My last time in my world and my first time in a new world.
My bright reddish orange SS Chevelle sped down the highway. Tears streamed down my face. I had just recently visited my fathers grave. It had just turned my birthday and now I as 22. I never got to know him cause he died of a heart attack when I was in kinder garden. The only things I did know about him was he loved canned mushrooms, he hunted ,and he was a school teacher. Like I said I never knew him but I still loved him. I looked ahead a bright green swirling object appeared. It looked like a portal. I was up for adventure so I drove into it . I really didn't make a good choice ,but that happens when you are slightly drunk on Jack Daniels Alcohol.
But enough about how I got here and about my old life. I arrived in a forest . Rain was pouring down , lighting could be seen appearing and disappearing in a instance. Thunder could be heard rolling and rumbling. It was dark and I turned my head lights on . It turns out I arrived in a clearing. Trees, ferns, and flowers was the only things I could see. I had taking the Chevelle on old dirt roads but nothing like this. I put the Chevelle in reverse and back out of the clearing. I see a dirt path it gave me to go left or right. I had a 50/50 chance so I went left . And I was loving the weather but silence was really annoying. So my apple phone was plugged up so I switched on music . The first song that came on was Sound of Silence by disturbed a real song go check it out.
I reached the end of the forest and saw what looked like a town. Except it looked medieval like. The building had thatched roofs and cobblestone roads. Banners of purple with golden suns on them were . A huge banner said welcome Princesses. "Well I am not clearly in Kansas anymore." saying loudly to my self. I noticed it had stopped raining outside the forest. Looking in the back seat of the Chevelle and found my hunting rifle, my shotgun, 3 boxes of ammo for each gun, my grandpas black stainless steel combat knife, and my binoculars. I decided to survey the town. Looking around I noticed a gazebo that had guards in golden armor with shields and swords at there side. But there was something wrong with them. They had big ears, covered in fear, and huge muzzles . They had almost looked pony like. Weird fucking place. I decided to see what they were guarding and I saw Eight pony looking like humans . Two of them had had only wings, One had just a horn on top of its head, Two others didn't have either, and lastly Three of them had both wings and horns on there head. And if I can say one last thing about them. Damn they had some Massive Cleavage.
The Most Beatiful Thing I have Ever Saw
I noticed that two of those Eight were looking at me and they were the two tallest there. One was the young one was Dark blue and had eyes of icy bluish green. The other was pure white and had hair of light pink, green, and light blue. With eyes of Magenta, both of them could put on a stare. And I stared right back to them. I wasn't going to lose this damn game.
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Celestia's Pov
I noticed a strange looking creature up on a hill outside of Ponyville. Me and Luna notivced him but the others had not. I started to play a game with the creature. A staring contest me And Luna though wehad this won before it even started. He kept staring through this small telescope looking object. I decided to speak to him. ''Girls I be back with a guest within a minute." saying clearly. ''Ok" said by five of twilghts friends and including her. Pinkie pie just said ''Okie dokie.'' Luna gave a concerend stare and said ''Sister do you need me to come with you?" "Nonsense'' I simply say. With that I teleport behide this creature and his strange carrige.
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"Da Fuck?'' One of them just teleported. A ''Hello'' was said behind me. I swing around and see the one who teleported. '' Well who won the staring contest?'' She smiles and says ''Me.'' Calmly and softly. I reply with a smirk on my face '' You wish, I totally won that." ''No I don't think so.'' That is the end of that conversation. She asks who I am and how I got here. "My name is Charles and I drove my 1970s SS Chevellw into a wierd green swirling portal ,your?'' ''Ah how rude of I haven't even introduced myself yet. My name is Princess Celestia co-ruler of Equstria.'' ''Is that were we are at?'' I just simply ask. ''And if you don't mind me asking what are you?'' She never answers my first question but says that she is a pony. Hard to believe but it is true I know. She asks if she would like to meet her friends and I simply just say yes. '' Princess want to the Chevelle?'' I ask and she looks at it and decides and says yes. I clear out the front seat and she climbs in the passenger front seat. I put it in drive and head toward the gazebo. The gaurds have a shocked expression and raise there swords and shields at the Chevelle. Celestia got out of the car .Damn you should have seen the curves ,and the shocked look of the guards. I got out of the car and was instantly put into a headlock by a bright blue pony with a rainbow mane. I was lifted of the ground but thrashed like crazy and was dropped. I scurried to the car and hulled out the shotgun and loaded it. I pointed it right at the one who tried to chock me and had a stare off. She froze and we had a standoff while the others including the gaurds and watched in aw. She landed back on the ground I unloaded the shotgun and put in the back seat of the car. But still not trusting her or anyone her yet. I pulled out my grandpa's black stainless steel combat knife.
Meeting Ever One and Heading To The Capital
They all had worried looks on their faces but I quickly sheathed my knife and attached it to my belt. Next thing you know a purple pony comes up your me and starts bombarding me with questions. Only three I heard was what are you, Where are you from, What do you eat. "First of all I am from earth, Secondly I am human or scientifically a homo sapien, Lastly I am a omnivore." I asked if I could go back to my world. And Celestia sadly said "no." Well I knew I would be stuck her for the rest of my life. So I asked who they were. The purple one was named Princess Twilight Sparkle, The who tried to choke me was Rainbow Dash, The Dark blue one was Celestia's site Luna, The unicorn was Rarity, The other Pegasus I'm guessing that is what she was named fluttershy a quite and shy animal lover, Now the last two one was a orange tomboy who I'm guessing worked on a farm and her name was apple jack, Lastly was a pink pony who asked me if I liked party's I said they were okay and her name was Pinkie pie. I simply said my name was Charles . Celestia cough and gets our attention. She simply says I will have to go the capital of Equstria which is named canterlot.But before we leave more damn questions are thrown in my way. I simply tell Twilight I will answer them later. Celestia offers to teleport me . But I said "No thank you I would rather just drive there instead." "Well I can't allow you to travel alone so I will have to go with you." "Are you sure I ask all I need is a map?" "You cannot be trusted yet human" Luna bellows out. So I knew I would have to clean out the back seat for Luna so I went and cleaned the back seat taking all the stuff in the back seats and putting it in the trunk. I ask the princess she says "Were ready when you are." "Ok" Is all I could say. I pull the front seat up let Luna get into the back seat of the Chevelle. I put the seat back."Do you have enough leg room Luna." See gave a unhappy face and bellowed out in royal voice I must add "Though will a dress us by our tiles human!!!!" "Owwww" My ears hurt, all I could hear was ringing noise in my ears. The trip was very quite, well for me at least. I was only deaf so it was pointless to try and make small talk. I just simply drove and when we came to a crossroad. Celestia said something but since I was pretty much deaf I couldn't hear anything."Could you please point the Princess?" She points to the right and I floor it to canterlot.But It only took two hours to get there so it really didn't take long. The Chevelle engine reved up as we pull in to the streets of Canterlot. It was really fancy. All of the Pony were multi colored ,all having manes of different styles and shapes. Gawking in aw the looked at the Chevelle Knowing it was other worldly. I pulled the car up to the castle gate and all the gaurds raised there weapons. I rolled Celestia and the gaurds lowered the weapons and opened the gate to castle. I pulled up to the front door of the castle and got out. I popped the tonk and got everything out I asked Celestia were my roomed was and she showed me to my room. I told her good night and put my stuff on to my new dresser in the room I was currently staying in. Taking of my jeans, shoes, and socks off. Climbing into bed and going to sleep. My mind drifting in and out of conscious. Damn that bed was soft.
