it self had human like appendages at its sides deeply moaning "ooooooh yeeeaah!". A white pegasus stallion with matted silver hair stood on his hind legs and pounded away at the kool-aid mans glass ass with no reserves at all.

Shocked beyond belief at this odd dream, Luna found her self shamefully arosed at this stallions passionate yet crude ways with this glass being. She could not look away from this grotesque scene barley able to focus on her search for what ever caused this dream. She found he was on morphine and recovering from surgery, that he had an unfortunate erection while drinking this red ones brand juice. But her attention was now drawn to the slap of testicles on sweaty glass. She herd the stallion saying rather flustering things the the juice mascot, things like " I'm going to drink your juice pouch.", I'm going to fill your pitcher." or one of Luna's shameful favorites " spill for me babe." each one followed by a soft "oh yeah!"

Nearing the end, the stallion pushed forward and spilled the entirety of the pitchers juice of the floor and pulled out of him. He sat the kool aid man up right. And mounted his head and filled up the cavity with his own special juice. More than could of ever come from him.

Luna slowly backed out and locked this stallions dreams off from every one including him. She awoke with a start a decided it to be a dreamless night for all of Equestria. Well maybe not for me, she thought then realized that she, a princess of Equestria, was legitimately contemplating cloping to once of her beloved subjects strange fantasies.

Author's Note

Oh YEAH

Sorry not sorry that s end with the look aid man was to funny not to include