Well $&@!

by Midian84

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Human, Comedy
Length: 346

"What's that portal beside your throne for Princess?"

"what's that portal beside your throne for Princess?"

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-11-11 02:35:38 UTC

Because Donald Trump was elected pesident...

Celestia looked to her desk with a tired sigh, noticing all the paper work left to do for all the new human imagrants that came through the portal beside her throne that her sister opened out of the blue because she wanted to get her back for a prank she pulled wich by the way wownd up being the funniest prank ever, unlike this one wich just made Celestia exusted and a little more worried because of the sheer volume of all the human imagrants poring through the portal, wich by the way won't close for another 24 hours "thank you very much Luna" Celestia thought with venom twords her little sister. "I wonder how she would take another thousand years on the moon for a prank" Celestia muttered to herself then looked up at the enormous lineup of human imagrants waiting for there citizenship and sighed signing another form and passing it to her sister beside her.

"Welcome to Equestria would thou like to apply for a gurds position or a work visa?" Luna inquired to the next human in line upon getting their citizens paper signed by Celestia. The human in question looked to Luna with a hopeful look "can I apply for a political position?" The human asked. Luna just looked at the human for a few seconds before busting out in laughter soon joined by Celestia, Luna was the first to get under control but still chuckling a bit. She then looked up to the human with a staight face before seeing.  "Thou really thinks they are capable in a political field, I think not poor human for I've been watching the presidential debate and elections for some time now and have come to the conclusion that humans are unfit to govern such fields." The human looked to Luna in shock and sadness, "but why?" The human asked determined to get an answer. Luna looked  to the human with a serious face before giving an answer. "Three words, President Donald Trump! Here's you work visa...NEXT!"...

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