"Gentlecolts and mares!" The announcer barked into his microphone. His voice carried from the speakers, across the stage, and over the audience, wholeheartedly snatching up the attention of the enormous crowd.
"I just wished to thank you all for such a wonderful day! Your donations will go towards more public art projects, interspecies relationships and medical research. But that's not what you wanted to hear, you want to hear this! We're rapidly approaching the climax of the evening! The great burst of excitement that only royalty can bring!" The dragonic announcer took one step to the left. The curtain behind him copied the motion, following behind him, then jumping far past the announcer. The red curtain had been peeled away, like a candy wrapper, to expose four naked, standing mares. First, on the right, stood Queen Chrysalis whose onyx breasts reached far past her knees - almost to he ankles. Her areola was a similar color to her mane, a dart green, but it transitioned to a lime green in the center. Beside the Changeling Queen stood Princess Celestia in her full nude glory like the sun in the sky itself. Her soft white breasts were almost the exact same size as her rival to her left. Celestia's perky pink nipples stood on edge in the warm air, excited to claim victory. The two rulers exchanged looks briefly, but their focus adjusted back onto the crowd. To Celestia's right was her sibling, Princess Luna. She was smaller than Celestia, as one could see Luna's knees just on the cusp of her bountiful blue breasts. Her nipples were some what limp and Luna's comma of mane had drifted to block her left eye. The night princess did not look at the crowd, she simply blushed in silence. Cadance on the other hand, the final contestant on the stage, looked quite proud to be in the public's eye. Her eyes greeted every lustful look in the crowd below them. While Princess Cadance was the 'smallest' of the lot, roughly only the size of beach balls, she certainly was one of the most enticing. What she lacked in size, Cadance made up for in motion.
"We'll start with something quite simple! Indeed we start with the 'best of the breast!' Whose boobs reign supreme? Who is the most fair across the land!? We shall find out soon enough!" The announcer's voice was loud, even without the microphone. His deafening speech made the guests unable to focus on the beauties on the stage. Instead they seemed enthralled by the commanding voice. A brown pony with a spray bottle made his way stealthily on stage. He gave Queen Chrysalis' breasts a quick spray of the bottle, the water hung in the air for a moment. It sparkled unnaturally in the lights as it tested for magic about her body. Once it had swallowed and dispelled any magic upon the queen the water faded. The pony moved onto Celestia, then Luna and finally Cadance.
"To ensure our competitors are at their natural size, we are just dispelling any enchantments they may have cast to enhance themselves. What's that?" The announcer put a hand to his ear with an exaggerated spin of his hand, his face was almost clueless but sharp. "It seems all our contestants are all natural! No disguises or magic to be found! So let us begin!" He thrust his hand in the air dramatically, bending his knees ever so slightly as he looked to the sky. The crowd erupted into cheers of delight and lust as the announcer stepped off the stage, to allow full view of the regal bodies. The announcer's enthralling voice was gone, now all senses were fixated upon the contestants on stage.
Queen Chrysalis and Princess Celestia once more looked at each other with rivalrous grins. Their gaze met, nearly creating yellow sparks between them. Princess Luna averted her eyes from the crowd once more. She was here to help but did not desire to be the star of the show. She wouldn't be here at all if not for her sister's convincing. Princess Cadance, on the other hand, slowly swayed her left hip. Her left leg moved up and down as her seducing motion gathered plenty of attention from the crowd. Princess Cadance hefted one of her breasts, then lifted it teasingly up so her nipple was nearly at her mouth. Cadance let her breast fall and bounce back into place after she felt the crowd had been enchanted by her simple performance. Princess Celestia and Queen Chrysalis maintained their rivalry, almost to compare themselves, the two leaned towards each other. They barely had to move much because of their mountainous breasts. The sides of their bosoms bumped against each other, Queen Chrysalis' onyx breasts looked like night compared to the white mounds beside it. Celestia grinned slightly, her view still locked with the Queen, she mouthed 'I'm bigger.' Queen Chrysalis' nostrils flared slightly, she shook her head making her mane bounce against her shoulders. She shrugged once and patted the side of her enormous bust. It wobbled playfully, bouncing like a soft trampoline against Princess Celestia's white boulders. Before the two could continue their taunts the announcer's voice broke through the cheers and whoops of the crowd.
"Our judges have decided! The 'best of the breast' award goes to the queen of the lot! Queen Chrysalis!" He declared, swinging one arm wildly to the Changeling on stage. Queen Chrysalis cocked her head briefly, baring her fangs in a mirthful grin. Princess Celestia snorted, turning away from the Changeling and focusing upon the crowd with a smile. Queen Chrysalis straightened herself and blew armfuls of kisses to the crowd. The announcer walked over to Queen Chrysalis, handing her a blue ribbon for her 'efforts.'
