Exiled to the Crystal Empire for excessive dating, Flash Sentry—the greatest, most hated waifu-stealer in Equestria—has decided to share the secret of his art with his childhood friend Prince Blueblood.

Hide your mares, hide your waifus, because from now on none of them are safe anymore!

Warning! Contains suggestive language and descriptions of a sexual nature.

Special thanks to Vylon for and Enigmatic Otaku editing.

Cover art created by Alkarasu.