There's a human?

by EquineEditor

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Human, Romance
Length: 1148

A female in equestria, what could happen?

When Riley came through a portal she started hugging me. Months later theres a wedding but not mine….

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-11-25 01:06:01 UTC

Chapter 1

I never really was a ''social'' pony, mainly because ponies are boring. But since Riley came to ponyville via a portal, i've slowly warmed up to her. Riley is like a sister to me even though we've only known each other for a couple of months. On her first day in equestria riley refused to stop hugging me as I attepmted to finish my  weekly errands. Thankfully it was my last stop of the day before making a nice salad to pair with my unfinished novel still sitting there unread to this day. I should probly finish reading that soon. Anyway as I was saying it was my last stop, sweet apple acres. Big Mac wanted to talk to me about his sister apple bloom not wanting to spend time with him anymore and him having to deal with bucking the trees on his own when AJ goes on her crazy abventures. I love the guy but I fear he may have to find that special somepony soon or he'll end up like me, a social outcast that few people actually know and/or care about. Mac is strong in body but not in mind, his emotions sometimes get the better of him like when he drank too much apple cid... I probley shouldn't talk about that.

When I got there Mac noticed my passenger and gave me an odd look and said ''is that your marefriend?' To which i responded with my signiture sarcastic phrase ''Does it look like it?'' Trying to suppress a laugh he said ''Eeyup!'' I sighed then the thought occured to me. ''Do you mind if she stays here for awhile, so I can convince the purple scientist to investigate or something?'' Mac gave it some thought ''Well what wrong with your place?'' ''Berry punch went to a Pinkie party and drank three cups of the pinkie punch.'' ''I can keep her here for a few days.'' Him knowing what Pinkie punch is made of he gave me a knowing nod ''Thanks Mac let me know when you need help with the apple bucking'' His face lit up ''No problem'' ''mind if we post-pone  the talk i'm sure she'll be good company till then'' riley let go, ''So i'll be staying with Big red intead of you?'' She gave a pouty face ''Yes and please don't strangle him like you did me'' ''Its called a hug you know'' riley said quietly as she and 'Big Red' walked off. ''Now that I have time to think, I should probley panic.''

Chapter 2

Some would say that I took riley being in equstria pretty good. They're wrong. After getting rid of riley I ran as fast I could through town twice to calm down, such is not irregular behavior for me so nopony thought much of it. As I started walking back to the library I Thought about what i would say to twilight to get her out of the book she was probably reading thats when spike came running out and crashed into me. After helping him    up on to his hooves(paws?) I asked ''whats wrong, what happened, what did she do to you this time.'' Still dazed he responded ''I have to get to rarity's it's happening again'' Remembering what time of year it is I asked spike ''is still early stages right?'' He looked at me shocked that Iwas willing to enter the library after    that bit of information ''just started today''

I looked at him with a scincere look of fear etched on my face ''Be brave young dragon''

As I stepped inside I was pulled harshly to the left by a purple aura, the door slamming shut behind me. ''It's probably a bad time but could and the other element bearers please investigate a strange creature thats hug crazy'' ''Mabey...'' said the mare. ''If you do me a favour'' having an idea of what that meant I proceded carefully ''whats the favour?'' I heard laughter behind me ''Rut me''

1 hour later

After some 'Negotiation' and an ice bath I was finally free to relax. I went to the kitchen to grab some oats and a carrot, after my dinner was finished however I couldn't rest so cleaning started first off was dining room which just need some dusting. On to the living room where I had to clean-up dried and fresh vomit, i'll have to have an intervention with berry eventually, or mabey kick her out. After the living room I was off to the kitchen to wash dishes, wipe counters, and take inventory of the fridge. I figured I could wait to do the upstairs a different day and i was tired after a half-hour of cleaning. Lazily I trotted to my bedroom to dream a dream....

Epiloge????

Anyway thats my story idea kinda im hoping some writer out there will make this a clop but until then your stuck with my god-awful writing and editing if somepony out there feels the desire to make this a real story message me.

The following is a paragraph to make the 1000 word count as close to exact as i can

Im not of puppeters but i have a nagging fear someone else is pulling on the strings somethin' terrible is going down thru the entire town reeking arnachy and all it brings i cant sit idly no i cant move at all i curse the name the one behind it allllllllllllLLLLLLLLLL discord im howlin at the moon abd sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon discord what ever did we do to copyright thus song so i cant use it as my youtube intro  1

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As I stepped inside I was pulled harshly to the left by a purple aura, the door slamming shut behind me. ''It's probably a bad time but could and the other element bearers please investigate a strange creature thats hug crazy'' ''Mabey...'' said the mare. ''If you do me a favour'' having an idea of what that meant I proceded carefully ''whats the favour?'' I heard laughter behind me ''Rut me''

1 hour later

After some 'Negotiation' and an ice bath I was finally free to relax. I went to the kitchen to grab some oats and a carrot, after my dinner was finished however I couldn't rest so cleaning started first off was dining room which just need some dusting. On to the living room where I had to clean-up dried and fresh vomit, i'll have to have an intervention with berry eventually, or mabey kick her out. After the living room I was off to the kitchen to wash dishes, wipe counters, and take inventory of the fridge. I figured I could wait to do the upstairs a different day and i was tired after a half-hour of cleaning. Lazily I trotted to my bedroom to dream a dream....