"But we're not done yet! Just because one has the 'breast,'" The announcer chuckled at his own joke, the crowd joined him. "Doesn't mean they're the most useful! Indeed we shall now put their tits to the test! Analyze their assets and give trial to their ta-tas!" The stage buckled with a 'Ga-chunk!' The wooden floor before the rulers began to shift and move. Four holes, directly under the breasts, opened up and something rose up to fill them. Four cocks, four holes, four contestants. The dicks were flaccid and uninterested at the round, boobish, sight before them. Once the mechanical noise muted itself the dicks were in view full of everpony. They looked like sad snakes or toothpaste squeezed from a tube prematurely as they lay limply on stage.
"It's quite simple! All our contestants must perform a tit job. Can the 'best breasts' make our volcanoes erupt or will one of our other contestants claim the 'tit-le' of most effective!" The announcer thrust his arms to the right to emphasize the contestants who were getting into place. The announcer smacked his dragonic lips as he viewed the royals, but it was more the energy of the crowd that got him going.
Princess Cadance licked her lips hungrily at the golden cock below her. She leaned over, breasts squishing against the floor, so that the golden dick could crawl up through her cleavage. It worked like a charm, the golden snake slowly rose up through the canyon of cleavage until the head poked itself up and out near Princess Cadance's pink lips. Princess Luna cautiously lowered herself as well, she kept her ass low so not to expose it to the crowd. Her blue breasts seemed to work faster than Cadance. Without so much as a movement or word, the violet worm of flesh lifted itself up to Luna's head. Princess Luna flushed with blush as the tip of the cock wiggled excitedly in front of Luna's lips. It was almost entrancing. Queen Chrysalis and Princess Celestia went down at the same time. Their landing was practically audible with a 'thwunk' as their breasts hit the wooden floor. By pure chance, Princess Celestia had received the honor of the largest cock of the bunch. Despite the vastness of her bosoms, the grey penis had no troubles finding its way out of the straight 'maze' of flesh. It was so large that it moved up past Princess Celestia's face and matched the height of her horn. Queen Chrysalis focused on the member she was given, the brown cock was average considering what the other mares were given. It barely poked up from the hugeness of her breasts. Nothing seemed special about it aside from the fact it took a shake or two of her breasts to get it up. Queen Chrysalis raised her legs which granted the audience a view of her onyx ass. Her dart green tail snapped up then gravity took it downwards, where it landed gingerly on the floor between her legs. The contestants were primed and ready, all they needed was the magic word.
"Now I doubt I need to explain the rules but here they are. No magic ladies, you've come this far with only flesh and boob so no need to change that. The first mare to make their cock orgasm wins! Simple, no? Well it's always easier said than done!" The announcer chuckled, all eyes were focused on him. He looked slyly around, his queer gaze judging everyone below him. He took a single breath, holding it for a moment then shouted loudly.
"GO!" The single word was like a gun shot, the horses were off to the races. The crowd cheered, they shouted and hollered in joy as the final event began its climatic battle. Each of them had their own techniques making it a unique experience for everypony. Princess Cadance had been hungry for the cock before her, from the moment she lay eyes upon it. She opened her mouth wide and was able to get the whole penis head in her mouth. Both hands wrapped around her pink mammaries, clutching tightly, she squeezed them together to maximize the amount of boob flesh the dick got to enjoy. From there it was simply a matter of bobbing back and forth, in and out. Her pink breasts squished together tightly, unable to escape her iron grasp, giving her round boobs more of a hourglass shape. Her fingers sunk into the sea of breasts as she pressed harder and tighter against herself and the penis.
Princess Luna was quite the opposite of the pink ruler. She hesitated when the start signal was shouted. Her blue hands reached low under her breasts, cupping them softly, then lifting them up and down. Princess Luna tossed her boobs up like a ball, they climbed the violet cock then fell back into her hands. It was almost hypnotic to the alicorn. Her eyes followed the bobbing of her breasts, her hands unconsciously followed the rhythm she had set only moments before. Luna's body then got into the motion as well, her torso thrust up and down which eased the weight off her hands. With the relief from her load of breasts, Luna's hand crawled up the side of her blue bosoms. Her right hand nestled itself in her flesh, groping herself gently, while the other found the shaft of the violet cock resting between her magnificent cleavage canyon. The crowd before her became mute, the noises and cries of the crowd fell silence to the princess of night. She was in her own world now, in it there was herself and the cock buried in her bosom. Princess Luna closed her eyes, slowly stroking the shaft of the cock then leaned forward. She tenderly licked the exposed half of the shaft, all the way to the base of the head. Her breasts barely bounced from the motion her torso generated but her touch was more than enough for the dick.
Princess Celestia put her full effort into the contest. She adjusted her legs to give proper support to her upper body. Her mountainous breasts rested against the wooden floor of the stage but with a little effort was able to travel up and down. Her long regal fingers touched the tip of the cock then traveled down the head to its base. Princess Celestia's hands went flat as her palms rested against the shaft of the cock. She gave a gentle squeeze then began to move her hands up and down. It roamed the full length of the cock, from tip to the exposed half that was nestled between her chasm of breast flesh. Celestia's knees bent low and her legs shifted upon the floor. Her tactic was to use hands to pleasure the dick while her legs would create the motion which allowed her breasts to jiggle or bounce. It welled quite well, her large body had enough strength to easily support her breasts - chances are she could use only leg leg to power her motion and still would have strength to spare.
