In th- Fuck it, I'll call it the prologue.
So, I am never going to a con again. Basically, did my version of my OC, went to the Merch, got a sword, looked awesome, then went to Equus. Simple right? NOT!
Now, old Sunbutt had got into a fight with Dragons, and whoop dee doo, I got smacked right into it. So, Celly was shooting lasers over the heads of her soldiers, and that's about when I came round. Fell out of the sky, dropped straight into the Equestrian trench. Sun's Guard, 5th platoon to be exact. Now, this time around, Alicorn size about, soo..... Well, everyone got outta the way, then, when I hit the ground, PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW! Lasers and crossbows. So I did something I had always wanted to do. "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!" They all screamed like idiots, so I punched one out of the way, left the trench, and instantly got shot in the snout. I did the normal thing. I fired back. As in Gaster Blaster barrage. Yeah...... Things went downhill from there.
-5 hours later-
Well then. Displaced. Okay. THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!