Queen Chrysalis was cocky, this would just be another meal for her. Changeling kind had become masters of love and a tit job was simply another act of gracious love. She gave a half smile, one fang glinted in the stage light as it exposed itself to the crowd. Her onyx arms reached over her colossal tits, she grabbed the upper portion of her breasts and pulled back. She smiled wider to reveal her second fang. Her hands clutched tighter letting her hands sink deeper into her soft, onyx breasts. She pulled back which lifted her breasts up and then let go. The simple motion let her enormous breasts to wobble and bounce off the stage floor. She then reached over and repeated the motions. Her soup can nipples perked up, pointing to the ceiling as Queen Chrysalis raised her breasts then they faced the crown once they hit the stage floor with a 'thwump.' Without magic, this technique was one of the move effective ways to start a tit fuck. After a minute or so she would transition to the sides of her breasts to wobble the full mass of her bosoms herself rather than allowing gravity to the the full work. With each ascent of her breasts the entire brown cock became cloaked in onyx flesh then reappeared a second later.
The crowd 'oohed' and 'awed' as the royal beings worked their sexual 'magic.' The males were enthralled, their pants tightened. The mares even felt themselves get hot, desiring to be as coveted as those on stage. With each passing minute the crowd got quieter and quieter, they were dominated by the motions of those on stage. Soon the only noise that ran through the air was the sound of flesh rubbing and bumping against flesh.
The announcer himself even found himself watching the ladies, rather than performing any rule callings duties the judges may declare. He dabbed his forehead with a handkerchief, his other hand pulled at his collar to cool him down. He should have been commentating on their techniques, but even he, found himself lost in the art of breast fuckery.
Then, as suddenly as it began, there was the soft pitter patter of liquid hitting body. It could have been mistaken as rain at first but then the sound become heavier, thicker and more wet. The ocean of eyes turned to focus on the source of the noise upon the stage. The grey cock was erupting with its cool, white, oozing liquid. Some of it shot straight into the air while others bits lazily crawled down the tip, tumbling onto the white bust below. Princess Celestia's concentration broke, as did her stern concentrating gaze. The focused, almost plastered, face shattered to make way for a wide grin as her victory was secured. Half of her enormous white breasts had been splattered with sticky orgasmic fluids, creating a small lake with branching rivers trickling down her mountainous bosom. She turned to face Queen Chrysalis, her grin gaining even more width to it. The pinks of her gums blazed brightly in the stage lights.
Princess Cadance came second, but her hunger overwhelmed the delight of victory. She clamped down hard on the head of the penis, yet she didn't harm it. Her pink cheeks swelled rapidly as her mouth was filled with the salty, yet sweet, taste of semen. She swallowed hard but was only rewarded with another wave of fluid. It hit the back of her mouth like she had thrown back a smoothie whole. Then another and another! It was simply took much for her and Princess Cadance soon found her mouth was leaking the savory orgasm.
The Princess of the night was too focused on her own bliss to notice that third place was hers. She passionately licked as much of the cock as she could, still oblivious to the world around her. The violet head trembled slightly then burst with a single bullet of semen. The bullet then became a stream which transformed into a aerial river of cum. It landed hard on Princess Luna's midnight blue breasts. During its hang time the river detached itself into little smatterings of white, sticky, rain. Other parts of the eruption of cum found itself traveling rapidly towards Princess Cadance. It landed upon her pink bosom and stuck, but neither Princesses seemed to care.
"We have a winner!" The announcer finally managed to collect himself. His voice was shaky but he quickly collected himself. His hand ducked into his pocket to shelter his damp handkerchief. His arm outstretched, he pointed to the Princess of Sun then cried, "PRINCESS CELESTIA!" The crowd's spell was broken and they burst out into cheers. Everyone was happy, expect for one.
Queen Chrysalis nearly snarled, like a beast, at Princess Celestia, whose grin had not faded. Despite the violet eyes being closed the Changeling knew exactly where they were aimed. A grin that screamed 'I'm better than thou.' Queen Chrysalis couldn't stand it, not only that but the brown cock she had been given didn't even have a hint of pre-cum about it! The large penis stood erect, only leaning due to the pressure of Queen Chrysalis' tremendous breasts. Veins throbs and pulsed with pleasure but showed no signs of an orgasm.
"I suppose being the 'best' doesn't mean anything when it comes to effectiveness. Shape and size isn't everything Chrysalis. There's always next year," Princess Celestia chuckled.
"Feh... You just got lucky..." Queen Chrysalis scoffed and turned away in anger. She grabbed the sides of her breasts and furiously rubbed them against the pillar between her cleavage canyon. "Come on! Come on!" But it was no use, Celestia had claimed her prize.